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    A teacher asked students who the first man was, and a little boy answered George Washington. When asked how he knew, the boy said it was because Washington was first in wartime, peace, and people's hearts. However, an older student pointed out that since Washington married a widow, there must have been a man before him according to history.

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    A teacher asked students who the first man was, and a little boy answered George Washington. When asked how he knew, the boy said it was because Washington was first in wartime, peace, and people's hearts. However, an older student pointed out that since Washington married a widow, there must have been a man before him according to history.

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    A teacher asked the students in the class: "Who is the first man?

    " "George Washington," a little


    boy called out. "How do you know that George Washington is the first man?" the teacher asked,
    smiling with tolerance. The little boy said: "Because he was the first in wartime, and the first in
    peace time and the first in people’s heart." Suddenly a older boy raised his hand. "So," the teacher
    said to him. "Who do you think is the first man?" "I don't know his name," said the older boy. "But
    I know it's not George Washington, teacher. According to the history book, George Washington
    married a widow, so there must be a man before him."

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