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DevilRowan 1
DevilRowan 1
DevilRowan 1
[As he reaches the front of the stage, the “lightning” stops and
all the lights go red]
Devil: Ah hello… nice to see you all here. Well, as the more
perceptive of you have probably realized by now, this is hell.
And I am the Devil.
Good evening…. But you can call me Toby if you like. We try
and keep things informal here…. as well as infernal.
[turns to clipboard]
[screaming FX stops]
Thank you.
Looters and Pillagers over here. Um, thieves if you could join
them.. and.. Lawyers you’re in that lot as well.
Hmmm… the French are you here? Yes. If you’d just come
down here with the Germans… I’m sure you’ll have plenty to
talk about.
Well, it’s over to you Adolph. And I’ll catch you all later at the
barbecue.. Bye.