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160] - Speaker 1
So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?

[00:00:02.980] - Speaker 2
Yes, he was.

[00:00:04.540] - Speaker 3
No. No.

[00:00:07.540] - Speaker 1
So who else was in this club?

[00:00:10.200] - Speaker 4
Actually, there was also that exchange student from Thailand. But I don't think he knew what it was.

[00:00:17.890] - Speaker 1
So, Ross, we went out for two years and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel Club?

[00:00:22.690] - Speaker 2
You went out with her?

[00:00:24.710] - Speaker 4
We had a pack. That was in high school. It's not like it was binding forever.

[00:00:30.310] - Speaker 2
Then why did it have the word eternity in it?

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Okay, Monica, did you know about this? I swear I didn't. Hey, is that why you guys used to go up to your
bedroom and lock the door? Yeah, a little relieved, I gotta say.

[00:00:47.140] - Speaker 4
Look, Regina, I'm sorry, okay? I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined co founded. Co
founded, co founded the club was that I was insanely in love with you. Obviously, I didn't handle it very
well. But if you think about it, the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
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Except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club.

[00:01:12.640] - Speaker 1
Okay, so what, you guys would just, like, get together and just say mean things about me?

[00:01:17.370] - Speaker 2
We did a little more than that.

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No. No, no, no.

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What else did you do?

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We started a rumor.

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That rumor? Oh, come on. Well, just take off your shirt and tell us, Rob.

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No big deal. The rumor was that you had both male and female reproductive parts.

[00:01:50.590] - Speaker 1
What?

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That's right. We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise her as a girl but you still had a hint of a
penis.

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Oh, my God. You started that? What? You heard it? Everyone in our school heard it.
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Everybody at my school heard it. You were the hamprodite cheerleader from Long Island.

[00:02:14.290] - Speaker 1
Oh, my God. This is all making so much sense to me now. This is why Adam Carter wouldn't go out with
me. This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region.

[00:02:21.910] - Speaker 4
Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now, so that one's not really our fault.

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Monica, how come you never told me this? I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were going
to cry and then show it to me.