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ROPE - A Whodunnit in Six Chapters by Lloyd Lutara (2022)
ROPE - A Whodunnit in Six Chapters by Lloyd Lutara (2022)
ROPE - A Whodunnit in Six Chapters by Lloyd Lutara (2022)
Lloyd Lutara
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Cast of Characters
EZEKIEL (63): Business Tycoon and Linda’s
Father.
DESMOND (42): Struggling business man and
Linda’s husband.
CONSTANCE (32): Single mother and Linda’s
sister.
OPHELIA (43): Owner of an online escort
service.
BAKRI AKA LIL’ FERDI (33): Struggling musician and
escort.
LINDA (32): Daughter, wife, sister,
client, victim.
CHAPTER ONE
"The Father"
INT. AN OFFICE - DAY
EZEKIEL
Time is running like water and yet I’m in here talking
to you instead of you being out there looking for my
daughter. What else am I going to tell you that I’ve
not already told you? In fact, I should be the one
asking you questions. You think I didn’t hear you over
there whispering amongst yourselves? About how you
found her car in some ditch somewhere? Katwe or Kalerwe
or some such place? Lights and side mirrors missing? No
bag, no phone, no Linda? It’s been three days, it’s
time to look at the facts: No one has contacted me
about a ransom and so the chances of that are very low.
I know you think the kidnappers could be waiting for me
to become desperate but if that’s the case then all
they’ve managed to do is annoy me. And let me tell you,
once I’m annoyed...
(pause)
(MORE) (CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
EZEKIEL (cont’d)
What I’m saying is that I’m a man with many resources
and getting on the wrong side of me would be a mistake.
That’s not a threat, that’s a fact. And so, if it’s not
some fools trying to fool with me that leaves one other
option: The girl got robbed. I always told her not to
move with that car at night. Not that side of town.
When such people see you with such nice things you
might as well be telling them, ’Here, you rob me’.
These are the things I tell that one but she can also
be stubborn when she decides to be. Like with her and
that husband of hers. From the moment I met the boy I
knew he was going to cause problems. You see, I’ve not
gotten to where I am by mistake. I can tell everything
I need to know about a man just by shaking his hand. If
a man’s grip is firm, if he looks you in the eye, if he
holds both your grip and gaze without looking away -
that’s a man you can trust. That’s a man you go into
business with, that’s a man you give your daughter to.
When I shook that boy’s hand though... let’s just say
the boy’s not fit to trust with a shilling. All he does
is take and take and take. Allergic to work, that one.
Like so many of these boys out there. You’ve seen them;
with their pierced ears and colored hair and trousers
two sizes too tight. Who’s going to hire those ones?
And to do what? This is why unemployment is so high.
Why our boys continue to be brain washed by the
internet. Why they think it’s OK to dress and behave
like women. Let me tell you, if these white people
think they can use these back doors to corrupt our
youth then they’ve not yet seen me. You see, this is
why I’m running for MP; to stop this epidemic from
spreading. It’s my duty as a citizen of this nation to
protect our future, as it’s yours. MUSA! "Let’s Make
Uganda Straight Again!" As for those so-called Ugandans
who say that as long as they’re not harming anyone
people should be allowed to do whatever they want, I
hear "love is love"... It is God who will judge them.
(pause)
No, that’s not what I’m saying - it’s like you have
ears but you don’t listen - what I’m saying is that the
concept of hard work is foreign one to him. He may not
be as bad as these ones who are here being suckled on
smartphones but like a lot of these boys of his
generation he thinks that as long as you talk long and
loud enough people will just bend over and give you
what you want. The first time I met that boy, let me
tell you, he talked non-stop for two hours: how he’s
going to do this, how he has a meeting with who, how
he’s flying to where. It’s that mouth of his that
confused that girl. But me? No, no, no - his stories
didn’t fool me. You see, there are two types of men in
(MORE) (CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
EZEKIEL (cont’d)
this world: The kind who will talk and talk until Jesus
comes back but do nothing and those who keep quiet and
all you see is results...
You see, I’m not the kind of man who pleads with you.
If I’ve told you and you refuse to hear me - daughter
or not - I leave you. If you want to do things your way
you do but don’t come crying to me as if I didn’t tell
you. And so after all my warnings the girl still went
ahead and married him. Now, I’m not a man who gambles
but for this one I went and made my bet with God. Five
years, I told him, five years and we’ll see where
they’ll be. But to my daughter I told her, "It’s OK. If
this is the man you have chosen then this is the man
you have chosen." I paid for the wedding, the honeymoon
in Dubai, the shopping in Dubai... everything. The girl
even asked me to give them one of the Najeera flats, I
hear as a wedding gift but that is where I put my foot
down. Let the boy be a man and find them somewhere to
live. Let him at least pay mortgage. Four years and
with all the money I pay him you think he has paid a
shilling? I’m here still waiting for him to do this,
meet who and fly where.
(pause)
I already told you but fine, since you want to insist:
Thursday morning I received a call from my other
daughter Constance, claiming that Linda was missing -
that one also doesn’t listen but that’s another story.
It was almost midday and I’d just arrived in office
from a meeting.
(pause)
It was with some Saudis I’m closing a deal with before
I hand things over and focus on the campaign. These
elections are coming fast and even for a multi-tasker
such as myself, such a task needs a man’s full
attention.
(pause)
Yes, the phone call. She sounded worried but she’s like
her mother, that one: always worrying when there’s
nothing to worry about. A simple headache and she wants
money to scan for a tumor. She thinks I have money for
such useless thing? Let her go take Panadol. Anyway,
she claimed Desmond called her asking whether Linda had
spent the night. Apparently she hadn’t returned home
after fellowship. That one, who once told me I’m proof
there’s no God, now hosts fellowship. We’ll also see
how long that one lasts. But like I said, me I let you
do. Now, I’m not one to point fingers but the boy
calling the morning after and not the night before was
for me red flag number one. Anyway, Conso said Linda
hadn’t slept over. That she left to go home at around
eleven.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
(pause)
Conso stays in one of the Najeera flats. Just after the
bridge. Not too far deep inside. After talking to her I
tried Linda but no answer. I kept trying for one good
hour but nothing. I tried her place of work but they
said she had not reported in. That’s when I called that
husband of hers. I wanted to hear things first hand.
For once the boy had few words. And even those ones I
had to box out of him. You see, I’m a very good judge
of character and in such a situation someone like him
you would have to box to shut him up. It’s happened
before. When trapped like a rat - instead of stopping
to think - all he does is scatter his words around
making no sense.
(pause)
He claimed he hadn’t seen or heard from Linda since
that previous morning and when she failed to come home
tried to call but she wasn’t answering. But even
getting him to tell me that was a battle. For someone
who has so many words to have so few... for me this was
red flag number two.
(pause)
I told Constance to calm down; there was no reason to
worry as yet. It wasn’t a tumor, it was just a
headache. All we needed to do was swallow some Panadol.
And so talked to friends, workmates and other members
of fellowship but when it reached evening and we still
hadn’t reached her - her phone was now off - I made a
decision and I called you people. And so now here we
are: you in here talking to me instead of out there
looking for her.
(pause)
I mean, it’s certainly possible; a man like me will
always have enemies but leverage for what now? My
campaign? I doubt. Yes, there are people who are
unhappy about being shut out of the Saudi deal but none
of them would be stupid enough to think kidnapping my
daughter would do anything. My gut has never once
failed me and what it’s saying now is that boy knows
where my daughter is. Isn’t the culprit usually the
spouse? Now, I won’t deny my bias but I’m also a good
judge of character and that one - there’s something
shady beneath all that talk of his. It’s also not a
secret that the man can be violent. Ask Constance,
she’ll tell you. She’s told me many times how Linda has
run to her scared for her life. Why she runs back is
her business but my question is this: what if this
Wednesday the boy became violent and he went too far?
These are the things you should be pursuing.
(pause)
Fine, since you want to insist on wasting time I’ll
come up with a list of ’people who may wish me harm’
and have my secretary send it to you. Now, is there
(MORE) (CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
EZEKIEL (cont’d)
anything else you need from me or are you going to go
and do your job?
(Ezekiel makes a call on the landline)
Bring the car around front, I’m done here.
FADE TO BLACK.
6.
CHAPTER TWO
"The Husband"
DESMOND (cont’d)
until I finalize a few things. I collect the rent, deal
with any issues the tenants may have and over see the
overall maintenance of the properties.
(pause)
That’s true, she does stay in one of the flats but I
can count the number of times I’ve seen her since she
moved in with that baby of hers. They’re sisters, sure,
but they’re not friends.
(pause)
That’s what he told you? That’s absolute nonsense. In
six years of marriage I’ve only beaten her once...
once! And I didn’t even beat her, I hit her. You can
say what you want but we all know there’s a difference.
Show me a man of that man’s generation who hasn’t put
his woman in her place. In fact, if you can convince me
you haven’t at least been tempted I’ll put the
handcuffs on myself. Don’t pretend you don’t know how
these women can be. And yet he’s there sitting in his
big office pointing fingers as if I’m not the one on
the ground keeping his money flowing.
As for the one time I did discipline her... You have to
understand, I’d just found out I’d lost a deal I’d been
working on for close to six months... six months! If it
had gone through I would have been set for life - you
know how those Saudis have money - and I would have
told that old man to go choke on his shillings.
DESMOND (cont’d)
people look at you as if you’re talking about
genocide... ?
(pause)
It was like any other Wednesday. We woke up, she went
to work and I headed for office because I needed to
first do some small paper work before heading into
town. Since I have nothing to hide I’ll tell you -
before she left for work we had a small argument about
how there were almost no clean clothes yet I’d told her
before. She then started going on about how it’s not
her job to make sure the laundry is done, how if I
wanted clean clothes why didn’t I wash them myself? How
if I thought her entire existence rotated around my
dirty laundry then I had another thing coming and such
nonsense. And so I told her, again very calmly, that if
it’s not her job then whose job is it? And if she
didn’t want to do it let her go and I find someone else
who does. Did she think she was the only woman there
was? There are plenty of women who would love to do my
laundry. I even have some on stand by. Remember that
switch I told you about? That’s when it flipped. Sure,
I was trying to provoke her but that doesn’t make what
I said any less true. Women are many while the men are
few - a man always has options. She then she started
threatening to leave and never come back. And she
thought that was a threat? She leaves and goes where?
She’s lucky I had to leave otherwise I would have shown
her who’s who.
(pause)
No, no, no. Don’t try to twist my words. What I meant
was that if she wanted to leave I would help her pack
her things, carry them out to the car myself and see
how long she lasts.
(pause)
On Wednesdays Linda goes for fellowship at Conso’s and
so I knew she wouldn’t be home until around ten-eleven.
She’d go and complain to those women who have convinced
themselves being married to God is better than being
married to a man since no man will marry them and then
she would come home. As for my day? I visited a few of
the properties then went for a couple meetings. But
before you ask, they were for signing NDA’s so I can’t
tell you that much about them.
(Desmond’s phone rings. He digs it out
of his pocket. On the screen upstage
appears a phone with the caller ID: MAMA
T. He makes a face)
But I thought I told this chick I was...
(Desmond catches himself and silences
the phone)
Sorry. Just a client I’m meant to meet after here. What
was I saying...?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
(pause)
Yes, After the meetings I went back to office, finished
up some paper work and then headed for some party me
and some buddies threw for a friend. You’ve seen the
car I drive, that qualifies me for The Beemer Boys’
Club or BBC. Baker, the guy who’s birthday it was,
drives an X3 so we got a cake made that looked like
one. In fact...
(Desmond picks up his phone, swipes
through it a moment then holds it up to
the audience. On the screen upstage
appears a photo of a car shaped cake)
Chick is good right? If you ever need cake, you know my
number, just call me and I’ll hook you up. Anyway,
around eleven I was about to head home when I got this:
(Desmond swipes through his phone and
again holds it up to the audience. On
the screen upstage appears the following
text message)
From "Lin"
I’m going to spend the night at Conso’s.
Wed 11:07pm
DESMOND (CONT’D)
It’s not the first time and so I was like, "OK, let her
do what she wants." Also since she was sleeping out,
there was no real reason to rush home so I stayed out
until about one.
The next day was business as usual and it wasn’t until
evening - when I still hadn’t heard from her and she
hadn’t come home - that I finally started to wonder
what was up. I called Conso, asked her if she was with
Linda but she said Linda had left for work that morning
and she hadn’t heard from her since. I asked her
whether Linda said anything about going anywhere else
but she said she didn’t.
(Desmond’s phone rings. Once again it’s
MAMA T. He’s obviously aggravated but
instead of silencing it he answers,
slightly turning away from the audience
to give himself a false sense of
privacy.)
(into the phone)
What is it? Why are you calling me as if I don’t
already know? (pause) OK, OK, I’ll send it in a bit.
(pause) thirty minutes. Now please stop calling me.
(Desmond ends the call and turns back to
the audience, his expression and tone
ingratiating.)
(MORE) (CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
CHAPTER THREE
"The Sister"
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM
CONSTANCE (cont’d)
Don’t look at me like that. Why aren’t you answering
any of my questions? I know I’m here to answer yours
but Jesus! Can’t you tell me anything? She’s my sister!
(pause)
Sister, half sister right now what difference does it
make? I know you must have heard how we’ve never been
close but blood is blood. Plus, this past year things
have gotten so much better between us. They say how
when you become a mother you realize how important
family is. When I had Tanya I finally knew what they
meant. Her father’s not really there, much like mine
wasn’t; he paid school fees and made sure I at least
had food but he was never really there, never did more
than he felt obligated to. I was always a niece from a
nonexistent sister, never a daughter and so life was
often hard for me and my mother. She had family but not
really. Having Tanya I Suddenly saw that would be our
lives if I wasn’t careful and so I decided to cultivate
the relationships with my family in a way my mother
never did with hers. Did that mean reaching out to a
sister I never had much of a relationship with and
setting aside all the jealously and bitterness I had
towards her for having all the things I never did?
Sure. Has it been easy? Not at all. Are we the best of
friends? No. But we are sisters. And more than anything
that means being worried and scared for each other.
(pause)
That might be what my father says but I can tell you
right now Desmond doesn’t have anything to do with
this.
(pause)
Because the man’s harmless. Linda has never had to try
to get a man and so she has no idea how to keep a man.
She makes Desmond feel like whether he’s there, whether
he’s not it doesn’t matter. And you know how men long
to be needed. What Linda doesn’t realize is that women
are many, men are few and good men are even fewer and
so if she doesn’t work to keep her man, another woman
will come and take her man.
(pause)
It’s now a book club. Which is really the same thing
isn’t it?
(pause)
Because fellowship’s just a book club where the book of
the month is the same book every month.
(pause)
We read books only by female writers. Some might say
that makes it feminist and maybe it does but seeing as
"feminist" is such a slur to so many people these days
we decided to stick with "fellowship."
(pause)
Linda came for about a month. We may read books in book
club but as "feminist" as it may sound, it’s really
about building sisterhood. It was obvious to everyone
she wasn’t doing OK. It took a couple of Wednesday’s -
it usually does - but Linda eventually opened up and
told us what was going on. She wasn’t happy. She’d been
married three years and was starting to think it was a
mistake. She’d just gotten a promotion but -
(pause)
All I know is that it’s the same firm that handles all
of her father’s contracts. Yes, he might have helped
her get the job but she’s worked hard to keep it. Now,
if only she worked that hard with Desmond... Anyway,
she said it’s like a third more money but because of
how unhappy she is she can’t even enjoy it.
(pause)
She said didn’t love Desmond anymore. He was lazy and
unmotivated. She talked about how when they met he made
all these promises and how he’s fulfilled absolutely
none of them and how it was now obvious that he never
would. She claimed her father had warned her about
Desmond but she didn’t want to listen. How she thought
she knew better. And now look, she’s wound up exactly
where he said she would. I know Desmond to be the exact
opposite of everything she said but he was her husband
not mine and if she was unhappy who was I to say
anything? She said it was one fight after the next and
they hadn’t had sex months. She thought Desmond might
be having an affair but there was no way for her to
tell and she was too afraid to ask.
(pause)
But even if he was why would I know about it? We barely
talk to each other. Plus, would it really be out of his
rights? In any case, Linda claimed she felt like a cat
in heat. And so we asked her: why didn’t she do
anything about it? After a little pushing she finally
told us she’d thought about it but she was too scared.
Not because she thought God would strike her down or
anything like that but because she’d only ever been
with one man - Desmond. Which was even more of a reason
as far as we were concerned. Plus, if Desmond could
have an affair why couldn’t she?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 15.
CHAPTER FOUR
"Mr. Sula"
OPHELIA
I’ll be honest, I’m actually impressed. Most people,
they talk to Sula and that’s the end. They block the
site, close the page and threaten Sula with prison.
He’s been to prison so many times that prison doesn’t
scare him anymore and so a few days later he opens
another page, the whatsapp group was never closed and
so life moves on. But now see, here you are - you
actually took the time to follow the money. What’s so
different this time? Is it because of who her father
is? How much did he pay you? One month’s rent? Two?
Whatever he did use some of it to invest in a good pair
of shoes. Shoes say a lot about a man. I always looked
at two things when it came to a client; his shoes and
his belt. Those two things never lie. Never trust
phones. Anyone can get an iphone these days. Me, I
learnt the hard way. It’s what I tell my girls and boys
so they don’t have to. That and to always get paid
before, never after. Afterwards a client can come up
with all sorts of excuses and then what?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 17.
(pause)
I did. And then?
(pause)
From when I got these (re: her breasts). Even before.
But fifteen years is a long time. It’s not something
you do forever. My mother tried but the Devil finally
found her, leaving me and my brother to suffer for
ourselves. (re: to a look she gets) You judge as if
life has never shown you things. We had to eat and so
me I did what I had to do.
(pause)
Father? Don’t act as if you don’t know how these men
enjoy spraying their things everywhere but tell them to
clean up afterwards and they don’t want to know. Me, I
learnt how to twist arms from when I was very young so
when I found mine I twisted until he released some
shillings and I expanded my business.
(pause)
Exploitation how? My boys and girls are not like me,
for them they chose. They can leave any time they want,
no one is keeping them here.
(pause)
Money is money and let us be honest, the money I make
is probably made more honestly than most of the people
out there make theirs.
(pause)
I was against using mobile money for a long time but
Sula insisted for so long that I finally said, "OK
fine, we try." I won’t lie, it sorts out a lot of
payment issues but then trail it leaves is also what
got me here. But as impressed as I am let’s not forget
that I’m only here as a courtesy. You know who some of
my clients are and if at any point I feel like that
courtesy’s not being returned one call and I can make
your lives very difficult. You get me?
(BEAT.)
I’ll take your silence as agreement but just so we’re
clear: I don’t give out staff or client information.
You can do what you want but that’s not going to
change.
(Ophelia’s phone rings. The screen
upstage show the Caller ID to be SULA.
She answers it)
(in Luganda)
What is it? (pause) I thought I told you to call
Claudette. (pause) Then keep trying until she does.
(pause) Then use yours and she’ll replace it. (pause)
You wanted more responsibility, you have it, now figure
it out.
(Ophelia ends the call)
Why do people act as if they don’t have brains of their
own? And don’t waste your time - Claudette’s not her
real name. None of my kids use their real names.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 18.
(pause)
Now you’re resulting to threats? For what now? I can
make threats of my own. One call and that’s it. Is that
what you want? You might think my threats are empty but
you know the people we’re dealing with and these people
are very paranoid. Especially now with these elections
just around the corner. You might want to ask yourself
whether what you want from me is really what you want.
If I was you, you know what I would do? I would leave
right now, write my report where I say she was very
cooperative but knew nothing about the inner workings
of the business and how Mr. Sula is the one you need to
be talking to. How he’s the one who handles the day to
day and all she does is count the money. You see, I’m
even writing your report for you.
(Ophelia’s phone rings again. It’s Sula,
again. She answers. In Luganda again.)
What is it? (pause) And you’re telling me this why?
(pause) And you really thought I was going to take time
out of my day to fix your mistake? Go and fix it
yourself.
(Ophelia ends the call, turns her
attention back to the audience.)
Are we done here or do I have to make that call?
(pause)
OK. Don’t say I didn’t warn you...
(Ophelia makes a show of scrolling and
making a call as she sings a little tune
to herself)
Hello? (pause) Yes, I know and I’m so sorry to disturb
you but I have a small issue. (pause) These people are
insisting I give up information concerning a client and
the person who attends to them. I’ve told them this is
privileged information and if they keep pushing they’ll
lose the privilege of their jobs. (Pause) You want me
to what? (Pause) But I thought we - (pause) Yes...
yes... I understand but -
(the person on the other end ends the
call. Ophelia is stunned and takes a
moment to get her bearings)
I don’t know what god you pray to but it seems today
he’s heard you. I’ll tell you what you want to know.
Not because you’ve asked me to but because someone else
has.
(pause)
There are plenty of reasons why a woman would pay for
sex. But really, why does anyone pay for sex? Why do
you? The reasons are so many I could sit here listing
them the whole day and I still wouldn’t be done but if
I was to guess... for her it was boredom. She had that
look. I’ve seen it so many times that I’m surprised
when I don’t see it. People like to deny it but having
sex with a stranger is exciting. You can become a
different person, do things with them and have them do
the things to you you’d be too embarrassed to do
otherwise. Sometimes it’s just the desire to feel
desired. It’s not real but in that moment it feels
real. When you have a repeat customer with the same
provider though, it can be very tricky. People can
catch feelings. They forget this person is doing it
because they’re paid to, not because they want to. And
sometimes - not a lot - but sometimes the feeling is
returned. The two start planning a new life together.
She has money and he could do what he really wants to
do. For Bakri that’s making music. He calls himself
"Lil Ferdi". Mbu he’s saving up money to pay for his
album. She’d probably promise him she would pay for it.
I’m not saying that’s what happened but the signs were
all there - the way he would talk about how unhappy she
was. How if he had a woman like that how he would take
care of her. This is a boy who likes saying how when he
gets that deal it he’ll come back and take care of me.
Which is absolute nonsense but let the boy dream if he
wants to dream.
Now, no one has heard from either of them in days -
aren’t you the people who say there’s no such thing as
coincidence?
(swipes through her phone)
I’ll give you his number but if he won’t answer my
calls what makes you think he’ll answer yours? Anyway,
here it is. 0786-534624. Uh huh, what else? Nothing?
Then let me go - money won’t make itself.
CHAPTER FIVE
"Lil’ Ferdi"
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 21.
FADE TO BLACK.
24.
FINAL CHAPTER
"Linda"
I mobile monied him his money, paid for our drinks and
left. I don’t know where he went after that.
I knew Desmond probably wouldn’t be back yet but I
still went straight home. He wasn’t and so I waited. I
just hoped he wasn’t drunk when he did come...
LINDA
He... he was convinced that if he let me go I would go
running to my father and so he kept me there. They say
that if it wasn’t for Pesh I probably still would be...
there. Apparently her mother had gotten worse and she
came to pick the rest of her things. She found me; tied
to the bed, unconscious. When I woke up I was in the
hospital.
Linda sighs - a deep in and out and looks down at
her hands in her lap, rubbing at the ligature
marks on each wrist - she’s done.
BEAT.
She looks back up at us.
LINDA (CONT’D)
But what’s there to clarify? The man beat me and held
me prisoner for almost a week. I have no reason to lie.
(pause)
It’s Fine. Ask your questions.
(pause)
(caught off guard)
He’s... he’s lying. He must have sent that message to
himself using my phone after tying me up because I
didn’t send that message.
(pause)
(starts to fidget again)
I don’t know but that’s what they told me. Maybe he
moved me while I was unconscious. All I know is that
when I woke up I was in the hospital.
(pause)
(Linda looks down at her hands in her
lap)
I mean... yes, technically I did fire her but...
(Linda sips at her tea, shifts
uncomfortably in her seat)
(long beat)
OK... What if I did lie but only a little, what would
that mean? Would I be in trouble?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 27.
EZEKIEL
Everything OK here?
LINDA
(with a plastic smile)
Everything’s... everything’s fine. They were just
asking me a few follow up questions but were just
saying how they’ve gotten everything they need and were
just about to leave, isn’t that right?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 30.