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What? Nothing to munch on but snow?

You think we’re all hoping for some spring weather to making tracks behind Bill Connors Field in Sullivan Park.
show up, the Richardson’s ground squirrels (gophers as Maybe he can round up the troops and go help those
we call them) must be a bit confused. This dude was beavers further down the Sullivan Park Nature Trail.

at least we’re
finally seeing
some sun rays
Today: Partly sunny, with a high near 31. Northwest wind
around 8 mph.
Tonight: Patchy freezing fog after 2am. Mostly cloudy, with a
low around 12. Northeast wind 5 to 10 mph becoming light
and variable.
Saturday: Patchy freezing fog before 10am. Partly sunny,
with a high near 26. North northeast wind 6 to 8 mph.
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 12. North
northeast wind around 6 mph.
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 29. North wind 5 to
10 mph.
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 7. North
northeast wind around 10 mph.
Monday: Partly sunny, with a high near 20. North northeast
wind around 10 mph.
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 2. North
northeast wind around 9 mph becoming east after midnight.
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 23. East wind 8 to 11
mph becoming north northeast in the afternoon.
Tuesday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow after 1am.
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 2. Northeast wind around
11 mph.
Wednesday: A 20 percent chance of snow. Partly sunny, with
a high near 25. East wind 10 to 13 mph, with gusts as high
as 18 mph.
Wednesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 10.
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 28.
Reel Life Wisdom
“For some reason, you just can’t pick up
champagne. Somebody’s got to be witty with a
toast.” ~ Hugh Marlowe in All About Eve (1950)
BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ
ST. MARIE VILLAGE ASSOCIATION will be holding a meeting on Friday,
March 24, 2023 at 6:00 pm in the ST. MARIE TOWN HALL COMMUNITY
ROOM.
BUZZ
CARING HANDS is having a winter close-out bag sale: $15 on all clothes,
purses and jewelry, March 20-24. WE ARE ACCEPTING DONATIONS,
NO LARGE FURNITURE.
BUZZ
STORAGE UNITS FOR RENT IN ST. MARIE: 4’x6’ $24; 10’x12’ $65;
12’x25’ $95. CALL FOR MORE INFORMATION 406-270-2522
BUZZ
FOR RENT 3 bedroom, 1 bath condo in St. Marie. Single car garage, washer
& dryer. Tenant pays gas, electric & water. $600/mo. CALL HELLAND
AGENCY 406-228-2114. hellandagencyinc.com
BUZZ
HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is seeking proposals for a
qualified contractor to replace damaged sidewalks and build new 3 ft
long downspout splash guards for every unit Located on Skyline Drive
and Montana ST Glasgow MT, 59230. With additional information at
housingauthorityofglasgow.com or pick up full RFP at the office at
435 Division St
BUZZ
SUNNYSIDE GOLF COURSE is seeking a Head Bartender. Duties include
but not limited to scheduling of bartenders and clubhouse staff, Ordering of
All Beverages, Beer and Liquor, Ordering of regularly stocked food items,
answering phone calls and booking tee times, Schedule and Organize all
Parties and Weddings and Keeping the Clubhouse and surroundings neat,
clean and stocked as needed. This is a full time seasonal position wage
dependent on experience. We will also be hiring part time bartenders for the
season. PLEASE CONTACT DAN DAUBNER FOR MORE INFORMATION
AND AN APPLICATION 406-230-2539
BUZZ
THE WOOD RESTAURANT has an opening for a Server. Ensure that all
guests are served to the hotel’s standard in the restaurant areas and room
service. Display highest standards of hospitality at all times. Take orders
for, prepare (where applicable) and serve food and beverages to guests
as per the hotels standards in a friendly, timely and efficient manner. Wage
$12.00 per hour. PLEASE STOP BY AND PICK UP AN APPLICATION.
Did you know?
The Richardson’s ground squirrel was named after
Sir John Richardson, a Scottish naturalist, naval surgeon
and Arctic explorer.
North Dakota is nicknamed the Flickertail State
after the squirrel, although the official nickname of
North Dakota is the Peace Garden State.
continued on page 4
 BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ
POSITION OPENING Opening for a Full Time Motor Vehicle Clerk at the
Valley County Treasurer’s office. Position requires computer skills, ability to
perform clerical duties in processing of documents and receipts, and ability
to work with the public and co-workers. Pay starts at $15.00 hr or higher
DOE. Full Benefit Package. FOR A COMPLETE JOB DESCRIPTION
AND APPLICATION, PLEASE CONTACT THE VALLEY COUNTY
TREASURER’S OFFICE AT 501 COURT SQUARE #3, GLASGOW, MT
59230 OR CALL 406-228-6230. Position is open until filled.
BUZZ
HELP WANTED Part Time Night Shift Server and Part Time Night Shift
Line Cook. APPLY AT THE DURUM
BUZZ
HELP WANTED Plumbing & Heating fields. Labor, possible opportunity
for apprenticeship. Experience preferred but not mandatory. Valid driver’s
license, must be able to lift heavy objects, and maneuver in tight spaces.
CALL LEE RIDDICK FOR MORE INFO 406-228-4753
BUZZ
D&G SPORTS & WESTERN: 3 positions available. Sales Clerk in clothing
department full or part time. Clothing Manager in clothing department.
Sporting Goods Sales Clerk. APPLY AT D&G SPORTS & WESTERN.
ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL (406) 228-9363
BUZZ
COTTONWOOD INN & SUITES has an open position for Housekeeper/
Laundry. Respond promptly to requests from guests and other departments.
Identify and report preventative or other maintenance issues in public areas
or guest rooms. Perform any combination of the following tasks to maintain
guestrooms, working areas, and the hotel premises in general in a clean
and orderly manner. Must be able to work weekends. Starting wage is
$15.00 DOE. PLEASE PICK UP APPLICATIONS AT THE FRONT DESK.
BUZZ
GLASGOW SCHOOLS: Maintenance Coordinator: Competitive wage
(DOE). Irle School Secretary ($16.58-$18.91 DOE). GHS Prep Cook
(Baker) ($14.41-$16.42 DOE). Route Bus Driver- $22.34 - $23.29/hr.
(DOE). GHS Paraprofessional Aide ($13.34-15.21 DOE). Substitutes
needed in all areas. For more information and to apply go to: www.glasgow.
k12.mt.us and click on employment tab. FOR QUESTIONS CALL 406-228-
2406. (EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER)
BUZZ
POSITION VACANCY NOTICE Valley County Weed & Mosquito District has
4 Full-time seasonal positions open for the 2023 spray season. Laborers
are needed for weed and mosquito control. Applicants must be 18 years or
older and have a valid driver’s license. Must be able to lift 65 lbs. Generic
applications available online at Montana Job Service website under
employment applications or by stopping at the Valley County Extension
Office. APPLICATIONS CAN BE DROPPED OFF AT THE EXTENSION
OFFICE WITHIN THE VALLEY COUNTY COURTHOUSE.
BUZZ
POSITION AVAILABLE: Opheim is looking for a part-time or possibly full-
time Industrial Arts/Vocational Agriculture teacher for the 2022-23 school
year. A person may apply by sending a resume, cover letter, references,
copy of teaching license and college transcripts to Opheim Public School
C/O Jennifer McAllister, Superintendent, P.O. Box 108, Opheim, MT 59250
or jmcallister@ohsvikings.org or call 406-762-3213 M-TH 8:00-4:00 with
any questions. Position open until filled.
BUZZ
THE WOOD RESTAURANT is seeking a full-time cook. Shifts may vary.
Duties include cooking customer’s meals to order, prep work (may include
some baking), stocking and cleaning the kitchen. Applicants must be able
to stand, bend and walk for much of the shift. Must be able to lift up to 50
lbs. Experience preferred, but will train the right candidate. Benefits include
vacation/sick leave, dental/visual reimbursement, group health insurance,
retirement, employee discounts. Wage starts at $14.00 or higher DOE.
APPLY AT THE WOOD RESTAURANT
BUZZ
POSITION AVAILABLE Remote Blade Operator Position for Hinsdale
Area. The Valley County Road Department is looking to hire temporary/
seasonal blade operator for the Hinsdale area. Information and details
can be obtained stopping by or calling the VALLEY COUNTY ROAD
DEPARTMENT AT 406-228-4233 ask for Todd Young Valley County Road
superintendent or Curt Storlie Asst road foreman.
BUZZ
FORT PECK COMMUNITY FCU: Currently accepting applications for
a Membership Representative. Duties include performing transactions
for the membership, setting up new accounts, and some back-office
duties. Position may require some travel between the Fort Peck office
and the Branch office in Glasgow. Wage DOE. APPLICATIONS CAN
BE PICKED UP OR DROPPED OFF AT FORT PECK OR GLASGOW,
OR MAILED TO FORT PECK CREDIT UNION, P.O. BOX 214, FORT
PECK, MT 59223.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for a new Full Time Housekeeper! If
you are interested in this position and looking for financial stability and
employment with staff that truly work like a team PLEASE COME BY
VALLEY VIEW HOME AND PICK UP AN APPLICATION
BUZZ
MILK RIVER INC. WORK SUMMARY: Responsible to the Executive
Director for clerical work needed in all areas of Milk River, Inc. This
includes, but is not limited to, filing all information in the individual’s main
files, typing letters, forms and reports, making copies for group homes, etc.
Answer and direct phone calls to appropriate staff and individuals. Greet
customers and assist them with laundry, ironing, can, etc. Empty money
from pop machines and prepare for deposit. Balance petty cash boxes.
Prepare deposits. Attend monthly staff meetings and weekly management
administration meetings. Work with Administrative Assistant in preparing
policies and chair the Safety Committee. Position is PT, but will work into
FT. EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE REQUIRED: At least a high school
diploma or equivalent. Must have the ability to perform secretarial duties,
be competent in the use of office equipment (i.e. copier, computer, printer,
typewriter, and calculator) and have the ability to work with the public, as
well as DD individuals. Must be self-motivated and organized.
BUZZ
THOMPSON & SONS Looking to hire a Mechanic. Pay is competitive,
wages DOE. PICK UP APPLICATION AT THE SHOP OR CALL 406-
228-4801
BUZZ
MILK RIVER INC. is looking for a Night Shift Direct Support Specialist.
CALL 406-228-8412 FOR MORE INFO
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify anyone
who wants to become a CNA as well. Starting wage for trainees is $15.00
hourly. PLEASE SWING BY VALLEY VIEW HOME ADMIN OFFICE FOR
AN APPLICATION AND JOIN OUR TEAM!
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for a new full time Activities Aide to work
with our residents on daily activities and outings. As an Aide you will be
joining a unique and awesome department that works like a family while
working with you on building your schedule. PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW
HOME FOR AN APPLICATION
BUZZ
TAYLOR AUCTION SERVICES Jane & Tim Hide Estate Sale &
Consignment Auction. NOW TAKING OPEN CONSIGNMENTS. CALL
KEVIN TAYLOR AT 406-230-2259 FOR MORE INFO
 St. Raphael’s
412 3rd Ave. N
228-9800

RUMMAGE SALE
Thursday - Saturday • April 20th - 22nd
WE ARE ACCEPTING DONATIONS
accepting donations thru Monday, April 17
DROP OFF ITEMS MONDAY - THURSDAY 10 AM - 4 PM
PLEASE LEAVE TREASURES ON THE STAGE.
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE OUTSIDE

Valley County Fair Commission is looking to hire the

following positions for the 2023 fair season:
Maintenance/Groundskeeper:
Start date June 1 but could be sooner.
Pay starts at $12.50 hr continued from page 2 — In 1953 the ND Legislative
Office staff (2 positions available):
Assembly defeated Senate Bill (S.B.) No. 134 that would
Start day June 1, 2023. Position requires computer skills, ability
to perform clerical duties, working with the public is a must. have adopted the Flickertail facsimile as the official
Pay starts at $12.50 hr emblem of the state. The International Peace Garden
Applications can be found at valleycountymt.net under the straddles the international Boundary between North
Applications & Forms tab and will need to be returned to
Bonnie in the Clerk & Recorder’s Office. Dakota and the Canadian province of Manitoba. In
1956 the North Dakota Motor Vehicle Department, on

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its own initiative, placed the words Peace Garden State
on license plates; the name proved so popular that it was
formally adopted by the 1957 legislature.

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Dakrat, is derived from “Dakota Rat” and is a commonly
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20% - 50% OFF traveled that far. Head northeast approximately 99
miles northeast of Calgary. Torrington, Alberta (pop.
306 in the 2021 census) is home to the World Famous
Gopher Hole Museum. It features 77 stuffed gophers
(Richardson’s ground squirrels) posed to resemble
townspeople in 44 scenes. Around 5,000 people come
to the museum every year during the four months the
museum is open. Dioramas depict gophers as waterfowl
hunters, firefighters, cosmetologists, priests, bank
robbers, RCMP officers, pool players, and First Nations
people. The Gopher Hole Museum has cost $2 for adults
 NEW STORAGE
and 50 cents for children since its foundation.
The concept was created due to problems with
gopher overpopulation in Torrington, leading one
woman at a community meeting to jokingly say they
should be stuffed and put on display. It was opened in UNITS
1996, and over 10,000 people came to visit it the year it
opened. A group of women residing in the town, who AVAILABLE
run, maintain, and have tours for the museum, came
up with the ideas for the scenes. The clothes that are Corner of 9th Street
worn by every gopher, as well as the backgrounds, were
created by hand. & 3rd Avenue South
The museum is profiled in Chelsea McMullan’s 2015
documentary film World Famous Gopher Hole Museum.
The film premiered at the 2015 Toronto International
Film Festival. The film was shortlisted for the Canadian
Screen Award for Best Short Documentary at the 4th
Canadian Screen Awards.

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Letter to the Buzz
What the heck? It was a mistake, those happen but he
was issued a verbal warning! That verbal warning and
the written warning for attending a meeting on his
HELP WANTED own dime in Scobey goes in the personnel file.
When I asked how many of these demerits it
Have you talked to any employees of Valley
takes to get canned, Commissioner Mary Armstrong
County recently? How many long term employees
said “It depends”. {Depends on what?} At the Hinsdale
are left? Walk into the courthouse and experience the
town hall meeting last evening Commissioners Mary
solemn, quiet atmosphere. There is no radio, no music,
& John were asked why this employee was on the
no conversation, no laughter and no whistling while
chopping block and Mary responded that “he is not
you work.
on the chopping block”.
How about the road, weed, health depts. or the
I read the minutes of a 12/02/22 meeting involving
refuse district? The atmosphere has been called hostile
a 10 year employee of the road dept., the intimidation
by a few terminated employees. There have been 2 road
and badgering was unbelievable. This is not a healthy
dept. employees fired, resulting in two road graders
working environment and I think it could possibly
sitting idle. That equipment is leased and is costing
cost Valley County some money. I understand why
you money for nothing! Last week two employees quit
the employees choose to not close their personnel
their clerical positions in the courthouse. There is no
meetings, so others can be witness to the abuse of
incentive to apply for county openings.
authority.
County jobs used to be coveted because they were
The commissioners were willing to spend
stable jobs that didn’t become available very often
$155,400 for a body scanner in the jail house because
and include benefits, health insurance and Public
that could prevent a liability, but they aren’t worried
Employees Retirement. The county personnel policy
about their personnel actions causing a liability.
probationary period of 6 months was recently changed
YOU, the taxpayers need to speak up, this is YOUR
to 12 months and can now be extended another 3 to 6
Montana county, it’s not Washington. The Glasgow
months! That is one entire year or more of probation
Town Hall meeting has not been re-scheduled yet so
for new hires!
stay tuned for that chance to listen and talk about what
Thanks to Mary for bringing the Boeing culture to
is going on with your tax dollars.
the policy & procedures for Valley county. I find it real
There is another 1.8 Million DOLLARS
odd that there is not a drug policy and hard to believe
coming in from the “Local Assistance and Tribal
there is not an alcohol policy. An employee was caught
Consistency Fund” so let them know where you
on camera driving a county vehicle, buying alcohol
would like to see it spent. The first 1.8 million
and consuming alcohol in that county vehicle and yet
dollars is almost gone.
is still on the payroll. Sounds like a liability issue.
~ Signed 03/23/2022 by Char Arneson
There are various department meetings scheduled
and Mark Arneson
during work hours so there is not much public
involvement. My spouse and I attended a department 38 TH ANNUAL • GLASGOW/FORT PECK CHAPTER

meeting 1/05/23 where we witnessed intense employee
browbeating. Commissioner Armstrong asked the WA LLEYES UN LIM ITED
same question of the employee three times and when
the employee responded with the same answer, Mary
said “I heard you the 1st time, 2nd time and 3rd time”.
BANQUET
Rude, demeaning and not appropriate in my book. Saturday, March 25, 2023
Apparently not appropriate enough to be printed in Glasgow Elks Lodge
the official meeting minutes either. That employee was Doors Open 4:30pm
reprimanded for an error on his time card posted on Walleye & Roast Beef Dinner 6:00pm
the computer. Hours worked were erroneously put Prizes for all Ages
in the adjoining column for Sick time but instead of Door Prize
asking about it, he was interrogated. ~ Sponsored by Glasgow Auto Safety Center
Oops, are you telling me that in 28 1/2 years he $35 ~ Adults • $10 ~ Kids 12 & Under
Tickets can be purchased at the Door.
made an error on one of his 740 time cards to date?
Deadline for deer and elk
permit applications is April 1
BS
Hunters have until April 1 to apply for deer and elk CENTRAL
licenses, but they shouldn’t wait for the last minute. Get Home of the BS Buzz
it done now.
Hunters who are applying for special licenses and
permits need to have a valid email address. Hunters can
apply for permits on the FWP website. If hunters want Full Color Printing
to apply in person, FWP offices are open from 8 a.m. to Envelopes • Brochures • Business Cards
5 p.m., Monday through Friday.
Advertising in the BS Buzz
Hunters and anglers can also take advantage of
the MyFWP mobile app, if they haven’t already. The Passport Pictures
app holds and displays licenses, permits and E-Tags,
bscentral@nemont.net • 515 2nd Ave. S • (406) 228-4558
which can be downloaded and used in the field without
cell service. Hunters and anglers will need a MyFWP
account to use the app, which is a secure and convenient
digital profile that stores licenses, permits and related
information.
To create a new account, visit the MyFWP login Make a
page. Users need to make sure to link their ALS number
to the MyFWP account to ensure their hunting and difference
fishing licenses are attached to their MyFWP account.
Hunters will also still have the option to print copies
in the lives
of licenses they purchase online or at FWP offices.
If people have questions, the FWP licensing call
of others.
center will be open from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. through April
1; after April 1, the hours will return to 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.
We’re hiring amazing people across
The call center can be reached at 406-444-2950.
a variety of departments, including:
FWP opens public scoping on
• Inpatient • Surgery

proposed wolf management plan • Information Services

• Laboratory
• Glasgow Clinic
• Facility Services
Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks will prepare an
environmental impact statement (EIS) and conduct
public scoping on a proposed action to develop a new FMDH benefits include:
wolf management plan. • Full benefits package (medical, dental, vision and life insurance)
• Free employee-only medical insurance option
The 2003 Montana Gray Wolf Conservation and
• 401K pension plan with employer matching contribution
Management Plan and associated EIS were developed • Vacation and sick leave
20 years ago. Since then, new, and improved research, • On-the-job training
management tools and methods have been developed
and incorporated into Montana’s gray wolf management
strategy; however, they are not described in the 2003
Wolf Plan. Gov. Greg Gianforte asked FWP to create
a new wolf management plan with broad public
engagement due to the interest in wolf management
across the state. For employment information,
The new wolf management plan will include the please call 406.228.3662
latest science surrounding wolf management, better or visit fmdh.org/applytoday
transparency on wolf management, and be easier to or scan >
update in the future.
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At a country-club party, a young man was
introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began
paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The
girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback
by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after
30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
“Look,” she said. “We only met a half hour ago.
How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each
other.”
“You’re soooo wrong,” the young man declared.
“For the past 5 years I’ve been working in the bank
where your father has his account.”

Meeting up at the Officer’s Club

Most Friday nights at the naval station in Bermuda,
we would assemble at the officer’s club after work. One
Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to
leave at 6 p.m.
We all tried to talk him into staying, but he’d
promised his bride he’d be home by six. I offered to call
home for Rick.
When his wife answered the phone, I said, ‘Rick
has been kidnapped. Put one hundred dollars in small,
unmarked bills in a plain brown paper bag and throw it
in the door of the officer’s club.’ Then I hung up.
A short time later, a waiter brought a grocery bag
to our table. In it were Rick’s baseball glove, a tennis
racket, and a teddy bear.
Attached to the bear was a note: ‘Rick can play
kidnapped until 7 p.m. Then he must come home.’
 CINDY TAYLOR
BENEFIT AUCTION
SATURDAY, APRIL 1
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Live & Silent Auction @ 6:30 PM
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Suess savant, extraordinary educator, athlete aficionado,
purveyor of packs, dramaturgy devotee, and many other
alliterative titles to be sure-Cindy is many things too many
people in our community.
She loves her home, and all those who call it the same,
and pours herself into championing everything it has to
offer. She sees the potential in people and works hard to
help them achieve it, all while being of service to those that Bergara .17 HMR
really need it.
And now, she needs our support.
Cindy is in Seattle for several months undergoing
necessary medical treatment. And as we all know, treatment
and travel expenses add up. In order to help offset such costs,
Cindy’s loved ones are fundraising on her behalf.
If you have felt blessed by Cindy’s loving efforts in the
past, and can provide some help now, you would earn our S&W EZ 9mm Grizzly 45 LC/.410 Short
gratitude and prayers for all your future years.

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• Booze Coolers
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