EXT. LORONG KELAS.

SIANG
Karin dan Fahri berjalan keluar kelas.

KARIN
Kalo lu suka sama si Ghea,just ask
her out. It’s not that hard. Ajak
keluar, take her to dinner, atau
nonton. You only need proper pick
lines. That’s all.
FAHRI
Gak segampang itu, lu kira pick up
lines yang ada di film film itu
bisa diterapkan disini.? Hey i
couldn’t help but notice you have a
beautiful eyes. I already trapped
inside them. Can I buy you a drink?

FAHRI (IMMITATING GHEA) (CONT’D)

Sure. Do you also have a condom,
you can fuck me as well, as long as
you turn the lights off.
KARIN
Yeah, that would the best case
scenario.

FAHRI
Yeah, but that would never happen.
Adanya ditampol gua. Udahlah Rin
,dating sytle disini sama di
Amerika beda. Jangan disamain

KARIN
Iya gua tahu beda, tapi gak ada
salahnya dicoba. Kalo cara
ketimuran gak berhasil, it is
logical to try another approach.

FAHRI
Emang lu pernah nyoba?

KARIN
Pernah.

FAHRI
Dan berhasil?

KARIN
Of course, dummy. You can get any
girl you want with this approach.
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Fahri tiba tiba terhenti.

FAHRI (WITH A SLIGHT OF GIGLE)
You’re full of shit.
KARIN (WITH A FULL GIGLE)
Anjing lu.. Beneran berhasil nyet.
FAHRI
Nih gua bilangin ya, cara yang
beneran berhasil itu, gua kenalan
ama Ghea. Sekelompok sama dia, make
sure she does not have a boyfriend,
then make her laugh, and after two
or three months bantering over the
texts, saling tuker jokes, and
share something personal, I might
ask her out. And after all of those
shit if I’m lucky I might get a
dinner with her.
KARIN
By dinner you mean sex?
FAHRI
Bangsat.. Ya enggak lah...,emangnya
gua elu.

KARIN
Fuck.. See that is your problem. Lu
emang hopeless romantic akut ya.
Come on love is raw, and full of
sex and adrenaline. Kalo lu masih
jadi gentleman yang sok romantis,
puitis, or whatever “prince
charming” bullshit, lu gak bakal
dapet cewek. Gak bakal bisa move
on. Girls love bad boy. Hopeless
romantic is basically 40 year old
virgin.
FAHRI
Brengsek., I don't know whether to
admire you or not with your
promiscuity. But i’m not you, for
me sex is a special interaction in
respectful romantic relationship.
That is why it’s called “making
love”. Not just screwing around.

(CONT’D)
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KARIN
Now you’re full of shit. Ri,it’s
been 4 years. Masa lu masih ada
rasa sama Putri sih? I get it,
she’s your high school sweetheart,
your first love... bla bla bla..,
maybe she’s great in bed... but
come on.. she cheated on you.
You’re not a prince charming, but
you’re nice guy. Sweet. Caring. You
deserve better. As your friend, i
told you, you need to get laid to
move on.
FAHRI
Technically, she didn’t cheat, she
just texted another guy, with a big
fucking heart emoji. It not like
she fucked him or anything.
KARIN
That was cheating on you, you dumb
fuck. See, your love made you dumb.
That kind of love killed more man
than any other deadly diseases.
Bego lu emang. Love is simple and
fun. Masa lu gak nyadar sih?

FAHRI
Dasar brengsek lu nyet... Fine..
She cheated. For your information,
I don't need sex to move on. I get
it though, I mean sex is great. But
you see, there are more intimate
and romantic things in relationship
more than sex.

KARIN
It’s so cute that you believe in
all that shit. Atau jangan jangan,
lu belum puber ya?
FAHRI
Anjing lu emang. Anyway, I have
moved on though. I have no feeling
whatsoever for Putri.
KARIN
Iya gua tahu, lu suka Ghea kan.
FAHRI
Bukan.... Bukan ghea.
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KARIN
Oh really? Gua tau lu curi curi
pandang di kelas tadi nyet.

FAHRI
Nope, I wasn’t looking at her.

KARIN
Dude.. I was sitting next to her. I
know. Besides, she’s gorgeous. And
totally your type.
FAHRI
Yaudah kalo gak percaya.
KARIN
Oh. Shifa berarti. But, she’s
taken. I mean, if you want her, I
totally support you. If it start
dirty, it doesn’t always end up
dirty you know.

FAHRI
Bukan shifa nyet... her boyfriend
is like boxing champion. And, by
the way, any relationship start
with dirty stuff, it will end up
dirty. Like a full swing uppercut
to my chin in that case.
KARIN
See.. That’s fun. If he hit you, I
bet you still get her.

FAHRI
Brengsek lu . I still get her to
attend my funeral maksud lho...
Anjing lah..
KARIN
Wait
Karin tiba tiba terhenti.
KARIN (CONT’D)
So.., If it wasn’t them.. Then...
FAHRI
Do you wanna have dinner with me
tonight? I know a great sushi
place. That is your favorite food
right?
END. Karin just smile, and Fahri know what that means.
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