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Theater Snow White
Theater Snow White
Old queen: oh snow god i wish that i had STEPMOTHER: This is outrageous!
a daughter that had skin as white as Who asked you?
snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as
black as ebony. MIRROR: You did.
Narrator: Soon after that, the queen STEPMOTHER: Bah! What do you
became pregnant but at the same time she know? You’re just a mirror! (picks up the
fell sick.[ there was a doctor that was blanket and covers the mirror) That girl
checking her ] Many doctors tried to cure has been the bane of my existence since I
her but she did not recover. married her father and moved in. wish I
could be rid of her, once and for all! But
Narrator: When snow white was born, how? There must be a way. Huh What
her mother died. And just like what her am I saying? Of COURSE there’s a way.
mother wish she has skin as white as I am the QUEEN, am I not? My royal
snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as huntsman!
[ROYAL HUNTSMAN enters and bows STEPMOTHER: (growling) Is it for
before the QUEEN.] YOU to tell the QUEEN what she
means?
ROYAL HUNTSMAN: Yes, Your
Majesty? ROYAL HUNTSMAN: (stammering)
Of-of course not. I mean, you are the
Queen after all and—
STEPMOTHER: Huntsman, you are
quick with the sword. The quickest, I STEPMOTHER: (crosses arms) Is there
dare say, in all the land. anything about my instruction that is any
way unclear?
HUNTSMAN: Thank you, Your Majesty.
I am honored by your kind words.
ROYAL HUNTSMAN: (sighs) No, Your
STEPMOTHER: Naturally. I have a task Majesty. I understand perfectly.
for you, Huntsman. A task so special
only you can manage it. STEPMOTHER: Excellent. Then there is
nothing more to say. Go! Come back
when the deed is done.
HUNTSMAN: I will do as you wish,
Your Majesty. Anything you desire. ROYAL HUNTSMAN: (bows) Yes,
Your Majesty.
STEPMOTHER: It’s what I like to hear. [ROYAL HUNTSMAN exits.
This concerns my step-daughter, Snow STEPMOTHER exits.]
White. [Stagehands remove the column cut-outs
HUNTSMAN: (with a smile) Ah, the and MIRROR.]
princess! The fairest young lady in all the
land! Scene 2 – the Woods
STEPMOTHER: (angry) Enough of that! [ROYAL HUNTSMAN and SNOW
(lowers voice) You must listen carefully. WHITE enter from the left stage.]
[HUNTSMAN leans forward.]
[ SNOW WHITE SINGING ]
STEPMOTHER: This afternoon, you are
to find a reason to take Snow White deep SNOW WHITE: (in a chatting voice)
into the woods. (points her What a great idea to come to the woods
long finger at Royal Huntsman) And kill this afternoon. Look at the birds they’re
her. so cute! Thanks for bringing me! [ talking
to the bird ] oh you’re so cute! Can you
ROYAL HUNTSMAN: What?! Surely fly? Bye bye little bird!
you don’t mean—
ROYAL HUNTSMAN: (sadly), behind each one. As she approaches, the
[ Holding a knife and ready to attack voice of TREE #1 growls loudly and the
snow white ] actor waves
arms menacingly that are decorated to
look like branches, reaching out as if to
SNOW WHITE: [ turn around and grab SNOW
scream ] WHITE.]
ROYAL HUNTSMAN: (falls on one SNOW WHITE:
knee) I can’t do this! Foegive me your Ahh!
highness. It’s your stepmother! [SNOW WHITE bolts away from TREE
She told me to take you here, into the #1 toward TREE #2. The voice of TREE
woods. And to kill you. #2 growls loudly
SNOW WHITE: and the actor waves arms menacingly that
What? I can’t believe that! are decorated to look like branches,
reaching out
ROYAL HUNTSMAN: as if to grab SNOW WHITE.]
Believe it. But I cannot.
SNOW WHITE:
SNOW WHITE: AHHHHH!! Where can I go?
She wants to kill me? What do I do?
Scene 3 – Cottage of the Seven Dwarfs
ROYAL HUNTSMAN:
You must run away! Run far into the SNOW WHITE: (turns around and
woods, and never come back to the notices DOOR) My goodness! I didn’t
castle! notice this cottage before. I’ll just knock
on the door and see if anyone is home.
SNOW WHITE:
But it’s getting dark! [SNOW WHITE knocks three times on
the door. As she does so ]
ROYAL HUNTSMAN:
Run, Snow White, run! Go now! SNOW WHITE: I need a place to stay
[ROYAL HUNTSMAN exits.] tonight. I REALLLY need a place to
stay! Hmm, this door is already open a
SNOW WHITE: little bit. (pretends to push
(worried) Where will I go? It’s getting open the door.
darker!
I need to get out of here! SNOW WHITE:
Hello? Anyone home? (looks around)
[SNOW WHITE nervously heads to mid- What a mess! I’ve never seen such big
stage, where the TREES are stationed piles of dust. I can barely see the floor.
with an actor (to audience) That’s how I’ll earn my
night’s keep! I’ll tidy up around here. STEPMOTHER: Wait, I just
(takes broom and starts to clean up the remembered. Snow White left and is
debris in to the basket, then stands and never coming back.
faces audience)
I miss my friend from the next kingdom, PRINCE:What? That doesn’t sound like
the Prince. It’s been fun, taking walks her.
together every afternoon. Soon he’ll
come looking for me. What will he think STEPMOTHER:
when I’m not Forget about her. I already have.
there?
SNOW WHITE:
[PRINCE enters at stage left. He looks If my stepmother tells him I left and I’m
around.] never coming back, I wonder if he’ll just
PRINCE: Snow White! Snow White! forget about me. I don’t think he feels
Where are you? about me the way I feel about him.
STEPMOTHER:) Haven’t the foggiest. [PRINCE pumps his fist and exits, stage
left.]
PRINCE: Do you know when she’ll be
home? SNOW WHITE: (yawns) I’m so tired I
could fall asleep right on this floor. I
STEPMOTHER: Why should I care? wonder if there’s a bed around
here? Just for a moment, mind you.
PRINCE: [whisper ] She’s not very
helpful. [SNOW WHITE notices the seven chairs
lined up at the far end of the stage. ]
SNOW WHITE:
I wonder if he’ll call me with our special SNOW WHITE: How odd! (counts the
word “sunrise.” That’s our code word we chairs) One-two-three-four-five-six-
say when seven. Seven little beds! How
one of us comes up with an idea for an curious. Well I suppose this could work.
adventure. (lies down across all seven chairs and
puts one of
PRINCE: the blankets around her)
(whispers) Sunrise, Snow White!
[SNOW WHITE starts to snore.]
[SEVEN DWARFS enter through the
section of the stage with trees and bushes. HAPPY:
They are Well, will you look at this!
singing together: “Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho!
It’s off to work we go!”] BASHFUL:
GRUMPY: You can see the floor!
Fellows, stop! SNEEZY:
[SEVEN DWARFS stop.] We have a floor? (sneezes)
GRUMPY: DOC:
We’re going BACK HOME now, not This might be some kind of magic!
“off to work”! HAPPY:
[SEVEN DWARFS resume singing – this Magic like this I can get used to!
time: “Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It’s home
from work we go!”] SLEEPY:
(yawns) It’s been a long day, fellows.
GRUMPY: Let’s crash.
(sees DOOR is “open”) Wait a minute!
DOC:
DOC: Maybe it’ll all make sense in morning.
The door wasn’t open when we left!
GRUMPY:
SNEEZY: Not likely.
(sneezes) Something’s fishy around here!
[SEVEN DWARFS pretend to climb
BASHFUL: stairs. They get to the far edge of the
There’s no fish anywhere near here. stage, where SNOW WHITE is sleeping
GRUMPY: across the seven chairs.]
(in a commanding, serious tone) Listen SLEEPY:
everyone. We don’t know WHO or (sees Snow White) Will you look at
WHAT is inside our cottage. We must THAT?
tip-toe inside.
SNOW WHITE:
[SEVEN DWARFS all put their fingers (wakes up, surprised) AHH!
to their mouths and say a loud “SHHH!”
They lean forward toward the door. SEVEN DWARFS:
Lining up, in an exaggerated way they (loudly) AHH!
tip-top past the DOOR to inside the
cottage.] SNOW WHITE:
(more loudly) AHHHHH!
[They look about, amazed.]
SEVEN DWARFS:
(more loudly) AHHHHH! HAPPY:
(steps forward) I’m Happy. (steps back)
DOC:
Wait, everyone. Okay, miss. Who are BASHFUL:
you, and what are you doing here? (steps forward) I’m Bashful. (steps back)
DOC: HAPPY:
(steps forward, also talks to audience) We want you to stay with us!
And we told her all our names. I’m Doc.
GRUMPY: SNOW WHITE:
(steps forward) I’m Grumpy. (steps back)
What? I couldn’t. That wouldn’t be fair [ insert someday my prince will come
to you. and snow white will lipsync it ]
DOC:
(steps forward) As for the other dwarves
and me, us, let’s just say it was good to
know someone in the castle. That’s
where we went for reading lessons every
weekend. As for
Snow White and the Prince, well, I
happen to know for a fact they lived
happily ever after.