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How To Be Remembered Chapter Sampler
How To Be Remembered Chapter Sampler
How To Be Remembered Chapter Sampler
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Elders, past and present.
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Tommy had never intended to spend his last night at the old
house sweating through three shirts and four pairs of underwear.
But that was because he’d never really had a plan before. At least,
not like this one.
He wished it included a way to keep cool. The sweat pooled in
the small of his back, and he could feel the money already sticking
to his skin. The rest of the notes bulged in wads stuffed in socks
and pockets and between the layers of underpants. He laughed at
the thought of how he must look: a wry, noiseless chuckle. He
was alone in the small bedroom but the walls were thin, and the
thick, soupy heat just seemed to make everything louder. He didn’t
need anybody knocking on his door because they’d heard him
laughing in the dead of night. How would he explain that one?
So Tommy stayed silent and waited for sleep. If it worked, maybe
he could keep what he’d earned, payment for his aching shoulders
and callused hands. And maybe—and this was the big one—he
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could find her. Tommy knew he hadn’t entered her thoughts once
since she’d left. That was hardly her fault, but it would make it
infinitely harder to convince her that she used to love him.
Tommy peered around the darkened room, picking out the
features of his home for almost seventeen years. He wouldn’t miss
it, he decided. Not if this worked. He’d be gone before the sun rose,
leaving nothing behind. The others would eventually drag them-
selves out of bed and go about their day, not even remembering
he’d been there.
Why would they?
They never had before.
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‘It’s alright, I’ve already made it,’ Elise told her. ‘It’s just the ther-
mostat that’s busted. The edges are a bit burnt, but there’ll be plenty
of icing. He won’t notice.’
The boy at her feet was playing with a doorstop as though it
were a rocket ship. Elise scooped him up and he waved a fat little
hand at the kindly lady next door. Mrs Morrison waved back as
they left, heart swelling with the pride of an adopted grandmother.
She looked around the room, wondering what she could wrap
up and give him for his birthday. She needn’t have bothered; Mrs
Morrison wouldn’t be attending any afternoon tea. Nor would Leo
or Elise Palmer, for that matter. Not that any of them knew it.
It was long after dark when Leo’s return from work was announced
by a key sliding into one lock, then another. He tiptoed inside and
danced silently over the toys strewn in the entrance. He was sure
kicking one—even the barest nudge with his toe—would mean
waking the boy asleep in his cot against the living room wall. Leo
looked in at his son, thumb tucked firmly in his mouth, a slight rise
and fall of his chest as he dreamt. The metal bars of his cot gleamed
dully in the light from the bedroom door beyond.
Elise lay on her side of the small double bed, propped up on
pillows with a book in front of her. Of course she was reading;
there was a mound of books on her bedside table.
‘Sorry I’m late,’ Leo whispered. ‘Big day. Think I can feel a cold
coming on. Don’t reckon I’ll make it in to work tomorrow.’ He
winked, and his wife smiled. ‘I’ll be back in a sec,’ he said. ‘Just
want to check out the cake.’
‘Leo!’
He stirred.
Elise elbowed him in the chest. ‘Leo!’ she hissed again.
‘Mmm?’ he mumbled sleepily.
‘Wake up! There’s someone out there!’ Her voice cracked with
panic.
Leo’s eyes flicked open instantly and he felt a rush of adrenaline.
He listened, barely moving, for whatever had distressed his wife
so much.
There.
A small sound, almost like a snuffle.
Then silence.
Again, a noise. Rustling this time.
It was in their living room.
Leo had known this might happen since the day they’d moved
in; an intruder wasn’t part of The Plan but had always been a
footnote, the implied risk of paying a pittance in rent. He’d some-
times wondered if he’d choose fight or flight, or even option
three: cower.
But it wasn’t a conscious choice at all. Without thought Leo
sprang from his bed and stood at the doorway to the living room,
listening hard.
He took a deep breath, reached around the corner for the light
switch and flicked it. Harsh yellow light flooded into the bedroom
and he charged through the doorway, then stopped suddenly,
blinking.
Silence.
‘Leo?’ Elise called shakily. ‘Are they still there?’ Her heart was
hammering so loudly she was sure Leo (and whoever was in the
living room) would hear it.
Then, at last, her husband responded. His voice was strained.
Confused, even.
‘Come out here. Quick.’
A lone police car arrived just eight minutes later, its lights
strobing as the driver parked without haste or care at the front
Three times Leo and Elise told their story to the officer—once next
to the cot, then twice more seated across from him at the dining
table. Elliott pulled an assortment of faces and scribbled furiously
on all three occasions.
‘Right,’ Elliott said. ‘And whoever it was who left the baby . . .
they set up the cot too?’
They nodded.
‘While you were both asleep.’
Nodded again.
‘And what woke you up?’
‘We heard him,’ Elise said, her face pale and drawn, still process-
ing why they were being interviewed at the table where she usually
ate breakfast.
‘The person who left the cot?’
‘No,’ she said. ‘Him.’ And she pointed to the small boy sitting
up, sheet tangled around his legs. His eyes were darting curiously
between the three people gathered near his bed, as if fascinated by
the commotion.
‘And then you called the police. Because your baby woke you up.’
Constable Elliott sighed. ‘Fuck me,’ he said, not quite under his breath.
Leo opened his mouth to respond, and Elise put a hand on his
arm. Leo paused, composing himself.
‘We’ve told you. It’s not our baby. We . . . we don’t have any kids.
Yet.’ He wanted to add that it wasn’t in this stage of The Plan, that
babies were in stage two, but didn’t think the cop would care.
He was right.
Elliott stared at them both again, then made an exaggerated
display of looking around the room, as though inspecting for
hidden cameras. Something didn’t feel right here.
‘This is a joke, right?’ They shook their heads. ‘Okay. What have
you taken?’
Elise and Leo looked at each other, confused.
‘What are you on?’ the officer asked. He sighed, not even trying
to hide his frustration. ‘Look, people don’t break into apartments
and leave behind a baby. So let me tell you what I think actually
happened. You two had a big day on God knows what. Then
you thought you’d waste my time with a call at two o’clock in the
morning because you forgot you had a kid you’re supposed to be
looking after. Am I right?’
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