Come on up and see me urchins.

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free That’s

some treasure chest you’ve got there. You will always remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. My mom would not let me see the pirate movie
because it was rated rrrrr.

Wanna shiver me timbers? C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye
damn well can’t trust a merchant either! Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate.
Then always be a pirate. Suddenly you’re like a pirate, you’re 65 years old and you’ve
got an ear- ring. Pirate’s code: First freedom and the captain. Second the loot, third
woman and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not immediately surrender!

Come on up and see me urchins. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy
to see you. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. Me I’m Dishonest. And A
Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest. Honestly Its The Honest Ones
You Want To Watch Out For Because You Never Know When They Are Going To Do
Something Completely Stupid! You can always trust the untrustworthy because you can
always trust that they will be untrustworthy. Its the trustworthy you can’t trust. Give me
freedom or give me the rope. For I shall not take the shackles that subjugate the poor to
uphold the rich. It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! The average man will bristle if you say
his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-
grandfather was a pirate. Pirate’s code: First freedom and the captain. Second the loot,
third woman and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not immediately surrender!

A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve but too strong to steal from even the greatest
achiever. Arrrrrrrr

The existence of the sea means the existence of pirates.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired
me cannon through your porthole? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest
schooner I’ve ever sighted. And that was done without a single drop of rum… Whats a
pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrbys!

Prepare to be boarded. You will always remember this as the day you almost caught
Captain Jack Sparrow. Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same
person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical
morality. Work like a captain, play like a pirate. It is when pirates count their booty that
they become mere thieves. Shiver me timbers.

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. Let’s get together and haul
some keel. Not all treasure is silver and gold Always be yourself, unless you can be a
pirate. Then always be a pirate.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? What are YOU doing here? Is that a
belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … Why is the rum gone? “I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve
got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?” “Why is the rum always gone?” How much
does the pirate pay for an ear piercing? … A buccaneer! (buck- in- ear…) Land was
created to provide a place for boats to visit.

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n
Feathersword?” Where there is a sea there are pirates. The average man will bristle if
you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-
grandfather was a pirate. Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after
all. My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I
am happy to see you. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. How’d you like to scrape
the barnacles off of me rudder? Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! The
rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy! Shiver me timbers. A pirate is a man that
is weak to achieve but too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever. Piracy –
Hostile take over. My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated
rrrrr.

That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! I’ve crushed
seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well can’t
trust a merchant either! To err is human but to arr is pirate!! You will always remember
this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. It is when pirates count their
booty that they become mere thieves. It’s not everyday you get to do a pirate movie,
you might as well go for it. Well actualy piracy is a democracy with captains voted for by
the crew.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? There comes a time in most men’s lives
where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag. Suddenly you’re like a pirate, you’re 65
years old and you’ve got an ear- ring. It’s not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you
might as well go for it. Whats a pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrbys!

Why are pirates pirates? cuz they arrrrrr Merchant and pirate were for a long period one
and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement
of piratical morality. “I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?”
“Why is the rum always gone?” How much does the pirate pay for an ear piercing? … A
buccaneer! (buck- in- ear…) But I am touched by y’loyalty mate.

I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. Well blow me down? I’ve crushed seventeen
men’s skulls between me thighs! Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then
always be a pirate. To err is human but to arr is pirate!! Where there is a sea there are
pirates.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Let’s get together and haul some keel.
Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! There comes a time in most men’s lives
where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag. Why is the rum gone?
I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is
a good scabbard! Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God
would permit us to be pirates. And that was done without a single drop of rum…

I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes
on. To err is human but to arr is pirate!! A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve but too
strong to steal from even the greatest achiever. Right from the Voyage og Noah,
surviving was by sailing. Avast ye! and sail against the tides.

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? I’ve crushed seventeen men’s
skulls between me thighs! Why are pirates pirates? cuz they arrrrrr The average man
will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that
his great- grandfather was a pirate. Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a
pirate, after all. But I am touched by y’loyalty mate.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? To err is
human but to arr is pirate!! Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black
flag. How much does the pirate pay for an ear piercing? … A buccaneer! (buck- in-
ear…)

Prepare to be boarded. Wanna shiver me timbers? STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY

SHIP!!! To err is human but to arr is pirate!! Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be?
I’m a pirate, after all. Shiver me timbers. How much does the pirate pay for an ear
piercing? … A buccaneer! (buck- in- ear…)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. What are YOU doing here? Is
that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … Me I’m Dishonest. And A Dishonest Man
You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest. Honestly Its The Honest Ones You Want To
Watch Out For Because You Never Know When They Are Going To Do Something
Completely Stupid! Give me freedom or give me the rope. For I shall not take the
shackles that subjugate the poor to uphold the rich. Always be yourself, unless you can
be a pirate. Then always be a pirate. Pirate’s code: First freedom and the captain.
Second the loot, third woman and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not
immediately surrender!

So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?” Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a
twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” Merchant and pirate were for a long period
one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a
refinement of piratical morality.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? Is that a
belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … Yarrrr! there be ony two ranks of leader
amongst us pirates! Captain and if your really notorious then it’s Cap’n! you know, thats
the 2nd time I’v watched that man sail away with my ship. To err is human but to arr is
pirate!! Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. C’mon,
lad, shiver me timbers! Not all treasure is silver and gold But I am touched by y’loyalty
mate. Piracy – Hostile take over.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? Well blow me
down? They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. Not all treasure is
silver and gold It’s not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you might as well go for it.
Piracy – Hostile take over.

Come on up and see me urchins. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. C’mon,
lad, shiver me timbers! If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well can’t trust a merchant
either!

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? So, tell me, why do
they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?” If ye thinks he be ready to sail a beauty, ye better
be willin’ to sink with her. But I am touched by y’loyalty mate. Arrrrrrrr

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. “I’ve
got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?” “Why is the rum always
gone?” Work like a captain, play like a pirate. A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve
but too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever. Right from the Voyage og Noah,
surviving was by sailing. Avast ye! and sail against the tides.

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Suddenly
you’re like a pirate, you’re 65 years old and you’ve got an ear- ring. Life’s pretty good,
and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all. Without the messy paperwork. Land was
created to provide a place for boats to visit.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Come show me how ye bury yer
treasure, lad! The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy! Damnation seize my
soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you. Arrrrrrrr

I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! There comes a time in most
men’s lives where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag. Suddenly you’re like a
pirate, you’re 65 years old and you’ve got an ear- ring. Merchant and pirate were for a
long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing
but a refinement of piratical morality.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls
between me thighs! C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! Even pirates, before they attack
another ship, hoist a black flag. The existence of the sea means the existence of
pirates.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. Give me freedom or give me the rope. For I shall
not take the shackles that subjugate the poor to uphold the rich. The Code is more like
guidelines, really. Without the messy paperwork.

Well blow me down? Take what you can, give nothing back Why are pirates pirates? cuz
they arrrrrr Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would
permit us to be pirates. To err is human but to arr is pirate!! Fetch me another Cabin
Boy…This one be split

Drink up me hearties yoho …a pirates life for me Pirate’s code: First freedom and the
captain. Second the loot, third woman and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not
immediately surrender!

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I
am happy to see you. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. Let’s get together and haul
some keel. Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would
permit us to be pirates. The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest,
but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great- grandfather was a pirate.

Prepare to be boarded. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like
a PARROT Day. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice
ratio!” Drink up me hearties yoho …a pirates life for me Suddenly you’re like a pirate,
you’re 65 years old and you’ve got an ear- ring. You will always remember this as the
day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. The existence of the sea means the
existence of pirates. Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? Prepare to be

boarded. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy! Work
like a captain, play like a pirate. It’s not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you might
as well go for it.

That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! Damnation seize
my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you. Piracy – Hostile take over.

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s
skulls between me thighs! Why is the rum gone? And that was done without a single
drop of rum… Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag. The
Code is more like guidelines, really. “Yes, I do heartily repent. I repent I had not done
more mischief; and that we did not cut the throats of them that took us, and I am
extremely sorry that you aren’t hanged as well as we. ”

How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? Not all treasure is silver and
gold Drink up me hearties yoho …a pirates life for me STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY
SHIP!!!

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had
a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls
between me thighs! Take what you can, give nothing back You can always trust the
untrustworthy because you can always trust that they will be untrustworthy. Its the
trustworthy you can’t trust. Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always
be a pirate. You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack
Sparrow. The Code is more like guidelines, really. “Yes, I do heartily repent. I repent I
had not done more mischief; and that we did not cut the throats of them that took us,
and I am extremely sorry that you aren’t hanged as well as we. ” Shiver me timbers.

I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me
rudder? So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?” Me I’m Dishonest. And
A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest. Honestly Its The Honest Ones
You Want To Watch Out For Because You Never Know When They Are Going To Do
Something Completely Stupid! Drink up me hearties yoho …a pirates life for me
Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well
can’t trust a merchant either! Where there is a sea there are pirates. You will always
remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. If ye thinks he be
ready to sail a beauty, ye better be willin’ to sink with her. The Code is more like
guidelines, really. Shiver me timbers.

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Aye, I
guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” You can always trust
the untrustworthy because you can always trust that they will be untrustworthy. Its the
trustworthy you can’t trust. you know, thats the 2nd time I’v watched that man sail away
with my ship. Work like a captain, play like a pirate. Ahoy! lets trouble the water!

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like
to try the real thing? There comes a time in most men’s lives where they feel the need to
raise the Black Flag. Not all treasure is silver and gold Always be yourself, unless you
can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate. A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve but
too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever.