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2 JULY 2022 | ISSUE 1390 THE BEST OF THE BRITISH AND INTERNATIONAL MEDIA
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Glastonbury made a triumphant return last week from its three- Editor: Theo Tait
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6 NEWS Politics
Controversy of the week Referendum ruling
Paris
Minister accused:
A junior minister
in France’s new
government is
under investi
gation for rape,
it emerged last
week. Three
women have
made allegations
against Chrysoula
Zacharopoulou,
46, the minister for development, linked to
her work as a gynaecologist. They claim
that she carried out internal examinations
without consent. She is the second member
of President Macron’s government to face
sexual assault allegations. Damien Abad,
the social cohesion minister, has been
accused of attempted rape. Both have
denied the charges.
stressed their commitment to supporting Acropolis, condemned it as a “lewd act” shot her husband dead, the pair repeatedly
each other against threats to their national that “marked the most disgraceful affront raped their 33-year-old victim, while her
security. Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg to the sanctity of the site”. Once in place, four-year-old son hid nearby. Romanov
hailed it as a “historic decision”, while the cameras will monitor activities at the is the first Russian soldier to be tried for
Turkey said it had “got what it wanted”, Acropolis, which is visited by 10,000 rape, but investigators say, given the scale
including “full cooperation... in the fight people a day, supplementing the work of the atrocities committed by Russian
against” the rebel groups. of the site’s 100 security guards. troops, dozens more cases could follow.
Washington DC
Gun reforms: President Biden has signed into law the
first major package of gun controls to be passed by
Congress in nearly 30 years. The legislation expands
background checks for under-21s, boosts funding
for school security and mental health programmes,
and provides incentives for states to bring in “red flag laws”,
which would make it easier to remove guns from individuals who
may pose a danger to themselves or others. However, a ban on
assault rifles, one of the key goals of gun control campaigners, is
yet to pass; and in a further setback, the supreme court ruled last
week that a 108-year-old New York law restricting people’s right
to carry concealed weapons in public was unconstitutional,
paving the way for other such laws to be overturned.
Washington DC Quito
Explosive testimony: Donald Trump knew that some of his Cost of living crisis: At least eight
supporters were heavily armed when they arrived at the rally that people have died during a fortnight
preceded the Capitol riots on 6 January 2021, it was alleged this of civil unrest in Ecuador. The protests, led by indigenous
week. According to an ex-Trump aide, the president was “f***ing groups, have been in reaction to a sharp spike in the price of food
furious” about the effect that security screening was having on the and fuel that campaigners say has affected rural and indigenous
size of the crowd that had gathered to watch him speak. “I don’t communities disproportionately. There have been mass
care if they have weapons,” he allegedly exclaimed. “They’re not demonstrations in Quito, and roadblocks have been set up across
here to hurt me. Let my people in.” The former aide, Cassidy the country, leading to transport chaos, and warnings that oil
Hutchinson, also told the 6 January committee that Trump had production might have to be halted. This week, Guillermo Lasso,
been so enraged by his attorney general Bill Barr’s public assertion the country’s right-wing president, cut fuel duties, and officials
that the election had not been “stolen” that he’d thrown his lunch began talks with the protest leaders. MPs said they were working
against a wall, leaving ketchup dripping down the paintwork. to schedule a no-confidence vote in his leadership.
Tokyo
Power shortages:
Residents of Tokyo were
asked to limit their use of
air conditioning this week,
as a record heatwave put
intense pressure on the
grid. The government also
urged people to switch off
lights whenever possible,
to avoid power cuts.
Many parts of Japan have
experienced their hottest
June temperatures since
records began in 1875; in
the capital, temperatures
have risen to about 35°C,
but with humidity at
44%, it has felt hotter;
and there are fears the
hot weather will
continue
into July.
Who runs Rwanda? African average. Its streets are safe and
Paul Kagame has been Rwanda’s clean; people pay their taxes; corruption
president since 2000. He is a figure who is minimal; its civil service is efficient and
“divides opinion like no other in Africa’s meritocratic. Elsewhere, donors’ cash has
recent history”, says the FT. A small, been siphoned off by corrupt officials, but
mountainous, landlocked country in Rwanda has used it well. It has a health
central Africa, Rwanda is the second care system which is one of the best in
most densely populated nation on the Africa. Its Covid-19 vaccine rollout was
continent – home to 13 million people in exemplary: over 60% of its population
an area slightly larger than Wales. Violent has been inoculated. These undoubted
power struggles between the country’s achievements have made Kagame much
two main ethnic groups, the Tutsi and admired. Tony Blair, for instance, called
the Hutu, have marked its history. In the him a “visionary leader”. His detractors,
pre-colonial period, the Tutsis, a cattle- though, tell a very different story.
owning pastoralist group who made up
around 15% of the population, ruled Why is he criticised?
over the majority Hutus; they continued There may have been little violence inside
to dominate under German imperial rule Rwanda since the genocide, but Kagame
(from 1897 to 1916) and Belgian control Kagame and Johnson: a £120m deal
launched a war against neighbouring
(from 1916 until independence in 1962). Democratic Republic of Congo – which
was harbouring Hutu refugees – that was so destructive that some
How did Kagame become president? call it Africa’s First World War. And Rwanda today is, according
He fought his way to power, ending Rwanda’s genocide in the to many critics, one of the most oppressive nations in Africa.
process. Kagame was born to a Tutsi family in 1957, just before Political opposition is not tolerated. Elections are rigged; official
the Rwandan Revolution ended centuries of Tutsi dominance; his statistics are manipulated. The free press is muzzled, and
family fled to Uganda amid anti-Tutsi pogroms. As a teenager, he Rwandan journalists have frequently gone missing, or died in
joined a Ugandan rebel group led by Yoweri Museveni, which mysterious circumstances. The media landscape is “one of the
would eventually take control of the nation. Kagame, along with poorest in Africa”, says Reporters Without Borders. Every cluster
other exiled Tutsi soldiers, formed the Rwandan Patriotic Front of ten households is monitored by a government agent. “Arbitrary
(RPF), who invaded Rwanda to overthrow its Hutu rulers. In April detention, ill-treatment, and torture in official and unofficial
1994, during a ceasefire, a plane carrying the Rwandan president, detention facilities is commonplace, and fair trial standards are
Juvénal Habyarimana, was shot down. In the aftermath of the routinely flouted,” according to Human Rights Watch. Kagame
assassination, Hutu extremists began a genocide of horrifying has proved ruthless in tackling opponents, even former comrades.
speed and brutality. In a period of 100 days, around 800,000
Tutsis, and moderate Hutus suspected of sympathising with the What happens to his opponents?
RPF, were slaughtered, wiping out 10% of Rwanda’s population. Insiders who fall out with the regime have a tendency to meet
grisly ends: in 2014, the former intelligence chief Patrick Karegeya
How did Kagame help to end the genocide? was found strangled in a hotel in South Africa (“You cannot
Leading a force of 10-14,000 RPF soldiers, Kagame retook the betray Rwanda and get away with it,” Kagame remarked). At
capital, Kigali. Hutus fled en masse: two million went to Burundi, least 15 opposition figures have been killed in recent years. Paul
the Democratic Republic of Congo and Tanzania. The RPF Rusesabagina, the man who saved the lives of more than 1,000
government installed a Hutu, Pasteur Bizimungu, as president in people in the genocide, and inspired the film Hotel Rwanda, was
a conciliatory move. The real power, though, lay with Kagame, jailed on terrorism charges last year, having criticised Kagame.
who was initially vice-president and
defence minister, but who assumed The asylum plan Will refugees be safe there?
the presidency six years later, in 2000, The UK-Rwanda Migration and Economic Rwanda already hosts around
after Bizimungu’s resignation. Three Development Partnership was launched in April with a 140,000 refugees, and the UN has
years after that, Rwanda held its first £120m payment to the Rwandan government. Under praised Rwanda for adopting
direct presidential election: Kagame the five-year pilot scheme, any adult (except for “progressive” policies to “support
won his first seven-year term, claiming Rwandan citizens) who comes to the UK “illegally” refugee self-reliance”; some of its six
to have taken more than 90% of the – by boat or in the back of a lorry, say – could be existing camps boast driving schools
considered for relocation. Those who are removed and language classes. But asylum
vote. He was re-elected in 2010, and
would be put on a one-way flight to Rwanda, 4,000
again in 2017 (after securing a miles away, where they would be given
seekers’ safety can hardly be
constitutional amendment that allows accommodation and permitted to apply for asylum guaranteed, argues Human Rights
him to rule until 2034). His long rule in the African country – a process that usually takes Watch, given the country’s “shocking
has won many admirers abroad. around three months, during which time Rwanda says human rights record”. In 2018, 12
they’d be able to move freely around the country. Congolese refugees were shot dead by
Why is he admired? Initially the policy will focus on single men. If their police while protesting against cuts
Kagame inherited a failed state that applications are successful, they will be able to stay to food rations. Michela Wrong, a
had been torn apart by genocide. there with up to five years’ access to education and former FT journalist who has written
He restored stability; a network of support; they will then be offered the chance of extensively on Rwanda, says that
traditional gacaca community courts renewing their claim in the country. If unsuccessful, Kagame is “very good at identifying
was set up, which brought justice and they will be deported to a “third safe country”. For the issues that keep Western leaders
each individual asylum seeker, British taxpayers will
a measure of reconciliation. Today, awake at night and presenting them
pay between £20,000 and £30,000. Internal Home
Rwanda is one of Africa’s most fast- Office modelling suggests fewer than 200 will be sent with a solution which seems to be
developing nations. In the 15 years this year. Yet, with legal challenges to the policy effective and cut-price”. But whether
to 2019, it posted annual economic ongoing, even that figure is uncertain at the moment. the asylum plan will truly protect the
growth of almost 8%, double the vulnerable is quite another question.
makes Russia of technological innovation and borderless trade. But the Ukraine
invasion has delivered a jolting reminder of the importance of
Erika LaBrie, an American
competitive archer, describes
a great power material resources and geography, says Helen Thompson. Russia
became a 20th century power largely thanks to its acquisition of
herself as an “objectum
sexual” – someone who is
attracted to objects. In 2007,
Helen Thompson “oil-rich Baku from Persia and what became the Black Sea oil port she “married” the Eiffel Tower
of Batumi from the Ottomans”. It remains a 21st century power and briefly changed her
The New Statesman because the Soviets “pursued energy extraction in Siberia and built surname to Eiffel. Now, in
a transport infrastructure connecting those oil and gas fields to a new documentary, LaBrie,
central Europe”. Vladimir Putin has always been keenly aware of 50, reveals that her affections
have turned towards a fence.
the leverage this gives him. Europe has pulled its punches for fear She is filmed explaining her
of losing access to Russian gas, but now that Russia exports so attraction to it. “He’s perfect,”
many resources eastwards to China and India, even the most she says. “I mean... These
punishing Western sanctions would have limited impact. Whatever angles? Fabulous.” She says
price Russia eventually pays for its failure to diversify its economy, that ”fences are such
the reality is that, right now, it’s “winning the resource war”. dangerous objects for me
because they are so perfect
So long, paper train tickets. The rail industry apparently plans to in their geometry”, adding
scrap them and have all passengers use e-tickets, stored on an app roguishly: “I would like to get
The old are on their smartphone. Far more convenient, right? Well, it is if you
have a smartphone, says Michael Deacon. But what of those who
to know this fence better.”
all at sea in a don’t? According to the charity Age UK, 70% of the over-75s
don’t possess one. So if tickets exist only on an app, these people
digital world won’t be able to take a train. More and more services are going
“digital-only”, despite the problems this causes for many older
Michael Deacon customers. When pubs first opened after lockdown, you needed
a smartphone or other internet-linked device to get a drink. You
The Daily Telegraph still do if you want to fix a “remote appointment” with a GP. And
most car parks and parking spaces now demand you pay via an
app. No smartphone, no way of leaving the car. Slowly but surely,
the elderly are being “frozen out of the modern world” by people
who either don’t realise they’re doing this or, worse, don’t care.
Mick Lynch, leader of the RMT, has won praise for his nifty TV
performances, says Iain Martin. But at heart he’s still a dinosaur.
Hey, dinosaurs His demands on behalf of his union members – no redundancies
plus higher pay – are a recipe for low productivity, whereas what
Japanese men are snapping
up a new style of underwear:
– make way the railways, and every other sector, need in order to grow more
efficient is less human intervention. We need driverless trains – like
lacy boxer shorts designed to
“glamorise the male part”.
for the robots the ones in Hamburg – not more expensive train drivers. In short,
we need more robots. Yet in this, we’re way behind competitors.
The Lace Boxer, which
comes in seven colours, has
proved a hit since going on
Iain Martin A new report shows that, in 2020, of the new robots installed
sale in Isetan, a department
across the world, 71% were deployed in Asia: China alone
store in Tokyo, where three
The Times installed 168,400. Yet even in Europe, Germany was able to install
months’ stock sold out in ten
ten times as many (22,300) as Britain, Italy four times and France
days. Wacoal, which created
twice as many. And while there are signs we’re making progress
the garment, says the style
– Ocado bringing robots to its warehouses to speed up deliveries;
provides “glamorous front
Thorn Lighting in County Durham using fully automated forklift
comfort”, and is “designed
trucks – there’s still fierce resistance from both unions and voters.
to comfortably wrap around
But we must press on. To grow richer and to get the kind of public
the male part”. Wacoal
services we need, we have to embrace “the rise of the machines”.
admits it has been surprised
by the product’s popularity.
British industry has few world-beaters, but there’s one “innovative,
fast-growing industry in which the UK is the undisputed global Two Swiss brothers have
Why the leader”, says Ruth Sunderland. I refer, sad to say, to fraud. It’s the
most common crime in the country: we are daily subjected to a
created a “zero-star hotel”
where the rooms have no
scammers love “deluge” of it “through our letter boxes, phones and computers’’.
The cost is huge: last year we lost almost £3bn to the scammers,
walls, ceiling or doors – and
guests sleep on a double bed
this country the equivalent of £36.02 per head – more than double the per
capita loss in the US (£14.25) and far more than in Canada
on a platform next to a petrol
station. The Riklin brothers,
Ruth Sunderland (£6.29) and Australia (£7.11). Why are we so vulnerable? Because who are conceptual artists,
say that guests are invited to
our anti-fraud regime is so useless: a “cat’s cradle” of more than
“half sleep”, but are mainly
The Daily Mail 20 police and other official bodies, it’s “a recipe for confusion encouraged to spend the
and buck-passing”. Last year, only one in 1,000 reports of fraud night reflecting on the world.
resulted in a charge. Time to get real. We need a single body, “Sleep is not the point,” said
overseen by a dedicated fraud minister, to run an anti-fraud Frank Riklin. “Staying here is
campaign. We need a dramatic boost to the quota of fraud a statement about the need
specialists in the police. Banks and tech giants such as Facebook for urgent changes in
must be forced to face up to their responsibilities and reimburse society.” They charge 325
customers who get ripped off. Let’s take the fight to the fraudsters. Swiss francs (£280) per room.
Mike Pence is the hero of the hour, says Jack Shafer. Amid the congressional hearings into the
6 January storming of the Capitol, a slew of politicians and pundits have been hailing the former
Mike Pence vice-president as a “saviour of democracy” for defying Donald Trump that day by officially
validating the election result. Is all this praise deserved? Hardly. Yes, Pence did his duty by counting
the hero? the electoral votes, as every vice-president before him has done. And yes, he showed some courage by
insisting on completing this ceremonial role, when the Secret Service wanted to whisk him away from
Hardly the mob to safety. But this plucky act followed years in which Pence slavishly deferred to Trump and
passed up countless opportunities to challenge him. In the wake of the election, Pence searched for
Jack Shafer ways to satisfy Trump’s order to invalidate it, according to Bob Woodward and Robert Costa’s book
Peril. To that end, he asked a predecessor, Dan Quayle, if there was any way to pause certification.
Politico “Mike, you have no flexibility on this. None. Zero. Forget it. Put it away,” Quayle reportedly told
him. Even today, Pence is still shielding Trump by declining the 6 Jan committee’s invitation to testify,
for fear of damaging his own leadership hopes. This man is no hero. “Please cancel the parade.”
It’s time for some blunt speaking, says Mark Leibovich. President Biden “should not run for re-
election in 2024. He is too old.” He may not be the doddering, dementia-ridden caricature that critics
Admit it: depict him as, but there’s no denying that he looks and sounds older and more “tentative” than he
did two years ago. Spinal arthritis causes him to walk with a stiff gait, and he frequently mangles
Biden’s too old sentences and loses his train of thought, while aides “look visibly nervous”. He will be 80 in
November, and 86 at the end of a hypothetical second term. Saddled with approval ratings of about
to run again 40% amid high inflation and soaring gas prices, Biden is coming to represent “the tired and hobbled
state of his agenda and the Democratic Party”. The main rationale for Biden to run again in 2024
Mark Leibovich – as he has repeatedly promised to – is that the Democrats have no obvious alternative candidates.
“Vice-President Kamala Harris has not exactly asserted herself as the clamoured-for heir apparent.”
The Atlantic But were Biden to announce that he would be stepping aside after one term, it would generate a
much-needed debate in his party about its best way forward, and help new leaders emerge. It would
also give him more freedom, and earn him some goodwill. “Everyone loves an elder statesman.”
Is anything out of bounds in today’s Republican Party? A good test of that, says Henry Olsen, will
be how it responds to the ghastly campaign ad recently put out by a contender for the GOP senate
RINO-hunting nomination in Missouri. “I’m Eric Greitens, Navy Seal, and today we’re going RINO hunting,” the
former Missouri governor declares in the video; RINO is a contemptuous term for those who are
with a vile “Republicans in name only”. He then joins a group of armed, camouflage-clad men as they pile into
a house throwing what look like stun grenades. “Join the MAGA crew,” declares Greitens. “Get a
Republican RINO-hunting permit. There’s no bagging limit, no tagging limit, and it doesn’t expire until we save
our country.” Even in the best of times, this would be a “disgusting, tasteless ad”. But in today’s
Henry Olsen partisan climate, in the wake of terrible mass shootings, it’s “positively vile”. Greitens clearly has no
shame. He was forced to resign as governor in 2018 after being accused of blackmailing his mistress
The Washington Post with nude photos. His ex-wife says he abused her and his children (he denies all the allegations). It
was the phrase “Have you no sense of decency?” that finally did for the anti-communist crusader
Joseph McCarthy. “That’s what Republicans from Trump on down need to tell Greitens now.”
Farewell, then, to the Jumbo Floating Restaurant. Ever since it was opened in 1976 by the casino
HONG KONG tycoon Stanley Ho Hung-sun, this fixture of Hong Kong life has delighted visitors to the city, says
The sad Kate Whitehead. Admittedly, “the food wasn’t phenomenal”, but it was “bold, brash and demanded
attention”. Built in the style of an imperial palace, it was the world’s largest floating eatery. Everyone
demise of a from the Queen to Tom Cruise flocked to the “flamboyant” venue in the Aberdeen Harbour, drawn
by its “neon lights and gold trim”, and the ferry ride to reach it. It featured in several films; it went
floating icon up in flames in one “epic scene” of the TV version of James Clavell’s Noble House. But it had been
“haemorrhaging cash” in the pandemic, and last week its owners towed it away, intending to take it
South China Morning Post to a Cambodian shipyard. En route, it seems to have capsized in the South China Sea. (“Quelle
(Hong Kong) surprise... You have to wonder about the insurance payout.”) Most locals only went to the Jumbo
once, to check it out, but they still mourn its loss. “It was part of the landscape, a cultural icon.”
Is anti-Semitism acceptable in Germany today? That, say Jörg Häntzschel and Catrin Lorch, was the
GERMANY question raised at the contemporary art fair Documenta, a prestigious event held in the city of Kassel.
Anti-Semitic Quite remarkably, as part of the taxpayer-funded exhibition, People’s Justice, a 60ft banner by Taring
Padi, a collective of Indonesian artists, was hung in the city centre. This sprawling, cartoonish work
propaganda depicted Jews, Goebbels-style, as “pigs and monsters”. There were Israeli soldiers in riot gear, with
pigs’ heads. It featured a classic “caricature of a Jew”, with sidelocks, a cigar, vampire-like teeth –
at the art fair and a black hat bearing SS insignia. The artists tried to excuse the work, saying it wasn’t anti-Semitic,
but was “culturally specific to our own experiences” of Indonesia’s Suharto dictatorship. “As if
Süddeutsche Zeitung hatred of Jews is culture-specific, as if it were only dreadful to belittle Jews in Germany.” They even
(Munich) bemoaned the backlash as a sign of “the impossibility of dialogue at this moment” – as if anti-Semitic
tropes could ever be conducive to dialogue. The work was covered with drapes after the first
complaints were made. It was finally taken down, after the culture minister Claudia Roth intervened,
four days later. But the hours it was on display for were dark ones indeed.
A Liberal Democrat canvasser were too opposed to Jeremy “An adventure is only
found himself in a quandary last Corbyn. But tactical voting is an inconvenience
week as he made a final push “back with a vengeance”, and rightly considered.”
before the by-election in Tiverton it could transform the electoral G.K. Chesterton, quoted
and Honiton, said Toby Helm arithmetic. I’m not so sure, said in Forbes
and Michael Savage in The Peter Hitchens in The Mail on “An appeaser is one who
Observer. Every vote was crucial, Sunday. Voters often lend feeds a crocodile, hoping it
yet the house in front of him had support to other parties in will eat him last.”
a huge Labour poster in front of by-elections, but they tend Winston Churchill, Ibid.
it. Was it even worth knocking? “to troop back to their tribal
He decided to give it a go – and banners” at general elections. “Everything’s already
was delighted to find that been said, but since nobody
although the homeowner had It’s true that by-election voting was listening, we have to
intended to vote Labour, she had Ed Davey on the campaign trail patterns are never replicated start again.”
decided to switch to the Lib exactly in national polls, said André Gide, quoted in
Dems. She was just one of many Labour Philip Collins in The New Statesman. Some of The Washington Post
supporters who made that choice, helping the the Tories’ worst by-election losses (Christchurch
Lib Dems win the Tory stronghold. In Wakefield, in 1993, for example, or Corby in 2012) Statistics of the week
Lib Dem voters returned the favour, and helped reverted to being Tory seats at the subsequent In 1997, the average age of
Labour’s candidate to victory. These voters had general election. But if the “unspoken pact” Glastonbury headliners was
worked out for themselves how to punish the between Labour and the Lib Dems holds at all 26; in 2019, it was 49. This
Tories. “No pacts, no deals: just common sense.” when the country next goes to the polls, “which year, it fell slightly to 45.
If this tactical voting catches on at the next it surely will, then the Tories are going to come The Guardian
election, the Conservatives will be in trouble. second in a lot of places”. Almost all the seats More than half the Covid
being targeted by Labour and the Lib Dems are vaccines pledged by G7
We haven’t witnessed much of this sort of held by the Conservatives, which makes them countries to poorer ones have
thing for the past decade, said Peter Kellner particularly vulnerable to tactical voting. Add in still not been delivered; the
in The Guardian. Labour voters were loath to the fact that “there are a lot of people who really UK has delivered only 39% of
the 100 million jabs it pledged.
lend any support to a party that had gone into do want Boris Johnson out”, and it doesn’t
Oxfam/The Independent
coalition with the Tories, while Lib Dem voters augur well for the Tories.
An Immense World
by Ed Yong Novel of the week
Bodley Head 464pp £20 The Seaplane on Final Approach
The Week Bookshop £15.99 by Rebecca Rukeyser
Granta 288pp £12.99
“We may feel like we are the masters of our planet, The Week Bookshop £9.99
having mapped every inch of its landmass and
stared into the guts of an atom,” said Killian Fox in Set in the Alaskan wilderness, Rebecca
The Observer. But when it comes to understanding Rukeyser’s “wistful and sardonic” first novel
what it’s like to be another animal – say, a bird is part adventure story, part coming-of-age tale,
navigating by the Earth’s magnetic field – we “barely said The Irish Times. Seventeen-year-old Mira is
know where to start”. This “magnificent” book working for the summer at a guest house run by
about animal perception reveals a world more a married couple, Stu and Maureen, alongside
wondrously strange than we could have guessed: it’s two other girls and a troubled chef. Much of her
full of “little astonishments, beautifully rendered”. We learn that scallops have time is spent fantasising sexually about a boy
up to 200 eyes on the edge of their shells, that crickets have ears on their knees, she met the year before. Rukeyser’s descriptive
and that most animals can see in ultraviolet colours. Ed Yong, a Pulitzer-winning prose is assured and elegant, and the story
British science writer who works in America, “succeeds brilliantly in shedding becomes increasingly tense, as Stu’s predatory
light on these alien worlds”. behaviour towards the girls becomes apparent.
Our human senses are tuned to detect only a fraction of our surroundings, Mira’s adolescent yearning is well captured in
said Jackie Higgins in The Daily Telegraph. It’s hard enough to understand, for this quirky, wry debut, said Siobhan Murphy in
instance, what it’s like to have a dog’s powerful sense of smell. It’s harder still The Times. Rukeyser provides a “deftly juggled”
when it comes to senses we do not share: sharks, for instance, sensing their prey’s mixture of merciless judgement and gentle
electrical energy. Yong recreates the world in its “bewildering immensity” as he compassion for her characters’ failings. There’s
takes us on an “encyclopaedic, rigorously researched” journey. Some non-human also plenty of comedy, said Cal Revely-Calder in
senses are outlandish and even scary, said James McConnachie in The Sunday The Sunday Telegraph, though the story becomes
Times. Catfish have taste buds all over their body; if you licked one, Yong notes, more “mature and melancholy” as it progresses.
“you’d taste each other”. Rattlesnakes can detect thermal radiation given off by The Seaplane on Final Approach is about how
other creatures. Yong makes “heroic” efforts to try to understand how any of “desire ruins everything”. And when the finale
this might feel: for the snakes, he suggests, infrared could be integrated with arrives, it is “catastrophic” – but it also provides
vision, as if it were another colour. His delightful book prompts “a radical “lengthy, gruesome fun”.
rethink about the limits of what we know – what the world is, even”.
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Drawing on multiple folk traditions, this Born in Russia and raised in the US, Regina The conductor John Wilson is known for
collaboration between the Irish actress Spektor made her name alongside the thrilling Proms audiences with his concerts
Jessie Buckley and the former Suede Strokes and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs as part of of Hollywood and Broadway scores, said
guitarist Bernard Butler is simply New York’s “fertile early Noughties garage- Geoff Brown in The Times. These days,
“mesmerising”, said Damien Morris in The rock scene”, said Will Hodgkinson in The though, the “dynamic maestro” is mostly
Observer. Buckley’s great strength as an Times. But really this “most unique” of found “powering through colourful classical
actress is that, “however preposterous New York songwriters “belonged to the repertoire” with his new Sinfonia of London.
her character or dialogue, she locates city’s florid traditions from decades The work of John Ireland, one of the more
something true and compelling and makes previously: the piano-led complexities of introverted and impressionistic of British
you believe it”. That same “rich, animating Laura Nyro; the jazz romanticism of Billie 20th century composers, seems an odd
intelligence” suffuses this collection. She Holiday”. It is that sensibility that she brings match for Wilson’s energetic approach. But
can be “puckish, yearning, impossibly to the fore on this terrific album, her eighth; it works a treat, with Wilson “punching out
weary” and intimate, all in the space of one it shows the full force of her playful but the climaxes, keeping rhythms sharp and
song; and Butler’s “light, confident touch” sophisticated songwriting imagination. breezy, and avoiding any hint of a droop”.
is the perfect foil for her “magical voice”. Spektor’s music is “intimate enough to This is “lovely music, superbly played with
As well as folk, this delightful record feel like a friend speaking directly to you”, plenty of poetry and fire”.
leans into classical music, blues and rock, but so robust that she is able to share It’s a great disc, agreed Ken Walton in The
said Siobhán Kane in The Irish Times. stages with bands such as the Strokes Scotsman. Like a classic film score, Ireland’s
A highlight is the track The Eagle & The and Kings of Leon, said Ali Shutler on NME. 1946 Overture Satyricon “wallows in lyrical
Dove, which seems to “dance on a kind of This is her “most expansive, funny and sweetness”, yet offers “robust sophistication
musical tension, with Buckley’s impressive heartbreaking album” to date. It includes – Elgar heading towards Vaughan Williams”.
vocal sweeping and soaring, interrogating some of the “haunted folk songs” for which There is “luscious originality” in A
darkly lit corners, and Butler’s playing at she is best known, but she pushes into Downland Suite. The symphonic rhapsody
once complex and understated”. It is a “vibrant, previously unexplored territory” Mai-Dun is “spirited and adventurous”.
“magical and mysterious” album, with – with moments of urgent funk, emo-pop And A London Overture opens like a
“lovely moments” throughout. and flamboyant surrealism. It’s great. “demonised” version of Elgar’s Cockaigne.
Stars reflect the overall quality of reviews and our own independent assessment (5 stars=don’t miss; 1 star=don’t bother)
The Sea Beast was one of the last features to be completed by Netflix’s animation branch before it
was “dramatically scaled back” as a result of falling subscriber numbers, said Robbie Collin in The
Daily Telegraph. “Thank goodness it got out before the cuts bit.” Our heroine is Maisie (voiced by
the British actress Zaris-Angel Hator), a plucky orphan who stows away on a ship in order to join
the hunt for the sea monsters that may have killed her parents. When Maisie ends up befriending a
monster, however, she starts to doubt her “long-held heroes-versus-monsters worldview”. The film
wears its influences on its sleeve: its “Godzilla-sized” beasts, for instance, could be straight out of
How to Train Your Dragon; but for “sheer energy and invention, it more than holds its own, and
boasts action scenes whose wit, vibrancy and gracefulness make Lightyear look low on batteries”.
The Sea Beast I liked it enormously, said Leslie Felperin in The Guardian. Directed by Chris Williams, a Disney
1hr 55mins (PG) veteran who co-directed Big Hero 6 (2014), the film achieves the perfect balance “between rollicking
action scenes, the inevitable didactic anti-hunting message about respecting other species’ right to
Enjoyable Netflix exist and family-friendly humour”. It’s a pity the monsters look “oddly bland”, but the animation
is mostly “visually sumptuous”, and the story will surely delight “fans of girl-positive cartooning”.
maritime animation
Leaving aside “a few slightly pantomime-voice performances”, I found it rousing and “immensely
★★★★ enjoyable”, said Wendy Ide in The Observer. The fictional maritime kingdom has been realised
“with an almost tactile level of detail”; the film will be briefly in cinemas before being streamed on
Netflix, and it’s worth seeking it out “on a monster-size screen” if you can.
Until now, Ethan Hawke has “conspicuously avoided ‘traditional’ villain roles”, said Kevin Maher
in The Times. But if his “riveting” performance here is anything to go by, he could enjoy “a long and
profitable twilight career playing screen baddies”. In this often “exquisitely tense” horror film, he
plays “the Grabber” – a masked psychopath who is sowing terror in 1970s suburban Denver by
snatching children off the street. When 13-year-old Finney (Mason Thames) falls into his clutches,
however, he is able to use the black phone of the film’s title to communicate with the Grabber’s
previous victims (now dead), who are keen to help him escape. Using atrocities committed by a serial
killer “to drive what is essentially an exciting escape adventure” sounds unbearably tasteless, but the
film just about gets away with it, thanks mainly to its “fearless” junior cast.
The Black Phone The film is not as terrifying as it sounds, said Jeannette Catsoulis in The New York Times. An
1hr 42mins (15) adaptation of a short story by Joe Hill (Stephen King’s son), it has a “nostalgic mood” and an
almost contemplative tone. It’s perhaps best to judge it less as a horror movie with a “low
Ethan Hawke plays a goosebump count” than as “a celebration of youthful resilience”. I’m afraid I found the film
masked child killer “impossible to enjoy” as either of those things, said Matthew Bond in The Mail on Sunday. It depicts
a horribly bleak world, in which fathers abuse their sons, and children bully and attack each other.
★★★ “If the child-on-child violence doesn’t get you, then the adult-on-child variety will”. As for the plot’s
“leap into the paranormal”, it struck me as both predictable and unconvincing.
Man vs. Bee: Rowan Atkinson’s glossy new Netflix show is no Mr. Bean
We haven’t seen much of Rowan Atkinson since Over the next hour and a half – spread over nine
2018, when his third Johnny English film failed episodes – every “painting, book and piece of
to set the box office alight. Now, though, he is furniture” is trashed, which might be jolly to watch
back, said Camilla Long in The Sunday Times, if the show were funny; alas, it isn’t. It is perfectly
starring in a glossy new comedy for Netflix. To enjoyable, said Anita Singh in The Daily Telegraph.
judge by the number of “adverts, gala screenings, But it lacks “the genius of Mr. Bean”. The set
special previews and exclusive glossy interviews pieces are almost too slick, and the series feels as
the man has undertaken for this curious little though it has been “precision-tooled to deliver a
show”, the streaming platform is “thrilled to have satisfying customer experience.”
him”. Whether Man vs. Bee will live up to the Well, I loved it, said Stuart Jeffries in
hype, however, is far from clear. The Guardian. Yes, the bee is “woefully
Atkinson plays Trevor, an accident-prone house- undercharacterised” (why does it torment Trevor?);
sitter tasked with the upkeep of a mansion “that, and various high-end brands get rather too much
for maximum audience reach, could be anywhere screentime. But Atkinson knows that the best
from Surrey to Kazakhstan”. Just as he’s settling in comedy isn’t “tragedy plus time, but stuff plus
to the job, a CGI bee turns up, unleashing chaos. The “stuff plus idiot” formula idiot” – and here he is at his comic best.
Picasso had been taught to draw by his father, celebrations will be a major van Gogh
so it was “natural” for him to do the same with Francesca’s The Baptism of Christ exhibition, and a plan to loan some of its
his own daughter. The sketchbooks are being “national treasures” to 12 as-yet-unconfirmed
exhibited as part of an exhibition at the Musée Picasso in Paris. museums across England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
social worker, and separately praise each other’s parenting. Adil buys breakfast for Kirsty. When whodunnit set in New York is
Alice comes to collect Martha from Chris, she tells him she’s cancelled the care hearing and they back for a second series. Steve
agree to no more fighting. They only hope the social worker sees that they’re good parents. Martin stars. On Disney+.
Staffordshire: Merchants House, Edingale. Dating back to the 1600s and retaining a wealth of original
features, this charming detached cottage is surrounded by beautiful countryside and is just a short stroll from
the banks of the River Mease. 3 beds, family bath, kitchen/dining room, recep, snug, knot garden with topiary,
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Peterborough:
Corner Cottage, Etton.
Dating back to the 16th
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thatched cottage has been
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and modernised. Main
suite, 1 further bed, open-
plan kitchen/living room,
art studio/annexe, garden.
£450,000; Woodford &
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Kent: Wolfe Cottages, Westerham. A picturesque terraced cottage situated in the heart of this
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brickwork and a brick fireplace with a wood-burning stove. 2 beds, family bath, kitchen, recep,
courtyard garden. £350,000; Savills (01732-789706).
Berkshire: High Street, Eton. Conveniently situated in the heart of this historic
town between the River Thames and Eton College. 3 beds, family bath, kitchen,
dining room, study, recep, walled garden. £500,000; Hamptons (01753-415265).
Serves 4
4 tbsp olive oil 2 onions, finely chopped 2 celery sticks, finely diced ½ tsp salt 7 garlic cloves, finely chopped 2 tbsp chipotle
paste (or 1 tsp smoked paprika and chilli powder or flakes), to taste 2 tbsp tomato purée 400g tomatoes, peeled (or 400g can of plum
tomatoes ) 3 bay leaves, scrunched 1 x 400g can of black beans, drained and rinsed 800ml chicken stock or water, plus extra if needed
salt and freshly ground black pepper
To serve:
1 avocado, peeled, stoned and diced 100g sour cream 100g feta cheese, crumbled ½ small bunch of coriander, roughly chopped
80g corn tortilla chips, crushed 1-2 habanero or jalapeño chillies, thinly sliced hot sauce of choice 1 lime, cut into wedges
• Heat the oil in a saucepan over a moderate heat. soup to be when you come to serve it. Check the
Add the onions, celery and salt and cook for about seasoning, adding salt and pepper as necessary.
10-12 minutes, until the onions are soft and just • Remove the soup from the heat. I like to partially
beginning to brown. Add the garlic and cook for blend the soup at this point – about one-third
2 minutes more, to soften. blended is ideal. Remove the bay leaves, then use
• Add the chipotle paste or spices, the tomato a stick blender in the pan or remove a portion and
purée, tomatoes and bay leaves and cook for 10-15 blend that before adding it back to the pan.
minutes, until rich and thick. • Serve the warm soup in bowls and top each
• Add the beans and stock and bring the liquid to bowl with chopped avocado, sour cream, feta,
a boil. You can add a splash more stock if you think coriander, corn chips and chillies, and with hot
it needs it, depending on how thick you’d like the sauce and lime wedges for helping yourselves to.
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But in 1959, Vadim magnanimously handed him a lifeline, by himself into his work, and enjoyed a late-life success in 2013, when
casting him in his new wave updating of Les Liaisons dangereuses, he won a best actor César for his role in the drama Amour. He is
said The Guardian. For the next few years, Trintignant was rarely survived by his third wife, Marianne Hoepfner, and by his son.
being plunged the Joseph Rowntree Foundation paints “a bleak picture of life for
the bottom 40% of the income spectrum”. About seven million
The 30-year-old founder of
the FTX exchange, one of
the most youthful crypto-
into crisis households – “equivalent to every family in the north of England”
– went without essentials such as heating, toiletries or showers,
billionaires, is now playing
a pivotal role in the “crypto-
Andrew Atkinson or didn’t have enough money for food, in May. Some two million winter,” said the FT. Sam
households are now in hock to high-interest “loan shark or Bankman-Fried has emerged
Bloomberg doorstep lenders”. The hardship is so acute that the Chancellor’s as “a lender of last resort”
£15bn support package “doesn’t even touch the sides”. Fresh food to an industry now suffering
its own “credit crisis”. In
prices rose 6% in the year to June, according to the British Retail the past fortnight, he has
Consortium, while energy bills will jump again in October. “extended loans worth
With the squeeze now “threatening to push the economy into hundreds of millions of
recession”, the Government is under mounting pressure to offer dollars to troubled blockchain
more than “temporary relief”. As the report concludes, the UK outfits including BlockFi and
cannot continue lurching “from emergency to emergency”. crypto-lender Voyager” – to
“steady” them and “boost
When it comes to funding, “Britain is a good place to be a confidence in the system”,
budding entrepreneur”, says The Economist: one out of every preventing more dominoes
from falling. Bankman-Fried’s
Why UK seven dollars the world invests in the earliest-stage “pre-seed”
firms is invested here. But there the largesse ends. The big
influence extends far beyond
digital assets, said The Verge.
tiddlers rarely stumbling block that prevents our promising tiddlers from
becoming “titans” is that “as British firms grow, the capital they
He was reported this week to
be mulling a buyout of the
become titans need dries up”. By the time these companies are trying to raise
tens of millions of dollars (rather than a few hundreds of
stock-trading and investment
app Robinhood, which has
Editorial thousands), their share of global venture capital funding has lost some 75% of its value
“halved”. What might bridge the gap? Since London’s “once- since floating last year.
The Economist mighty stock market has drifted into insignificance”, the obvious
answer is to tap the wealth that we have in spades – pension Changpeng Zhao
assets. It is senseless that these are “stuck in low-yielding bonds”
when they could be driving business growth. The time has come
to reform pension and accounting rules, and to merge “the
plethora of tiny pension funds” so they can be invested at scale.
“Britain has assets seeking returns, firms hungry for capital and
a financial centre that can bring them together. It can do better.”
If you haven’t got tickets for Wimbledon this year, gaming giant
Roblox is offering an alternative, says Katie Prescott. Log on to
The metaverse “WimbleWorld”, and you can compete on a virtual Centre
Court and “even meet British tennis legend” Sir Andy Murray.
land grab is The initiative is the latest attempt to transform real life experience
into the online, 3D world of the “metaverse” – which, according
under way to McKinsey, is “shaping up to be the biggest new growth
opportunity for several industries”. But only, perhaps, if everyone
Katie Prescott plays ball. The idea is that the metaverse should be seamless, with The founder of Binance –
no single provider dominating. Last week, a “Metaverse Standards the world’s largest crypto
The Times Forum” was launched to set ground rules and “promote exchange – admits that a
phrase he often overuses is:
collaboration”. Founding members include Meta, Microsoft, Epic “Who is responsible for this?
Games and Sony. But there were some glaring omissions – such as Who?” Having seen much of
Google, Apple, Roblox and Decentraland. “In the metaverse land his multibillion-dollar fortune
grab”, it seems, “the pioneers aren’t all working together.” As with evaporate, one imagines that
former tech waves, some are aiming to keep users in their own CZ (“See-Zee”), as he is
“walled garden”. Brave new world, same old problem. known, has been asking
the question often recently.
The “anti-work” movement, which began during the pandemic, Changpeng Zhao, 45, was
seems to be “turning mainstream”, says Lucy Burton. On Reddit, born in China and raised in
Canada. He was introduced
The rise of the membership of a group hailing “unemployment for all, not just
the rich” exploded in 2020; it now has more than two million
to bitcoin at a poker game in
2013 and founded Binance
“anti-work” subscribers. On TikTok, the newly resigned post celebratory
videos of themselves in so-called “Quit-Toks”. Clearly, it’s still
four years later, said The
Observer. Since then,
movement “fashionable to quit the rat race”. Indeed, as Goldman Sachs
observed last year, the anti-work trend is a serious “long-run risk”
Binance has repeatedly
been in the cross hairs of
Lucy Burton to workforce participation. One can understand why “people in regulators. A recent Reuters
thankless, low-paid and sometimes dangerous jobs are finally report alleged it had served
The Daily Telegraph pushing back”, even while questioning how they can afford it. But as a conduit for laundering
$2.35bn in illicit funds.
turning against work “as a concept” obviously makes no sense, “When it’s all over, Zhao
unless you’re rich and have a “Rolodex” of sustaining interests. could wind up under criminal
A world without work is usually miserable, “with no hope of any indictment,” said Bloomberg.
social mobility”, or the stability, friendships and sense of purpose “Or he could be the richest
that stem from a career. Giving work the power to dominate your man in the world.”
life is one thing; shunning it altogether is quite another.
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Walter understood that the Nazis wanted him and every other As the victims followed the order to strip off their clothes, the
prisoner to conclude that escape was futile. But he drew a SS would tell them that they were about to bathe, that after
different lesson. The danger came not from trying to escape, but they would be given “coffee and something to eat”. They were
from trying and failing. From that day on, he was determined to reminded to tie shoes into pairs: “Afterwards you won’t have to
try – and to succeed. Before long, he had made himself a student waste time finding the other shoe.” In fact, the SS knew that the
of escapology, taking lessons from some of Auschwitz’s most shoes would only be of use for German families back home if they
hardened inmates, and forging came in pairs. When the Jews
ties with the camp’s underground were finally pushed inside the
resistance, acquiring the “Auschwitz rested on a great and devastating gas chamber, the trickery did
know-how to attempt what act of deception. The Nazis lied to their victims not end there. The sign on the
no Jew had done before. His doors read, “To the baths”. In
yearning to break out was rooted at every step of their journey to destruction” crematorium II, the ceiling was
in more than a desire to save his dotted with fake showerheads.
own skin; it was much larger than that. For he had come to know
something essential about Auschwitz: that the crime unfolding Walter and his fellow slaves were not to breathe a word to anyone
before him rested on a great and devastating act of deception. getting off the trains. He had seen what would happen if that rule
were broken. One night a transport came from Czechoslovakia.
Most Jews were sent on arrival at Auschwitz to the gas chambers, A well-dressed mother, holding the hands of her two small
but some, like Walter, were held as slave workers. For nearly two children, said to a German officer: “Thank God we’re here.” She
years, he remained a prisoner, and saw almost every aspect of believed that the nation of Goethe and Kant would at last bring
the slaughterhouse in action. For ten months, he worked on the a measure of sanity to proceedings. That proved too much for one
Judenrampe, the railway platform where trains pulled in bringing of Walter’s young comrades who, as he ran past her, hissed words
Jews from all over Europe. His job was unloading each transport meant both to scold and warn: “You’ll soon be dead.”
and, as he did it, he detected a pattern. The Nazis lied to their
victims at every step of their journey towards destruction. The The woman looked not so much scared as affronted by this
people had boarded the trucks believing they were being taken to intrusion from a ghoulish man in pyjama stripes, his breath foul,
new lives: “resettlement in the east”, the Nazis called it. The Jews his head shaved, a prisoner who was surely some kind of criminal.
held on to their belongings as they thought they were building a She approached a German officer as if she were the aggrieved
home that would need pots and pans, and toys for their children. patron of a Prague department store, demanding to see the
manager. “Officer, one of the gangsters has told me that I and
The lying carried on the instant the SS men unlocked the wagons. my children are to be killed,” she complained, in perfect German.
If they were in a hurry, they would be brutal. But if there was The SS man gave her his most benign smile and said: “My dear
time, they might lay on a different show. They would pretend lady, we are civilised people. Which gangster said this to you?”
that the dreadful journey had been some aberration, a mistake She pointed him out, and the officer quietly noted down the
that was about to be rectified. “Good God,” they might say, prisoner’s number. Afterwards, the officer had him shot.
“in what state did those horrible Slovaks transport you? This is Walter was among those who carried his corpse back to the
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