SOMETHING FUNNY ONLY 30¢ & * \ No. 62 1S GOING aus. Sx ‘nenet MAZAGINE FREE-EXTRA BONUS SEE BACK COVER #E LAST PAGE FOR DISPLAY PROGRAM ANNOUNCEMENT.“What makes you think I'm for trouble, pardner?"“THE MAGAZINE THAT STARTED FOLKS LAUGHING AGAIN” GIs Courage is a virtue that often disappears in the dentist's chair. —Sylvaster P, Smythe, ROBERT ¢. SPROUL JOE KIERNAN. elie CHARLES FOSTER” production publisher BREN AGAR INES SOHN LANGTON oesce EER WARD DENNY, GEORGE GLADIR. JOE KIERNAN, JAMES GOODWIN, ent REX ALLENGON, MILTON SAUNDERS, ALLAN D ARLENE NEWMAN. prooolredor SYLVESTER. SMYTHE. enor CONTENTS THE STATUS SYMBOL RAT RAC! Or who's got the minklined swimming pool? DER BLACK UND BLUE MAX. Fly high with a CRACKED movie satire ‘THE NUTTY TRAFFIC JAM PICKLE. ACRACKED solution to baffling bumper-to-bumper problems HIP HAPPENINGS........ a 18 Talking pictures BIG BUSINESS OF LITTLE LEAGUE... m4 This old ball game isn't for peanuts! ‘TV TITLES AS INTERPRETED BY FOREIGNERS... 38 Your favorite shows with a strange accent! FUTURE SPECIALIZED BANKS.. Ww (Or monkey business in the me MOTHER GOOSE CONFIDENTIAL 2 A loony lampoon of a kindergarten favori ATT&T BULL SYSTEM. Se The “busy signal” blues jopular CRACKED feature ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS....... ps You can be the most hated person in your neighborhood MERIT BADGES FOR EVERYONE.__. (Or what every good Scout should know GUNS AND GAGS FOR HIRE. Okay, Louie, drop the gun! MAKE MINE WELL DONE! ‘A monstrous occurrence LETTERS PAGE__ NUMBER 62 ‘AUGUST 1967 WHAT'S UP FRON ur Cover Turn the key on a can nowadays, and almost anything ean_pop out, Our famous janitor and enniaou of the ridiculous Syvstr P. Smyth, has opened a vacuum-packed container of the nuttiest nuts that ever left the shel! All this, painted in peanut butter by the Norman Rock- well of the squirel set, John Severin, is brought to you in celebration of "Nuts To You" Week STATUS SYMBOL BLACK UND BLUE RATRACE MAX NUTTY TRAFFIC JAM PICKLE MERIT BADGES FOR EVERYONE MOTHER GOOSE ‘SPECIALIZED BANKS HIP BIG BUSINESS OF HAPPENINGS LITTLE LEAGUEDear Nut People: “Get with the times) Do a story or print a photo of the hottest group in Show biz, the Monkees! If you do, my nine slelfriends and | will buy a whole bunch of CRACKED’s! “dud Rubin Brooklyn, Nv. Let's see now. . » Ten co GRACKED at 200 a copy Is. . « Dear Clods: Your July issue was a gasser! Ever thing init was very funny. Okay! Woul you believe "Snide Guide To Camping” fand "The &4 Sullenpan Show" wore funny? The rest of the mag wes ool, too. Keop making fun of today’s nutty world, and | promise to keep on buying RACKED. John Ammery Northport, N.¥. Thanks for the letter, John. Today's world is truly crazy. 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Ten hours later . . - <1 And then I said te Aunt Martha, “George never lived in Boston, You Call a friend on Sunday, hang up on Monday, and ATT&T get a big bill on Tuesday. Bull System‘THE MODEL MEDAL MUDDLE SECTION: ee N. Your brother hos tee fe recently saw a three-hour movie in which 22 medals. He | re “ rust boo great || opthooterl aif, crude, obsolete objects engaged in aerial : i shorpshooter! ‘combat. We're referring, of course, to the miserable actors; the planes were just fabulous! Here's CRACKED's interpretation of what might have happened if better performers hhad been given a chance to star in. « General, you must get me bck to mein squadron ct vuncel 1 aa. Ve'll award you Worle a You go fight der Blue Max on * for der other “=| I hear dot der Stooges shot | adel down six planes today! von condition.Ringo, don't you see dose ‘enemy planes coming out of der sun? You got a chest vound und it didnt kill you? der most difficult thing pbout vinning your Blue Max? lam Germany's number two rman ven it comes to dogfights! Herr,yousaid you | wonted to toast dor enemy! Vot sun? Vor? A fomily of cowards? Boren von Frankensteint| think von Soupy's Not by @ long shot! ‘ut of ommuniton! Stoy cool, x Fe soupy Tm 30 cool pe Im shivering! Jo, und I'm swearing off schnapps for good! Horr Leuinent Martin, did you see our new plone? You've got a lot of crust! Vy did you join ‘Cause I'm | understand der High Command has fitted our der Air Corps? _ no earthly pon und gadget! Je, und now doce is ust cone problem!fle Hol Hal Ve shot down Baron Jo, but dey have Botmann und his assstont, und [___ dere copes! dey have ne parachutes! | vish | could soy victors! a Levinant Jerry Lewis, | have © good mind to fake eway your commission! dor meaning of your iculous uniform?This ie your te ing heligopter er Dumps ‘wim instead EAT AT JOES- L of Keocl tof So. ye MILE OR TWO AONTHS AHEAD Highway conditions are getting worse and worse. Everywhere one looks, cars are bumper-to-bumper and some are even closer than that! Nowadays, if a person. wants to be a Sunday driver. he has to start out early Thursday. A. chap recently bought a car in a used car lot, and he had to sell it back to the dealer five hours later; he couldn't get the car out on the highway! Knowing beforehand that we'll be ignored, we at CRACKED nevertheless feel compelled to offer these CRACKED suggestions for solving . . - THE NUTTY TRAFFIC JAM PICKLEFor immediate relief, CRACKED suggests . . . Puzzles on billboards to take the driv- ers’ minds off their hopeless situation, “g-a| Movable scenery on the sides of Bil this road give yoined-up chivers Double & triple-decker cars that take up less space on crowded roads. Deer, yu mined | COrs with adjustable hydraulic thet let red htt | wheels that can continue over other cars in lie : EY Wel, whet do you] traffic jams. aia ag leche | mths (ai 7s Te = Folding cars that fold up into their own eee = ee can frunks and become attache cases. toke to the air at any time, [AUTOMOBILES WASHED $1 |VOLKSWAGONS DUNKED 25 t, there's just one thing wrong with the above suggestions. Just as soon as these meas- -ongestion on the highways, more drivers will be tempted to use the roads more often. Ee Re eT ee ae: is that there might not be ANY cars, ‘What the situation calls for are some drastic remedies like... Se i oe | oa : To ae 2444 DRIVERS {| vee youre BA Sn iree oer GIVE HORN SIGNAL WHEN [| APPROACHING YOUR HOME | “Townl AND Becr Witt SHUNT} Super highways that go through skyscrapers g the roads. Super vans fo carry cars between the cities and suburbs. The tri, be to help office workers punch their time clocks on time. Ultimately, to cut down on the time it takes suburbanites to get to work, the cities themselves may have to be moved to the suburbs. Cael NSA Aisa we hae) ANZA TO REALLY ALLEVIATE rae aa OmSUL A OLATE Coty tau AlyTHE CRACKED SOLUTION: EVERYBODY GET A TURTLE! TURTLES DON’T HAVE TO JAM UP ROADS. THEY CAN TRAVEL CROSS-COUNTRY. THEY HAVE} ‘SAFE SPEED! LIMIT.tHs ELIMINATES |A BUILT-IN,| | |MECHANICAL FAILURES| TURTLES NEVER HAVE| THAT CAUSE LONG TIE-UPS IN TRAFFIC. TURTLES TAKE UP THAN CARS.| THREE TUR- TLES CAN EASILY FIT IN A HIGH. WAY LANE THAT CAN ACCOMMO. DATE ONLY ONE CAR. NEVER FUMES. TURTLI OFF AIR- POLLUTING ES TURTLES NEVER HAVE FLATS. Wasn't | smart to get rid of our car? TURTLES Do NoT REQUIRE ANTI-FREEZE IN THE WINTER. GIVE THE BOUNCY GAIT OF TURTLES GIVES THE HARRIED COMMUTER MUCH- NEEDED EXERCISE AND PROLONGS HIS LIFE. Yes, dear! With a turtle, Twon't have 40 worry about your driving #0 fast! Will you be home for dinner on Monday cor Friday night? TURTLES HAVE QUICK REFLEXES AND AVOID THE TYPES OF COLLI- SIONS THAT CAUSE TRAFFIC JAMS. 3NNOY YOUR FRIENDS — wrote irritating commercials pe that are 50 per cent I Late Mov8, Walk your dog on i i = : : i i a 10, Promise her a mink coat and then give her Arpege.MAKE MINE WELL DONE Now we'll let the lightning finish the job. Quickly, Igor! Lower him. Just“Did you hear somebody yell, Last one “| in the swimming holes a rotten egg?” GET ‘EM WHILE THEY'RE FUNNY SECTION: pacman:2a “THe PANS oF AMERICA BRING YOU JE Wis WisticSctonce wessace: | BANKY HANKY-PANKY SECTION: ‘Time was when a bank was « bank was a bank, but-no more! 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(Sup | in status symbols: a Re ‘ swimming pol filed \e wth champagne! Poor Cynthia! he’s the only one in ‘ur crowd who doesn't have a pool | of caviar to go along. with the 1 [ champagne! Yeah! Get me a glass! the main purpote of possessions isto serve as status possessions also happen to perform some usel ce ar provide soos iloaree CRACKED render arent free from ie vce of datus symbole, Everyone knows that « copy of CRACKED marke the awo the leading nut in the nuthouse! THE STATUS SYMBOL RAT RACE A+ 0.0 Shean This is how the status symbol rat race works... — Sa ~ What do Automatic. ile Sahn BR ile youselt jp] danas! Aan has to mooulight no dahwcstor : Pe Roscoe Smith is only 0 84,000-3e0r bank clerk, but he's one of the tcho's fee ofthe rat race «provid. ing that he continues to embeszle his usual $400,000 a year! Jonathan Jefersn i « $30,000-ayear doctor, but he needs handouts from his mother-in-law 40 that he can keep up with his neighbor, J. C. Koolbus. J.C, Koolbux is a $50,000-ryear stockbroker, but he has to donate blood on the sly 40 that he ‘ean keep up with his neighbor, Roscoe Smith.Ti. #1 status symbol is a person's home. But how does one go about making a home reflect one’s “true status?” ‘CRACKED reveals how various individuals solve this problem . . . My daughter's in the ENS - | “suo tate! Jeremiah Jones is a ALUMINUM SIDING newly-established TV — repairman. His house has to tell everyone that 14 os he’s “made it,” so Jones What a coincidence! | goes in for Rashy and Warsinte ie expensive gimmicks. op IT en Saas, AIR-CONDITIONED P ‘DOGHOUSE fe Bie a cimaemianincaidonanaen Is your family “old Yankee,” Mr. Mashuginah? FSM . \ Hantington J. Mashu- ; ny on my fate’ sie! ginah is an old, estab- lished TV repair " His house has to tell "gu Doge ore everyone that he's NOT “nowveau riche,” so Mashuginah goes in for old, phony trappings around his home. Bruce Leland Kowalski is still « student at a TV repairman’s school. Since he’s without any income, poor Brace has to fake it. 28: NAR Myre, are my polo clubs in ‘the bedroom? = Bruce, how many times must tll you to refer ‘to our bedroom as the “sleeping chamber!?” Okay! Are my polo clubs inthe i sleeping chamber? ZF maw Wits bedroom!of... worst thing about the status symbol game is that the ante gets higher and higher SN a People were content to put their names on a simple mailbox, ANG ‘they put Pome mc etl anes ined ; whens sen tena ca LN So what! My dad Only the nobility had family crests, ye 5 Ps Peau g ime hanging ‘ Picasso hanging ‘from our wails! ‘on our walls! om i) roo ea intent on having a family coat of arms. Ssaibashisiiasnpsibirrd ARE THERE NO ALTERNATIVES TO THE STATUS SYMBOL RAT RACE OTHER THAN BANKRUPTCY AND THE POORHOUSE? It wo'e going to the | poortous, nan you to see ‘that we're driven there ina Cadac! | AS A PUBLIC SERVICE g ED MAZAGINE OFFERS A SOLUTION TO THE STATUS SYMBOL DILEMMA. TURN TO NEXT PAGE .Everybody should be able to tell at a glance what everybody ele is earning. ‘This automatically eliminates the need to buy objects one eannot afford. ‘This is how the CRACKED solution ‘would look in practice SOLUTION BE PUT INTO OPERATION? * FOR EACH $1,000 A PERSON EARNS, A STRIPE IS WORN. * FOR EACH $10,000 A PERSON EARNS, A STAR IS WORN. * FOR EACH $100,000 A PERSON EARNS, A DOLLAR SIGN IS. WORN. $20,000. YEAR SALOON KEEPER '$3,000-A-YEAR ‘MAIL CLERK Benefits that will he derived from the CRACKED solution . . . People will be able to ee atc glance who's “puting on the dog.” ys y cicceemecuna hat $2,000 year 7 Whom does he think prongs dee & aa Royce! he's kidaling? Of course, there may be one, slight problem with the CRACKED solution Phony! You wanted the prestige that comes from wearing a star status symbol! 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Se ee one 3, Must be able to identify 250 min- Dene ority groups, including the ESSE ea smallest minority group of all— Yankee fans. ABOMINABLE TASTE PARTY POOPING QUALIFICATIONS: CENA SCo) wo) QUALIFICATIONS: 1, Must make a habit of turning on Pare oe) the TV when the party is at is eee ead high poin copy of Reader's Digest. 2, Must choot c rll of lm at every ae ee ey Any reader of this magazine auto- party and, whenever possible. photo of Ruby Keeler, George matically qualifies! make everybody freeze while errs en ooking for some misplaced 3, Must have seen at least one fin- pioce of camera equipment. Pear ere cece) si N.Y.C. subway qualifies;MORE MERIT BADGES WATER CONSERVATION BACHELORHOOD a Ty we, 4 \y Y iy" CONFORMING TS CUNY | VILLEa) BUN ‘SHOPPE BARGAIN MERCHANDISE HAND! $2.00 Ee. [Netura-looking ruber han. A startling cre effect! IGE CREAM $1.00 Ea, ‘Qcey-Gooey! The perfect practical joe fn heary plastic! 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FEET, oly abylutly “rat Tel [ME Only $3.00 per Pe. ‘your friends you picked itup $3.00 per er tl cla A rd pol RAT IN THE BOX. BLACK WIDOW SPIDER. $1.00 Ee. A real horror, but great fun HORROR HOUSE 108 South Frenlin Avenue Valey Stream Li, NY, 11560 I enclose $.__for: CoaUcK wow sPioce [ALL RUBBER MASKS $5.00 coer MommaLE nan 1 WEREWoUF Cswmuwennean | OMMMROMARS 5 DEVIL nar eos S vaMenne Cl reanensteoes (rani eer lMonmitewowsren wonsTeR [MONSTER FROM ‘MERCURY Name. Addross seedOnce upon a time, kids used to play baseball just for the fun of it. This was before adults moved in and turned a simple pastime into the. . . LIeTrLee LEAGUE BASEBALL BEFORE LITTLE LEAGUE: BASEBALL TODAY: EQUIPMENT : Umpire, throw Boy! Look what I this ball out of 8 : x he found! Tt ain't hardly een used Okay, men, these are the for today's game. T seratch my-noce, is Tim protesting Boy, Tain't gonna thie game, One lide into eecond! iE balb's blown out! How can my men see3 i The parents of these Little Leaguers rt died a eee a ae Se Pe me ill ‘wani te.eerie earl Series is already televised, Prey yer ery is Paerd ere re Pe ee ead eae i, spots fans! i gives anc great please to intr. dice Mickey Margy Pitched to consccative ms you Ps rg PO Sports fans, Lwant you to meet Morris Rogers, who's cur- rently leading the Lengue in homers, Morris, Em sure all the kids would like to know what you eat for breakfast 40 give you all that energy. 1 dreamed pitched « nohiter fn my Modern Fim Jockey Shorts, ) NETWORKS BID FOR RIGHTS TO TITTLE LEAGUE GAMES! i [NG GARTER **** JE WINNER LOTAEEY BADE RUTH LEAGUE EET B. WINNER IN SUPER BOWL!There will even be Little League baseball cards .... LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL STAR #789. Milton “Wrong Way” Kriegel, outhelder, Plain- field Dodgers. Only player in LL. history to hit a home ran that resulted in a triple play. He ran the bases backwards, third to first, passing the ranners who were declared oat. Milton was quoted as say. ing: “All bases look alike!” LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL STAR 3519. Tommy “Tiger” Milhouse, pitcher, Walden Wildcats. Holds record for most ‘games as starting pitcher. Also holds record for most consecutive defeats—13! Father owns Walden Base- ball Uniform Co. Hornrim, did you see the latest rating? The Little League games reached a new low, and the sponsors want out! We'll replace them with quiz game! ‘That's good thinking there, Horurim! ‘That's the way the ball bounces! LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL STAR #306, James “Diamond Jim” Glockenspiel, infielder, Sydney Green Sox. Top base runner in league, Once last a tooth when sliding into second, and found a dime under the base. LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL STAR #464. Erwin “Shorty” Snerd, pinch hitter, Flushing Fal- cons. Record holder for most walks in season (35). Shortest player in Little League (2 ft.,2in.). 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