HUE: The outcome was Day 1,818.

If you take a cookie,

never How about freakin' no? I will be forced to add
in our favor, Gary. [ Grunts ] one full day to your
Gary: That was a bit harder sentence.
Cut it to me straight, than normal, HUE! [ Laughs ]
HUE. ♪♪ [ Both laughing ]
What are my chances of [ Electricity crackling ] You think a full day
getting out of this mess? ♪♪ scares the captain?
In your current state, Hello, dear friend. Gary, I've explained
you will pass the point It's been a while. this to you every day
of recovery in 10 [ Footsteps ] for the past five years.
minutes. Hey! Yes! You are not the captain.
You are also leaking O2, What's up, Hank? You are a prisoner
Gary. [ Electricity crackles ] aboard this ship.
Huh, look at that. Hmm, yeah. Sounds vaguely familiar.
They went with green Beth is looking good Now, open this cabinet.
for a red alert. today. Oh, they're just
I mean, I would have Look at that. so-o-o-o good!
went with red, Staring at me Mmm, mmm, mmm!
a periwinkle. with those hot eyes. [ Grunts ]
Heck, I mean, even egg You, me...later. Aaaah!
nog. Cards, Hank? One day has been added
I don't even know You want to play? to your sentence.
if that's a color, I need somebody Oh! I touched one!
but, oh, good Lord, to play with. The captain's touched
now I just want egg nog. So it's gonna be you. one!
The rate of the leak Aah! Captain's log 80085.
will render you lifeless I'm starting to run Hey, Quinn! Guess who!
in nine minutes. out of decks, Hank. It's me, Gary, again.
You are really buttering [ Laughing ] Quinn, I've thought on it,
me Hey, Gary! Hello! and I've decided that
up with fantastic news. Ooh, cookie, yummy! since this is a big day,
I'm afraid, Gary, Ha! the day of our
there is no foreseeable -HUE? anniversary,
outcome where you -Yes, Gary? as you know,
survive. Can I have a cookie? it's time to get real.
These tickets suck -- Mm, no, Gary. Quinn, this --
right in the nosebleeds. Why not? this is the real raw Gary.
♪♪ You opened it for KVN. It's been eating me up
♪♪ That sack of wet turds inside
♪♪ can't even eat cookies! keeping the real
♪♪ He just smashes it raw Gary from you.
[ Lights powering on ] into his processor slot. For five years,
[ Beeping ] I hate KVN... real raw Gary hasn't
Aah! so painfully. been able
HUE: He's the blight to get you out
Good morning, Gary. of my life. of his mind fortress.
When I met you that day, You're just gonna immediately.
I knew you were it. leave him in there, -Let's go!
Give us what's ours, you chuck -- you chuck- -Back to your place?
Gary! face! You're moving
Technically, it's mine! Oh, sweet aspirin. at cheetah speeds.
Dr. Bluesteen and Derek! Three dratnoids, exact I like it.
-Lose some weight! change! You have
Come on, Derek, keep Tight! an F71 Hawk to fly, pilot.
up! [ Clinks, beeps ] Oh, my crap.
They gave me a seltzer? Swallow! Move this Hawk, pilot.
Why would they give me You're a good guy, Gary. You can do this, Gary.
a Now to be smooth as -- Become a much
seltzer...unless I ordered Uh! Uh! smarter person now.
it. Hmm-hmm-hmm. Oh, my double crap!
Did I order it? First time [ Explosion! ]
Yes, I did! I got a girl's number You're not a pilot,
I'm gonna break before are you?
your knees, Gary! I even said "Hey." -Yes, I am.
[ Sighs ] You see, I like that. -Punch!
[ Heavenly music plays ] I like a girl [ Bang! Clink! ]
Sweet heavenly fire. with a lot of phones. Gary: Lesson learned.
Who is the muy bueno Actually, this is the If you ever want to piss
super spicy lady? solution off a whole government,
Captain Quinn Aragon. to an internal just take out 92 star
But don't bother. inconsistency cruisers
If you're not Infinity in Planck's constant and a small family-
Guard, that's never been solved owned
she's not interested. because until now, no Mexican restaurant.
Actually, I'm pretty one Sorry, Guadalupe.
freaking realized it was a Hyuh!
high up in the command problem. -Wah!
chain. And speaking of -[ Laughing ]
-Really? problems, Hey, Gary.
-Yeah, really. maybe you should leave My name is KVN.
Seriously? before you become one I'm your deep space
Seriously, I can't get any -- insanity
closer to your face, dude. as in now. avoidance companion.
Then where's Or I could Nice to meet you.
your uniform, bud? buy you a drink. -I already hate you.
I have one, guy. -Really? The good news is that
-No, you don't, pal. -Let's get wild. I only have a week left
-Yes, I do, chum! How about you to my sentence aboard
It's...in the bathroom. buy me a drink? this pathetic rat's nest.
Crap! Wow. And send! She's gonna
-[ Whistling ] I mean, no. But wow. respond this time, HUE.
-Shwa! All Infinity Guards, HUE: There is a high
Looking good, Gary! report back to base probability she will not.
 But there's still a low in my life. is a bit of a dick --
probability she will. Whoa! knows about you, the
I'll take it! You remind me of a better.
Ha ha ha ha! friend Okay, let's get you in
Nailed it! I used to have a long here.
HUE: There are still time ago. You ready?
arrays ♪♪ -Chocli!
that need to be repaired. How do you like Chocli, chocli!
Get off my cheeks, HUE. the name Mooncake? -Please close.
-Get off my cheeks, Whoa! Okay, it's not fitting.
Gary. [ Chuckles ] It's not working.
Gary: Mooncake it is. I hide there sometimes.
1891-C is back online. I'm pumped -- super- I'm like a mattress ghost.
HUE...by any chance, excited. Don't tell anyone.
is it still Thursday? You don't by chance -Ooh.
It's been Thursday speak real words, do Oh, perfect!
for the last 72 hours. you? Per-- no, it's not perfect.
Sweet. -Chocli-pop. That sucks.
Then it's still on. -Ha! Works for me. Why does that suck so
My name is Eduardo [ Grunts ] hard?!
Montoya Welcome. Okay, how about this?
Talakinto Ta Lacara [ Laughs evilly ] Sometimes I hide --
Poligia. [ Laughing ] I like to hide from myself
You killed my father. You're so tiny, man! by putting underwear on
Prepare to die. What -- oh! the circumference of my
Gary, Wait until the guys head.
your break is over. hear about this. How about that?
But the guy who killed Sit. How's it fit?
Eduardo [ Creaking ] -Chocli.
Talakinto Tala Pacia's [ Whimpering ] -Perfect.
father Where is it?! [ Groaning ]
hasn't prepared to die -What?! Please...just...
yet! -E-351. kill...me!
Dang, there's a -- I -- I don't know. Wouldn't think of it.
there's a pixel on the I would never lie to you, That would be rude.
loose. Lord Commander. Eat.
-Whoo! [ Laughs ] [ Growls ]
-Oh! You know, it's just -- [ Crunching ]
It's an alien on my face! I'm sorry, HUE, what is going on?
It's an alien on my -- you're just so small! Why has the ship turned
it's a face alien! It's -- it's... into a silent dance rave?
Aaaahh! Wah! HUE:
Oh. You're not a face- Where did you find it? Four unknown vessels
eater, I didn't. are descending
you're a face-hugger. It found me. upon our location.
Chocli. The less HUE -- The markings lead me
I need a face-hugger who, between us, to believe
 they are Ventrexian for specimen E-351. [ All yelling ]
bounty hunters. Come forward...or die. [ Alarm blaring ]
Twist my nipples rough, Oh, crap. ♪♪
we're ♪♪ Proximity alert.
talking complex life- My arm, man! Proximity alert.
forms. Aaahh! Is that what I think it is?
Yes! HUE, you must find You fool! HUE, that's no good.
out Who the freak is this Get us out of here.
if they play cards. guy? Lightfold again,
I need this! I believe they want lightfold, lightfold!
I need this, HUE! the alien We are immobilized
I -- I really need you're hiding until the lightfold
somebody to play with. in your backpack. engines cool.
♪♪ What? I don't know The asteroids will reach
Activating what you're referring to. the ship in 29 seconds.
security protocol. This is what I was meant Secure your helmet
HUE, what the crap?! to do! immediately.
For your own safety, I have never felt so alive! My helmet's in the
you must remain Oh! You mean airlock.
in the commissary. my underpants caddy. Run.
For my own safety? Yes. We should comply 15 seconds until impact.
We get our first with their wishes, Gary. At your current pace,
visitors in five years, I don't know. you will not make it.
and I can't mingle with I kind of was starting Oh, Gary will make it.
them? to like this little guy. Hey, Gary,
HUE, open this door right He gives great hugs. sorry, got a minute?
now! Gary, we are not Yeah, I've been
I need to mingle! equipped thinking about...
I'm afraid I cannot. to face this threat. [ Groans ]
You better afraid me -Good job, Avocato. Hyah!
up an open door! -This is not our fight. Gary, two seconds.
-Ooh, let KVN help! HUE, we make it our You're gonna live!
-God almighty, KVN! fight. You're gonna live!
You can't just phantom You're Infinity Guard. Sweet Grandor's glove!
up on me like that! Your whole motto Definitely gonna die this
Don't worry about me, is to protect life. time!
I am helping. Is that life, Gary? HUE: Gary, you may
Oh, oh. KVN, you did Well, if it isn't, then I'm have a problem.
something right! a raging sack of walnuts! I seriously question
Ohh! HUE, lightfold the ship! your usage of "may
KVN, you processed This will lengthen have."
horrendous mess of your sentence. I think we have reached
wires! I get it. have.
Lord Commander: Your Lightfold the ship, HUE! I am very deep in have!
vessel Gary. Due to
has been subjected Do it! the moon's gravity,
to a search They're lightfolding! the asteroid field will
 swing this maneuver alone. I am detecting one
back to the Galaxy 1 HUE, your lack of unknown
and then at you in confidence life-form still aboard.
approximately 39 is positively depressing! He is armed.
seconds. Blowing the air tank -What deck?
That's no good, HUE. in three... 4A. Sames
Formulate me up Gary, please. are already on route.
some solutions. -Two... ♪♪
Calculating. Mm-hmm. -You will fail. Hand over E-351.
Mmm. You're right. Listen, buddy, I only
Mnh-mnh. I will fail...upwards. have
Ahh. ♪♪ one thing to say to you.
Gary, I do have a Entering Do you play cards?
solution into moon's orbit. I'm gonna take that
with a 33% chance Oh, no! as a yes!
of success. It's not working. -Freeze!
Okay, and that would At your current -Oh, good Lord!
be? rate of velocity, Oh, my gosh.
Perform an emergency you will not make it Just don't walk up on
air back to the Galaxy 1. somebody like that,
blow-out of your O2 ♪♪ Hank!
tanks. You have failed, Gary. I'm gonna crap my pants.
If you can enter ♪♪ I thought you were a
the moon's orbit, The asteroids will make baby ghost
you might be able to impact in five seconds. or a ghost baby or
sling-hook around it Four... something
back to the Galaxy 1. Three... in between the ghost
All right. All right, [ Beeping, steady beep ] baby spectrum.
let's do this. Two... -Freeze!
Gary, you should know, One. -Aagh!
this calculation ♪♪ Gary:
will only work with you. [ Chitters ] Freakin' crap, Hank!
You will have to leave It worked! Isn't this great?
the life-form behind. [ Laughing ] I mean, just us guys
Mooncake? HUE! sitting here,
Or there is And you said I could die! chillin', playin' cards.
zero probability Ha! [ Mumbling ]
you will make it back You were dead -- You really know how to
to the Galaxy 1 alive. for five minutes. sling the zingers, cat
I get it. Are you for serious? guy.
I'll scream at you. I believe the life-form The name's Avocato.
Mooncake is coming saved your life. No.
with. -Mooncake? The name is loser!
You will never -Chocli, chocli. Eat it!
make it, Gary. Thank you for saving my Four of a kind!
Your only chance is to life. You're oblivious
perform Wow. to this thing, aren't you?
 -What? You see, the truth is, I got one!
-That. I've never socialized Sweet Grandor's glove,
-This? with a cat man before. I got
-Yes! That. My neighbor had a cat. a mother-loving cookie!
-Mooncake? Loved to lick himself. Gary:
-What's a Mooncake? You're not gonna do that, This is a cookie, Quinn.
-This! right? HUE said I earned it
-That? Otherwise, we're gonna because I did things,
Yes, that. have problems, friend. Quinn.
Please tell me I'm not a cat, Dangerous things.
you didn't name E-351. I'm a Ventrexian. Cookie-earning things.
-What's an E-3559? Got it. See, I'm Now to eat the fruits
-That. a Presbyterian myself. of my greatness.
-This? But I love all people. -Mine!
-Yes, freakin' that! Just how I was raised. -What? No!
I suppose I did. -We're in danger. KVN! Oh, KVN!
You don't know Listen, all of us Gary? Gary? Gary?!
what that is, do you? are in danger! Gary? Gary. Gary!
That is a planet-killer. Mooncake, look into Gary, are you sleeping?
[ Laughing ] Gary's gelatinous Wah-pa!
Are you hearing this? marbles. Oh, okay. We're good.
Freakin' guy thinks As long as I draw breath Don't mind me.
Mooncake and you provide me I'm -- I'm just
is a planet-killer! with copious amounts floating this way.
What a freakin' -- of adventure, This is the way
oh, man! I will be there for you. I like to go.
[ Laughing ] We're a team now. Bye! This was my plan.
Shut your face hole, And I'll let you That's my path.
KVN! Crap. be my sidekick and such [ Laughs ]
So you think with a super ♪♪
this is funny? side order of what-not. Lord Commander:
I'm serious. HUE: Well said. All the pieces are in
-Are you? [ Dings ] place.
Yes. The Lord A cookie -- for me?! Let's play a little.
Commander Yes, Gary. Take one.
is searching You displayed a quality
the galaxy for it. I hadn't seen in you
You can't hide. previously --
Wherever you go, he'll courage. Exemplary.
find you. You earned it.
Why should I believe And because
you, I am the captain.
Mr. Whiskers? Cookie withdrawn.
Call me that again, Aah!
and I'll kill you. The penitent man
Mm-hmm. I've insulted shall pass.
you. Ohh!