ODE TO FROG SODOMY

by Richard Shagnasty
Frog sodomy, you inspire me to write.
I love the way you leaping and croaking,
Invading my mind day and through the
Night,
Always dreaming about the green
Choking.
Let me compare you to a sanctuary?
You are moe bumpy, crumpy and slimy.
Ice bites the debris of february
And wintertime has the dumpy jaime.
How do i love you? Let me count the
Ways.
I love you army of frog and tadpols.
Thinking of your clean bum holes fills mu
Days.
My love for you is the frupmy ecole.
Now I must away with a gimpy heart,
Remember my keen words whilst were apart.