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WRITTEN BY GARTH ENNIS ASSISTANT EDITOR - KRISTY QUINN


TLLUSTRATED BY DARICK ROBERTSON EDINOR - BEN ABERNATHY
COLORED BY TONY AVINA COVER BY ROBERTSON AND AVINA
LETTERED BY GREG THOMPSON THE BOYS CREATED BY ENNIS & ROBERTSON
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WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBER, S74RL/GH7T,
WHO'LL BE SERVING IN PLACE OF THE LAMPLIGHTER
~
E\\ V IT'S ALL
WELL,
I Just...
DURING HIS ABSENCE. YOU'VE EACH MET HER RIGHT, DON'T I WANTED
INPIVIPUALLY OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, BE INTIMIDATED. TO SAY HOW
BUT THIS IS HER FIRST APPEARANCE AT YOU'RE AMONG
AN OFFICIAL MEETING. FRIENDS HERE.

/ > a STARLIGHT, A
AN a / WOULD YOU LIKE
a" 70 Say A FEW WoRDS
/ View ees. FY WAY OF INTRODUCING
| § YOURSELF?

Y THANK YOU, a
STARLIGHT. I 2
KNOW WE'LL ALL
DO OUR UTMOST
TO HELP YOU
SETTLE IN. <4
I BELIEVE
THE PEEP HAD
A QUESTION HE
WANTEP TO
A QUESTION
MERCHANP/S/NG. > i
I WOULP LIKE TO
KNOW WHY THE HOME- BECAUSE WE'RE
LANZER; BLACK NOIR AN?
QUEEN MAEVE ARE ON A FULL THE BIG THREE. WE ALWAYS
FIVE BREN, Lome Ge THe
ONE Fi— Bowland SALES OF OUR INDIVIPUALLY
COMPAREV TO THE RE TRADEMARKED MATERIAL NEXT
OF US ON POINT TO YOURS, IF YOU DON'T
SEVEN FIVE. = UNDERSTAND THE
DISTINCTION.

I DIP NOT
SEE THE B/G THREE LOOKS TO
MENTIONED ANYWHERE ME LIKE MAEVE'S
IN THE CONTRACT; AS GOT THE BIG 7WO
A MATTER OF FACT, I
HAVE NEVER HEARD IT HER LONESOME
USED EXCEPT IN THE HERE.
MOST INFORMAL >
CONTEXT...

LOOK; WE ALL
HAP AN OPPORTUNITY TO
EXAMINE THE CONTRACT
IN DEPTH: IF ANYBODY'S
LAWYER FOUND ANY KIN?
OF CAUSE FOR CONCERN,
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
THE TIME TO DRAW rWwss
ATTENTION TO IT. NOT INFORMED
THAT INVOLVING A
LAWYER WOULP BE
NECESSARY...

INPIVIPUAL te
POPULARITY IS NOR WAS
BESIDE THE POINT. I. BUTI
IT WAS A GROUP DECISION Q ' MANAGEP TO
TO SIGN; IT FOLLOWS THAT 3 FIGURE IT OUT
ANY REMUNERATION \ LISTEN; $0
FOR MYSELF.
SHOULD BE DIVIDED ‘a ; LONG AS WE'RE
EQUALLY AMONG TALKING ABOUT THE
THE GROUP, CONTRACT...
THEY'RE e- YOU KNOW THE BIT
I MEAN
CELEBRATIN'. WHERE SOMEONE CRACKS
DO THEY DO THEY PUT THE FEAR- A FUNNY AN' THEY ALL
THIS STUFF ALL SOME FOURSOME BACK PISS THEMSELVES LAUGHIN'
THE TIME...7 IN RIKER'S LAST AN' THE SCREEN FREEZES?
WELL, THIS IS WHAT USUALLY
HAPPENS NEXT.

THIS IS
SABYLOMAN...

~ e

idl.’ ay
THE SUPES? “Qh
SOME ARE, SOME

HAVE SOME KINK


OR OTHER. :

THIS IS
THE ONLY
KNOCKIN' SHOP
ON THE EAST COAST
THAT OPENS ITS DOORS
\ TO THESE ARSEHOLES. YOU
CAN USUALLY RELY ON

ENOUGH TARTS,
MATE. HIGH TURN-
OVER. I MEAN
THE MONEY'S

BUT
GETTIN’
A LENGTH
OFF A SUPE
IS NO
JOKE.
T SEE WY HARD TO
WHAT YOu ~ KEEP UP WITH
MEAN. THERE'S AEBLOKE WHO
THREE LASSIES IN CAN (CUTREN'A
THE KITCHEN DOIN'
A FUCKIN' TON
OF BLOW.

f ISN'T THE
NJ

OWNER TAKIN’
A BIT OF A RISK,
BIG A RISK
LETTIN' US BUG
AS SAYIN' NO
\ THE PLACE
TO ME, MATE.
m AN’ ALL?
HE KNOWS WHAT'S
GOOP FOR HIM,
DON'T YOU
WORRY.

TOMORROW
AT SIX; ALL
RIGHT?
TERROR!

¥
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE A
FEW MORE SS
yi
MY:
PHOTIES
LATER.

a
PON

THAT'S
SLYE.

AWW
’ WHAT WAS NN
\ THAT SHIT IN
THERE SUPPOSED
OF 10 Be? THAT STUPID
we "we FUCKING SLURPING,
= 0 : WHAT WAS
| THAT?

ys

etirt ites
FOR CHRIST'S

THAT WAS
AN OFFICIAL
MEETING OF THE
SEVEN--THAT MEANS

YOU JUST
RAISE YOUR
HANP TO
ME?

a
if
MU asa S
NOs
NO!
HOMELANPER,
I SWEAR TO GOP
I OCNT!
PLEASE!

YOU'RE IN THE
SEVEN NOW. THE BIG
2ON'T FUCK LEAGUES. SO START
GET IT INTO YOUR \ AROUNP IN ACTING LIKE IT--
SHIT-FILLED HEAD, YOU \ TS SSAn \\\ FRONT OF
LITTLE PRICK: THAT MAN NP i AN THE MONEY,
IN THERE IS FROM VOUGHT- , ( GOT MEF
AMERICAN. THAT
MEANS HE'S THE

OR You
CAN FUCK
OFF BACK TO
THE KIX.
AAOW!
YOU PIECE OF
SHIT, HOW FUCKING
DARE You, IT RL/IN you
THE O.lAe lf LOVE /7;
YOU SLAG--!

OH You
FUCKING BASTARD
AAAAAAHHH A FUCKING
MYSTERY TO ME
WHY I PUT MYSELF
THROUGH THIS
THAT WAS 2 ass
BETTER OUT
THAN IN.

REASON AS
ME, LUV. YOU
LIKE SCREWING
B SOMEONE WHO
CAN'T STAND
you.
MY PURSE.
YOU HAVE TO
SIGN FOR IT.

— a SN

OH, : CAN'T DO wie


YES, THIS WY THE JOB WITH- Jee
| OUGHT TO VO // it BETTER. WE ME ee RECEIape THE NIGHT OFF, ‘ SO
JESUS 3 NICELY. .. 7 EVEN GETTING RIGHT, VED FROM
DIRECTOR RAYNER, ,WHAT ABOUT A BLOW-
CHRIST, VO
YOU KNOW HOW ] ; Ry THAT MUCH TOOK f JOB WHILE I'M
; A COUPLE OF TWELVE.» SEVEN. ON THE PHONE TO
MUCH THAT , | FORESTS' WORTH f ROOM SERVICE?
OF PAPER-

THINK YOU'RE
STAYING?

I THINK
YOU CAME
ALL THE WAY
FROM D.C. IN
PERSON, AN' IT

WHAT YOU
WANT ON YOUR
SANDWICH, MAPAM
DIRECTOR?
BY \
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AARERRBER EELS
ALL
RIGHT, MATE?
WHAT'S THE
SCORE?

I HAVE TO ADMIT BLOODY NICE PLACE


THERE'S A SORT OF HORRIBLE THEY'VE GOT, TOO. I HAD
FASCINATION TO IT. THE WEE A WEE LOOK AROUND WHILE
BASTARDS ARE INTO STUFF THE FRENCHMAN WAS PLITTIN‘
I NEVER KNEW THE BUGS IN.
WAS POSSIBLE.

NOTHIN’ »~ -
SINCE YESTERDAY,
REALLY. I'VE BEEN
TRYNNA WORK OUT IF
SHOUT OUT KNOWS BIG MOPELLIN'
GAME'S SHAGGIN' DOG- $0 YOU'RE
CONTRACT. PAYS
KNOTT AS WELL ENJOYIN'
FOR MOST OF IT.
AS HIM... YOURSELF?

NO BOTHER
AT ALL. IT'S
PISS-EASY ONCE
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE

Vm S ins”

SOUNDS
LIKE YOU'RE A
NATURAL.

HERE,
LEAN FORWARP
FOR A MINUTE;
WILL YOU?
Vi i
eal
a

COMPOUNP V.
HOLD STILL A
SECOND--

IT 1S ES WH.
IN ITS PURE FORM, WHAT ARE TURNS
THE FUCK > Y YEAH. BUT MOST OF THE THE SIDE YOUR SHIT
P'YOU DO O U
SO YOUR'REE TTOOLUeIGH STUFF OUT THERE'S CUT, EFFECTS...?
THAT ENOAUGGAHIN TO GO uP EFFECCTOSUPONLY LAST FOR A ys
ST THE LE OF DAYS.
SUPES, = THAT'S
IT.

(7 FUCKIN’
PERMANENT? LA
AT THE WHOREHOUSE, THAT'S
WHAT THEY WERE ON. HELP 'EM
STAND THE PACE AN! THAT.
j SEE, THIS
I CAN'T sen ees A IS WHY THE
BELIEVE YOU I) MATE. CAN'T SUPES ARE SUPES.
FUCKIN' DID OPERATE WITHOUT SOME JERRY CAME
THAT! it UP WITH IT IN THE
‘CAUSE iain THIRTIES, STARTED
OTHERWISE, YOU Le, TRIALS ON
GET INTO A BARNEY 2 PEOPLE.
WITH ONE OF THESE E |
CUNTS AN' HE PUNCHES
YOU IN THE FACE,
HE'S GONNA TAKE
YOUR WHOLE
HEAD OFF...

IT ALTERS
D.N.A., S50 YOU
CAN INHERIT IT; OR
FP) SOMETIMES IT JUST
mM SHOWS LP IN THE FOOD
CHAIN. NOW AN' AGAIN
SOME ARSEHOLE GETS

OF THE PURE
STUFF.

ALL THAT
WAIT A
DYING BLOKE BOLLOCKS, MINUTE, WAIT
IN A SPACESHIP -
A MINUTE, ALTERS
GAVE ME POWERS,
2.N.A.7 NHAT THE
NUKE TESTS MADE |e FUCK'S GONNA
ME INTO A MONSTER ff
a BOLLOCKS--THAT'S
: ALL IT IS,
REALLY.

SHITE!
YOU'RE GONNA FUCK OFFI
YOU'LL... NEED [Tis I NEVER SAIP
BE ABOUT FIFTEEN = I WAS GONNA
TO TWENTY TIMES STRONGER. : JOIN YOUR GANG OF
SHOULD TAKE ABOUT A DAY - z HEAD-THE-BALLS!
TO KICK IN. i I NEVER
: FUCKIN’

AN' You
FUCKIN' PIP THIS
TO ME AN' YOU DIDN'T
EVEN ASKF
COME ON, : OH, AN' .
MATE, IT'S OVER THAT WAS TO
\ A WEEK SINCE YOU HELP ME MAKE
MY MINP UP,

TOLP YOU UP FRONT


YOU'D'VE WANTEP TO
THINK IT OVER FOR FUCK
KNOWS HOW LONG. WHAT
HAPPENS IF THE KIX TWIG
WHAT WE'RE UP TO WHILE
YOU'RE STILL UMMIN'
AN' AHHIN'?

SO WHAT,
IT WAS FOR
DON'T DARE
BRING UP ROBIN;
DO NOT FUCKIN'
DARE BRING
UP ROBIN!

IT WAS
BECAUSE THIS IS YOU PUT THAT
WHERE YOU BELONG, BLUE SHITE IN ME, YOU
HUGHIE. WHERE YOU BASTARP! YOU TURNED YEAH,
CAN PO SOMETHIN' ABOUT ME INTO A FUCKIN' ALL RIGHT,
ALL THOSE FUCKIN FREAK AN' YOU NEVER MATE. SLEEP
TOSSERS. GIMME A CHOICE! ON IT.

HOME TO
FUCKIN’
GLASGOW.
MWSEX

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