Auditory Note

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[narrator] If I had to pick
a yearbook quote, it would be,
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"Lonely in life, popular in death."
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- See that girl flying up in the air?
-[shutter clicks]
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That's me, Darby Harper.
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My upbringing was pretty awesome at first.
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-[chuckles] That's my mom.
-[cheers]
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I was following
in her iconic cheer footsteps.
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[crowd cheering]
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Back then, I thought I knew who I was
and who I wanted to be.
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- Until everything came crashing down.
-[Mom] There's Dad.
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-Darby!
-[water splashes]
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My mom and I died on the same day.
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[lifeguard] One. Two…
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And even though I technically
came back from the other side,
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-[thunder rumbling]
- I was never the same.
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What was different about me?
Are you sitting down for this?
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[whispering] I see dead people.
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[normal voice] Everywhere.
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And it turns out the dead,
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- or "Deados" as I like to call them,
-[Darby] Excuse me.
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actually needed my help.
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-[Dad] Hey.
-[Darby's friends cheering]
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So, that's when I turned my back
on the living world
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and decided to start
my little side hustle,
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- counseling local spirits.
-Hello.
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Over time, I learned that not every person
who died stuck around.
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Only those who have
some unfinished business.
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-[doorbell rings]
- And this is where I come in…
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-[door opens]
- …as a spiritual messenger of sorts,
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making sure the Deados don't get stuck
in a world that no longer sees them.
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With my assistance,
these spirits were able to cross over,
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which is pretty beautiful.
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Word spread in the purgatory circuit,
and my after-school job took off.
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Hey, how are you?
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There's no pay,
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but if dead people gratitude
had monetary value,
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I'd be Jeff Bezos.
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[car horn honks]
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You'd think witnessing dead people say,
"Goodbye" over and over again
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would be my biggest burden,
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but it is a distant second
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to the torturous realm where I am forced
to spend my days, high school.
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I can't believe you think this is
a better education than homeschooling.
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[scoffs] I mean, look at them.
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Honey, I have a hard time
getting you to come out for dinner.
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I mean,
how else can I get you to socialize?
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I make, like, ten new dead friends a week.
How much more social can I get?
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-[bell rings]
-[Dad] I love you.
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[Darby] Love you too.
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Try to have a good day.
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-[student outside school] Hey, babe.
-Hey, isn't that Capri Donahue?
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[student whistles]
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Honey, I just don't get
why you two stopped hanging out.
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You were joined at the hip.
Maybe y'all should reconnect.
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Oh, no. I lost my hard-earned smile.
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[engine starts]
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[students chattering]
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It truly amazes me that
at the most formative time of their lives,
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a time that should be about
self-discovery,
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and finding what is individual
and unique about themselves,
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they instead
choose to homogenize in groups
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that give them the unhealthy acceptance
they so deeply crave.
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You're so lucky your mom let you.
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I was going under the knife
for my deviated septum anyway,
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so we just thought that we'd get
my boobs done at the same time.
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And that's why I'd rather hang out
with the unliving than the unwoke.
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[skater dude 1 burps]
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-Gross, sorry.
-Hey, dude,
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La Croix eruption at Mount McMuffin, dude.
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Did I mention that I spent
last Friday night discussing modern art
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with a woman who claimed to be
Frida Kahlo's lover? Just saying.
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[sighs]
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In the ecosystem of high school,
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I'm basically a hermit crab
hiding under a reef.
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And I wouldn't have it any other way.
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That's my friend, Gary. He's a "Stayer."
A Stayer is a Deado who--
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-[laughing] Oh, my God. No way!
-I know. And she said, "Fetch."
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-Ew.
-Your jacket is really cute, by the way.
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Oh, thanks. It's amazing what I can do
with a sewing machine and a little thread.
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Capri Donahue.
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Head phony. Ever heard of someone
described as having solid character?
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Oh, my God.
The Sweet Seventeen promo video?
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-I know.
-Oh, I'm living for it.
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Well, Capri's is pure particle board.
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[singsongy] I know!
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Good morning, Miss Lyman.
You look like a breath of fresh air.
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[coughing] Kiss ass.
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Oh, Darby. Forgot you went here.
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Hmm.
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-[student] Babe.
-[Capri gasps] Jamesy!
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I missed you.
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In case you couldn't tell by that dramatic
Bachelor Nation -style spin,
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that's Capri's boyfriend.
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James Harris was a band geek
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who had been completely invisible
to Capri until--
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♪ I needed you, oh
But I never showed ♪
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♪ And I wanna stay with you
Until we're gray and old ♪
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Even though he didn't make it past
the blind audition round,
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it was enough fame for Capri
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to turn her chair
and set her thirsty hooks in him.
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-[bell rings]
-Good morning, newly minted junior class.
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-Whoo!
-[Lyman] Welcome to biology lab.
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Before you get too comfortable,
I've paired you up with your lab partner
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alphabetically by last name.
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Go ahead and take a seat with that person.
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I don't even have to look at the list.
Ever since first grade, it's always--
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-Harper.
-Harris.
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Uh, Miss Lyman,
I need to be partnered with James
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because I'm trained to assist him
with his learning disability.
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[whispering] He has dyslexia.
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[softly] No, he doesn't.
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I'm sure James
will manage on his own, Capri.
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[sighs]
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Capri knows I'm the one person
she can't get to like her.
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I'm the one girl in school who doesn't
wanna be her,
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the one person
who can see through her bullshit.
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[clears throat]
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[sighs]
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-[laughs]
-Hi, baby.
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Babe, I'm at a different table.
I'm not going off to war.
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Oh, my God. Don't even say that.
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All right. Let's get started.
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Uh, excuse me, Miss Lyman?
There's an ass on my desk.
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-[students giggling]
-Oh, I'm sorry. This is a fresh blowout.
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I didn't even see anyone was sitting here.
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[whispering] Freak show.
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I'm sorry. She can be
a little extra sometimes. [chuckles]
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Extra psychotic.
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-I like your Chucks.
-Oh, thanks.
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Yeah.
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James is a good guy.
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He was actually my first crush
back in sixth grade. [inhales sharply]
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Before I realized that romantic
relationships are just a social construct
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people created to avoid the fact that
we're all helplessly alone in this world.
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-[Gary chuckles]
-Mmm. I got you this time.
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I do.
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-Hmm. Boom.
-Eh, nah, nah, nah, nah. Bishop to e4.
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Ugh, crap. That's--
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Yeah, that's-- That would be checkmate.
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Mmm.
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[inhales deeply] And that would also be
two more bucks you owe me, kid.
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Come on. You don't even use money.
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I know, I know.
But I love to leave it in Linda's purse.
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She gets a big boost when she finds it.
Treat herself to some fancy coffee drink.
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[sighs] All right.
That is pretty frigging adorable.
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[laughs] All right, come on. Pay up.
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[sighs] I really wish you took Venmo.
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[bell rings]
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I hope you have
a wonderful rest of the day.
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Thank you, Gary.
I appreciate it. I'll try.
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[chattering]
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[students chattering in background]
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Hey, hi. Uh, you're the girl
from the bleachers, right?
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Uh, I don't talk to clients here.
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Uh. [chuckles]
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Come by my office Friday night, okay?
That's where I work.
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Work--
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-Oh, shit.
-[laughs] Are you okay?
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I mean, you look like
you've just seen a ghost.
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[sighs] The opposite, actually.
I thought you were--
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Never mind. I just--
I haven't seen you before.
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Great. You two found each other.
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-Alex is new, and he's gonna need…
-Oh, God. Please, no.
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…a junior study buddy
to show him the ropes.
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[Darby titters]
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[whispering] He just transferred in
from a Montessori school,
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so all this is pretty foreign to him.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know
if I'm the best person to do that.
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Sure, you are. You're an honors student,
and you both seem like such--
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-He's thinking, "Weirdos."
-Abstract thinkers.
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-Mmm. [chuckles]
-Yeah.
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Extracurricular activities meet-and-greet
starts in ten minutes.
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Walk Alex through it.
Help him acclimatize. [clicks tongue]
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-That guy. Uh, we're-- Yep.
-Yep. Okay.
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So, do you have any burning questions
about Frederick Douglass High
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I can answer in the next two minutes?
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Uh, that for starters.
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Yeah, the superintendent passed a bill
allowing corporate sponsorship
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of cafeterias so that schools could save
on the cost of lunches. [chuckles]
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Jeez.
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My old school
didn't have this type of structure.
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You know,
the bell telling you when and where to go,
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having to raise your hand
to get permission to take a leak.
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Public school is only
a few rules away from the Marines.
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[laughing] Yeah. That's funny.
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So, why did you leave Montessori?
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I had a bit of a rough patch last year.
You know, some issues, so--
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I feel your pain, junior class buddy.
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So, who do you hang with?
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Uh, I don't.
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Oh. The lone wolf.
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[chuckles]
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You said something earlier
about your work?
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Oh, no. N-- It was nothing. [laughs]
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I thought you were someone else.
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Um, I do some social work
on Friday nights.
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Social work?
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When in doubt, the truth gets people
to bug off every time.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's for dead people.
I help them pass on to the next realm.
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Uh-- [laughs]
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That's really cool.
I'm actually into psychic mediums too.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah. What are the odds?
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That backfired.
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[Alex] So, uh,
are you in any of these clubs?
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Maybe in another lifetime.
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At my old school,
I had a Stephen King book club.
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Oh, uh-huh.
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But you know,
if I'm forced to be here, which I am,
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I've decided I want the most public school
experience ever known to man.
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[laughs] Wow.
You're quite the glass half-full guy.
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I mean, if you don't embrace
the absurdities in life, right?
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It's unlivable.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, prom. I've seen that in the movies.
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[laughs]
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Uh, I gotta run.
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Oh. Okay, uh--
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I-I'd love to talk to you more
about the paranormal stuff.
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[sighs] Lone wolf, Alex.
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-"Lone" being the key adjective there.
-Right. [chuckles]
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Yeah. See you.
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[howls]
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Yeah.
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Mmm. That's not good.
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All right. Listen up, people.
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We got a few cheerleaders here who want
to do a special presentation just for you.
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And action!
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Let's go. [claps]
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Hi, Cougars!
I'm Capri Donahue, and this is--
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Taylor.
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Taylor, Bree, Piper and Todd.
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And we're here to tell all the gym classes
about cheer tryouts next week.
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Here's a little skit we prepared.
Hope you enjoy!
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Hi! Are you new here?
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Yes, I'm a freshman.
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-[gasps]
-[Taylor] And I've always dreamed of being
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a cheerleader,
but I'm so intimidated by it.
238
00:12:06,854 --> 00:12:08,646
Isn't it just for shallow, hot girls?
239
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,938
I'm so glad you asked.
And the answer is, that's offensive.
240
00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:14,979
Cheerleaders aren't just pretty people
who are happy all the time.
241
00:12:15,063 --> 00:12:17,646
We face the same challenges.
Just like you.
242
00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:19,938
Really? Even you, the head cheerleader?
243
00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:21,771
-[Capri] Yes, even me.
-Yeah.
244
00:12:21,854 --> 00:12:24,104
But cheer allows us
to be the change that we wanna see.
245
00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:27,021
[Bree] We support female empowerment,
just like Beyoncé.
246
00:12:27,104 --> 00:12:28,354
When one of us falls-- [gasps]
247
00:12:28,438 --> 00:12:30,854
-The sisterhood is there to catch us.
-Jesus.
248
00:12:30,938 --> 00:12:32,729
Next week, I'll be there.
249
00:12:32,813 --> 00:12:34,146
[whispering] Piper, at the end.
250
00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:36,229
But cheer keeps the world moving.
251
00:12:36,313 --> 00:12:37,938
Because when something gets us down--
252
00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:40,271
-[Piper] Cheer--
-Lifts us back up. [giggling]
253
00:12:41,188 --> 00:12:42,729
[dance music playing]
254
00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:45,563
[crowd cheering, applauding]
255
00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,313
Let's hear it, Cougars!
256
00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:50,313
[cheerleaders] Tryouts next week,
show us what you can do.
257
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,313
[Bree] Tryouts next week!
258
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,854
-[Taylor] Now, Piper!
-"Now," what?
259
00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:55,271
Next week? I'll be there.
260
00:12:55,354 --> 00:12:57,188
-Shit.
-[Bree and Capri] Whoo!
261
00:12:57,271 --> 00:12:59,188
-[Bree] Let's go, Cougars!
-[Taylor] Whoo!
262
00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:02,188
My dad said I can only invite 50 people,
but I was, like,
263
00:13:02,271 --> 00:13:04,771
"Come on,
the DJ tent holds at least a hundo."
264
00:13:07,104 --> 00:13:09,938
Ugh! Can we get a corporate sponsor from…
265
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,021
[electricity crackles]
266
00:13:11,104 --> 00:13:14,438
…the electric company or something?
This is ridiculous.
267
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,188
Give me my clothes.
268
00:13:19,938 --> 00:13:22,979
Why would I take your clothes?
Not planning on attending a funeral.
269
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,479
[laughing]
270
00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:27,646
I have no problem walking up
to Principal Morgan's office in my towel
271
00:13:27,729 --> 00:13:30,021
to discuss his zero tolerance
bullying policy.
272
00:13:30,104 --> 00:13:32,563
Oh, my God!
You're totally gaslighting me right now.
273
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,979
You're the one who bullied me
in front of the entire class this morning.
274
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:37,604
You called me an ass.
275
00:13:37,688 --> 00:13:40,938
Technically,
I called your actual ass an ass.
276
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,979
Maybe you'll understand that more when
we get to the anatomy section of bio lab.
277
00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:46,646
[laughs, clears throat]
278
00:13:46,729 --> 00:13:47,729
[laughs]
279
00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:54,646
It was just a joke. No need to go crying
to the principal, freak show.
280
00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:57,354
-[screams, gasps]
-[water splashes]
281
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,188
Ow! My ass.
282
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,438
-Capri!
-Are you okay?
283
00:14:00,521 --> 00:14:02,938
I'm fine. Just-- [sighs] I slipped.
284
00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:04,813
[electricity crackling]
285
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,813
[whimpers]
286
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,188
[crackling fades]
287
00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:10,396
[police radio chatter]
288
00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:14,604
[officer] Miss Harper, thank you
so much for giving us your statement.
289
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,604
We'll be in touch
if we have any follow-up questions.
290
00:14:18,646 --> 00:14:20,021
Miss Harper?
291
00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:22,646
Uh-- Yeah, yes. [chuckles] Okay.
292
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,729
Okay.
293
00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:26,563
All right, ladies.
294
00:14:26,646 --> 00:14:29,354
[sniffs] Go home, get some rest.
295
00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:33,438
Remember,
we have grief counselors available.
296
00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:37,646
Seeing a dead person
is a very traumatic experience
297
00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:40,771
which none of us are equipped for.
298
00:14:40,854 --> 00:14:42,563
[laughs]
299
00:14:42,646 --> 00:14:43,938
[Darby coughing]
300
00:14:44,021 --> 00:14:45,646
[whispers] Sorry.
301
00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:48,271
Something in the throat. [clears throat]
302
00:14:50,979 --> 00:14:53,229
-[birds chirping]
-[dog barking in distance]
303
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,063
Hey.
304
00:14:59,146 --> 00:15:01,146
[Darby] Hey. [chuckles]
305
00:15:01,854 --> 00:15:04,271
[groans, sighs]
306
00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,563
Yeah. She was a beauty.
307
00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:16,104
I know you don't like
talking about your mom.
308
00:15:18,979 --> 00:15:20,563
And I'm not trying to push you.
309
00:15:22,229 --> 00:15:26,146
I know Capri's death
is probably a trigger. Right?
310
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:29,479
No. No, really. I'm-- I'm fine.
311
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,063
Honey.
312
00:15:32,146 --> 00:15:33,146
I'm just tired.
313
00:15:36,688 --> 00:15:38,479
So-- But thank you.
314
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:42,896
Night.
315
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:47,771
-[Dad] I love you.
-Love you.
316
00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:53,604
[sighs]
317
00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:11,979
Wake up, bitch. Wake up!
318
00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:14,438
Oh, goddamn it.
319
00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:15,896
[gasps]
320
00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:18,604
-[light switch clicks]
-So it's true. You can see me.
321
00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:20,813
[Darby] How did you even-- Uh--
322
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,771
Remember groundskeeper Gary?
323
00:16:22,854 --> 00:16:24,396
-Uh--
-Yeah.
324
00:16:24,479 --> 00:16:27,021
He told me all about
your little "ability."
325
00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:28,604
-[sighs]
-Bring me back.
326
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,688
Darby!
327
00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:32,271
Bring me back. Now!
328
00:16:32,979 --> 00:16:37,396
Capri, I can't bring you back.
I can only help you move on.
329
00:16:38,313 --> 00:16:39,313
Move on?
330
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:43,146
No. Cheer tryouts are next week.
331
00:16:43,229 --> 00:16:44,979
My Sweet Seventeen
is coming up in a month.
332
00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:47,979
I've planned it the whole year.
It costs more than my sister's wedding.
333
00:16:48,063 --> 00:16:50,563
[inhales sharply]
Denial. It's the hardest stage.
334
00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:53,729
Listen, I'm-- [sighs]
…I'm really sorry you died.
335
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,063
I truly am. But you are dead,
336
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,854
and neither I,
nor anyone else can bring you back.
337
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,396
[electricity crackling, whooshing]
338
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:05,854
[screams]
339
00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:06,979
[Capri gasps]
340
00:17:08,354 --> 00:17:09,813
Holy crap!
341
00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:11,854
-Did I do that?
-[sighs]
342
00:17:11,938 --> 00:17:14,813
-Am I coming back to life?
-No, dude, you're a form of energy.
343
00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:17,271
So, with intense focus and practice,
344
00:17:17,354 --> 00:17:19,604
or I guess just pure,
unfiltered teenage rage,
345
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,021
Deados can manipulate things
in the real world.
346
00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:25,646
-"Deados?"
-Yeah. Yeah, that's what I call your kind.
347
00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:27,604
The in-betweeners like you.
348
00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:31,229
Okay, but-but-but what about, um, Gary?
349
00:17:31,854 --> 00:17:34,188
-I mean, he died our freshman year, right?
-Yeah.
350
00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:37,229
He's a Stayer.
It means he chooses to be here.
351
00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:40,313
He's waiting for his wife to die
so they can pass on together.
352
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:46,313
Okay, cute. Um.
Then, I will be a Stayer too.
353
00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:51,146
Yeah. I don't wanna go to some…
[scoffs] …creepy afterlife. No, thank you.
354
00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:53,438
No, no. Capri,
this is not where you're meant to be,
355
00:17:53,521 --> 00:17:56,104
so it'll be very difficult
for you to be at peace here.
356
00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:59,813
Especially you, feeling like
you're missing out on all that stupid shit
357
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:01,688
-you think is so important.
-[gasps]
358
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:04,688
Oh, it might be stupid shit to you,
freak show,
359
00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:06,813
but this is the best year of my life.
360
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,729
Everyone thinks senior year is peak,
but no.
361
00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:11,021
Seniors have one foot out the door
to college.
362
00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:15,563
I am at the epicenter
of the ultimate high school experience.
363
00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,396
[sighing] I'm not going anywhere.
364
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:22,729
You literally will never be able
to see yourself again.
365
00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:24,563
You're dead.
366
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,229
So is all that shit you care about.
367
00:18:28,313 --> 00:18:31,521
Cheer championships,
homecoming, your birthday.
368
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:33,146
You can't experience it anymore.
369
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:34,771
[sighs]
370
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:37,146
[exhales deeply]
371
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:38,229
I'm sorry.
372
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:44,396
Look, I can deliver whatever message
you want to whomever.
373
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:50,313
But once you make the decision
to move on, you move on.
374
00:18:53,479 --> 00:18:54,729
[Darby sighs]
375
00:18:54,813 --> 00:18:57,813
Look, you can stay here tonight
if you're freaked out.
376
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,688
But I'm going to sleep because,
well, I'm alive,
377
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:03,896
and I have another day
of living hell tomorrow.
378
00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,771
I'm sorry you died.
379
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,854
[light switch clicks]
380
00:19:09,229 --> 00:19:13,188
I'm Katlyn Kelley, reporting live
from Frederick Douglass High School,
381
00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:16,438
where yesterday, students witnessed
the shocking and tragic death
382
00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:18,896
of their popular classmate,
head cheerleader,
383
00:19:18,979 --> 00:19:20,229
Capricorn Donahue.
384
00:19:20,313 --> 00:19:23,271
[sighs] I'm on TV,
and I can't even enjoy it.
385
00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:26,271
Grieving students
have been visiting this memorial
386
00:19:26,354 --> 00:19:28,188
for the beloved cheerleader.
387
00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:32,271
Could you tell us a little about
what made Capri so special?
388
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:36,313
[sighs] She was an amazing person
and such a great friend.
389
00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:38,229
And I'm just gonna miss her so much.
390
00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:40,479
I've literally
never seen you before in my life.
391
00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:44,063
Capri was planning a big
Sweet Seventeen birthday for next month.
392
00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:45,813
Can you tell us more about that?
393
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:48,688
[sobbing, sniffling] Yeah,
she was so excited about the party.
394
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,813
She put everything she had
into planning it.
395
00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:54,313
Oh, guys! I'm still here-- [screams]
396
00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:57,771
Is there anything else you would like
our viewers to know about Capri?
397
00:19:57,854 --> 00:20:03,104
Just that she was the glue
that bonded together our sisterhood.
398
00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:06,729
She was actually a Scorpio.
399
00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:11,438
Also, follow us on Instagram. Thank you.
400
00:20:12,271 --> 00:20:16,896
A young spark of life, gone in a flash.
A cheer heard no more.
401
00:20:16,979 --> 00:20:20,063
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Maybe you should stay at home.
402
00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:21,604
[Katlyn] Signing off.
403
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,604
Nah, it's just putting off the inevitable.
404
00:20:24,354 --> 00:20:26,813
[Capri] That's the photo
you brought to my shrine?
405
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:30,729
Taylor, you look adorable,
and my eyes are literally closed!
406
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,854
[screams]
407
00:20:34,479 --> 00:20:36,438
-[gasps]
-[Bree] Did you guys see that?
408
00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,563
[sighs]
409
00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:46,938
[Cougars laughing]
410
00:20:47,021 --> 00:20:49,854
[Taylor] That practice killed me.
Capri would have been so proud.
411
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:52,896
[Bree] Nationals, here we come! [cheers]
412
00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:55,313
[giggles] So, where are we going tonight?
413
00:20:55,396 --> 00:20:56,771
[chatters indistinctly]
414
00:20:58,729 --> 00:21:01,104
I just can't believe that she's gone.
415
00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:04,021
I had my nose modeled after hers.
416
00:21:04,104 --> 00:21:07,479
I heard she shot 50 feet in the air,
and her pants flew off.
417
00:21:07,563 --> 00:21:10,146
Do you think James Harris
will rejoin jazz band now?
418
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:13,438
[student 5] "Dead Cheerleader"
is a killer name for a band.
419
00:21:13,521 --> 00:21:17,229
[student 6] Alive Capricorn Donahue
was an "it girl," but dead Capri Donahue?
420
00:21:17,313 --> 00:21:19,188
Oh, she's a legend, honey.
421
00:21:19,771 --> 00:21:22,271
[Gary] Hey, here she is--
Hey, Darby. My buddy, Mel.
422
00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:24,813
-Hi.
-He passed last night.
423
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:26,354
-Uh, heart attack.
-Yeah.
424
00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,313
-Oh. Sorry.
-You know. So if you don't mind,
425
00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,521
he's gonna sit and watch
our lunchtime chess games
426
00:21:30,604 --> 00:21:32,896
-until you can help him move on.
-Yeah, sure.
427
00:21:32,979 --> 00:21:35,688
My wife, Deb, uh, she passed 17 years ago,
428
00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:37,313
and you know, that's a long time.
429
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,354
I was in a lot better shape then, right?
430
00:21:39,438 --> 00:21:41,188
Uh, what if she's not
431
00:21:41,271 --> 00:21:42,979
-attracted to me anymore?
-Maybe.
432
00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:45,771
Well, I like to think
that when you pass on,
433
00:21:45,854 --> 00:21:47,563
you pass as your optimal self.
434
00:21:47,646 --> 00:21:50,688
And I'm pretty sure that has nothing
to do with your superficial exterior.
435
00:21:50,771 --> 00:21:52,646
Oh, my optimal self?
436
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,771
-Yeah.
-I like that.
437
00:21:54,854 --> 00:21:56,979
-[Gary laughs]
-[laughs] Okay.
438
00:21:57,063 --> 00:21:59,438
-Well, we'll talk soon.
-Way to be, Darby. Thank you.
439
00:21:59,521 --> 00:22:01,688
-She is good!
-I told you, huh?
440
00:22:03,521 --> 00:22:05,063
[Darby] Oh, no.
441
00:22:09,979 --> 00:22:11,104
Oh, thank God.
442
00:22:15,146 --> 00:22:17,479
-Hola! Oh!
-Oh! Jeez-- [scoffs]
443
00:22:17,563 --> 00:22:20,229
-God, you scared the shit out of me.
-[laughing] Oh. Sorry.
444
00:22:20,313 --> 00:22:21,313
Are you okay?
445
00:22:21,396 --> 00:22:23,104
Yeah, fine. I--
446
00:22:23,896 --> 00:22:26,521
It's just someone I'm trying to avoid.
[chuckles]
447
00:22:26,604 --> 00:22:29,021
Oh. Got a little stalker? [laughs]
448
00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:30,563
[inhales sharply] Potentially.
449
00:22:30,646 --> 00:22:32,063
Oh, you're serious.
450
00:22:32,771 --> 00:22:34,646
-Oh, my bad. Okay. Uh…
-[chuckles]
451
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,104
You wanna talk about it?
452
00:22:38,354 --> 00:22:42,271
Well, the frustrating thing is,
is I don't think anyone would understand.
453
00:22:42,354 --> 00:22:43,604
Mmm. I get that.
454
00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:48,063
Don't have to explain anything to me,
I'm just making sure you're okay.
455
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:50,063
Thanks.
456
00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:53,229
-Um--
-So, what's up?
457
00:22:53,313 --> 00:22:55,771
So, you were there
with the cheerleader yesterday?
458
00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:57,688
That's pretty intense.
459
00:22:57,771 --> 00:22:59,646
[sighs] Yeah. [screams]
460
00:22:59,729 --> 00:23:02,813
Whoo! Sorry, Alex. Too much caffeine.
461
00:23:02,896 --> 00:23:06,563
Uh, sorry. Uh, I-- I gotta go but I'll s--
Thanks for the--
462
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:07,646
Just thanks.
463
00:23:08,229 --> 00:23:09,854
-I need to talk to you.
-[Alex] Okay.
464
00:23:09,938 --> 00:23:11,854
I don't work at school, Capri.
465
00:23:11,938 --> 00:23:15,188
What do you mean, "Work"?
I'm not asking you to do my taxes.
466
00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,646
-[sighs]
-[bell rings]
467
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,313
[sighs]
468
00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:21,021
[door closes]
469
00:23:21,104 --> 00:23:22,271
Okay, what do you want?
470
00:23:22,938 --> 00:23:25,521
I have decided that I do,
in fact, want to move on.
471
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,063
It's incredibly boring being here
and being invisible.
472
00:23:28,146 --> 00:23:30,146
Also, apparently,
I'm stuck in this outfit.
473
00:23:30,229 --> 00:23:32,688
If I knew I was gonna die,
I would've worn way more accessories.
474
00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:34,854
Smart decision. Come see me Friday night.
475
00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:38,229
Whoa! I haven't told you
when I wanna move on.
476
00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:40,021
Okay, I don't have time for this.
477
00:23:40,104 --> 00:23:42,771
It'll be next month.
After my Sweet Seventeen.
478
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:45,813
No. No, just go to your funeral.
Yeah, everyone will be crying
479
00:23:45,896 --> 00:23:48,354
and talking about
how awesome you were. You'll love it.
480
00:23:48,438 --> 00:23:50,896
Ew, no. I hate funerals,
they're mad depressing.
481
00:23:50,979 --> 00:23:53,521
I want the party.
Which is where you come in.
482
00:23:53,604 --> 00:23:55,771
You're gonna make sure
the party still happens.
483
00:23:55,854 --> 00:23:57,396
[scoffs]
484
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:01,271
I think that curling iron incident
fried your last remaining brain cell.
485
00:24:01,354 --> 00:24:02,646
I-- [gasps]
486
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,729
[exhales sharply]
487
00:24:08,813 --> 00:24:09,813
Game on.
488
00:24:10,521 --> 00:24:12,854
Ideally, you'll do this voluntarily.
489
00:24:12,938 --> 00:24:16,229
But I've been practicing the whole
manipulation of objects thing all morning.
490
00:24:16,313 --> 00:24:19,188
So, I can make life very weird
for you if it comes down to it.
491
00:24:19,271 --> 00:24:20,563
-Psycho.
-[scoffs]
492
00:24:20,646 --> 00:24:22,604
[Lyman] I just wanted to let you know.
493
00:24:22,688 --> 00:24:25,396
-Sorry I'm late.
-[Lyman] That's okay, Darby.
494
00:24:25,479 --> 00:24:26,479
[door closes]
495
00:24:26,563 --> 00:24:29,146
As I was saying,
James will not be in today.
496
00:24:29,229 --> 00:24:31,479
For obvious reasons.
497
00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:36,021
Bree, Taylor, Piper, my condolences.
I know you girls were very close.
498
00:24:36,104 --> 00:24:38,646
She really would've wanted us
to be here today.
499
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:40,979
To remember her with everyone else.
500
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:43,563
That's true. I mean,
they're no good to me crying in private.
501
00:24:43,646 --> 00:24:47,896
[Lyman] All right. Let's get started.
If you uncover the tray in front of you,
502
00:24:47,979 --> 00:24:49,688
you'll find today's project.
503
00:24:49,771 --> 00:24:51,021
-Ugh.
-[biology student 2] Gross!
504
00:24:51,104 --> 00:24:52,979
-Cool!
-I'm reporting this to PETA.
505
00:24:53,063 --> 00:24:54,313
I'm sorry, buddy.
506
00:24:54,396 --> 00:24:56,563
Um, Darby, I wanted to see
if you wouldn't mind
507
00:24:56,646 --> 00:24:59,271
dropping off James's lab homework
for him until he's back.
508
00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:01,646
Oh. Uh,
I don't really think that'd be approp--
509
00:25:01,729 --> 00:25:03,646
-What? Say yes!
-Yes, of course.
510
00:25:03,729 --> 00:25:04,854
[Taylor] Oh, my God.
511
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:08,729
Capri's Sweet Seventeen promo video
has over, like, 200,000 views.
512
00:25:08,813 --> 00:25:10,771
-Really?
-Yeah. They played it on the news.
513
00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:13,521
-[party music plays]
-It's so tragic that it's canceled.
514
00:25:13,604 --> 00:25:15,313
Darby!
515
00:25:15,396 --> 00:25:16,938
Don't ignore me.
516
00:25:18,313 --> 00:25:20,229
Hey! I'm serious.
517
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,854
[electricity crackles, whizzes]
518
00:25:24,938 --> 00:25:27,271
-Hmm.
-[whispering] What are you doing? Stop.
519
00:25:27,354 --> 00:25:29,979
-Help me get the party back on.
-[whispering] No.
520
00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:31,604
[whizzing]
521
00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:34,479
-[whispering] Stop it.
-Darby, is everything okay?
522
00:25:34,563 --> 00:25:35,771
Yes, fine.
523
00:25:36,438 --> 00:25:38,021
524
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,229
-[grunts]
-[gasps, screams]
525
00:25:40,313 --> 00:25:42,438
-[biology student] Ew. Gross!
-[Taylor] Oh, my God.
526
00:25:42,521 --> 00:25:43,938
-What the f--
-[Darby] Oh-- I'm--
527
00:25:44,021 --> 00:25:45,604
Sorry, my hand slipped. [laughs]
528
00:25:45,688 --> 00:25:47,354
Haven't you done enough?
529
00:25:47,438 --> 00:25:49,354
Excuse me. I don't feel well.
530
00:25:49,438 --> 00:25:51,104
-[whispers] My God.
-What just happened?
531
00:25:51,188 --> 00:25:52,938
-Okay, class. Carry on.
-Oh, my God.
532
00:25:53,021 --> 00:25:54,021
What a freak.
533
00:25:54,104 --> 00:25:55,938
-Clearly, she needs therapy.
-Hmm.
534
00:25:58,938 --> 00:26:00,646
What the hell are you doing to me?
535
00:26:00,729 --> 00:26:02,563
-Just say you'll help me.
-No.
536
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,104
[grunting]
537
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,188
What are you-- No!
538
00:26:06,271 --> 00:26:08,104
[shoes squeaking]
539
00:26:08,188 --> 00:26:10,979
No! No, no, no, no!
540
00:26:11,063 --> 00:26:13,479
-[shouting] No! No, no!
-[electricity whizzing]
541
00:26:13,563 --> 00:26:16,521
-Sorry, I just really have to pee.
-Mm-hmm.
542
00:26:16,604 --> 00:26:18,771
-[electricity crackling]
-[screams]
543
00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:23,729
-No. What are you-- No!
-It's just till the party's back on.
544
00:26:23,813 --> 00:26:26,438
No way in hell! [grunting]
545
00:26:27,396 --> 00:26:28,854
[screams]
546
00:26:28,938 --> 00:26:30,604
-Stop. No. Capri!
-[crackling intensifies]
547
00:26:30,688 --> 00:26:32,271
Stop, stop!
548
00:26:32,354 --> 00:26:33,563
No, no, no, no!
549
00:26:33,646 --> 00:26:35,813
-[toilet flushes]
-[Darby screams]
550
00:26:39,854 --> 00:26:41,813
-A public toilet?
-[scoffs]
551
00:26:41,896 --> 00:26:45,146
I could've contracted
any number of deadly diseases.
552
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,563
This is criminal bullying.
553
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,854
I think it's criminally good haunting.
554
00:26:48,938 --> 00:26:50,646
Fine. You know what? Have at it.
555
00:26:50,729 --> 00:26:53,729
I'll just keep ignoring you
until I'm committed to a psych ward.
556
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:56,771
Or you could help me
and be free in a month.
557
00:26:56,854 --> 00:27:00,021
All I want is to go to this party.
To see my friends having fun,
558
00:27:00,104 --> 00:27:02,271
and to dance next to James one last time.
559
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,813
And then I'll move on.
560
00:27:05,938 --> 00:27:08,021
-I promise.
-And in what worldly dimension
561
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,854
do you think I can throw your dream party?
562
00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:12,188
Me, the girl you call, "Freak show"?
563
00:27:12,271 --> 00:27:14,938
In a world where
I make you popular enough to do it.
564
00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:16,771
[laughs]
565
00:27:17,688 --> 00:27:21,229
[Capri] I'm gonna
let you in on a little secret.
566
00:27:21,313 --> 00:27:22,938
Being popular is an illusion.
567
00:27:23,021 --> 00:27:25,938
Like a magic trick, or cryptocurrency.
568
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:29,396
You just have to believe in it.
And then they will too.
569
00:27:31,563 --> 00:27:33,521
First, you'll need to get close
to Taylor and Bree,
570
00:27:33,604 --> 00:27:35,646
so you can convince them
to throw the party in my honor.
571
00:27:35,729 --> 00:27:37,354
[scoffs] Yeah, that sounds attainable,
572
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,771
since they hate me
with the passion of a thousand suns.
573
00:27:39,854 --> 00:27:43,896
Excuse me. You won't be able to avoid them
once you join cheer.
574
00:27:43,979 --> 00:27:46,479
[laughing] Never.
575
00:27:46,563 --> 00:27:47,563
[sighs]
576
00:27:48,771 --> 00:27:52,563
Aw, look at us little nuggets
in our cheesy matching uniforms.
577
00:27:52,646 --> 00:27:54,396
Hey, get outta there.
578
00:27:54,479 --> 00:27:56,979
I forgot we were even friends that summer.
579
00:27:57,063 --> 00:27:59,938
Then you were all weird
when we got back to school.
580
00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:04,146
Oh, sorry. I was just going through
a little thing called my mom died.
581
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,146
Your mom was so boss.
582
00:28:11,146 --> 00:28:12,146
[chuckles]
583
00:28:13,688 --> 00:28:15,688
Top of the pyramid at the '93 Nationals.
584
00:28:19,146 --> 00:28:21,146
Did she come to you too after she died?
585
00:28:21,729 --> 00:28:23,271
Get out.
586
00:28:23,354 --> 00:28:25,521
Okay! Touchy subject.
587
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:29,396
But don't you think that she'd want you
to be like she was in that picture?
588
00:28:29,479 --> 00:28:32,021
Happy? Smiling? Do you even have teeth?
589
00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:34,521
[scoffs]
You're really blowing your pitch, Capri.
590
00:28:34,604 --> 00:28:35,979
Well, I just don't understand
591
00:28:36,063 --> 00:28:38,438
why you wouldn't wanna be,
at the very least, normal.
592
00:28:38,521 --> 00:28:39,646
Well, I'm not normal.
593
00:28:39,729 --> 00:28:43,021
I've spent my childhood
being a travel agent for dead people.
594
00:28:43,104 --> 00:28:46,063
-Okay, and? We all have baggage. [laughs]
-[scoffs]
595
00:28:47,146 --> 00:28:50,563
Yeah, like getting zits and wondering
if anyone will ask you to prom.
596
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,146
Deep.
597
00:28:52,854 --> 00:28:55,854
You're the most judgmental
and self-righteous person I've ever met.
598
00:28:55,938 --> 00:28:58,313
What? No, I'm not.
599
00:28:58,396 --> 00:29:01,354
Okay, then prove it. If you really
don't care what people think about you,
600
00:29:01,438 --> 00:29:04,563
then what does it matter if you hang out
with the popular crew for a month
601
00:29:04,646 --> 00:29:05,979
or less, even?
602
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:08,146
[sighs]
603
00:29:08,979 --> 00:29:13,271
[inhales sharply] So, as soon as the party
is back on, do you promise to leave?
604
00:29:13,354 --> 00:29:15,979
Do I have your word
you'll leave after the party?
605
00:29:16,063 --> 00:29:19,854
Okay, yes. I promise.
Cross my heart and hope to die. Again.
606
00:29:19,938 --> 00:29:21,104
[sighs]
607
00:29:21,896 --> 00:29:23,021
Okay, fine.
608
00:29:23,104 --> 00:29:24,104
Yes!
609
00:29:25,979 --> 00:29:29,021
The first order of business
is a full head-to-toe glow up.
610
00:29:29,813 --> 00:29:31,396
Hey.
611
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:34,771
-What's wrong with this?
-[sighs] It's a lot of black, Darbs.
612
00:29:37,938 --> 00:29:38,938
No.
613
00:29:40,938 --> 00:29:42,396
My God. Burn that.
614
00:29:45,563 --> 00:29:46,896
What's all this stuff?
615
00:29:47,563 --> 00:29:49,563
My mom's old clothes from the '90s.
616
00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:51,188
Retro.
617
00:29:52,604 --> 00:29:53,979
I dig it!
618
00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:55,479
[laughing] Darby, stop it.
619
00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:56,854
[machine whirring]
620
00:29:56,938 --> 00:30:00,396
Ooh, it's a two-piece suit.
Oh, it's a suit. [gasping]
621
00:30:00,479 --> 00:30:01,646
Darby.
622
00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,521
Stay still.
623
00:30:07,479 --> 00:30:08,854
Nope. No.
624
00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:18,604
Congratulations.
625
00:30:18,688 --> 00:30:23,271
You actually look kind of hot!
You need to post a selfie.
626
00:30:24,063 --> 00:30:25,063
To what?
627
00:30:25,146 --> 00:30:28,729
[sighs] What are you, an alien?
Or Amish or something?
628
00:30:28,813 --> 00:30:31,521
- I found out to be popular…
-Here.
629
00:30:31,604 --> 00:30:33,813
…you need to post a lot of selfies.
630
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,646
Hold it. Find your angles.
631
00:30:36,729 --> 00:30:39,396
-You've never taken--
-What is-- What's my angle?
632
00:30:40,313 --> 00:30:42,479
- Some selfies should be silly.
-[shutter clicks]
633
00:30:42,563 --> 00:30:45,396
And you should test out every filter
until your eyes lose all perspective,
634
00:30:45,479 --> 00:30:47,646
and you pick one where
it looks like you have jaundice.
635
00:30:47,729 --> 00:30:49,688
[shutter clicking]
636
00:30:49,771 --> 00:30:54,313
Using too many emojis comes off
as desperate and thirsty.
637
00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:59,396
But three carefully curated emojis,
radiates sophistication and class.
638
00:30:59,979 --> 00:31:03,479
Eggplants? Penises. Kitty cats? Vaginas.
639
00:31:03,563 --> 00:31:05,979
And a peach is a butt.
640
00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:11,188
Well that certainly changes the meaning of
that text I sent my grandma this morning.
641
00:31:11,771 --> 00:31:13,979
Just keep the captions simple.
642
00:31:14,063 --> 00:31:15,063
[sighs]
643
00:31:15,688 --> 00:31:18,271
Two hours and 88 photos later,
644
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,854
I had six usable selfies
posted to my feed.
645
00:31:23,063 --> 00:31:25,854
If you don't embarrass yourself
on Instagram,
646
00:31:25,938 --> 00:31:27,563
maybe I'll train you on TikTok.
647
00:31:28,604 --> 00:31:29,979
Don't-- Don't do that.
648
00:31:30,063 --> 00:31:31,354
[bicycle bell rings]
649
00:31:31,438 --> 00:31:33,729
[Capri] I can imagine James
trying to block the party,
650
00:31:33,813 --> 00:31:35,688
thinking the girls
are only doing it for followers.
651
00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:38,813
-So you'll have to get him on board, okay?
-I'll try.
652
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:42,729
Here it is. Aw, the tree house of love.
653
00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:44,813
That was our favorite make-out spot.
654
00:31:45,521 --> 00:31:46,521
Barf.
655
00:31:47,271 --> 00:31:52,188
Oh, Mrs. Harris? Hi, it's Darby.
I brought James's homework.
656
00:31:52,271 --> 00:31:55,521
Oh, go right on up.
He hasn't left his room all day.
657
00:31:57,271 --> 00:31:59,438
[James] ♪ Now everybody knows ♪
658
00:32:00,646 --> 00:32:06,396
♪ And darling, it's you and me
Until we're gray and old ♪
659
00:32:06,479 --> 00:32:11,771
♪ Just say you won't let go ♪
660
00:32:14,063 --> 00:32:15,604
Darby?
661
00:32:15,688 --> 00:32:16,771
Jamesy. [sighs]
662
00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:20,938
Hi, Jamesy-- I mean, James.
[stammering] I brought your homework.
663
00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:23,438
You look different.
664
00:32:24,688 --> 00:32:28,771
Yeah, yeah. My cousin
just started cosmetology school
665
00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:31,896
-and needed a guinea pig. [laughs]
-Nice. Natural liar.
666
00:32:33,229 --> 00:32:36,604
-[softly] I love you.
-[sighs] Sorry, it's such a mess in here.
667
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,479
-Just let me clean it up.
-Oh. No worries.
668
00:32:38,563 --> 00:32:40,563
-[sighs]
-He listens to oldies.
669
00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:41,646
Isn't it adorable?
670
00:32:41,729 --> 00:32:44,396
[exhales sharply]
I'm really sorry about Capri.
671
00:32:44,479 --> 00:32:46,938
I know she loved you a lot.
672
00:32:47,021 --> 00:32:48,771
Didn't you hate each other?
673
00:32:48,854 --> 00:32:52,729
Hmm. Love-hate.
We were close when we were younger.
674
00:32:52,813 --> 00:32:56,146
And we still talk, sometimes.
Uh, talked, sometimes.
675
00:32:56,229 --> 00:32:58,979
Oh. Right, I didn't realize that.
676
00:33:00,188 --> 00:33:03,854
[sighs] It's so weird, like I--
I know she's gone,
677
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:06,146
but it still feels like
she's here with me.
678
00:33:06,229 --> 00:33:09,771
I mean, she was the most kind,
selfless person I've ever met.
679
00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:11,146
Really?
680
00:33:11,229 --> 00:33:15,104
[sighs] I mean, really.
Yeah. I totally get that.
681
00:33:15,188 --> 00:33:17,896
And when I didn't make it past
the blinds on The Voice …
682
00:33:18,771 --> 00:33:20,854
[sighs] …I felt like such a loser.
683
00:33:20,938 --> 00:33:23,438
But when I came back to school,
Capri helped me realize
684
00:33:23,521 --> 00:33:26,313
that failures are just life's way
of making you stronger.
685
00:33:26,854 --> 00:33:28,521
It's true. I was so supportive.
686
00:33:28,604 --> 00:33:30,854
[laughs] I'm sorry. I'm rambling.
687
00:33:30,938 --> 00:33:35,771
No. It's okay, really. I get it.
My mom died when I was seven.
688
00:33:36,729 --> 00:33:40,646
Yeah, I remember. Can't even imagine
how hard that's gotta be.
689
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,271
Yeah. It's just so disorienting,
690
00:33:44,354 --> 00:33:47,729
like, one day your whole world
is flipped upside down
691
00:33:47,813 --> 00:33:50,063
and it feels like
you're on Mars or something,
692
00:33:50,146 --> 00:33:52,229
and you don't know
how to feel normal again.
693
00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:53,313
Yeah.
694
00:33:54,104 --> 00:33:55,604
That's totally how it feels.
695
00:33:56,896 --> 00:33:58,188
Uh, I should go.
696
00:33:58,271 --> 00:34:00,563
Look, thank you for bringing that over.
697
00:34:00,646 --> 00:34:04,354
It was nice to actually talk to someone.
698
00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:11,063
[ghost] Hey, Darby.
699
00:34:11,979 --> 00:34:14,854
Death has a funny way
of teaching you what's most important.
700
00:34:15,563 --> 00:34:17,729
Like finally making that apology.
701
00:34:17,813 --> 00:34:20,396
Encouraging your child
to embrace who they are.
702
00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:24,021
And the one that always gets me,
that final, "I love you."
703
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,979
The Deados never asked for anything
petty or superficial…
704
00:34:28,063 --> 00:34:29,771
[sighs] …until now.
705
00:34:33,063 --> 00:34:34,104
[Dad] Whoa!
706
00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:36,229
Good morning, sweetheart.
707
00:34:36,313 --> 00:34:39,063
Morning. Don't make it a thing, okay?
708
00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:41,771
It's just a temporary experiment
for social studies.
709
00:34:41,854 --> 00:34:44,646
-It's just--
-What?
710
00:34:45,438 --> 00:34:47,021
You look like your mom.
711
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,896
Okay, this is weird. What is happening?
712
00:34:57,604 --> 00:34:59,854
Who is that? I want her butt.
713
00:34:59,938 --> 00:35:02,771
Damn, smoke show. You got steez.
714
00:35:02,854 --> 00:35:04,604
Who is that? Is that Darby Harper?
715
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,771
-What is everyone looking at?
-You, dummy.
716
00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,563
Shoulders back, head up, walk.
717
00:35:10,646 --> 00:35:11,646
Who's the new chick?
718
00:35:13,896 --> 00:35:16,896
[student 8 sighs] That's
head-to-toe vintage. Who's that girl?
719
00:35:16,979 --> 00:35:20,396
I don't know. But she's serving
'90s realness, and I'm so here for it.
720
00:35:20,479 --> 00:35:23,521
Don't scowl, smile a little.
[softly] They like you. Let them in.
721
00:35:25,021 --> 00:35:28,771
Okay, don't smile.
Um, try pouty. Cute pouty.
722
00:35:28,854 --> 00:35:29,979
[grunts] How?
723
00:35:30,688 --> 00:35:34,729
-[student 1] God, she is fire.
-[student 2] Super fresh.
724
00:35:35,813 --> 00:35:38,521
[students chattering in background]
725
00:35:41,813 --> 00:35:43,396
Is she wearing a couch cover?
726
00:35:43,479 --> 00:35:44,729
Hey. [chuckles]
727
00:35:44,813 --> 00:35:48,563
Darby? You look different.
728
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,771
I mean a good different. [laughs]
729
00:35:50,854 --> 00:35:52,438
I mean, you always look great.
730
00:35:52,938 --> 00:35:54,396
-You wanna have a seat?
-Yeah.
731
00:35:54,479 --> 00:35:56,021
-No.
-[electricity crackling]
732
00:35:56,104 --> 00:35:59,979
-[Darby chuckling] Um--
-Darby, no. Absolutely not.
733
00:36:02,396 --> 00:36:04,771
[Taylor] Is she trying to sit
with the new guy?
734
00:36:04,854 --> 00:36:06,729
-No. Uh, no.
-[crackling continues]
735
00:36:07,771 --> 00:36:09,479
-[Darby] Stupid chair. Come on.
-No.
736
00:36:09,563 --> 00:36:12,813
[grunts] You know, I'll just stand.
Yeah, it's better for digestion.
737
00:36:12,896 --> 00:36:15,854
Hey, hey, new girl. You wanna come,
uh, eat lunch with us?
738
00:36:15,938 --> 00:36:18,188
That's Todd.
He's the cutest guy in the cheer squad.
739
00:36:18,271 --> 00:36:20,063
-You should definitely sit with us.
-No.
740
00:36:20,146 --> 00:36:21,521
Oh.
741
00:36:23,104 --> 00:36:24,354
No, what?
742
00:36:24,979 --> 00:36:28,521
No, I forgot that I have
something to get from my locker.
743
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:30,063
No time for lunch. [chuckles]
744
00:36:31,479 --> 00:36:34,188
-[sighs]
-Darby! Hey, Darby!
745
00:36:34,271 --> 00:36:36,646
-[whispering] What?
-[whispering] What are you doing?
746
00:36:36,729 --> 00:36:38,938
Go sit at Todd's table.
Don't be such a weirdo.
747
00:36:39,021 --> 00:36:40,229
Well, I am a weirdo.
748
00:36:40,313 --> 00:36:43,854
My anonymity was my only means of survival
in this place.
749
00:36:43,938 --> 00:36:46,688
-I'm done.
-No. We have a deal.
750
00:36:47,646 --> 00:36:49,979
[scoffs] Oh, right. Your brilliant plan.
751
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:56,646
[Darby] Hey.
752
00:36:56,729 --> 00:36:59,354
-What are you doing?
-You wanna know what I was thinking?
753
00:36:59,438 --> 00:37:02,188
Even though you hate me,
I could sit at your table at lunch,
754
00:37:02,271 --> 00:37:04,854
join cheer and we could all
become besties. [laughs]
755
00:37:07,229 --> 00:37:08,813
Have you gone fully mental?
756
00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,854
What? You don't wanna be my friend
757
00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:14,229
just 'cause I got a new haircut
and some lip gloss?
758
00:37:14,313 --> 00:37:16,021
Oh, my God.
759
00:37:16,896 --> 00:37:19,188
There, I tried.
760
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,021
Your new style is hideous.
761
00:37:21,688 --> 00:37:24,896
[gasps] You wouldn't know
real fashion if it bit you on the tit.
762
00:37:25,813 --> 00:37:27,229
I thought it was cool.
763
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:28,896
-I like her socks.
-Guys.
764
00:37:28,979 --> 00:37:30,563
-[snaps]
-What the hell was that back there?
765
00:37:30,646 --> 00:37:33,229
You have zero chill.
You need to get your shit together.
766
00:37:33,313 --> 00:37:35,438
I'm crawling back
into my hermit shell tomorrow.
767
00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:38,021
[sighs] Why are you such a defeatist?
768
00:37:38,938 --> 00:37:41,396
-[Gary] Oh, Darby, what are you doing?
-[grunts]
769
00:37:41,479 --> 00:37:44,104
-You've just left your king wide open.
-Defeatist is right.
770
00:37:44,188 --> 00:37:46,563
This is like watching The Queen's Gambit.
Except she sucks.
771
00:37:46,646 --> 00:37:48,479
-[Gary] Hey, hey. Darby, girl.
-Burn.
772
00:37:48,563 --> 00:37:52,104
Why don't you just do the cheer thing?
You know you want to.
773
00:37:52,188 --> 00:37:54,813
It'll be good, you'll meet new friends.
Ones with pulses.
774
00:37:54,896 --> 00:37:56,813
Yeah. And if you follow my plan,
775
00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:59,021
then you'll earn
their respect organically.
776
00:38:01,563 --> 00:38:02,771
And if I refuse?
777
00:38:02,854 --> 00:38:04,146
-[Gary groans]
-[laughs]
778
00:38:05,896 --> 00:38:07,354
-Oh-- Oh, my--
-[Gary, Mel] Whoa!
779
00:38:07,438 --> 00:38:09,771
Bitch, was that a frog? What the hell!
780
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:14,188
I've been saving him since science class.
I am not giving up on my party, Darby.
781
00:38:14,271 --> 00:38:16,688
-There's more where that came from.
-[bell rings]
782
00:38:18,021 --> 00:38:20,563
Damn it! Fine! Fine.
783
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,188
But this is a hostage situation,
784
00:38:22,271 --> 00:38:24,563
and that is on your karma report card,
not mine.
785
00:38:24,646 --> 00:38:26,479
Cheer tryouts are less than a week away.
786
00:38:26,563 --> 00:38:29,354
We're training every day during lunch
and after school. Hey!
787
00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:31,854
Your days of chess and donuts, over.
788
00:38:31,938 --> 00:38:34,604
Donuts. I will miss them.
789
00:38:37,021 --> 00:38:38,021
Hmm.
790
00:38:42,729 --> 00:38:43,813
Four.
791
00:38:45,604 --> 00:38:46,771
You gonna do anything?
792
00:38:47,396 --> 00:38:48,854
Excuse me?
793
00:38:48,938 --> 00:38:50,771
Eight. Nine.
794
00:38:50,854 --> 00:38:54,979
Three. Five. Seven. Again.
795
00:38:55,063 --> 00:38:56,063
Everything okay?
796
00:38:56,854 --> 00:38:58,563
Yeah, just need a sec to focus.
797
00:39:00,146 --> 00:39:03,896
I haven't done this since,
well, you know, since my mom.
798
00:39:22,146 --> 00:39:24,271
-Hey, fresh homework.
-Thanks.
799
00:39:24,354 --> 00:39:25,354
No problem.
800
00:39:28,063 --> 00:39:30,271
[cheering]
801
00:39:30,354 --> 00:39:31,979
[whirring]
802
00:39:42,104 --> 00:39:44,104
[students chattering]
803
00:40:02,479 --> 00:40:05,104
-What's up? Did you hurt your ankle?
-[sighs]
804
00:40:05,188 --> 00:40:08,604
It's fine. It's nothing, I just--
I don't like the beach.
805
00:40:11,896 --> 00:40:13,979
You're gonna kill it at tryouts tomorrow.
806
00:40:14,729 --> 00:40:18,854
You're the best tumbler I've ever seen,
and I've been to Nationals, twice.
807
00:40:22,146 --> 00:40:24,188
Why did you quit when we were younger?
808
00:40:24,271 --> 00:40:26,688
You're honestly a natural,
just like she was.
809
00:40:26,771 --> 00:40:28,771
I don't wanna talk about my mother.
810
00:40:29,271 --> 00:40:30,271
Why?
811
00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:35,271
You know, I used to wish
I had your mom instead of mine.
812
00:40:36,146 --> 00:40:39,313
At least your mom waited
till she was dead to ignore you.
813
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,146
Sometimes I think she might have stayed.
814
00:40:45,396 --> 00:40:48,563
But if she did, then why--
[sighs] Forget it.
815
00:40:49,896 --> 00:40:51,854
If she had stayed, then why what?
816
00:40:51,938 --> 00:40:54,021
I don't wanna talk about my mom, okay?
817
00:40:57,271 --> 00:40:58,271
Okay.
818
00:41:01,646 --> 00:41:03,563
Do you wanna scream about her instead?
819
00:41:04,313 --> 00:41:05,604
What?
820
00:41:05,688 --> 00:41:08,438
[shouting] I said,
do you want to scream about her?
821
00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:09,521
Cut it out.
822
00:41:09,604 --> 00:41:14,104
No. I think you'll feel a lot better
if you just scream a little bit!
823
00:41:14,188 --> 00:41:16,313
-[screams]
-Stop.
824
00:41:17,479 --> 00:41:18,688
Come on!
825
00:41:18,771 --> 00:41:20,063
Stop.
826
00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:22,896
[shouting] Are we gonna make
the team tomorrow, Darby Harper?
827
00:41:24,063 --> 00:41:25,313
Yes.
828
00:41:26,604 --> 00:41:30,729
[shouting] I said, are we gonna
make the team tomorrow?
829
00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:33,021
Yes! Yes! Okay?
830
00:41:33,104 --> 00:41:34,813
-Yes!
-Yes!
831
00:41:34,896 --> 00:41:38,271
Okay! That's what I'm talking about!
832
00:41:38,354 --> 00:41:40,354
[screaming]
833
00:41:40,438 --> 00:41:42,938
[shouting] I'm gonna make the team!
834
00:41:43,021 --> 00:41:45,271
[screaming]
835
00:41:45,354 --> 00:41:47,396
You're gonna make the team!
836
00:41:47,479 --> 00:41:50,854
All right. For those of you
who don't know who I am, I am Coach Paula.
837
00:41:50,938 --> 00:41:52,021
You gotta be kidding me.
838
00:41:52,104 --> 00:41:54,438
And we have some very exciting news.
839
00:41:54,521 --> 00:41:56,104
So, without further ado,
840
00:41:56,188 --> 00:41:58,104
-he's your mascot and mine…
-[cheering]
841
00:41:58,188 --> 00:42:00,271
…Douglas The Donut!
842
00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:01,854
-Look at this guy.
-Come on.
843
00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:04,938
-[cheering]
-Oh, my God! So cute. Go, Dougie!
844
00:42:05,021 --> 00:42:06,313
[mouthing words] Oh, wow.
845
00:42:08,688 --> 00:42:11,938
[auditionees chanting]
Time to rumble, time to go nuts!
846
00:42:12,021 --> 00:42:15,063
-Time to cheer for the Fighting Donuts!
-[Paula] She's pretty good.
847
00:42:15,146 --> 00:42:16,271
[cheering]
848
00:42:26,479 --> 00:42:28,896
-[Paula] Oh.
-[Becky] Oh, nice try.
849
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:29,979
Let me see it.
850
00:42:30,479 --> 00:42:32,146
Show 'em your moneymaker, Darbs.
851
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:45,646
[Capri] Yay!
852
00:42:47,396 --> 00:42:49,188
Suck on that, Taylor!
853
00:42:50,979 --> 00:42:52,063
-[Paula] Yeah.
-So good.
854
00:42:52,146 --> 00:42:53,563
[applauding]
855
00:42:56,854 --> 00:42:59,063
-You slayed that shit.
-[laughs]
856
00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:01,104
I'm so proud of you. How does it feel?
857
00:43:06,854 --> 00:43:10,354
I actually forgot how empowering it feels.
It's such a high.
858
00:43:10,438 --> 00:43:13,854
I feel like I have lockjaw
from forcing a smile for an hour.
859
00:43:13,938 --> 00:43:16,188
[donut] Great job out there. [grunts]
860
00:43:17,854 --> 00:43:19,813
[laughing] No way.
861
00:43:20,771 --> 00:43:22,563
You-- You know the donut?
862
00:43:22,646 --> 00:43:25,688
Yeah, I never would've thought
cheering was your thing.
863
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:28,396
-You're full of surprises.
-I'm full of surprises?
864
00:43:28,479 --> 00:43:32,354
You weren't kidding when you said you were
gonna find the most ridiculous activity.
865
00:43:32,438 --> 00:43:36,521
Well, it counts as a gym class credit.
I get a free dozen donuts every game.
866
00:43:36,604 --> 00:43:38,938
And, come on, the outfit is sexy as hell.
867
00:43:39,021 --> 00:43:40,354
-[laughs]
-No, no, no, no.
868
00:43:40,438 --> 00:43:43,354
You cannot be friends with the donut.
This is social suicide.
869
00:43:43,438 --> 00:43:46,188
Uh, so--
Uh, update on your stalker situation?
870
00:43:46,938 --> 00:43:49,229
-It's ongoing.
-Ooh. Sorry to hear that.
871
00:43:49,313 --> 00:43:50,854
Step away from the donut.
872
00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:54,188
I'll talk to you later. Okay, Alex?
873
00:43:54,271 --> 00:43:55,271
Okay.
874
00:43:56,813 --> 00:44:01,479
I mean, that new cheer girl's
just sick on the mat. And cute.
875
00:44:01,563 --> 00:44:05,229
She's not new. That's Darby Harper.
And she's, like, a witch or something.
876
00:44:05,313 --> 00:44:07,229
Yeah. She basically killed Capri.
877
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:09,354
[Paula] Thank you for your patience.
878
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:14,271
If I call out your name,
welcome to the Fighting Donuts cheer team.
879
00:44:14,354 --> 00:44:15,354
You made it.
880
00:44:15,438 --> 00:44:19,146
[squeals] Yes! I knew you could do it.
God, I haven't felt this alive since--
881
00:44:19,229 --> 00:44:20,854
-Well, since I was alive.
-[chuckles]
882
00:44:22,188 --> 00:44:24,646
Darby Harper,
is that a smile on your face?
883
00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:27,229
Congrats on making the team, Darbs.
See you on the field.
884
00:44:27,313 --> 00:44:30,229
-Say thanks, weirdo.
-Thanks, weirdo, you. [chuckles]
885
00:44:32,354 --> 00:44:35,896
-How does he know I made the team?
-Probably posted it to IG. Check.
886
00:44:38,354 --> 00:44:40,854
Okay! Look at you with 756 followers.
887
00:44:40,938 --> 00:44:43,354
Congrats,
you're actually becoming a real person.
888
00:44:43,438 --> 00:44:46,521
Now, repost it to your story.
And, um, humble brag.
889
00:44:46,604 --> 00:44:48,354
Pretend like you don't actually care.
890
00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:49,771
Uh, I don't really care.
891
00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,896
Perfect! God, you're so good at that.
892
00:44:54,063 --> 00:44:55,188
I actually did care.
893
00:44:56,354 --> 00:44:59,188
I'd finally started making it
in the living world,
894
00:44:59,813 --> 00:45:03,229
but it turns out there are
a lot of rules to being popular.
895
00:45:03,854 --> 00:45:06,104
Don't brag, only humble brag.
896
00:45:06,188 --> 00:45:09,646
It's okay to be moody, but never sad.
Sad is cringe.
897
00:45:09,729 --> 00:45:11,063
Don't try too hard.
898
00:45:11,146 --> 00:45:13,313
Be woke, but not a woke fisher.
899
00:45:13,396 --> 00:45:16,271
Don't be thirsty. Do listen. Do smile.
Speak clearly. Don't be angry.
900
00:45:16,354 --> 00:45:18,854
Be a winner. Don't worry.
Dress to impress. Don't overgram.
901
00:45:18,938 --> 00:45:21,146
I prefer the Deados any day.
902
00:45:21,229 --> 00:45:23,813
Sure, they're dead,
but at least they don't play games.
903
00:45:25,563 --> 00:45:27,771
[inhales deeply, sighs]
904
00:45:27,854 --> 00:45:30,146
The admiration and envy
hang so heavily in the air,
905
00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:32,271
even a dead girl can smell its sweet musk.
906
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:33,979
[laughing] Hey, hey, Darby!
907
00:45:34,063 --> 00:45:36,063
-Ah! Ah, ah.
-[Todd] I'll check you later.
908
00:45:37,563 --> 00:45:40,938
-[softly] But I have chess with Gary.
-Mm-mmm. Not today, you don't.
909
00:45:42,104 --> 00:45:43,104
[sighs]
910
00:45:43,188 --> 00:45:45,229
-[Cougars chattering, laughing]
-Sit.
911
00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,688
[cheering] Full set. Unbelievable.
912
00:45:51,271 --> 00:45:52,896
-Yeah. Cool.
-[inhales deeply]
913
00:45:52,979 --> 00:45:55,313
Say hi.
Jesus Christ, I feel like a ventriloquist.
914
00:45:55,813 --> 00:45:56,854
-Hi.
-[scoffs]
915
00:45:56,938 --> 00:45:58,854
-[jock 1] Hey, Todd.
-[laughs, grunts]
916
00:45:58,938 --> 00:45:59,938
[jock 1] Nice catch, bro.
917
00:46:00,021 --> 00:46:03,229
[Todd] Darby.
You lit that mat on fire. Seriously.
918
00:46:03,313 --> 00:46:05,146
-Welcome to the team.
-[laughing] Thanks.
919
00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:08,479
-Hey, Darby. Looking good.
-Oh, thanks.
920
00:46:08,563 --> 00:46:10,688
Aw! Look at you all flush with endorphins.
921
00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:13,854
This is probably the first time
you've experienced popularity, huh?
922
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:17,771
Own it, girl. Also, smile?
Yeah, you have spinach in your teeth.
923
00:46:17,854 --> 00:46:19,854
-What?
-Phase one of my plan is complete.
924
00:46:19,938 --> 00:46:22,104
You've joined the team
and gained influence.
925
00:46:22,188 --> 00:46:23,188
Now on to phase two.
926
00:46:27,729 --> 00:46:28,896
That's phase two.
927
00:46:31,979 --> 00:46:32,979
Oh, my God.
928
00:46:33,813 --> 00:46:36,563
I swore I had a tampon in here.
929
00:46:36,646 --> 00:46:39,604
She did. I put it in your locker.
[whispering] You're welcome.
930
00:46:39,688 --> 00:46:41,896
I wore white jeans. Do you have anything?
931
00:46:41,979 --> 00:46:43,396
Still trans.
932
00:46:43,479 --> 00:46:44,938
Go on, this is your cue.
933
00:46:45,021 --> 00:46:48,313
-[Bree] Sorry, boo. I don't have any.
-[Taylor] Oh, my God. Come on.
934
00:46:51,646 --> 00:46:52,854
Here, Taylor.
935
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,063
Thanks.
936
00:46:58,146 --> 00:47:01,104
[Capri] Retreat. Retreat!
Act natural. Come on.
937
00:47:03,479 --> 00:47:04,896
[Darby] Yeah.
938
00:47:05,521 --> 00:47:06,646
[clears throat]
939
00:47:07,604 --> 00:47:10,146
So, I guess we have to practice the stunt.
940
00:47:11,188 --> 00:47:13,521
You can come over tomorrow after school.
941
00:47:14,229 --> 00:47:15,646
Yeah, sounds good.
942
00:47:18,479 --> 00:47:21,854
I will see you then. I guess.
943
00:47:55,563 --> 00:47:56,896
[cheering, laughing]
944
00:48:00,354 --> 00:48:03,979
Why the sudden desire
to join cheer, Darby Harper?
945
00:48:04,063 --> 00:48:05,229
Whoa. What's happening?
946
00:48:05,313 --> 00:48:07,604
-She thinks you're an undercover narc.
-Like 21 Jump Street.
947
00:48:07,688 --> 00:48:09,604
-She's clean.
-Nice.
948
00:48:09,688 --> 00:48:11,729
Uh-- Say something. Um, something good.
949
00:48:12,604 --> 00:48:14,063
Well, honestly, you guys,
950
00:48:14,146 --> 00:48:17,938
that recruitment skit that you guys did
in gym class really spoke to me.
951
00:48:18,021 --> 00:48:19,604
[exhales sharply] I wrote that.
952
00:48:20,271 --> 00:48:22,563
After I said,
"Let's write a script." [sighs]
953
00:48:22,646 --> 00:48:26,729
And I just thought, "Wow." [chuckles]
I mean, "I wish I had such cool friends."
954
00:48:26,813 --> 00:48:30,063
[laughs] Yeah, we're definitely
an upgrade from that weird donut kid.
955
00:48:30,146 --> 00:48:32,604
-Yeah. Are you dating the donut?
-Squash that. Now.
956
00:48:32,688 --> 00:48:34,813
[stammers]
No. No, I don't really know him.
957
00:48:34,896 --> 00:48:36,813
Ooh, I wonder how James is doing.
958
00:48:36,896 --> 00:48:38,604
Bitch, I will drown you in a toilet bowl
959
00:48:38,688 --> 00:48:40,688
if you think for one second
about dating Jamesy.
960
00:48:40,771 --> 00:48:42,563
I think he's coming back to school soon.
961
00:48:42,646 --> 00:48:45,813
It's gonna be so sad
seeing him without Capri.
962
00:48:45,896 --> 00:48:48,438
-I still can't believe that she's gone.
-Here's your in.
963
00:48:49,271 --> 00:48:51,646
Um, well,
isn't Capri's birthday coming up?
964
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:54,813
Do you guys have, I don't know,
anything special planned for it?
965
00:48:54,896 --> 00:48:57,896
Well, she had this big Coachella-themed
party planned.
966
00:48:57,979 --> 00:49:00,271
-Yes, Bree. Keep going.
-It's canceled, obviously.
967
00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:02,854
-[sighs]
-Well, you know, what would be so cool--
968
00:49:02,938 --> 00:49:05,063
Okay, easy. [softly] Don't force it.
969
00:49:05,146 --> 00:49:08,188
Actually, you know what, never mind.
It's none of my business.
970
00:49:08,271 --> 00:49:10,104
I wasn't friends with her. I'm gonna go.
971
00:49:10,188 --> 00:49:12,021
Wait, wait. What were you gonna say?
972
00:49:12,688 --> 00:49:14,854
[chuckles] Well, wouldn't it be great
973
00:49:14,938 --> 00:49:16,938
if you guys did something
to celebrate her,
974
00:49:17,021 --> 00:49:19,979
and remember
all of her amazing qualities? Like--
975
00:49:20,063 --> 00:49:21,813
Being named after pants.
976
00:49:21,896 --> 00:49:24,021
Right. But, you know--
977
00:49:24,104 --> 00:49:26,771
There were so many things
about Capri, right? Like--
978
00:49:27,979 --> 00:49:32,021
I mean, she was, uh, pretty and--
979
00:49:32,104 --> 00:49:35,563
Oh! Bossy. Yeah, she was bossy.
980
00:49:35,646 --> 00:49:38,729
Well, anyway.
Wouldn't it be cool if you guys threw
981
00:49:38,813 --> 00:49:41,229
Capri's Sweet Seventeen party
in her honor?
982
00:49:41,313 --> 00:49:45,104
A birthday party for our dead best friend?
983
00:49:45,188 --> 00:49:47,688
[laughs] That seems kind of inappropriate.
984
00:49:47,771 --> 00:49:49,396
-Bad form.
-[Bree] Yeah. Super weird.
985
00:49:49,479 --> 00:49:50,813
Uh, followers! Instagram followers.
986
00:49:50,896 --> 00:49:55,854
Well, what if it was to support
accidental electrocution awareness?
987
00:49:55,938 --> 00:49:57,188
-[laughs] What?
-[Taylor] Huh?
988
00:49:57,271 --> 00:50:00,563
I mean, I'm sure it'd make the news
and draw national attention.
989
00:50:00,646 --> 00:50:01,771
Genius.
990
00:50:01,854 --> 00:50:04,063
"Hashtag Capri's Sweet Seventeen."
991
00:50:04,979 --> 00:50:08,604
A celebration of her life,
thrown by her three best friends. [laughs]
992
00:50:08,688 --> 00:50:10,854
Yeah, this could make you guys
legit influencers.
993
00:50:10,938 --> 00:50:11,938
[exhales deeply]
994
00:50:12,021 --> 00:50:14,604
Influencers for accidental
electrocution awareness, of course.
995
00:50:14,688 --> 00:50:16,854
-Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
-Electrical.
996
00:50:16,938 --> 00:50:18,854
-Yes!
-[grunts]
997
00:50:18,938 --> 00:50:21,104
-[Darby grunts] Oh, I-- Hi. Sorry.
-Uh. Hi. Hi.
998
00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:22,854
Jelly legs. Eat a banana.
999
00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,521
-I'm gonna stretch.
-Bye.
1000
00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:25,604
Oops.
1001
00:50:31,521 --> 00:50:32,521
We did it.
1002
00:50:32,604 --> 00:50:38,063
Ugh. Honestly, I think the party will be
even more iconic now that I'm dead.
1003
00:50:38,146 --> 00:50:40,604
Ooh, you know, we should
do something special
1004
00:50:40,688 --> 00:50:42,313
at midnight to symbolize you passing on.
1005
00:50:42,396 --> 00:50:45,063
Ooh! Like, uh, releasing a white dove
or something?
1006
00:50:45,146 --> 00:50:46,438
-Oh.
-[Capri] That's fresh.
1007
00:50:46,521 --> 00:50:49,229
Yeah, that's cool. I actually
haven't done that for anyone yet.
1008
00:50:50,604 --> 00:50:51,604
You know,
1009
00:50:51,688 --> 00:50:53,604
I used to think
you were such a stuck-up bitch,
1010
00:50:53,688 --> 00:50:55,313
but you're actually kinda cool.
1011
00:50:55,396 --> 00:50:56,438
[chuckles]
1012
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:58,063
You thought I was a stuck-up bitch?
1013
00:50:58,146 --> 00:50:59,354
Oh, please.
1014
00:50:59,438 --> 00:51:01,896
You acted like you were so edgy and cool,
1015
00:51:01,979 --> 00:51:05,271
and everyone else was basic
and below you or something.
1016
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:06,438
[chuckles] What?
1017
00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:09,063
Of course, that was before I knew
you were dealing with all this…
1018
00:51:09,729 --> 00:51:10,729
dead people shit.
1019
00:51:12,729 --> 00:51:14,354
Must be very isolating for you.
1020
00:51:15,729 --> 00:51:20,896
Capri Donahue, did you just
express empathy for another person?
1021
00:51:21,563 --> 00:51:25,354
[chuckles] Well, I didn't really
think about it before I died
1022
00:51:25,438 --> 00:51:28,396
but being popular can be isolating too.
1023
00:51:29,771 --> 00:51:30,938
Isn't that an oxymoron?
1024
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,021
No.
1025
00:51:33,021 --> 00:51:37,521
Imagine everyone has
these high expectations of you,
1026
00:51:37,604 --> 00:51:39,271
and you don't wanna disappoint them,
1027
00:51:39,354 --> 00:51:42,271
so you just keep all your imperfections
bottled up inside.
1028
00:51:42,354 --> 00:51:44,229
You have imperfections?
1029
00:51:44,313 --> 00:51:46,813
Well, not my looks
or personality in general, but…
1030
00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:51,438
my mom used to say that I wasn't smart
and that I'd only get by on my looks.
1031
00:51:54,563 --> 00:51:56,771
[chuckles] I've never told anyone that.
1032
00:51:57,896 --> 00:52:00,354
Capri, I think you're smart.
1033
00:52:00,979 --> 00:52:02,938
Like, maybe even dangerously so.
1034
00:52:05,646 --> 00:52:07,063
Thanks.
1035
00:52:07,146 --> 00:52:09,646
I just don't think your looks
are anything to write home about.
1036
00:52:10,188 --> 00:52:11,938
-[scoffs]
-[phone buzzes, beeps]
1037
00:52:13,146 --> 00:52:14,771
How are the numbers on the bikini selfie?
1038
00:52:15,271 --> 00:52:17,313
-[Darby sighs]
-Did you Photoshop this?
1039
00:52:17,396 --> 00:52:19,271
-No.
-I can teach you how to Facetune.
1040
00:52:19,354 --> 00:52:20,563
-Okay. It's fine.
-[Darby] Why?
1041
00:52:21,354 --> 00:52:23,063
Ooh! "Slay, Queen!
1042
00:52:23,146 --> 00:52:27,104
You are the hottest girl
to ever walk the halls of FDHS."
1043
00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:29,313
[chuckles]
1044
00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:31,938
-[player grunts]
-[whistle blows]
1045
00:52:32,021 --> 00:52:34,021
[cheering]
1046
00:52:35,313 --> 00:52:36,646
-[crowd whistling]
-[person] Whoo!
1047
00:52:38,063 --> 00:52:40,188
[Taylor] Let's go Cougars!
Let's go, ladies!
1048
00:52:40,271 --> 00:52:42,438
-Let's go! Come on!
-[Todd] Yeah!
1049
00:52:43,313 --> 00:52:45,396
-Whoo!
-[cheering]
1050
00:53:13,104 --> 00:53:14,438
[cheerleaders] Whoo!
1051
00:53:14,521 --> 00:53:15,688
Yeah!
1052
00:53:19,938 --> 00:53:21,229
[shouts]
1053
00:53:28,021 --> 00:53:32,104
[crowd] Darby! Darby! Darby! Darby! Darby!
1054
00:53:32,188 --> 00:53:34,021
-[students chattering]
-[student] Yo!
1055
00:53:34,396 --> 00:53:35,521
Whoo!
1056
00:53:43,729 --> 00:53:45,229
[cheering]
1057
00:53:46,604 --> 00:53:50,521
I am accepted, admired, maybe even adored.
1058
00:53:51,021 --> 00:53:53,146
People who couldn't pick me
out of a lineup a month ago
1059
00:53:53,229 --> 00:53:54,813
now comment with things like--
1060
00:53:54,896 --> 00:53:56,896
Fire emoji, fire emoji.
1061
00:53:56,979 --> 00:53:58,188
Crown emoji.
1062
00:53:58,271 --> 00:53:59,479
And--
1063
00:53:59,563 --> 00:54:02,479
Dying! Heart eye emoji.
1064
00:54:02,563 --> 00:54:03,604
And even--
1065
00:54:03,688 --> 00:54:06,646
-Eggplant emoji.
-Water spray emoji.
1066
00:54:07,479 --> 00:54:08,604
Any press is good press.
1067
00:54:09,104 --> 00:54:13,854
Every like, every comment,
every regram is a rush of dopamine.
1068
00:54:14,438 --> 00:54:16,271
I feel a certain sense of power.
1069
00:54:16,771 --> 00:54:19,521
And on game nights, I feel extra alive.
1070
00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:24,854
-Ladies and gentlemen!
-["Whoomp. There it is" playing]
1071
00:54:24,938 --> 00:54:30,188
It's time to make the donut!
1072
00:54:30,271 --> 00:54:33,021
Donut! Donut! Donut!
1073
00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:34,896
Here we go! Here we go!
1074
00:54:34,979 --> 00:54:36,688
[imitates explosion]
1075
00:54:36,771 --> 00:54:39,354
[crowd cheering]
1076
00:54:41,063 --> 00:54:43,854
[crowd] Go, Darby! Go, Darby!
Go, Darby! Go, Darby!
1077
00:54:46,313 --> 00:54:48,146
["Whoomp! There it is" continues]
1078
00:55:01,438 --> 00:55:02,604
Here we go!
1079
00:55:12,271 --> 00:55:13,729
[Darby] Wait, no!
1080
00:55:14,646 --> 00:55:17,146
[Alex laughing]
1081
00:55:17,229 --> 00:55:18,979
-Dude. [chuckles]
-[Alex] Hello.
1082
00:55:19,063 --> 00:55:20,063
[laughs]
1083
00:55:20,771 --> 00:55:22,563
-You got some moves, huh?
-Yeah, I do.
1084
00:55:22,646 --> 00:55:23,729
[Alex chuckles]
1085
00:55:23,813 --> 00:55:25,604
-[Darby chuckles] Yeah.
-[Alex] Yeah.
1086
00:55:25,688 --> 00:55:27,229
[both laughing]
1087
00:55:27,313 --> 00:55:29,604
Oh, my God.
I haven't laughed this hard in li--
1088
00:55:30,438 --> 00:55:33,396
I've never laughed this hard.
[chuckles] My cheeks hurt.
1089
00:55:33,479 --> 00:55:34,854
Wait, wait, your cheeks hurt?
1090
00:55:34,938 --> 00:55:37,146
At least the padded icing
cushioned your fall.
1091
00:55:37,229 --> 00:55:38,771
[Alex laughing] Okay.
1092
00:55:43,479 --> 00:55:46,354
Look, Darby, there's something
I really wanted to tell you.
1093
00:55:46,438 --> 00:55:48,438
[Todd] Hey, Darby. You coming to the lake?
1094
00:55:48,521 --> 00:55:50,271
-[Darby] Oh, yeah.
-[Todd] Oh, awesome.
1095
00:55:50,354 --> 00:55:51,854
-[Darby chuckles]
-[person] Awesome.
1096
00:55:52,354 --> 00:55:53,979
-Sorry.
-[Alex] Don't be. [chuckles]
1097
00:55:54,063 --> 00:55:56,104
I'm dying to go take
this stupid thing off anyway.
1098
00:55:56,188 --> 00:56:00,438
But, uh, maybe we could
go get a coffee next week?
1099
00:56:00,521 --> 00:56:02,563
How about Thursday, right after school?
1100
00:56:02,646 --> 00:56:05,188
-Go to Indie Roasters? It's downtown.
-[Darby chuckles]
1101
00:56:06,438 --> 00:56:08,521
-I'll be there.
-Okay.
1102
00:56:08,604 --> 00:56:10,354
Cool, cool. Very cool.
1103
00:56:11,646 --> 00:56:12,646
[Darby chuckles]
1104
00:56:13,146 --> 00:56:14,396
[Todd] Okay, let's take another one.
1105
00:56:14,479 --> 00:56:16,146
-[Bree] Okay, ready? Smile.
-[Todd] Let's go.
1106
00:56:16,229 --> 00:56:19,646
You know you don't have to talk
to the mascot after the game ends, right?
1107
00:56:19,729 --> 00:56:22,604
Oh, yeah. He was just seeing
if I wanted to grab a coffee next week.
1108
00:56:22,688 --> 00:56:23,938
Could you imagine?
1109
00:56:24,021 --> 00:56:26,938
Douglas The Donut takes you to Starbucks.
1110
00:56:27,521 --> 00:56:29,188
-[Piper] What a scandal.
-[Taylor gasps]
1111
00:56:29,271 --> 00:56:30,354
Oh, my God!
1112
00:56:30,438 --> 00:56:32,396
My uncle said we can use his house
for the party.
1113
00:56:32,479 --> 00:56:33,521
-[Todd] No way.
-Oh, my God.
1114
00:56:33,604 --> 00:56:35,771
You know that giant glass house
on the lake?
1115
00:56:35,854 --> 00:56:37,104
Wait, that's your uncle's house?
1116
00:56:37,188 --> 00:56:40,104
Yeah. Her uncle invented
that crypto banking app, Money Grab.
1117
00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:42,813
[sighs] It's an app that's like a bank
1118
00:56:42,896 --> 00:56:46,313
but instead of going to an actual bank,
you go to the app and like grab money.
1119
00:56:46,396 --> 00:56:48,188
No, Bree, it's an actual bank.
1120
00:56:48,271 --> 00:56:50,063
It's just, like,
the money that isn't real.
1121
00:56:50,146 --> 00:56:52,229
Anyway, it'll be sick for the party.
1122
00:56:52,313 --> 00:56:53,563
Tell 'em how big it is.
1123
00:56:53,646 --> 00:56:56,313
The chandelier has a chandelier.
1124
00:56:56,396 --> 00:56:57,854
-Yeah.
-Guys, let's go to the lake.
1125
00:56:57,938 --> 00:57:00,563
Let's pop some tops, okay? Right?
1126
00:57:00,646 --> 00:57:03,938
Oh, Darby can't hang out
on Friday nights, remember?
1127
00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:06,271
-Her daddy wants her home early.
-Yeah.
1128
00:57:06,354 --> 00:57:08,479
[Bree] But the head
of the homecoming committee will be there.
1129
00:57:08,563 --> 00:57:10,313
We can kiss her ass
for a queen nomination.
1130
00:57:10,396 --> 00:57:11,396
It's gonna suck.
1131
00:57:11,938 --> 00:57:13,479
-You should come.
-Uh--
1132
00:57:13,563 --> 00:57:15,063
Don't you have work tonight?
1133
00:57:15,146 --> 00:57:16,396
Isn't that your whole thing?
1134
00:57:16,479 --> 00:57:17,813
-Please?
-Come on, Harper.
1135
00:57:17,896 --> 00:57:19,229
Break the rules.
1136
00:57:19,313 --> 00:57:20,813
-[Todd] Come on, Harper.
-[Piper] Do it.
1137
00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:22,896
-[Taylor] It'll be fun.
-Okay. Just give me a sec.
1138
00:57:22,979 --> 00:57:24,854
-I'm gonna call my dad, okay?
-[Todd] Awesome.
1139
00:57:24,938 --> 00:57:26,938
-Whoo-hoo! Nice.
-Gotta get permission.
1140
00:57:27,021 --> 00:57:28,688
-[Todd] Ooh!
-[Taylor] Okay.
1141
00:57:28,771 --> 00:57:30,938
Hey, can you please tell the Deados
something came up
1142
00:57:31,021 --> 00:57:32,938
-and I can't make it tonight?
-What?
1143
00:57:33,021 --> 00:57:35,938
You're really gonna blow off the Deados
just so you can drink hard seltzer
1144
00:57:36,021 --> 00:57:38,729
that literally tastes
like Strawberry Shortcake's butt crack?
1145
00:57:38,813 --> 00:57:40,188
Come on. Please?
1146
00:57:41,104 --> 00:57:44,188
I have literally never taken
a Friday off work before.
1147
00:57:44,271 --> 00:57:45,646
We just won the game.
1148
00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:47,688
I don't feel like hanging
with dead people tonight.
1149
00:57:48,354 --> 00:57:49,354
No offense.
1150
00:57:49,438 --> 00:57:52,063
Okay, well, I don't feel like hanging out
with dead people either.
1151
00:57:52,146 --> 00:57:53,521
Then come with us.
1152
00:57:55,396 --> 00:57:57,146
So I can hide in the bushes
like Michael Myers
1153
00:57:57,229 --> 00:57:59,146
-and watch you guys have fun?
-[car horn honks]
1154
00:57:59,229 --> 00:58:00,729
-No, thank you.
-[horn honks]
1155
00:58:00,813 --> 00:58:02,146
-Come on, Harper!
-[Bree] Come on!
1156
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:03,229
[Darby] Coming!
1157
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:06,313
Did you hear that they're using
Taylor's uncle's mansion for the party?
1158
00:58:06,396 --> 00:58:07,521
Great news, right?
1159
00:58:08,188 --> 00:58:09,563
-Yay.
-[cheering]
1160
00:58:09,646 --> 00:58:10,854
[Todd] There you are!
1161
00:58:10,938 --> 00:58:12,521
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-[Taylor] Let's go.
1162
00:58:12,604 --> 00:58:14,563
-[Bree] Party time! All right.
-[Todd] Let's go!
1163
00:58:15,188 --> 00:58:17,854
I'll go back to being a mole person
after the party
1164
00:58:17,938 --> 00:58:22,646
but until then, fooling all the normies
is actually kind of satisfying. [chuckles]
1165
00:58:25,063 --> 00:58:28,021
Shoulders back, head up.
1166
00:58:28,563 --> 00:58:32,313
Although, I won't deny the influencing
has become slightly intoxicating.
1167
00:58:32,396 --> 00:58:35,688
I mean, I had single-handedly
started a fashion trend.
1168
00:58:41,979 --> 00:58:44,438
Me. The invisible girl.
1169
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,604
The girl no one even realized existed.
1170
00:58:50,146 --> 00:58:51,646
[cheering, laughing]
1171
00:58:53,563 --> 00:58:54,563
[jock] Hey, Darbs.
1172
00:58:54,646 --> 00:58:56,396
Are you stoked for the game on Friday?
1173
00:58:56,479 --> 00:58:57,479
[Capri] "Darbs"?
1174
00:58:57,563 --> 00:59:00,313
I'll be more stoked if you guys
can score a touchdown this time.
1175
00:59:00,396 --> 00:59:01,854
-[gasp, chuckle]
-[Todd] Oh, oh.
1176
00:59:04,479 --> 00:59:05,479
[camera shutter clicks]
1177
00:59:08,771 --> 00:59:11,021
Okay, the tent is arriving
Saturday morning.
1178
00:59:11,104 --> 00:59:14,021
DJ Linky Dinky Dog will create
a collaborative playlist on Spotify
1179
00:59:14,104 --> 00:59:15,646
so we can all add our favorite songs.
1180
00:59:16,229 --> 00:59:19,271
-Uh, Capri's favorite songs.
-[Taylor] Got it.
1181
00:59:19,354 --> 00:59:23,188
Uh, Todd is bringing the kegs,
and where are we on the dove?
1182
00:59:23,271 --> 00:59:25,604
Oh, my mom ordered us one on Amazon.
1183
00:59:25,688 --> 00:59:28,354
She cried when I told her your plan
to release it at midnight.
1184
00:59:28,438 --> 00:59:31,104
Mmm, it's so poetic. Genius really.
1185
00:59:31,188 --> 00:59:32,521
-[clears throat]
-[Darby] Well,
1186
00:59:32,604 --> 00:59:34,271
I feel like I can't take credit for that.
1187
00:59:34,354 --> 00:59:36,354
I think it's something Capri
would've come up with.
1188
00:59:36,438 --> 00:59:39,396
[scoffs] Uh, no.
She really wasn't that deep.
1189
00:59:39,479 --> 00:59:40,938
-What the f--
-[Darby] Oh, look--
1190
00:59:41,021 --> 00:59:43,896
Look the-- the editor sent me
the final cut of the promo.
1191
00:59:43,979 --> 00:59:45,813
-[Taylor gasps] Ooh.
-I'm gonna post it tonight.
1192
00:59:46,396 --> 00:59:50,229
[promo narrator] This Saturday,
Capri Donahue's Coachella-themed R.I.P.
1193
00:59:50,313 --> 00:59:52,063
Rest In Party.
1194
00:59:53,063 --> 00:59:56,146
A party so epic
they'll hear it in the afterlife.
1195
00:59:56,729 --> 00:59:59,313
Hashtag electrocution awareness week.
1196
00:59:59,396 --> 01:00:00,813
Follow us on Insta.
1197
01:00:01,688 --> 01:00:02,521
Party on.
1198
01:00:04,896 --> 01:00:06,313
Iconic. [chuckles]
1199
01:00:06,396 --> 01:00:07,646
Well, I have chills.
1200
01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:11,104
It's literally the best memorial party
promo I have ever seen.
1201
01:00:11,188 --> 01:00:12,229
Right?
1202
01:00:12,313 --> 01:00:13,313
Oh, my God.
1203
01:00:13,813 --> 01:00:14,979
-Oh, my God!
-What? What?
1204
01:00:15,063 --> 01:00:17,604
They just posted
homecoming queen nominations.
1205
01:00:17,688 --> 01:00:19,438
Congrats, girl!
1206
01:00:19,521 --> 01:00:20,813
-[screams]
-[Darby, Capri] What?
1207
01:00:20,896 --> 01:00:23,521
-Uh, no, no, no. That can't be right.
-Oh, my God. You'll totally win.
1208
01:00:23,604 --> 01:00:25,979
Especially because your party
is gonna be the coolest of all time.
1209
01:00:26,063 --> 01:00:28,313
Oh, is it your party now?
Is that what we're calling it?
1210
01:00:28,396 --> 01:00:30,479
[chuckles] My party?
No, guys, it's not my party.
1211
01:00:30,563 --> 01:00:31,563
It's Capri's party.
1212
01:00:31,646 --> 01:00:34,396
-Totally. Of course.
-Yeah, right.
1213
01:00:34,479 --> 01:00:35,479
Not really.
1214
01:00:36,438 --> 01:00:39,521
But I mean,
it's kind of become your party.
1215
01:00:40,021 --> 01:00:42,146
It was your idea,
and you planned the whole thing.
1216
01:00:42,229 --> 01:00:44,021
No. My idea, Taylor.
1217
01:00:44,104 --> 01:00:46,146
-I planned the whole thing!
-Shh!
1218
01:00:46,229 --> 01:00:49,979
Sure, sure.
But it's all for Capri, remember?
1219
01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,854
Just tell them I'm here.
I'm so sick of being invisible!
1220
01:00:52,938 --> 01:00:53,979
1221
01:00:54,063 --> 01:00:55,229
[stammers]
1222
01:00:55,313 --> 01:00:57,021
-[Darby] Uh--
-Um, ow.
1223
01:00:57,104 --> 01:00:58,104
-It was a bee.
-Really?
1224
01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,646
-It was a bee.
-Did you just do that?
1225
01:00:59,729 --> 01:01:00,813
-[Darby] Yeah.
-You wanna go?
1226
01:01:00,896 --> 01:01:02,646
[Darby] No, I got it.
It was buzzing around.
1227
01:01:02,729 --> 01:01:03,854
-[chuckles]
-[Taylor] Okay.
1228
01:01:03,938 --> 01:01:06,354
You guys should go to the locker room.
I'm gonna warm up.
1229
01:01:06,438 --> 01:01:08,854
Warm up? We just finished practice.
1230
01:01:09,438 --> 01:01:12,271
You don't make it to Nationals
by losing all your warmth, Bree.
1231
01:01:12,938 --> 01:01:13,938
You're weird.
1232
01:01:14,729 --> 01:01:16,313
-But so right.
-Yeah, I am right.
1233
01:01:16,396 --> 01:01:17,396
Whatever. Okay. Bye.
1234
01:01:17,479 --> 01:01:19,188
-Bye. [chuckles]
-[Bree] Goodbye.
1235
01:01:19,271 --> 01:01:20,271
Bye.
1236
01:01:20,854 --> 01:01:22,438
-You're my hero.
-Oh.
1237
01:01:26,021 --> 01:01:28,313
[Darby] Are you trying to blow my cover?
1238
01:01:28,396 --> 01:01:30,188
This party's supposed to be my moment.
1239
01:01:30,271 --> 01:01:31,938
You've hijacked it!
It's all about you now!
1240
01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:33,021
What? No, it's not.
1241
01:01:33,104 --> 01:01:35,229
Capri, there's literally gonna be
a 40-foot projection
1242
01:01:35,313 --> 01:01:37,021
of your face in the night sky.
1243
01:01:37,104 --> 01:01:38,188
Like a friggin' Bat-Signal.
1244
01:01:38,271 --> 01:01:41,438
Yeah, which the homecoming committee
will probably give you credit for.
1245
01:01:41,938 --> 01:01:44,646
I'm not really gonna be homecoming queen.
It's probably just a joke,
1246
01:01:44,729 --> 01:01:46,938
and they're gonna
pour pig's blood on me or something.
1247
01:01:47,021 --> 01:01:48,438
Ew.
1248
01:01:48,938 --> 01:01:51,146
Look, I know it sucks
for you not to be here
1249
01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,896
but there's really no need to be jealous--
1250
01:01:52,979 --> 01:01:55,438
No, I'm not jealous.
Don't flatter yourself.
1251
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:57,938
I'm sleeping at my house this week.
1252
01:01:58,021 --> 01:02:00,938
Good luck picking out a homecoming dress
without me to do it for you.
1253
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:02,604
[whooshing]
1254
01:02:04,271 --> 01:02:05,271
[sighs]
1255
01:02:07,229 --> 01:02:08,229
[Darby] What is it, Gary?
1256
01:02:08,313 --> 01:02:09,729
It's my buddy, Mel.
1257
01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:11,854
He came to see you Friday night,
you weren't there,
1258
01:02:11,938 --> 01:02:13,813
and he's-- he's in a bad way, Darby.
1259
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,771
You know. He says he doesn't feel right.
It's unnatural.
1260
01:02:16,854 --> 01:02:18,896
He's really ready to move on.
1261
01:02:18,979 --> 01:02:22,188
Okay, well, I'm not the border patrol
for the afterlife.
1262
01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:23,271
He can go on his own.
1263
01:02:23,354 --> 01:02:24,688
'Course he can, but-but--
1264
01:02:24,771 --> 01:02:27,396
See, he needs you to get a--
a message to his kid first.
1265
01:02:27,479 --> 01:02:30,479
He wants to tell him that he's sorry
he didn't accept him as a gay.
1266
01:02:30,563 --> 01:02:32,146
He's not a gay. He's gay.
1267
01:02:32,229 --> 01:02:33,604
Yes, my son, Allen. He's gay.
1268
01:02:33,688 --> 01:02:35,479
And I love him anyway and his husband,
1269
01:02:35,563 --> 01:02:37,604
and I think they're gonna be
great parents.
1270
01:02:37,688 --> 01:02:38,688
Like he said.
1271
01:02:39,938 --> 01:02:41,271
[sighs]
1272
01:02:41,354 --> 01:02:43,813
Gosh, I'm sorry I wasn't there, Mel.
1273
01:02:43,896 --> 01:02:45,521
-[student] Great practice, Darbs.
-Yeah,
1274
01:02:45,604 --> 01:02:46,896
you too, dude. [chuckles]
1275
01:02:48,104 --> 01:02:49,104
Look. [clears throat]
1276
01:02:49,188 --> 01:02:52,063
Come see me Friday night.
I'll be there. I'll help you, okay?
1277
01:02:52,146 --> 01:02:53,479
-Okay.
-[Darby] Promise.
1278
01:02:53,563 --> 01:02:55,063
-Thank you, Darby.
-Thank you, Darby.
1279
01:03:00,979 --> 01:03:02,438
-Hey, Dad.
-Hey.
1280
01:03:02,521 --> 01:03:05,938
-Take it you're not staying for dinner?
-Uh, no. I gotta go to James's.
1281
01:03:06,021 --> 01:03:07,104
Oh.
1282
01:03:07,188 --> 01:03:10,854
Honey, listen, I am glad
that you're making friends this year.
1283
01:03:10,938 --> 01:03:12,229
But is everything okay?
1284
01:03:12,896 --> 01:03:17,021
I mean… [sighs] …you just don't
seem like yourself anymore.
1285
01:03:17,104 --> 01:03:19,729
God, Dad. I mean,
you pressure me to get a social life,
1286
01:03:19,813 --> 01:03:21,979
and then you give me crap when I have one?
1287
01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:23,479
-Make up your mind.
-Okay.
1288
01:03:24,354 --> 01:03:25,604
[chuckles] That's valid.
1289
01:03:26,271 --> 01:03:28,188
But, honey, I'm just checking in on you.
1290
01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:30,604
Well, you don't have
to worry about me, 'kay?
1291
01:03:30,688 --> 01:03:32,104
I'm fine, really.
1292
01:03:32,188 --> 01:03:33,688
[chuckles] Same old Darby.
1293
01:03:35,521 --> 01:03:38,938
Oh, and can I get a studio lighting kit
for my birthday?
1294
01:03:39,438 --> 01:03:42,313
The lamps in my room are a little,
like, warm and cozy. It's gross.
1295
01:03:42,396 --> 01:03:43,979
-Mmm.
-[Darby] You know?
1296
01:03:44,063 --> 01:03:45,729
Anyway, bye.
1297
01:03:45,813 --> 01:03:46,938
Bye.
1298
01:03:47,771 --> 01:03:49,854
Yep, same old Darby.
1299
01:03:51,063 --> 01:03:52,063
[sighs]
1300
01:03:52,813 --> 01:03:54,063
[bike bell ringing]
1301
01:03:58,604 --> 01:04:01,604
Did you know that octopus
have three brains?
1302
01:04:01,688 --> 01:04:03,896
Um, wrong.
1303
01:04:03,979 --> 01:04:05,813
-What do you mean?
-I'm not-- I mean, wrong!
1304
01:04:05,896 --> 01:04:07,188
They have nine brains.
1305
01:04:07,271 --> 01:04:09,354
Come on, man. The test is next week.
1306
01:04:09,438 --> 01:04:11,063
-Oh.
-[chuckles]
1307
01:04:11,146 --> 01:04:13,271
Hey, uh, look what I found the other day.
1308
01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:14,354
[Darby] Mmm?
1309
01:04:15,813 --> 01:04:17,771
-[chuckles]
-Look at this. Our, uh… [laughs]
1310
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,979
…sixth-grade field trip
to the planetarium.
1311
01:04:20,063 --> 01:04:21,396
-Oh, wow.
-[chuckles]
1312
01:04:22,021 --> 01:04:23,229
Harper and Harris.
1313
01:04:23,313 --> 01:04:25,313
[James chuckles]
I thought you were so cool.
1314
01:04:25,396 --> 01:04:27,771
What? Seriously?
1315
01:04:28,354 --> 01:04:30,396
Yeah, you were so different
from everyone else.
1316
01:04:34,146 --> 01:04:39,146
[sighs] It's going to be so weird to go
back to school without Capri tomorrow.
1317
01:04:40,313 --> 01:04:41,313
[Darby sighs]
1318
01:04:42,188 --> 01:04:45,063
Did you hear about that idiotic
Sweet Seventeen party for her?
1319
01:04:45,146 --> 01:04:49,396
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Think I heard someone talking about that.
1320
01:04:49,479 --> 01:04:52,604
Good to know Taylor, Bree and Piper
are so desperate for attention
1321
01:04:52,688 --> 01:04:55,396
that they're willing
to whore out Capri's memory to get it.
1322
01:04:57,063 --> 01:04:59,021
But isn't it for a good cause?
1323
01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:00,854
Accidental electrocution awareness?
1324
01:05:01,688 --> 01:05:03,229
Which one of those morons
came up with that?
1325
01:05:03,313 --> 01:05:04,313
[chuckles]
1326
01:05:05,271 --> 01:05:07,646
-Oh, c-cool tree house.
-Yeah.
1327
01:05:08,146 --> 01:05:09,354
Wanna come check it out?
1328
01:05:13,771 --> 01:05:14,771
Whoa.
1329
01:05:15,771 --> 01:05:17,854
I haven't been up here since…
1330
01:05:24,063 --> 01:05:27,563
[Darby] I didn't wanna leave my room
for months after my mom died.
1331
01:05:28,688 --> 01:05:29,688
I just…
1332
01:05:30,188 --> 01:05:33,688
I felt like if I just returned
to regular life
1333
01:05:34,688 --> 01:05:36,938
and ignored the fact
that she wasn't there anymore,
1334
01:05:37,021 --> 01:05:40,229
it'd be like living a lie or something.
1335
01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:44,146
But it does get easier. It does.
1336
01:05:44,646 --> 01:05:46,438
And I know you can do this.
1337
01:05:46,521 --> 01:05:47,521
Thanks.
1338
01:05:48,813 --> 01:05:49,813
You really get it.
1339
01:05:53,063 --> 01:05:54,771
Why's he looking at me like that?
1340
01:05:54,854 --> 01:05:56,229
[whispers] What's going on?
1341
01:05:59,854 --> 01:06:02,063
Darby, will you come to school
with me tomorrow?
1342
01:06:03,063 --> 01:06:05,354
U-Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'll be there.
1343
01:06:05,438 --> 01:06:08,979
No, I-- I mean, can I-- can I pick you up?
1344
01:06:09,688 --> 01:06:11,896
It's gonna be tough for me
to face without Capri there
1345
01:06:11,979 --> 01:06:14,604
and, you know,
I could really use someone by my side.
1346
01:06:17,646 --> 01:06:20,938
Sure, sure.
I don't see why not. [chuckles]
1347
01:06:21,021 --> 01:06:22,354
Thanks, Darby.
1348
01:06:23,813 --> 01:06:25,271
-[both chuckle]
-[Darby] Oh.
1349
01:06:26,604 --> 01:06:29,104
[sniffs] Your hair smells so good.
1350
01:06:29,896 --> 01:06:32,063
Thanks, it's shampoo. I gotta go.
1351
01:06:32,146 --> 01:06:33,146
It's getting late.
1352
01:06:33,229 --> 01:06:34,229
-All right.
-Yeah.
1353
01:06:34,313 --> 01:06:35,688
-See you tomorrow?
-Sure.
1354
01:06:35,771 --> 01:06:38,104
-Be careful on the way down.
-I'll just leap down.
1355
01:06:38,188 --> 01:06:39,521
-Need help?
-No, I got it.
1356
01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:41,063
[crash]
1357
01:06:43,021 --> 01:06:47,146
[sighs] It's just some environmentally
conscious carpooling. [chuckles]
1358
01:06:48,313 --> 01:06:51,979
You know, Capri will probably thank me
for being there to support him.
1359
01:06:52,063 --> 01:06:53,063
[toilet flushes]
1360
01:06:53,146 --> 01:06:54,854
[Capri] I will drown you in a toilet bowl
1361
01:06:54,938 --> 01:06:57,021
if you think for one second
about dating Jamesy.
1362
01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:02,896
[Dad] Gonna introduce me
to your boyfriend?
1363
01:07:02,979 --> 01:07:04,229
What? Who told you that?
1364
01:07:06,271 --> 01:07:08,021
No, no. That's just my biology partner.
1365
01:07:08,104 --> 01:07:12,104
Okay. Well, boyfriend, biology partner,
whatever you kids call it.
1366
01:07:18,938 --> 01:07:20,354
Time to face the music.
1367
01:07:21,688 --> 01:07:23,313
Okay, well, see you in bio.
1368
01:07:23,396 --> 01:07:25,146
Hang on. Will you walk with me?
1369
01:07:26,104 --> 01:07:27,354
Oh, no.
1370
01:07:27,854 --> 01:07:28,854
Sure, James.
1371
01:07:34,479 --> 01:07:37,563
-[student 1] Oh, ho ho!
-[student 2] James Harris is back.
1372
01:07:37,646 --> 01:07:39,854
How'd Darby Harper manage to pull him
1373
01:07:39,938 --> 01:07:41,979
before the bell even rang
on his first day back?
1374
01:07:42,063 --> 01:07:43,979
[student 3] Are they, like, together now?
1375
01:07:44,063 --> 01:07:45,063
James.
1376
01:07:46,438 --> 01:07:48,854
[jock] Well, that's gotta be
the world's fastest rebound.
1377
01:07:48,938 --> 01:07:51,688
James. [chuckles] Welcome back, brother.
1378
01:07:53,271 --> 01:07:56,563
Nothing to see here, folks.
Just me and James Harris.
1379
01:07:57,229 --> 01:07:58,938
Just me and the boy Blake Shelton called,
1380
01:07:59,021 --> 01:08:01,271
"A talented guy
I should have turned my chair for."
1381
01:08:01,771 --> 01:08:04,479
Who, I guess, has a crush on me now?
[breathes shakily]
1382
01:08:04,563 --> 01:08:06,813
Nothing out of the ordinary
going on here. [chuckles]
1383
01:08:11,813 --> 01:08:13,438
[student 4] They're holding hands.
1384
01:08:13,521 --> 01:08:15,354
Capri Donahue's gonna drown me
in a toilet bowl.
1385
01:08:15,438 --> 01:08:16,563
[student 5] What?
1386
01:08:17,313 --> 01:08:19,271
So, are you and James, like, a thing now?
1387
01:08:19,354 --> 01:08:22,313
'Cause everyone is saying that
you made out in the hallway this morning.
1388
01:08:22,396 --> 01:08:23,896
No. [sighs] No, we didn't.
1389
01:08:23,979 --> 01:08:26,271
His hand just brushed mine
for a few seconds.
1390
01:08:26,354 --> 01:08:28,313
He's having a hard time
being back without Capri.
1391
01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:30,729
Oh, yes, poor James. The wounded bird.
1392
01:08:30,813 --> 01:08:32,563
Yeah, I would be careful.
1393
01:08:32,646 --> 01:08:35,271
He's so codependent
and definitely on the rebound.
1394
01:08:35,354 --> 01:08:36,979
And morally, it's gross.
1395
01:08:37,063 --> 01:08:39,729
Totally.
Capri's not even cold in her grave yet.
1396
01:08:39,813 --> 01:08:42,229
You guys, it was just
a one-time ride to school.
1397
01:08:42,313 --> 01:08:43,854
-[car horn honks]
-[James] Darby.
1398
01:08:43,938 --> 01:08:45,604
You, uh-- You want a ride home?
1399
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:47,563
[Darby] No! No, thanks.
1400
01:08:47,646 --> 01:08:51,104
I'm just gonna get my cardio in,
you know? [chuckles]
1401
01:08:51,188 --> 01:08:52,479
All right, well, come by later.
1402
01:08:53,104 --> 01:08:54,104
Wrote a song for you.
1403
01:08:54,813 --> 01:08:56,646
-There's a song.
-Oh, my God.
1404
01:08:56,729 --> 01:08:58,396
Gotta run. You know?
1405
01:08:59,354 --> 01:09:01,021
[Taylor] She's running in that?
1406
01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:02,438
She doesn't live close.
1407
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:04,646
[sighs] It's Thursday.
1408
01:09:05,146 --> 01:09:06,938
Only two more days till the party.
1409
01:09:08,146 --> 01:09:09,146
[sighs]
1410
01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,104
I can lay low until…
1411
01:09:12,896 --> 01:09:15,479
[gasps] Shit, it's Thursday.
1412
01:09:41,229 --> 01:09:42,229
[sighs]
1413
01:09:44,021 --> 01:09:46,729
[Mel] I mean, I used to have crates
of 12-inch vinyl in my den.
1414
01:09:46,813 --> 01:09:50,188
And you could read the liner notes,
you could touch 'em, you could feel 'em.
1415
01:09:50,271 --> 01:09:51,896
But… [stammers] …the music cloud.
1416
01:09:52,396 --> 01:09:53,813
-Where is it? I don't get it.
-Ha!
1417
01:09:53,896 --> 01:09:56,188
Oh, my God! Can you guys stop?
1418
01:09:56,688 --> 01:09:58,688
I cannot believe I'm spending
my junior year
1419
01:09:58,771 --> 01:10:00,896
listening to some dead boomers
1420
01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:06,063
talking about newspapers and typewriters
and network television.
1421
01:10:06,146 --> 01:10:08,354
Then why don't you just
make up with Darby then?
1422
01:10:09,604 --> 01:10:11,104
I mean, so what?
1423
01:10:11,188 --> 01:10:13,438
She's the Homeroom Queen
and you're not. Big deal.
1424
01:10:13,521 --> 01:10:15,021
That's, uh, Homecoming Queen.
1425
01:10:15,104 --> 01:10:17,104
-Thank you.
-[Gary sighs] Listen, Capri,
1426
01:10:17,188 --> 01:10:18,938
you should be very proud of yourself.
1427
01:10:19,021 --> 01:10:22,979
You were able to pry Darby
out of her shell when no one else could.
1428
01:10:23,063 --> 01:10:26,146
Yeah, well, now she's taking
the attention and credit for my party!
1429
01:10:26,229 --> 01:10:27,229
-Yeah.
-[sighs]
1430
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:30,521
My sister-in-law, Rose,
sang at my funeral.
1431
01:10:30,604 --> 01:10:33,438
All anybody could talk about
was how great Rose sounded.
1432
01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,104
What a great voice Rose had.
1433
01:10:35,188 --> 01:10:37,688
At my funeral!
And you know what they said about me?
1434
01:10:37,771 --> 01:10:38,979
"He's looked better."
1435
01:10:39,063 --> 01:10:41,604
-[gasps] The audacity!
-[Gary] Guys, guys, guys.
1436
01:10:41,688 --> 01:10:43,188
Who cares?
1437
01:10:43,271 --> 01:10:44,479
You're dead.
1438
01:10:45,604 --> 01:10:47,479
You're throwing a temper tantrum
1439
01:10:47,563 --> 01:10:50,979
about a party in a dimension
that you no longer exist in.
1440
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:53,063
Do you know how crazy that is?
1441
01:10:53,146 --> 01:10:54,771
Well, then what's the point?
1442
01:10:55,938 --> 01:10:57,354
What's my purpose?
1443
01:10:57,438 --> 01:11:00,354
Well, you're gonna find that out
on the other side.
1444
01:11:01,104 --> 01:11:03,729
I mean, listen, I have a reason
to stick around, you know?
1445
01:11:03,813 --> 01:11:05,271
I wanna be with Linda.
1446
01:11:05,354 --> 01:11:08,063
But you, you're so young and whip-smart.
1447
01:11:08,146 --> 01:11:09,729
You got your whole death in front of you.
1448
01:11:09,813 --> 01:11:12,438
Why would you wanna stay here
and be invisible?
1449
01:11:13,146 --> 01:11:16,021
You just have to get the heck out of here.
1450
01:11:19,604 --> 01:11:20,604
Thanks, Gary.
1451
01:11:21,271 --> 01:11:22,271
Okay.
1452
01:11:24,229 --> 01:11:26,146
She has a lot of electricity.
1453
01:11:26,229 --> 01:11:28,438
[smacks lips]
You know that's how she died, right?
1454
01:11:28,521 --> 01:11:29,646
[bell rings]
1455
01:11:29,729 --> 01:11:31,354
[Darby] Hey, Alex.
1456
01:11:31,438 --> 01:11:33,938
[sighs] Look, I'm so sorry
about missing our coffee date.
1457
01:11:34,021 --> 01:11:35,104
It's okay.
1458
01:11:35,188 --> 01:11:36,438
Uh, you're busy.
1459
01:11:36,938 --> 01:11:38,854
I hear you're dating James Harris now.
1460
01:11:38,938 --> 01:11:41,438
Oh, no. No, I'm not dating James.
1461
01:11:41,521 --> 01:11:43,021
You could have just texted me.
1462
01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:45,021
I was waiting like 20 minutes.
1463
01:11:46,313 --> 01:11:48,146
[Darby] Uh, look,
I gotta go but I really do--
1464
01:11:48,229 --> 01:11:49,563
Talk to you later. Right.
1465
01:11:54,563 --> 01:11:57,146
[Darby] Hey, Capri. H-How was your Dad's?
1466
01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:58,229
Not great.
1467
01:11:58,313 --> 01:12:01,146
My mom turned my bedroom
into her personal yoga studio.
1468
01:12:01,646 --> 01:12:02,646
-[Darby] Mmm.
-[Capri] So--
1469
01:12:02,729 --> 01:12:04,938
Okay, well, I-I kind of wanna talk to you.
1470
01:12:05,604 --> 01:12:06,604
[Capri] Yeah, sure.
1471
01:12:07,979 --> 01:12:09,396
-[sighs]
-Okay, I'm glad you're here.
1472
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:11,604
-There's something I need to tell you.
-Me too.
1473
01:12:11,688 --> 01:12:14,354
I wanted to apologize about
overreacting about the party.
1474
01:12:14,854 --> 01:12:18,563
I've decided that I am proud of your--
our Homecoming nomination.
1475
01:12:18,646 --> 01:12:19,771
I just had to remind myself
1476
01:12:19,854 --> 01:12:21,938
that I'm the Michelangelo
behind your David, you know?
1477
01:12:22,021 --> 01:12:23,896
Great. Well, I have something to tell you,
1478
01:12:23,979 --> 01:12:26,479
but before you freak out,
I want you to let me explain.
1479
01:12:26,563 --> 01:12:28,854
-It's about me and--
-[jock] Good to have you back.
1480
01:12:28,938 --> 01:12:31,063
[gasps] James. Oh, he's at school today.
1481
01:12:31,146 --> 01:12:32,938
Look at him, he's so cute.
Look, he's glowing.
1482
01:12:33,021 --> 01:12:35,438
[Darby chuckles] Okay, Capri.
Listen to me, okay?
1483
01:12:35,521 --> 01:12:37,854
There's been a misunderstanding.
You'll think it's funny--
1484
01:12:37,938 --> 01:12:40,313
-There you are. [chuckles, grunts]
-[Darby stammers]
1485
01:12:40,396 --> 01:12:42,479
-I've been looking all over for you.
-[Darby chuckles]
1486
01:12:42,563 --> 01:12:43,979
This too much?
1487
01:12:44,063 --> 01:12:45,854
What the hell is going on?
1488
01:12:45,938 --> 01:12:47,813
[Darby] Uh, okay. How am I gonna do this?
1489
01:12:47,896 --> 01:12:48,979
All right, James.
1490
01:12:49,063 --> 01:12:52,354
I-I can't stop thinking about you
since the other night at my place.
1491
01:12:52,438 --> 01:12:54,646
-Did you hook up with James?
-No.
1492
01:12:54,729 --> 01:12:58,021
I know we both felt something,
and yesterday when you held my hand--
1493
01:12:58,104 --> 01:12:59,479
-You what?
-[Darby] No, no.
1494
01:12:59,563 --> 01:13:01,979
No, I didn't hold your hand,
you held mine.
1495
01:13:02,063 --> 01:13:03,729
-You slut!
-[electricity crackles]
1496
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:06,896
-[grunts]
-I felt this spark and--
1497
01:13:06,979 --> 01:13:09,521
[Darby pants, yawns]
1498
01:13:09,604 --> 01:13:11,854
-Just really ti-- I'm exhausted. Yeah.
-Are you okay?
1499
01:13:11,938 --> 01:13:12,938
[Darby] Whoo!
1500
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:16,063
I know I'm still grieving Capri.
But it just--
1501
01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:17,729
-It just felt good to finally feel…
-Stop.
1502
01:13:17,813 --> 01:13:21,104
…a moment of happiness again,
and it's been so long, and I--
1503
01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,063
I think she'd want that.
1504
01:13:24,563 --> 01:13:26,438
No, I really don't think she would.
1505
01:13:26,521 --> 01:13:27,854
[sighs]
1506
01:13:27,938 --> 01:13:29,938
[Darby] Uh, sorry, James.
1507
01:13:30,021 --> 01:13:31,813
I gotta get to class. Have a good day.
1508
01:13:35,229 --> 01:13:38,104
Oh, my God. How many times
do I have to tell you?
1509
01:13:38,188 --> 01:13:39,521
Nothing happened.
1510
01:13:39,604 --> 01:13:40,771
You won't admit it.
1511
01:13:40,854 --> 01:13:42,188
-Not even now.
-Admit what?
1512
01:13:42,271 --> 01:13:45,146
Admit that you love my life so much
that you want to be me.
1513
01:13:45,229 --> 01:13:46,771
I am nothing like you, okay?
1514
01:13:46,854 --> 01:13:48,479
You don't have to worry
about me and James.
1515
01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:51,479
Oh, my God. What is this?
The Young and the Restless?
1516
01:13:52,438 --> 01:13:53,729
I'm outta here.
1517
01:13:53,813 --> 01:13:56,688
[Capri] I'm not worried about James.
He's just trauma-bonding.
1518
01:13:56,771 --> 01:14:01,188
You don't think in a million years
he would actually like you, do you?
1519
01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:03,563
[scoffs] Well, that's a little harsh.
1520
01:14:03,646 --> 01:14:05,396
You're not even a real person!
1521
01:14:05,896 --> 01:14:07,688
I created you! I made you!
1522
01:14:07,771 --> 01:14:11,063
I dressed you up and told you how to act
so you could be popular.
1523
01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:12,229
But deep down,
1524
01:14:13,354 --> 01:14:16,271
you know you're just a freak
that sees dead people.
1525
01:14:17,854 --> 01:14:20,063
Maybe that's why your mom
didn't wanna come and see you.
1526
01:14:22,438 --> 01:14:25,229
Hey, ladies. It's my big bon voyage.
1527
01:14:25,313 --> 01:14:27,938
E-Everybody out! All of you!
1528
01:14:28,021 --> 01:14:29,063
[Mel] Not optimum.
1529
01:14:32,813 --> 01:14:36,271
It's not my fault your boyfriend finds me
a refreshing change of pace
1530
01:14:36,354 --> 01:14:40,896
from a talking push-up bra who's wasted
her entire life on superficial bullshit.
1531
01:14:41,521 --> 01:14:42,521
I built you.
1532
01:14:43,021 --> 01:14:45,021
I can just as easily tear you down.
1533
01:14:45,521 --> 01:14:48,063
Don't even think of going
to my party tomorrow night.
1534
01:14:48,146 --> 01:14:51,646
Well, you forgot one vital difference
between us, babe.
1535
01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:53,563
I'm alive.
1536
01:14:54,063 --> 01:14:57,104
[scoffs] I'm not spooked by some
jealous dead girl stomping her feet.
1537
01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:59,188
I'll go to that party
if I damn well please.
1538
01:14:59,271 --> 01:15:01,063
Hell, I'm the one who planned the thing!
1539
01:15:02,063 --> 01:15:03,063
[chuckles]
1540
01:15:06,604 --> 01:15:08,271
-[thud]
-[electricity crackles]
1541
01:15:10,104 --> 01:15:12,938
Okay, I am a little spooked
by a jealous dead girl stomping her feet.
1542
01:15:13,021 --> 01:15:15,813
And I am definitely not going anywhere
near that party tomorrow.
1543
01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:18,604
Hey, kid. [chuckles]
1544
01:15:19,396 --> 01:15:21,229
What? School on Saturday? [chuckles]
1545
01:15:23,021 --> 01:15:24,938
Word on the street is, uh,
1546
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,771
you had a little freak out last night,
and I thought I'd check on you.
1547
01:15:27,854 --> 01:15:29,063
I've been looking for you.
1548
01:15:30,354 --> 01:15:31,813
I'm sorry, but I--
1549
01:15:32,396 --> 01:15:33,979
I can't talk to you anymore, Gary.
1550
01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:35,896
I just wanna be normal.
1551
01:15:37,188 --> 01:15:39,479
Oh, Darby, don't you think you're normal?
1552
01:15:40,146 --> 01:15:41,146
Uh…
1553
01:15:42,146 --> 01:15:43,813
To clarify, I wanna be
1554
01:15:43,896 --> 01:15:46,563
the-girl-who-doesn't-talk-to-dead-people
version of normal.
1555
01:15:46,646 --> 01:15:47,646
How about that?
1556
01:15:47,729 --> 01:15:50,771
Well, honey, you know, but that's--
that's kind of what makes you, you.
1557
01:15:50,854 --> 01:15:53,563
Have you maybe talked to Capri about this?
1558
01:15:53,646 --> 01:15:55,146
Maybe a friend your age could help--
1559
01:15:55,229 --> 01:15:56,813
I'm not talking to Capri.
1560
01:15:57,438 --> 01:15:59,021
She's not my friend. She never was.
1561
01:15:59,104 --> 01:16:01,146
She just used me like a pawn.
1562
01:16:02,854 --> 01:16:05,104
Well, yeah, I guess…
1563
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:08,771
I guess, uh, that's one way
of looking at it.
1564
01:16:08,854 --> 01:16:11,729
But-- You know, but from a different
point of view,
1565
01:16:11,813 --> 01:16:15,271
maybe she's the one who opened you up
to a whole new world of possibilities.
1566
01:16:15,354 --> 01:16:17,438
She didn't do anything for me.
1567
01:16:17,521 --> 01:16:20,021
She's just another loser Stayer
who can't move on.
1568
01:16:20,729 --> 01:16:21,729
Oh.
1569
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:26,688
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Darby.
1570
01:16:28,104 --> 01:16:29,104
[sighs]
1571
01:16:33,688 --> 01:16:36,563
[Kelley] After losing their daughter,
Capricorn, just a month ago,
1572
01:16:36,646 --> 01:16:39,146
more tragedy strikes
the Donahue residence.
1573
01:16:39,229 --> 01:16:42,604
Police are asking anyone with knowledge
of the arson attack to come forward.
1574
01:16:42,688 --> 01:16:44,688
[siren wailing]
1575
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,104
[Dad] Hey, sweetie. Dinner's ready.
1576
01:16:51,229 --> 01:16:52,479
-[doorbell rings]
-[gasps]
1577
01:16:52,979 --> 01:16:54,688
[sighs] Uh, I'll get it.
1578
01:16:56,229 --> 01:16:57,479
James?
1579
01:16:57,979 --> 01:16:59,729
Can you take a drive with me, please?
1580
01:17:04,146 --> 01:17:06,188
I'm freaking out right now.
This is gonna sound crazy,
1581
01:17:06,271 --> 01:17:08,729
but I feel like Capri
is communicating with me.
1582
01:17:08,813 --> 01:17:10,854
Like today, her picture
fell off my dresser,
1583
01:17:10,938 --> 01:17:13,729
and, I don't know, the TV turned on
without me even touching it,
1584
01:17:13,813 --> 01:17:16,438
and it was playing the news story
about the party tonight! And I--
1585
01:17:16,521 --> 01:17:18,938
-I-I swear it happened.
-Oh, I'm sure it did.
1586
01:17:19,021 --> 01:17:20,438
It's been a rough day.
1587
01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:24,354
This grief stuff comes in waves.
1588
01:17:24,438 --> 01:17:25,438
Mmm.
1589
01:17:27,604 --> 01:17:28,771
Also, I'm sorry, Darby.
1590
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,479
I don't think I'm ready
to be in a relationship.
1591
01:17:32,563 --> 01:17:35,979
Oh, thank God that you told me that.
1592
01:17:36,063 --> 01:17:39,063
Because I-I was thinking something else
was happening.
1593
01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:42,729
But I hope we can still be friends.
1594
01:17:43,313 --> 01:17:45,729
Yeah. Yeah, of course, James.
1595
01:17:45,813 --> 01:17:47,354
I-I appreciate your honesty.
1596
01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:49,438
My heart will go on.
1597
01:17:50,396 --> 01:17:51,396
[sighs]
1598
01:17:51,979 --> 01:17:55,229
I can't believe we fake dated,
and I for real got broken up with.
1599
01:17:55,896 --> 01:17:57,813
[pop music playing]
1600
01:18:00,146 --> 01:18:02,521
[Darby] This is not good.
This is very not good.
1601
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:05,479
James, I thought you were protesting this.
1602
01:18:05,563 --> 01:18:08,354
Taylor, Piper and Bree are using
Capri's death to up their social status.
1603
01:18:08,438 --> 01:18:10,604
-It's sick, remember?
-I don't care about them!
1604
01:18:10,688 --> 01:18:12,354
Okay? I wanna say goodbye to Capri.
1605
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:15,104
Well, well, if it isn't the happy couple.
1606
01:18:15,604 --> 01:18:16,813
I'm here for Capri.
1607
01:18:17,313 --> 01:18:20,104
Not to promote myself under the guise
of some bogus awareness campaign.
1608
01:18:20,188 --> 01:18:23,063
Sure it's not to ruin another party
with an acoustic guitar?
1609
01:18:23,146 --> 01:18:27,271
[scoffs] You mean the bogus awareness
campaign your new girlfriend came up with?
1610
01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:28,354
What?
1611
01:18:29,104 --> 01:18:30,729
[stammers] This was your idea?
1612
01:18:30,813 --> 01:18:32,896
-Not that she bothered to dress up.
-[Taylor] Mm-mmm.
1613
01:18:32,979 --> 01:18:35,063
The theme's Coachella, not Stagecoach.
1614
01:18:35,563 --> 01:18:38,646
-No, I-I mean, not-- not technically.
-[scoffs]
1615
01:18:38,729 --> 01:18:40,938
Look, I can explain in the car,
but we should go. Now.
1616
01:18:41,021 --> 01:18:43,438
Darby, it's not cool that the two of you
came together.
1617
01:18:43,521 --> 01:18:44,563
Capri would be so pissed.
1618
01:18:45,146 --> 01:18:47,688
-[Piper] Oh.
-[Taylor] Oh. Oh, my God. No.
1619
01:18:47,771 --> 01:18:50,104
-No. No!
-[clamoring]
1620
01:18:50,188 --> 01:18:52,104
Those were supposed to go off at midnight!
1621
01:18:52,188 --> 01:18:55,354
-Go. Go. Go.
-[Taylor screams]
1622
01:18:55,438 --> 01:18:58,854
Really, you're gonna go
full Poltergeist on a keg party?
1623
01:18:59,688 --> 01:19:01,771
-Wow, Capri.
-[Taylor screams]
1624
01:19:01,854 --> 01:19:06,313
Ah, this must be the electrocution
awareness part of the festivities.
1625
01:19:06,396 --> 01:19:07,438
[both chuckle]
1626
01:19:07,521 --> 01:19:09,188
[Darby] Alex? [chuckles]
1627
01:19:09,271 --> 01:19:10,813
What are you doing here?
1628
01:19:10,896 --> 01:19:13,188
You know, I'm never gonna pass
on a free drink
1629
01:19:13,271 --> 01:19:17,521
and a chance to see the party's latest
Coachella fashion trends. [chuckles]
1630
01:19:18,104 --> 01:19:21,938
Sorry, I'm sure you don't wanna
be seen talking to the weirdo donut kid.
1631
01:19:22,021 --> 01:19:23,271
You're cool now.
1632
01:19:23,354 --> 01:19:24,646
[chuckles]
1633
01:19:25,229 --> 01:19:26,271
Have a good night, Darby.
1634
01:19:27,729 --> 01:19:28,854
Wait. No, no.
1635
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,063
I mean, I'm a weirdo too. [chuckles]
1636
01:19:32,188 --> 01:19:34,479
Or, at least, I used to be.
1637
01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:37,104
-[crowd] Chug! Chug! Chug!
-["Boss Bitch" playing]
1638
01:19:37,188 --> 01:19:38,938
[cheering, chattering]
1639
01:19:39,021 --> 01:19:40,563
♪ I'm clumsy
Made friends with the floor ♪
1640
01:19:40,646 --> 01:19:42,646
♪ Two for one
You know a bitch buy four ♪
1641
01:19:42,729 --> 01:19:44,896
♪ And two left feet
You know I always drop ♪
1642
01:19:44,979 --> 01:19:46,479
♪ First thing a girl did was a bop ♪
1643
01:19:46,563 --> 01:19:48,438
[shouting, cheering]
1644
01:19:49,104 --> 01:19:50,104
Hey, what's up, Darbs?
1645
01:19:50,188 --> 01:19:51,813
-You all good?
-Yeah, have you seen James?
1646
01:19:51,896 --> 01:19:54,063
Uh, yeah, yeah. I think, uh,
I think he went upstairs.
1647
01:19:54,146 --> 01:19:56,313
But look,
James looked kinda bummed, Darbs.
1648
01:19:56,396 --> 01:19:57,521
["Boss Bitch" continues]
1649
01:19:57,604 --> 01:19:59,479
♪ I don't wanna row, row, row the boat ♪
1650
01:19:59,563 --> 01:20:00,646
James.
1651
01:20:01,188 --> 01:20:02,521
Hey, J-James.
1652
01:20:03,146 --> 01:20:05,188
She's here. She's really here.
1653
01:20:06,271 --> 01:20:08,188
Who's here? I don't see anyone.
1654
01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,938
Look, this is just a stupid game, okay?
It doesn't work.
1655
01:20:11,021 --> 01:20:13,188
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
I'ma shine like gloss ♪
1656
01:20:13,271 --> 01:20:16,146
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss ♪
1657
01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:17,729
Hi, bitch.
1658
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,604
[James] It's okay. Don't be scared.
It's her.
1659
01:20:19,688 --> 01:20:21,396
She's trying to tell me something.
1660
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:22,563
I know she's here.
1661
01:20:22,646 --> 01:20:23,979
[whooshing]
1662
01:20:26,813 --> 01:20:27,896
I think it's about you.
1663
01:20:28,854 --> 01:20:31,188
It would be a lot easier
if you just came clean
1664
01:20:31,271 --> 01:20:32,813
and told everyone what a freak you are.
1665
01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:34,396
[whooshing]
1666
01:20:35,938 --> 01:20:37,729
["Boss Bitch" continues]
1667
01:20:40,521 --> 01:20:43,104
-[person 1] Did you see that?
-[person 2] Is that an Ouija board?
1668
01:20:43,604 --> 01:20:45,104
Who is doing that? Stop!
1669
01:20:45,188 --> 01:20:46,271
1670
01:20:48,646 --> 01:20:49,646
Shit.
1671
01:20:52,146 --> 01:20:54,188
-[person 1] Nearly hit me, man.
-[person 2] Freaky.
1672
01:20:54,271 --> 01:20:55,271
[person 3] Follow it.
1673
01:20:55,771 --> 01:20:57,146
Go, go, go.
1674
01:20:57,729 --> 01:20:59,479
[person 4] Hey, cut the music, man.
1675
01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:02,354
Is someone flying a freaking drone
in my uncle's house?
1676
01:21:02,438 --> 01:21:04,563
[person 5] Dude, did they hire a magician?
1677
01:21:04,646 --> 01:21:06,896
-[Taylor] James, what is going on?
-[music stops]
1678
01:21:06,979 --> 01:21:09,438
[Capri] I'd hold off on preparing
that Homecoming Queen speech.
1679
01:21:10,146 --> 01:21:12,688
I don't think you're gonna test too well
in the polls after this.
1680
01:21:12,771 --> 01:21:15,896
[kisses, giggles]
1681
01:21:16,729 --> 01:21:18,729
[person 5] Who cut the music, man?
1682
01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:20,479
[person] Oh, my God.
1683
01:21:20,563 --> 01:21:22,854
-Uh--
-Is anyone else seeing this too?
1684
01:21:22,938 --> 01:21:25,188
Is this a drama club thing or something?
1685
01:21:25,271 --> 01:21:27,021
[freshman] I'm scared. Get me out of here.
1686
01:21:27,104 --> 01:21:32,313
[crowd] C-A-P-R-I.
1687
01:21:32,396 --> 01:21:33,854
Capri? Capri!
1688
01:21:33,938 --> 01:21:35,479
-Oh, my God!
-[Bree] This is freaky.
1689
01:21:35,563 --> 01:21:37,521
1690
01:21:38,771 --> 01:21:40,771
Okay, cut the shit. You're scaring people.
1691
01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:43,854
-I told you not to come here.
-Darby, you can see her?
1692
01:21:43,938 --> 01:21:45,354
-[person] What's he talking about?
-I--
1693
01:21:45,438 --> 01:21:46,854
-Who?
-Huh?
1694
01:21:47,521 --> 01:21:48,771
Okay, fine.
1695
01:21:48,854 --> 01:21:50,229
You win. What do you want?
1696
01:21:51,271 --> 01:21:52,271
Surprise me.
1697
01:21:54,229 --> 01:21:55,854
[Bree] What is even happening?
1698
01:21:55,938 --> 01:21:57,688
-[Todd] No, where's she--
-[Taylor] Darby!
1699
01:21:57,771 --> 01:22:00,396
-No, no, no. Oh, she's-- she's up there.
-Okay.
1700
01:22:00,479 --> 01:22:02,979
-[Taylor] That's happening.
-Hey, guys! Guess what?
1701
01:22:03,479 --> 01:22:05,563
I'm a freak of nature
who can see dead people.
1702
01:22:05,646 --> 01:22:07,354
[crowd clamoring]
1703
01:22:07,438 --> 01:22:11,646
I'm only popular because the ghost
of Capri Donahue molded me into her image.
1704
01:22:11,729 --> 01:22:13,313
[chuckles] I'm just a puppet!
1705
01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:15,104
Yeah, I'm loving this narrative.
Keep going.
1706
01:22:15,188 --> 01:22:18,771
She told me what to wear
and what to say and how to act
1707
01:22:18,854 --> 01:22:20,063
in order to make friends,
1708
01:22:20,813 --> 01:22:22,521
and it worked.
1709
01:22:25,521 --> 01:22:29,313
She instilled confidence in me
when I had none.
1710
01:22:30,688 --> 01:22:32,646
I was just an insecure hater
1711
01:22:32,729 --> 01:22:38,021
who hid in the corner judging all of you
for just being normal teenagers.
1712
01:22:39,438 --> 01:22:43,771
But, I mean, none of us are--
are normal, really.
1713
01:22:44,354 --> 01:22:49,271
We're all flawed and insecure
and beautiful and ugly--
1714
01:22:49,854 --> 01:22:51,563
-You're not ugly.
-Oh, you either.
1715
01:22:51,646 --> 01:22:54,271
I couldn't see that from inside
my closed-minded shell.
1716
01:22:55,688 --> 01:22:56,854
Capri changed that.
1717
01:22:58,063 --> 01:22:59,146
Capri was special.
1718
01:23:00,188 --> 01:23:01,271
And I'm…
1719
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:05,896
Wrap it up.
1720
01:23:06,396 --> 01:23:07,729
…just a freak show.
1721
01:23:08,313 --> 01:23:11,396
-[person 1] Boo! You suck!
-[person 2] What a fake.
1722
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:14,688
Hey, Ghost Cheerleader,
can you, like, turn the music back on?
1723
01:23:14,771 --> 01:23:15,938
All right, posers.
1724
01:23:16,021 --> 01:23:18,479
-Put your mother freakin' hands up! Yeah!
-[all cheer]
1725
01:23:18,563 --> 01:23:22,229
[pop music playing]
1726
01:23:26,104 --> 01:23:27,396
-[cheering]
-Yeah!
1727
01:23:30,771 --> 01:23:32,688
[person] Cannonball!
1728
01:23:33,271 --> 01:23:34,729
[cheering]
1729
01:23:39,604 --> 01:23:41,104
[pop music fades, ends]
1730
01:23:51,313 --> 01:23:52,563
[blows]
1731
01:24:14,313 --> 01:24:15,813
[bell rings]
1732
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:21,479
You'd think the ghost of
a dead cheerleader crashing her own party
1733
01:24:21,563 --> 01:24:22,854
would result in total chaos.
1734
01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:26,271
But people like to find
an explanation for the inexplicable.
1735
01:24:26,354 --> 01:24:29,688
No, I'm telling you, dude,
someone laced the keg with Molly.
1736
01:24:29,771 --> 01:24:31,479
Brody told me.
1737
01:24:31,563 --> 01:24:34,604
But there were magnets attached
to the bottom of the Ouija Board.
1738
01:24:34,688 --> 01:24:36,604
I saw 'em when it flew over my head.
1739
01:24:37,188 --> 01:24:40,438
And others seem to simply ignore
what they cannot understand.
1740
01:24:40,521 --> 01:24:43,271
You missed an epic party, bro.
You hear what happened?
1741
01:24:43,354 --> 01:24:45,604
Coop streaked the crowd
and cannonballed into the pool.
1742
01:24:45,688 --> 01:24:46,813
[jock chuckles]
1743
01:24:48,271 --> 01:24:49,521
[Darby] In the span of a month,
1744
01:24:49,604 --> 01:24:51,063
- I'd gone from…
-[person] It's her!
1745
01:24:51,146 --> 01:24:52,313
…invisible,
1746
01:24:52,979 --> 01:24:54,521
to queen bee,
1747
01:24:55,438 --> 01:24:57,146
to social poison.
1748
01:24:58,854 --> 01:24:59,854
[shutter clicks]
1749
01:25:02,354 --> 01:25:04,063
[person] She totally lost her shit.
1750
01:25:05,229 --> 01:25:08,188
[kitty katxox]
"Oh, my God. That is all Facetune."
1751
01:25:08,271 --> 01:25:11,104
[Taylor] You pretend to see dead people.
Hashtag cancel Darby Harper.
1752
01:25:14,313 --> 01:25:16,771
[Darby] The phrase,
"I wouldn't be caught dead with you"
1753
01:25:16,854 --> 01:25:19,063
has never been more accurate.
1754
01:25:30,646 --> 01:25:32,646
[sighs] It's so weird to admit it now.
1755
01:25:32,729 --> 01:25:34,438
But you're my best--
1756
01:25:36,063 --> 01:25:37,813
My only friend.
1757
01:25:38,479 --> 01:25:41,271
Oh, come on. You don't wanna hurt
Gary's feelings, now, do you?
1758
01:25:41,979 --> 01:25:43,854
[scoffs] You're still here?
1759
01:25:44,521 --> 01:25:45,521
Yeah.
1760
01:25:46,229 --> 01:25:48,271
After you left the party, I realized…
1761
01:25:50,146 --> 01:25:52,104
I shouldn't have forced you
to become someone else
1762
01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:53,854
just so I could have a stupid party.
1763
01:25:55,104 --> 01:25:56,229
Sorry.
1764
01:25:56,313 --> 01:25:58,646
[inhales sharply]
Yeah, it was a pretty stupid party.
1765
01:25:58,729 --> 01:25:59,979
[chuckles]
1766
01:26:01,938 --> 01:26:04,354
But, hey, at least
I got a cool pet out of it.
1767
01:26:05,438 --> 01:26:06,813
-[dove cooing]
-[gasps]
1768
01:26:07,563 --> 01:26:08,854
[Darby] I named it Capricorn.
1769
01:26:10,813 --> 01:26:12,813
God, I can't believe I acted like
1770
01:26:12,896 --> 01:26:15,771
some kind of pathetic
attention-seeking haunter.
1771
01:26:16,938 --> 01:26:18,063
Flying around?
1772
01:26:18,146 --> 01:26:19,604
Scaring high schoolers? Ugh.
1773
01:26:19,688 --> 01:26:20,813
[sighs]
1774
01:26:20,896 --> 01:26:22,563
[Capri] And now James is a mess.
1775
01:26:22,646 --> 01:26:26,229
He sits in front of a Ouija Board all day
and lays out cookies at night.
1776
01:26:26,313 --> 01:26:27,729
Like I'm Santa Claus or something.
1777
01:26:27,813 --> 01:26:28,813
Oh.
1778
01:26:29,521 --> 01:26:30,521
[Capri] Yeah.
1779
01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:33,479
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
1780
01:26:33,563 --> 01:26:35,896
I've totally blown it
with the guy I actually do like.
1781
01:26:35,979 --> 01:26:37,063
Wait, what?
1782
01:26:37,896 --> 01:26:39,646
I never got coffee with the donut.
1783
01:26:40,229 --> 01:26:41,271
Donut?
1784
01:26:41,854 --> 01:26:43,854
The guy you called social suicide.
1785
01:26:43,938 --> 01:26:45,604
Oh, God.
1786
01:26:46,396 --> 01:26:50,479
Don't listen to me,
or Taylor or Bree or Piper.
1787
01:26:51,146 --> 01:26:52,146
We're full of shit.
1788
01:26:53,188 --> 01:26:55,313
You're the one who should decide
who and what you like.
1789
01:26:55,396 --> 01:26:57,479
I'm digging this woke Barbie vibe.
1790
01:26:57,563 --> 01:26:59,271
[chuckles] Thanks. She's new.
1791
01:27:01,104 --> 01:27:02,563
How are you feeling about moving on?
1792
01:27:03,354 --> 01:27:05,813
I'm… [sighs] …so ready.
1793
01:27:06,396 --> 01:27:08,354
I've already confronted my worst fear.
1794
01:27:08,438 --> 01:27:10,563
Being in the same outfit
for more than a week.
1795
01:27:10,646 --> 01:27:12,229
[sighs]
1796
01:27:12,938 --> 01:27:13,938
Anyway,
1797
01:27:15,104 --> 01:27:18,271
I felt pretty terrible about what I said
about your mom the other night.
1798
01:27:18,854 --> 01:27:21,938
And it made me realize
how selfish I've been all these years.
1799
01:27:22,021 --> 01:27:23,771
So I did some asking around.
1800
01:27:24,354 --> 01:27:25,354
And--
1801
01:27:25,438 --> 01:27:26,438
[whooshing]
1802
01:27:27,313 --> 01:27:28,313
[Mom] Hi, Darby.
1803
01:27:30,771 --> 01:27:31,854
[Darby] You did stay.
1804
01:27:33,354 --> 01:27:34,979
-Yes.
-But you never--
1805
01:27:35,063 --> 01:27:36,604
I never wanted to leave you.
1806
01:27:38,021 --> 01:27:39,021
[sighs]
1807
01:27:39,604 --> 01:27:42,563
I tried to move on. But…
1808
01:27:43,188 --> 01:27:45,438
I wanted to make sure that you'd be okay…
1809
01:27:47,188 --> 01:27:49,021
and open up your heart to people again.
1810
01:27:49,104 --> 01:27:50,313
[chuckles]
1811
01:27:51,188 --> 01:27:52,354
Living people.
1812
01:27:52,438 --> 01:27:53,438
[chuckles]
1813
01:27:54,771 --> 01:27:55,771
And you have.
1814
01:27:58,854 --> 01:28:00,604
You were my unfinished business, Darby.
1815
01:28:00,688 --> 01:28:01,688
[sobs]
1816
01:28:04,063 --> 01:28:05,354
[inhales sharply]
1817
01:28:11,271 --> 01:28:14,438
[seagulls calling]
1818
01:28:14,521 --> 01:28:16,354
[Capri] Do you believe in reincarnation?
1819
01:28:17,313 --> 01:28:18,729
I was pretty fortunate in this life,
1820
01:28:18,813 --> 01:28:21,104
so I figure in the next one,
I'll level up and be…
1821
01:28:21,604 --> 01:28:23,813
-the next Meghan Markle or something.
-[chuckles]
1822
01:28:27,271 --> 01:28:31,646
Promise you'll look after James
and let him know that I moved on?
1823
01:28:32,896 --> 01:28:34,021
Yeah, I promise.
1824
01:28:38,938 --> 01:28:41,854
Thank you for forcibly
1825
01:28:43,021 --> 01:28:44,979
and, at times, somewhat violently
1826
01:28:45,646 --> 01:28:47,146
pushing me out of my cocoon.
1827
01:28:47,646 --> 01:28:51,813
You are definitely the coolest,
most special-est person I've ever met.
1828
01:28:53,229 --> 01:28:54,896
Right back at you. Seriously.
1829
01:28:54,979 --> 01:28:56,021
Obviously.
1830
01:28:56,104 --> 01:28:57,688
[chuckles]
1831
01:29:09,063 --> 01:29:10,063
[chuckles]
1832
01:29:14,146 --> 01:29:15,271
[sighs]
1833
01:29:16,271 --> 01:29:17,438
Bye, bitch.
1834
01:29:30,563 --> 01:29:32,479
[Darby] You know,
I don't consider high school
1835
01:29:32,563 --> 01:29:34,188
to be so torturous anymore.
1836
01:29:34,271 --> 01:29:35,271
[James] Hey, Harper.
1837
01:29:35,354 --> 01:29:38,146
My fake boyfriend turned out
to be a real friend.
1838
01:29:38,229 --> 01:29:40,021
-[Darby] Harris.
-Yeah!
1839
01:29:40,104 --> 01:29:41,104
-Whoa!
-[laughs]
1840
01:29:42,313 --> 01:29:43,479
And I stayed in cheer.
1841
01:29:44,104 --> 01:29:47,313
It makes me feel closer
to a couple pretty important people.
1842
01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:53,979
[Gary] Hey, Darby.
1843
01:29:55,688 --> 01:29:56,729
Hey, Gary.
1844
01:29:57,188 --> 01:29:58,229
[Gary] Been a while.
1845
01:29:59,604 --> 01:30:00,604
Uh...
1846
01:30:01,104 --> 01:30:05,021
Listen, I-I wanna apologize
for the way I behaved.
1847
01:30:05,104 --> 01:30:06,771
What are you talking about?
You kidding me?
1848
01:30:06,854 --> 01:30:09,813
Come on. This-- This stuff
can get pretty confusing, right?
1849
01:30:09,896 --> 01:30:11,146
-Yeah.
-[chuckles]
1850
01:30:11,229 --> 01:30:12,729
Hey, by the way, you know.
1851
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:16,604
They took Linda to a hospice.
She doesn't have long.
1852
01:30:17,229 --> 01:30:18,229
Wow.
1853
01:30:18,771 --> 01:30:21,188
-Gary, that's fantastic news. [chuckles]
-I know.
1854
01:30:21,271 --> 01:30:24,854
I know, I know, now we can finally
blow this pop stand, and--
1855
01:30:25,604 --> 01:30:26,604
and be together again.
1856
01:30:29,229 --> 01:30:31,063
-[smacks lips]
-Oh, shoot.
1857
01:30:31,146 --> 01:30:34,688
Um, I feel horrible about never
delivering that message for Mel.
1858
01:30:34,771 --> 01:30:36,521
-Oh.
-Do you know where his son lives?
1859
01:30:36,604 --> 01:30:40,229
That's okay, the, uh,
the donut took care of that.
1860
01:30:40,313 --> 01:30:41,729
-The what?
-The donut.
1861
01:30:41,813 --> 01:30:42,813
What do you--
1862
01:30:42,896 --> 01:30:46,396
-[Alex] Hey, Gary. Looking good.
-[Gary] Thanks. [chuckles]
1863
01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:49,229
-See you.
-[Alex] Take it easy, man.
1864
01:30:49,313 --> 01:30:50,313
[Darby] What?
1865
01:30:50,396 --> 01:30:52,271
Wait, you can see him too?
1866
01:30:53,729 --> 01:30:55,896
-Yeah.
-Why didn't you tell me?
1867
01:30:55,979 --> 01:30:57,188
I tried.
1868
01:30:57,271 --> 01:30:59,188
My first day here
I saw you talking to Gary.
1869
01:30:59,271 --> 01:31:01,396
But not something you just blurt out.
1870
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:05,646
Then I tried to get you someplace private
to tell you, and you didn't show up.
1871
01:31:06,729 --> 01:31:07,729
Right.
1872
01:31:07,813 --> 01:31:09,604
Well, but-- but how?
1873
01:31:09,688 --> 01:31:12,688
I was in a coma last year
after a pretty bad car accident,
1874
01:31:12,771 --> 01:31:14,021
and when I woke up,
1875
01:31:14,104 --> 01:31:16,813
I became really good friends
with the guy in the bed next to me,
1876
01:31:17,313 --> 01:31:19,354
only to realize he had died
two days earlier.
1877
01:31:20,229 --> 01:31:21,188
Wow.
1878
01:31:21,271 --> 01:31:23,896
The head shrinker said it was
a psychotic hallucination.
1879
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,313
-My parents freaked out.
-[scoffs]
1880
01:31:25,396 --> 01:31:26,563
Took me out of school.
1881
01:31:27,646 --> 01:31:30,146
I got so good at pretending
not to see the dead
1882
01:31:30,229 --> 01:31:32,521
that the dead didn't even know
I could see them.
1883
01:31:34,313 --> 01:31:36,354
You know, helping Mel cross over,
1884
01:31:36,438 --> 01:31:41,021
it was like, finally,
this curse felt like it could be a gift.
1885
01:31:42,813 --> 01:31:45,813
Yeah, uh, wow.
1886
01:31:46,771 --> 01:31:48,063
Look, I just need a second.
1887
01:31:49,021 --> 01:31:50,146
I can't believe this.
1888
01:31:50,229 --> 01:31:52,938
I mean, I've never been able
to talk to anyone about this.
1889
01:31:53,438 --> 01:31:56,688
Well, anyone that's living anyway,
except you, but you're not really here.
1890
01:31:56,771 --> 01:31:58,604
You're wherever you are. [chuckles]
1891
01:31:58,688 --> 01:32:00,521
Who are you talk-- Oh.
1892
01:32:02,104 --> 01:32:03,104
Hi. [chuckles]
1893
01:32:03,771 --> 01:32:05,979
Wait, you-- you can see them too?
1894
01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:07,729
Yeah, sure. I see them,
1895
01:32:07,813 --> 01:32:08,979
and I see them.
1896
01:32:11,521 --> 01:32:12,521
And I see you,
1897
01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:15,063
Darby Harper.
1898
01:32:15,146 --> 01:32:16,354
[chuckles]
1899
01:32:17,479 --> 01:32:21,271
Well, I'm reopening my business
and currently taking applications.
1900
01:32:21,354 --> 01:32:24,229
Well, I-I was an assistant manager
at Jamba Juice.
1901
01:32:24,313 --> 01:32:26,104
Wow, impressive.
1902
01:32:26,188 --> 01:32:27,188
Reason for leaving?
1903
01:32:27,271 --> 01:32:29,729
Got committed to a psych ward
for seeing dead people.
1904
01:32:29,813 --> 01:32:31,563
-You're hired.
-It's a date.
1905
01:32:31,646 --> 01:32:32,896
[chuckles]
1906
01:32:34,604 --> 01:32:35,896
[Darby] Oh, G-- [chuckles]
1907
01:32:35,979 --> 01:32:37,063
[laughing]
1908
01:32:37,146 --> 01:32:38,521
That practice killed me.
1909
01:32:38,604 --> 01:32:40,604
[Todd] Yeah, it was brutal. [laughs]
1910
01:32:41,271 --> 01:32:42,646
I got a date with the donut.
1911
01:32:42,729 --> 01:32:43,729
Yeah, you do.
1912
01:32:44,229 --> 01:32:45,729
-Nice.
-That's so sweet.
1913
01:32:45,813 --> 01:32:47,271
-[Todd] Yeah.
-I love you.
1914
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:49,729
[chuckles]
1915
01:32:52,438 --> 01:32:53,438
[sighs]
1916
01:32:58,938 --> 01:32:59,938
[Darby] Hey, what's that?
1917
01:33:00,438 --> 01:33:03,188
That is a light kit for your videos.
1918
01:33:03,271 --> 01:33:04,729
So you can get your glamour on.
1919
01:33:04,813 --> 01:33:09,396
Oh. [chuckles] Thanks, Dad.
You're the best. But…
1920
01:33:10,313 --> 01:33:11,979
Uh, you can return it though.
1921
01:33:12,063 --> 01:33:14,229
-I'm not making those videos anymore.
-Why not?
1922
01:33:14,313 --> 01:33:18,688
Mostly because social media makes us feel
insecure about the way we look
1923
01:33:18,771 --> 01:33:21,896
for the sole purpose of selling us
stuff we don't need. [chuckles]
1924
01:33:21,979 --> 01:33:25,438
Oh, now that
is the Darby Harper that I know.
1925
01:33:25,521 --> 01:33:26,854
-[chuckles]
-[Dad] So,
1926
01:33:26,938 --> 01:33:29,563
are you going out with your friends
for dinner tonight?
1927
01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:35,771
Actually, I was thinking maybe we could
order pizza and share stories.
1928
01:33:40,688 --> 01:33:41,938
[Mom chuckles]
1929
01:33:44,313 --> 01:33:46,229
[Darby] We should do that together.
1930
01:33:46,313 --> 01:33:49,021
[Dad] Mm-hmm. I don't know if I could.
1931
01:33:49,104 --> 01:33:50,563
[Darby] You could.
1932
01:33:52,979 --> 01:33:54,479
Oh, that was before we moved.
1933
01:33:55,104 --> 01:33:56,688
-Yeah.
-That was the best.
1934
01:34:00,729 --> 01:34:02,813
The slide. We should have kept that.
1935
01:34:03,396 --> 01:34:04,729
[speaks indistinctly]
1936
01:34:41,021 --> 01:34:42,938
[sighs] Ah, that was so fun.
1937
01:34:46,854 --> 01:34:47,938
Wait, me too?
1938
01:34:58,229 --> 01:34:59,646
Hey. How are you?
1939
01:34:59,729 --> 01:35:01,229
I'm fine. How are you?
1940
01:35:11,604 --> 01:35:12,729
Get a room.
1941
01:35:14,896 --> 01:35:15,979
[chuckles]

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