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Rosie The Hippo - Website Sample Pages
Rosie The Hippo - Website Sample Pages
Eric Johns
Jacko was a circus boy. His parents had sold him to the Circus
Trainer because they did not have enough money to feed him.
"I don't want to leave home," Jacko had said.
"It's your own fault," his mother told him. "You
shouldn't eat so much."
Jacko was lonely at first when he joined the circus but
he soon became friends with Ermyntrude the elephant. She had
been taken away from her family in India and sold to the circus
in far away England when she was still quite small. Now she
was a huge elephant.
"Your job," the Circus Trainer told Jacko, "is to wash
Ermyntrude with a hose pipe and a broom and to shovel up her
poos. Put them in bags and sell them to people with allotments.
Elephant poo makes rhubarb grow a treat."
Even though Ermyntrude was now a very big elephant
she was frightened of the Circus Trainer. He was a big fat man
and had a whip which went Crack! when he flicked it.
"You don't need to frighten Ermyntrude," Jacko told
the trainer. "She is very good."
"You have to show an elephant who's boss," the Circus
Trainer said and cracked his whip. Crack!
The circus travelled from town to town and people
came to the big tent to watch Ermyntrude perform tricks.
The Circus Trainer cracked his whip and Ermyntrude
galloped into the circus ring. She kicked up clouds of sawdust
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which Jacko had sprinkled round the ring so that she wouldn't
slip if the ground was muddy.
The Circus Trainer announced to the people: "This is
the greatest elephant acrobat in the world!"
The people clapped wildly.
The Circus Trainer cracked his whip and Ermyntrude
lifted up one front leg. The people clapped again. The Circus
Trainer cracked his whip and Ermyntrude lifted up both front
legs. The people clapped even more wildly. The Circus Trainer
cracked his whip one more time. Ermyntrude lifted up both
front legs and one back one and stood on one leg. The people
clapped so enthusiastically that some of them fell off their
chairs.
The Circus Trainer bowed as though he was the one
who had done the tricks.
Ermyntrude did the same tricks at every town the circus
came to, and Jacko shovelled up her poos and sold it to people
who had rhubarb on their allotments.
One day the Circus Trainer said to Ermyntrude: "At the
next town you are going to do a new trick. It will be the
greatest elephant trick ever performed."
"What is it?" Jacko asked.
"Ermyntrude is going to lift all her legs off the ground
at the same time," the Circus Trainer told them.
"How can she do that?" Jacko asked. "She can't fly."
"She will balance on her trunk with her legs up in the
air," the Circus Trainer said. "I shall become famous as the
greatest elephant trainer in the world."
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bottom went bump. Then her two back legs went bump. Then
her front legs went bump.
Then Ermyntrude exclaimed. "I'm standing up! How
did that happen?"
"You've turned a somersault," Jacko cried.
All the people clapped madly. They agreed they had
never seen a trick like that before.
"I'm all right," Ermyntrude said in surprise.
Jacko looked round. "Where's the Circus Trainer?" he
asked Ermyntrude.
Then he saw a whip sticking out of the thick pile of
sawdust in the circus ring.
"Quick!" Jacko cried to Ermyntrude. "You've
somersaulted over the Circus Trainer. He's buried in the
sawdust."
"Oh, no!" Ermyntrude cried. "He'll be cross with me.
He'll crack his whip."
Jacko and Ermyntrude dug the Circus Trainer out of the
sawdust. He was no longer a big fat man. In fact he was as thin
as a piece of toast which was not surprising. Anyone who had
been rolled over by a huge elephant would be flat.
"That's it," the Circus Trainer said. "I've had enough of
elephants. I do my best to make Ermyntrude the most famous
elephant in the world and what thanks do I get? I get
flattened."
"Ermyntrude didn't mean to flatten you," Jacko said.
"I'm leaving the circus," the Circus Trainer announced.
"You can have my whip and my caravan. I shall go and live at
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the seaside."
And that is exactly what the Circus Trainer did. He
went to live in an old folks' home at the seaside town of
Swanage where there were very few elephants.
"Well," Jacko said to Ermyntrude. "What are we going
to do? We need to earn some money to buy you buns and
apples and cabbages, and I need pizzas and baked beans and
ice creams."
"I don't want to do tricks anymore," Ermyntrude said.
"And I don't want the whip to go Crack!"
"I'll never make it do that," Jacko promised.
Jacko thought hard. "I've got an idea," he said
suddenly. He explained it to Ermyntrude.
"Good idea," Ermyntrude agreed. "Let's go."
They set off along the road. Ermyntrude pulled Jacko's
caravan. The caravan should really have been pulled by a horse
but Jacko only had an elephant.
"This is very easy work for an elephant," Ermyntrude
said happily. "Much better than doing tricks."
When Jacko and Ermyntrude came to a town they
stopped in the market square. Ermyntrude raised her trunk in
the air and gave a tremendous trumpet call. All the
townspeople came rushing out of their houses to see what the
noise was about.
Jacko stood up on the step of his caravan.
"This is Ermyntrude," he announced, "the only
somersaulting elephant in the world. For the very small price
of fifty pence and a currant bun you can take a selfie with her.
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You can also buy bags of elephant poo for the rhubarb on your
allotments."
The people queued up to take selfies. Jacko collected
the 50p's and Ermyntrude ate the currant buns. She took them
very gently with her trunk, put them in her mouth and then
wrapped her trunk round the people while they took their
selfies. Sometimes she gave Jacko one of the buns but not
often because it took a lot of buns to fill up her huge tummy.
Jacko and Ermyntrude travelled from town to town.
They were very happy. And the next spring all the towns they
had visited had the best crop of rhubarb ever.
The End
Riddle
I have horns
like a cow
I am white
like a polar bear
I fly silently
like an owl
Who am I?
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[After that the mouse and the grandfather clock were friends
and the mouse lived in the clock and tickled its tummy which
made the clock go Bong! Bong! Bong! and the mouse replied
Bong! in a very small and squeaky mouse voice.]
Portrait
Dear Mimi,
Thank you!
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