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— LUKE # IANWE WROTE THIS SONG 3 YEARS AGO, THIS SONG IS ABOUT A GIG WE PLAYED AT “THE DRAKE HOTEL”
I TORONTO, BACK IN 2017. IT WAS SHORTLY AFTER OUR BAND HAD STARTED TO POP ON SPOTIFY. WE
WERE VERY ANKIOUS FOR THIS SHOW AS IT WAS GOING TO BE OWE CF OUR FIRST PERFORMANCES
WHERE WE WOULD BE Iti FRONT OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE THAT HAD DISCOVERED US THROUGH THE
INTERNET. WE FELT ALOT OF PRESSURE, AND INTENDED TO WIPRESS,
HOWEVER, SHORTLY BEFORE WE WENT UP TO PLAY, THINGS ENDED UP TAKING A VERY UNFORTUNATE
TURN. AS WE NERVOUSLY WATCHED THE CROWD SPILL ONTO THE VENUE FLOOR FROM OUTSICE, A
FAMILIAR GROUP CAUGHT OUR EVE
IT WAS “THE BOYS”
|DONT MEAN THE COOL INDEPENDENT ROCK EP “THE BOYS"
IMEAN THE SMALLTOWN, HOCKEY PLAYING, BALLCAP WEARING, ASSHOLE VERSION OF THE BOYS.
THE KIND OF “THE BOYS” THAT HAD MADE US FEEL EMBARRASSED ABOUT OUR LOVE OF MUSIC IN
HIGHSCHOOL,
THE KiNiD OF “THE BOYS” THAT WE TRIED TO ESCAPE THROUGH THIS BAND.
THE KIND OF “THE BOYS” WE HAD WRITTEN AN ENTIRE EP ABOUT.
ANO THERE WAS ONE PARTICULAR GUY IN THE GROUP THAT REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MY HEAD.
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MY HIGHSCHOOL BULLY,
APPARENTLY Hild AND HIS FRIENDS HAD HEARD ABOUT OUR BANDS MODERATE SUCCESS AND DECIDED
‘TO COME TO THE GIG AND BUDDY UP NOW THAT OUR MUSIC WAS COOL. THIS RUINED EVERYTHING,
HONESTLY. IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST SHOWS WE EVER PLAYED.
| HAVE A VIVID MEMORY OF PLAYING HOMETOWN THAT WIGHT. SINGING THE SECOND VERSE LINES.
“SOMEHOW THEY MAKE IT TO ALL OF MY SHOWS, NOW WHERE CAN! GO?” AND WATCHING THIS
HORRIBLY CARTOONISH SCENE UNFOLD:
AS SOME KIDS DECIDED TO START A MOSH PIT, “REDACTED™ (HAVING NEVER BEEN TO & ROCK SHOW
BEFORE) THOUGHT THE PLAYFUL SHOULDER BUMPING WAS ACTUALLY 6 MDIVIOUAL PEOPLE ALL
“TRYING TO FIGHT HiMt AT ONCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR,
WITH ABER IM ONE HAND, HE USED THE OTHER TO PUT ONE OF OUR BEST FRIENDS ON THE GROUND
WA CHOKEHOLD. WE WATCHED FROM THE STAGE. WE FELT POWERLESS. WE ACTUALLY KEPT PLAYING
‘AS MORE FRIENDS RUSHED IN AND TRIED TO CALM THE S*TUATION. IT FUCKING SUCKED.
SOAMYWAYS, THIS SONG IS ABOUT THAT NIGHT AT THE DRAKE. IT'S ABOUT ASSHOLES FROM OUR
HOMETOWN. IT'S ABOUT NEVER STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF. AND IT'S ABOUT LOCKING FORWARD TO
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