The 5 Most Common Texts

From Girls (And How To

Respond )
by Hans Dix on August 25, 2014

So if you’ve successfully gathered your balls and been making your approaches so
far this semester, or even just hit a few parties, you’ve probably gathered a few
numbers at this point.  Even though I reviewed general texting principles in MY
BOOK, you might be wondering how exactly you can bring your all around text game
skill to the next level.
Well, your boy Hans always knows the way.
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who go about it completely the wrong way.  This book is here to change that, loaded
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In the spirit of college starting, Christian is hooking you guys up with a hard hitting
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As any seasoned player knows, after you date a significant amount of girls, you’ll find
that their text messages start to all sound like they’re coming from the same girl. In
other words, it’ll appear they’re following a script. As girls get increasingly more
attention, simply for being girls, then they have less motivation to put effort into being
original. You of course, can feel free to call them out on their trite responses, as I will
show you right now.
Below are very common texts that you will receive from girls, guaranteed. Remember
what the key component of Text Game is? Holding Frame. The moment you start
jumping at her demands and playing into her Frame through text, is the moment
you’re dead in the water and the interaction will stop at texting.
Remember, there is a difference between answering a question like a normal human
being and being annoying. Deflect enough questions and it will be harder to build
comfort. Answer too many questions straight and you will fall into the average male
texter group. Practice will teach you the right balance, but when in doubt, always
always always choose to not be boring.
NOTE: The lack of punctuation is INTENTIONAL. Each text response written in here
is exactly how you should text it. If you’re a grammar nazi and feel the need to use
proper grammar, feel free, but the results may not be the same.
1. “So…you must have a lot of girls huh?”
This is a shit test. Sample responses:
You: “i’m only dating 42 girls now, but I may make you 43” (Agree + Amplifying)
You: “nah. I’m actually a monk and a virgin” (Obvious sarcasm leaves her wondering)
You: “who is this?” (Great comeback which ‘answers’ her question + gets her mind
reeling)
You: “k” (A brush off that you know where she’s going with it and you could care less)
You: “between my 2 wives and 3 Gfs I’d say so” (Obvious sarcasm that is a classic)
You: “can’t keep em away. Angeline Jolie is calling me BRB” (More playful sarcasm)
The key with these responses is that you don’t actually respond in a logical manner.
If you go beta and start explaining that she’s ‘special’ and you don’t really date, you’ll
cause her to lose attraction for you in a millisecond. Keep it light, playful and allow
her imagination to do most of the work. Girls know when a guy has options and are
drawn to men like that, but in the beginning you don’t have to remind them blatantly.
Lightly hinting at it is effective enough.
2. “So what do you do for fun?”
One of the most retarded questions but inevitable. Sample responses:
You: “when i’m not conquering the world or saving damsels in distress…” (The
phrase ‘saving damsels in distress’ does not sound like a White Knight phrase, it
conjures up thoughts of other girls being in your life and that you’re living an exciting
adventurous life)
You: “sex” (This simple blunt response is a quick escalation into sexual conversation.
She will either bite or not. If she does quickly then her interest level is high)
You: “rob banks” (Clearly a dry joke that lets off a slight ‘bad-boy’ image.)
You: “have u come over and drink this bottle of wine w/me” (Another quick escalation
text that will gauge her interest quickly. This text is obviously dependent on what time
of day she texts you)
You: “yawn” (The ‘Yawn’ text response is one of my favorites and very effective. It
essentially sets the tone that she’s being boring and to step up her ‘game’. Girls will
often rise to the challenge and drop the stale questions for something more exciting)
3. “So when are you taking me to dinner?”
This is a big shit test trying to determine if you’re a Beta Provider or a Alpha Male she
wants to sleep with immediately). Sample responses:
You: “right after you cook” (Re-sets the Frame so that she must please you and not
you please her)
You: “I’m on a 30 day liquid diet. Vodka and whiskey” (A lighter playful deflection that
puts the thought of drinking together in her mind. If you’re wanting quick sex than it’s
key to be thought of as the Good-Time-Guy and not the Provider-Boyfriend Role.)
You: “when my food stamps card renews” (NOTE: Only use if it’s OBVIOUS that you
are well to do financially, or otherwise it’s not funny and the humor will go over her
head. If you have money and say this, then it’s humorous)
You: “Salvation Army has free meals every night at 7p. Lemme kno how it is” (This is
a harsher reply that can work when her attraction to you is high. It’s obvious that
you’re not going to be a meal ticket and she can decide if she’s going to continue
talking with you or not. This is an excellent way to weed out the gold-diggers from the
girls DTF)
You: “dinner? Havent even seen u naked yet doll” (A Re-Frame laying down the law
in a playful manner, that she isn’t getting dinner until you’ve sampled the ‘goods’ first)
You: “Cooking dinner in a couple hours. Come over.” (If you want to get the girl to
your pad and you’re already cooking dinner, then there’s nothing wrong with having
her come over to eat. Have some wine, cook, eat and then see where the evening
goes.)
4. “I don’t have sex on the first date, just so you know!”
Sample responses:
You: “good. I treasure my virginity” (The more of a rascal that you appear, the better
this goes over. Treating her like a bratty sister is the key to handling a live-wire like
this text that girls send when their hamster is spinning at warp speed. Let me tell you,
when a girl brings up sex, whether about having it with you, or NOT having it, the
reality is, is that sex is on her mind and specifically sex with you. That’s good. The
key is to play it cool, smooth and non-needy.)
You: “its clear where ur mind is doll” (Blame-Shift: you’re softly letting her know that
you know what she’s thinking but in a playful way. You don’t want to appear that
you’re passing judgment on her at all.)
You: “woah there. I dont have sex until 25 dates in” (Another obvious joke but said in
a way that is almost slightly condescending towards her ‘prudish’ attitude towards
sex. Makes you appear to be the ‘victim’ of her sexuality and not you being the
pursuer of it.)
You: “good im too tired to fuck anyway. Long night” (This is a great one, because
she’ll wonder what you were doing the night before etc)
You: “same. Haven’t decided yet about you” (This one is brilliant because it instantly
Re-Frames and causes her to doubt her attractiveness and whether she is sexually
appealing to you. Now she feels the need to get validation and will generally
sexualize the date first in order to feel better about herself)
5. “So what do you want from me?”
This can be a shit test’ or not, depending on her interest level in you. Either way treat
it as one. Sample Responses:
You: “constant devotion and $100k” (If she’s actually wealthy than skip this response.
Wealthy people tend to be sensitive to any type of jokes regarding giving a ‘stranger’
money. If she’s of average income or below, then this is humorous and lightens the
mood from her serious question)
You: “just your soul baby your soul” (Again, funny and mocks her seriousness)
You: “your legs in the air” (If you have built the proper comfort than this is funny and
sexual at the same time)
You: “on ur knees and mouth wide open” (Again, funny and sexual)
You: “come over and I’ll figure it out” (This is a bold move, but executed properly can
be effective in getting her to come over quickly.)
Good luck trying these out and remember, text game is just that, a game. Have fun
with it!
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