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One of Those Mothers - Megan Nicol Reed
One of Those Mothers - Megan Nicol Reed
One of Those Mothers - Megan Nicol Reed
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October
Friday
The only thing worse than the school holidays was a mother who claimed
she couldn’t wait for them to start. Christ. Bridget took in the sea of chaos
that had engulfed her lounge: empty Kinder Surprise wrappers and sticky
PlayStation controllers all tangled up in a forsaken blanket fortress.
‘This place is a pigsty.’
She was sure she’d spoken aloud, but there was no response from Jackson
and Abigail, who were marooned like two small, useless boats upon the
debris-strewn shores of the couch, necks tilted unnaturally forward, eyes
rooted to their laps.
Who in their right mind enjoyed having to entertain their children for
days on end? No, either those mothers were lying or they were deluded.
The first time a woman said it to her, Bridget thought she was joking. The
second time she’d wondered if it was this weird kind of one-upmanship.
Look at me. Look at what a dedicated mother I am. Really, Bridget suspected,
it was some sort of self-seeking validation. Of justifying their existence,
the choice they’d made to be stay-at-home mums. Because, let’s face it, no
working mother ever declared herself excited at the prospect of juggling
childcare with the rest of her commitments.
‘We’re just shattered,’ they’d say. ‘We really need a break.’ A break from
what? Bridget always wanted to ask. The gym? Your coffee catch-ups?
Sometimes they’d elaborate; say what they were really craving was a break
God, how long had Jackson and Abigail been on those bloody devices? She
looked at the microwave. It wasn’t even ten-thirty a.m.; they must have
already clocked up three hours.
‘Okay, screen time’s over.’
It was an addiction, she wasn’t a fool. And she knew she enabled it,
was practically their dealer. It was convenient, that was the trouble. Actual
babysitters cost money and didn’t clean up after themselves. With screens,
though, you knew where your kids were and there was no need to supervise
or, worse, participate.
Bridget always envisioned the holidays as a time of great productivity,
the children making collages with autumn leaves while she sorted out the
linen cupboard. But here they were, holidays almost over, with nothing to
show for themselves apart from a bunch of playdates and a big fat mess. A
familiar wave of guilt washed over her.
‘Right,’ she clapped her hands. ‘What are we going to do today? Any
ideas? How about the museum?’
Jackson groaned. ‘Do we have to?’
‘No, but we’re doing something and, whatever it is, it doesn’t involve a
screen. In fact, turn them off right now.’
She pulled back the curtains. It was another crappy day. Dull and damp.
At least when it properly rained you could legitimately stay inside; light
the fire, make scones, play Last Card. This, though, this endless greyness
was like living under a constant threat. You felt obliged to leave the house
because it wasn’t raining, yet when you did, all you could think about was
the fact it might piss down on you at any moment.
‘Off! Off now! I mean it. Abigail. Jackson. Could you just do what I ask
for once?’
Abigail slowly put down her iPad. Jackson reluctantly brought his eyes
up to meet hers; his finger hovering, itching to shoot more bad guys. Bad
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‘Have you got your socks?’ Bridget asked, pulling into the desolate
industrial estate.
Where the Good Times Begin! announced the sign in garish green.
‘Abigail,’ she groaned, glimpsing her daughter’s sheepish face in the
rear-vision mirror. ‘You’re going to have to pay for a new pair out of next
week’s pocket money.’
‘Okay.’
Bridget couldn’t stand losing things. Forgetting stuff. She was constantly
doing a mental inventory, discreetly running her hand through her bag.
Phone? Wallet? Keys? But Abigail couldn’t care less. ‘Have we spoiled her?’
she sometimes asked Greg. ‘Raised her with a sense of entitlement?’
‘Probably,’ he’d say cheerfully. Greg didn’t do guilt.
‘Can you video us, Mum? Please.’
‘Can you get me doing a round-off in slow-motion?’
‘Love to.’
Bridget sighed; she’d been anticipating finding a quiet corner with the
paper and one of the terrible coffees they served here.
‘Mum, you missed it.’
‘Over here, Mum. Look at me. Take a picture and send it to Dad.’
She didn’t get it. She’d always loathed having her photograph taken;
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Bridget’s throat caught. Point Heed: lovely, leafy Point Heed. Her
neighbourhood.
It was only in the briefs. Insulting, almost. Someone, somewhere,
must have decided that was the extent of its newsworthiness. But there
it was. Two paltry lines sitting below a missing fisherman and above an
overturned milk tanker. There was a correction in there, too, languishing
at the foot of the narrow column. Something the newspaper had screwed
up the previous week. Bridget wondered if anyone would read their
mea culpa. Whether the paper even cared. Probably not. They were only
covering their arses. She’d been told once the real stories of the day were
buried in the briefs. You just needed to know where to look.
Porn. As teenagers she and her friends would sometimes hang round
the entrance to the X-rated room at the local video store. They’d snigger at
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