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Andersen A one page RPG by Oliver Darkshire

Hans Christian Andersen is on your lawn Hans On Event... (roll a d6)


he won’t leave, and you refuse to let him in 1 or 2 Desperation Mounts...
surely he has to go home eventually? surely? 3 or 4 Peeking through the Curtains...
why does he have camping supplies with him 5 or 6 Hans’ Antics

RULES Desperation Mounts...


1 Rats. Rats in your basement - 1 Food
You have three scores:
Your dogs have eyes as big
Scandal (which starts at 0) 2 as saucers. Or dinnerplates. - 2 food
Obsession (which starts at 10)
You find an ugly duckling. +1 food or
& Food Stores (which starts at 10) 3 It’s sad. Do you eat it? -1 Food
You write letters to your
Scandal 10 4 friends. No help comes. +1 scandal

Obsession 10 5 You play solitaire. roll again


More of your food spoils.
Food Stores 10 6 How long can this go on? - 1 Food

Peeking through the curtains...


Like a Fairy Tale... A little matchstick girl dies - 1 obsession
1 on your lawn. In front of him. +1 scandal
To start the game, you generate a new Event by rolling
He’s having a portrait done
a six-sided die (d6). Adjust your scores as directed by 2 of him. On your LAWN. +1 scandal
the table (or subtable), then roll a new event. Keep
rolling new events until one of the following occurs: He’s hired a small orchestra
3 to blast music at your house +2 scandal
• If your Scandal score reaches 10, then the 4 A new face wanders past. - 1 obsession
pressure and mockery from society reaches such
He’s talking to your
heights that you decide to sell the house. Hans 5 neighbours about you. +1 obsession
moves in after you leave and squats there.
6 He catches a glimpse of you +1 obsession
• If your Obsession score reaches 0, then Hans
finally loses interest in you and finds another Hans’ Antics...
unattainable person to chase. Victory. He does,
however, write a thinly veiled short story about you. He’s naked. He claims the
1 clothes are visible. +2 scandal
It’s not flattering.
He’s shoving letters through
• If your Food Stores score reaches 0, then you run 2 your door. Stacks of them. - 1 obsession
out of food and starve before Hans relents. The He’s weeping and howling, +1 scandal
funeral is tasteful. He does not attend. 3 rolling about on the grass. - 1 obsession
He stamps on a parcel
Special rule: the Five Week Rule 4 intended for you. - 1 food
He’s punching the house
If you roll three consecutive 5s in a row for any reason, then 5 and crying about it. - 1 obsession
Hans is dragged away kicking and screaming by an apologetic
He puts his mouth to the
relative, nurse or member of the constabulary. 6 letterbox and screams. +1 scandal

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