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Published by BS Central
515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230
406-228-4558 • fax: 406-228-4578
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Marksman
By Frank & Lin Vargo
As a young boy growing
up in rural Ohio I had always
read of the shooting exploits
of the men and women of
my era in many outdoor
magazines. Sharp shooters
like Tom Parsons, Adolph
(Ad) Topperwein and his wife
“Plinky” and fellow Ohioans
Annie Oakley, and of course,
Tom Frye.
However I had never seen a
shooting exhibition before so it
was an extra special day for me
when visiting family in Billings,
Montana and I happened to
glance through the newspaper
and saw the advertisement
saying that there was going to
be a shooting exhibition put on
by none other than Tom Frye
at a local sporting goods store
(Gibson’s) at 10:00 O’Clock
AM, today.
Well, I looked at the clock
and it was well past that time but
my wife and I decided to go any
way, besides it was only about a
mile or so from the house and it
was a sporting goods store so it
was not a total loss.
continued on page 4
Services for Roger Wagner
Roger Wagner, 80,
of Nashua, passed away
Tuesday, January 31, 2023.
A Vigil Service will be
held at Bell Mortuary the
evening of Friday, February
Conceived and written by Andy Meyers 17, 2023 at 6:30 p.m. The
FPFAC’s Winter Reading Performance funeral service, held at St.
at the Fort Peck Hotel Raphael’s Catholic Church,
Sat., Feb. 18 • 6:30 PM will be Saturday, February
Sun., Feb. 19 • 3:00 PM 18, 2023 at 10:00 a.m. Burial
General Admission $10 • Limited Seating
Go online for more info. and purchase your ticket will be at the Nashua cemetery.
www.fortpecktheatre.org or call 406-228-9216 A Luncheon at the Nashua Senior Citizens
Major cool-down Center will follow. Online condolences may be left at
bellmortuarymontana.com
rolling in
Monday night
Lutefisk Dinner scheduled
Lutefisk at First Lutheran Church in Glasgow is
being served on Sunday, March 5, from 11:00 to 1:30
Today: Mostly sunny, with a high near 37. pm. Menu includes Lutefisk, meatballs, mashed potatoes
Tonight: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 17. Northwest and gravy, coleslaw, lefse and orange sherbet for dessert.
wind 5 to 7 mph becoming calm after midnight. Tickets will be sold at the door, adults $20, students
Saturday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 36. Light and $10 and children under 6 are free. We look forward to
variable wind becoming west 9 to 14 mph in the afternoon. seeing you for some good food and fellowship at First
Saturday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow before 11pm. Lutheran Church, 641 2nd Ave. N., Glasgow, Montana.
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 17. Northwest wind 13 Proceeds from this event will go towards a handicap
to 15 mph.
bathroom. Supplemental funding provided by Thrivent.
Sunday: A slight chance of snow between 11am and 5pm,
then a chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 34.
Northwest wind 7 to 14 mph becoming south southwest in
the morning. Winds could gust as high as 20 mph.
Sunday Night: A chance of rain before 8pm, then a chance
of snow. Cloudy, with a low around 24. West northwest
wind 11 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 26 mph. Chance
of precipitation is 40%. New snow accumulation of less
than a half inch possible.
Washington’s Birthday: A 40 percent chance of snow.
Cloudy, with a high near 33. Northwest wind 16 to 18
mph, with gusts as high as 28 mph. Little or no snow
accumulation expected.
Monday Night: A 40 percent chance of snow. Cloudy, with
a low around 4.
Tuesday: A 40 percent chance of snow. Mostly cloudy,
with a high near 11.
Tuesday Night: A 30 percent chance of snow, mainly
before 11pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around -6. . Still hanging out
Wednesday: A 30 percent chance of snow. Mostly cloudy, Madison Bunk got this photo of a mama moose
with a high near 2. and her calf around 6th Avenue South, proving
Thursday: A chance of snow. Mostly cloudy and cold, with that they’re still hanging around and enjoying their
a high near -2. stay in The Middle of Nowhere!
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HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is seeking proposals for a for the membership, setting up new accounts, and some back-office
qualified contractor to replace damaged sidewalks and build new 3 ft duties. Position may require some travel between the Fort Peck office
long downspout splash guards for every unit Located on Skyline Drive and the Branch office in Glasgow. Wage DOE. APPLICATIONS CAN
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Tom Frye continued
We pulled into the parking lot and
walked toward the side entrance of
the store and as expected the shooting
exhibition was pretty much over, with a
few stragglers picking up spent .22 short
shell casings.
We neared the door to the store
there was an roguishly handsome
gentleman sitting on an old wooden
Remington Cartridge box that was
inverted so as to make a seat. The
gentleman was under a large cowboy
hat and he looked up at me and said:
“Did you come for the shoot”?
I acknowledged that we had.
“Well, as you can see, you’re a bit
late, but not to worry, there will be
another show, up in the Heights, at 2:00
PM if you have a mind to come, my
name is Tom”, he said, and he extended
his hand.
Yep it was Tom Frye in the flesh and
he was shaking my hand. He was wearing
a Turquoise shirt that had shooting
patches on both sleeves, a western bola
around his neck and Levi blue jeans.
He had on cowboy boots with a piece
of duct tape on the left toe of the boot.
Mr. Frye was sitting comfortably on that In 1959, champion Tom Frye of Remington Arms Company broke Ad
ammunition box but he was attached to Topperwein’s aerial shooting record for shooting 2¼ inch cubes of
an oxygen tank. wood thrown into the air. He managed to hit 100,004 of the 100,010
I introduced my wife and he stood wooden blocks - using several Remington Nylon 66 semi-automatic .22
up in a gentlemanly manner and shook Long Rifle rifles - over a period of 14 straight days. However, although
the same size of target was used, the comparison to Topperwein’s
her hand. He sat back down on that old
record is disputed because of the test conditions. Firstly the shooting
ammunition box and began rooting was undertaken in distances less than the regulation 30 ft (9.1 m).
around in his shooting box which was Secondly Frye’s thrower tossed the target blocks over his shoulder
just an old fishing tackle box and handed along the line of sight of the gun. In contrast Topperwein’s thrower
me two medallions. They were like the stood beyond the regulation distance tossing the blocks vertically into
ones that he would have tossed in the air the air.[5] In 1963, he had a run of 800 straight clay singles in trap
and shot a hole through it years ago. shooting. Photos of marksman Tom by Frank & Lin
He apologized because these medallions did not shook hands again and bid him farewell and told him
have any holes in them because of the safety factor with that we would see him at 2:00.
houses around and he just did not do that anymore. We arrived at the parking lot up in the Billings
He also handed me a few spent .22 short casings Heights area in plenty of time for the marksmanship
from that morning’s shooting exhibition. I asked him exhibition. Tom was getting ready for his show by
for his autograph and he grabbed an old crumpled placing his equipment in just the right places that
envelope and autographed it for me. I still have it to he needed them. There was an odd looking device
this day as well as the medallions and shell casings. We that looked like a giant curved solid iron funnel or a
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curved blunderbuss that was attached to a metal stand. or know of him as was the case with me.
Tom would shoot through this device, a good distance With that introduction out of the way, Tom Frye
away, from the side and the bullet would travel down made sure that the audience was safely behind him
the tube and hit a balloon bursting it. and then he began his shooting exhibition. Tom would
He recognized my wife and I and suggested take a break now and then to explain what he was
the best place for photographs. A good size crowd “attempting” to do knowing full well that he would not
began to fill the area of the parking lot. He made final miss a shot. The little Nylon 66 barked when he fired
adjustments with his equipment. Then at precisely and the spent .22 short cartridges flew through the air
2:00 he began his speech. He was holding a Remington and landed on the ground where they were promptly
Nylon 66 semi-automatic rifle in his hand with the gathered up by the children of all ages in the audience.
barrel pointing down. Then he told how he became a Tom gasped several times through the exhibition
marksman. and he would have to take a small break and place his
He said that if you too wanted to be a superior oxygen mask on his face to catch his breath. On one
rifle shot you would have to go into a store like this sequence of shooting he stopped and wavered a bit
one (Gibson’s) and buy a box….car load of .22 rifle then apologized to the audience for the delay.
ammunition. Then practice every chance that you get. One of the white haired gentleman in the audience
He gestured with his hand how high he was when he yelled out “Take all the time you need, Tom, we are
began shooting. The crowd chuckled at his humor. still with you”!
There were a lot of what is now called “seniors” in the Tom turned, smiled at him, and nodded. Then he
audience and they all seemed to know him personally continued on page 6
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turned to me and asked if I was getting my pictures, Moving to
okay. I waved back.
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was always cordial to his crowd and apologized for his
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crowd understood. Even with the need for a break now
and then, he never wavered nor did he miss a shot.
One exhibition shot caused a gasp from us in
the crowd. He had placed a Buck hunting knife on a
backboard with the blade facing out. On each side of
the knife was a balloon. He took aim and fired. Both
balloons burst. I saw the blade of the knife actually
move. Did he split that small bullet on the knife blade?
Well, I believed it back then and now that I am Tom’s
age I still do!
For the show’s finale Tom prepared his set for a
final demonstration of which all of us were ready for.
His famous marksmanship drawing.
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ON MONDAY FOR PRESIDENT’S DAY. You
can’t miss it, just like Tom Frye rarely did. And more of
Frank & Lin’s photos and tidbits!

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$2.50 per pair.” Guy says...
Ole says to his pal Lars, “Looky here! Vee could
Duties/ You can always tell
buy a whole gob of dese, take ‘em back to Gwinner, Responsibilities when gas is expensive.
sell ‘em to our friends ‘n make a fortune. Now ven available at the post You always see street
vee go in der, you be qviet, okay? Yust let me do Duh gangs doing walk-bys.
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from Nort Dakota. “ meets the 2nd and 4th Mondays of each month
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accent, “I’ll take fitty of dose suits at $5.00 each, a Everyone is welcome!
hunderd of dose shirts at $2.00 each, and fitty pairs of Our goal is to build a professionally designed and built skatepark in
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North Dakota, aren’t you?” far, we have received a $75,000 matching grant from Montana Pool Service
(Jeff Ament of Pearl Jam’s foundation) and raised $15,531. Thanks to the
“Vell...yah,” says a surprised Ole. “How’d yah
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know dat?”
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Valley County Commissioners will he p
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Tuesday, February 28th the
Frazer School Cafeteria - 4:00 p.m.
Wednesday, March 1st mike co
Fort Peck Town Hall - 5:00 p.m. Then he
Tuesday, March 7th side, get
Hinsdale School Cafeteria 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday, March 8th
wound
Lustre School 4:00 p.m.
and ne
Tuesday March 14th
Opheim Town Hall 3 p.m. before je
St. Marie Town Hall 5 p.m.
East Palestine Sees Real Estate Surge From Wednesday, March 15th again.
Glasgow Courthouse Courtroom -
Californians Seeking Better Quality Of Life 5:30 p.m. After s
and jerk
EAST PALESTINE, OH — Despite formerly of Bakersfield.
in the th
recent hardship, the quaint village of East Palestine Mayor Trent Conaway
Palestine has seen a surge in real estate sales is proud of his city’s recent boost in
pew le
as embittered Californians seek refuge in a popularity. “This city really is where
state promising a better quality of life. you want to be,” he said during a press
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