Delia RULES

Ingemells 1. You have 4 sections in this book. DONOT read ahead.

The 1st section should be read BEFORE starters
The 2nd section should be read AFTER starters and
BEFORE main course
The 3rd section should be read AFTER main course
and BEFORE dessert
The 4th section should be read AFTER desserts
2. You should reveal EVERYTHING you read in this book,
otherwise you are concealing evidence
3. At the end you should make a guess at who killed Lord
Strutbury.
4. Never lie, you are not the murderer.
5. Try to keep your booklet away from prying eyes.
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Character Breakdown
You’re in your early 40’s and a Reverend at Aldbury All Saints
Church. You’ve known The Strutburys since you’ve moved to the
Parish 6 years ago. This is the longest you’ve ever stayed at one
church, as you often have to move from one to another to leave
personal problems behind.
You come across to others as very holy, with very geeky
characteristics. A very trust worthy lady who is sin less, but that
couldn’t be further from the truth.
You’ve had many scandals involving your past that the Strutburys
are not aware of. You believe you are a nymphomaniac. And have
broken up numerous marriages in the past. You can’t help yourself.
But with your mannerisms no-one would ever guess, it was you
their husband was having an affair with. You need the Strutburys on
your side. They give a lot of money to the church (25% you take to
fund your Anne Summers collection).
Round 1
While constantly pushing your glasses up your nose tell the family
you’re deeply sorry about the Lord Strutburys passing away and
quote.
“The kingdom of heaven is like unto treasure hid into a field”
Matthew 13:44
You notice everyone is drinking wine. Tell them you normally don’t
drink, but why not have one. Blood of Christ and all that.
Ask Lady Strutbury how many children she had,
Ask Kathy if she still works as the Manor Cook and did she cook the
food tonight?

You will act: A bit of a preacher, you talk looking over the top of
your glasses
You will talk: Posh with a lisp due to your bucked teeth
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 Round 2
Tell Lady Strutbury many of your congregation have said many kind
words about the Lord since the passing of his soul. He was much
loved in the village.
When you are offered some more wine, at first you’ll refuse and
then say why not. Jesus used to turn water into wine after all.
Chuckle to yourself, (you have an embarrassing laugh)
Start humming “the Lord is my shepherd” while swaying and looking
at the ceiling.
That nosy cook, Kathy, has uncovered a ghost from the past when
she asks you about him, you’ll shrug and change the subject.
Do not turn the page
Round 3
Wine always makes you randy, so chuck off your glasses and start
playing flirt with all the men around the table, including the butler.
You don’t like Lady Strutbury and you want the party to know how
the two didn’t get on, so sarcastically say how sad it was that the
her and her husband lived different lives in each wing of the manor
and how they never got on. Tell her, they two will be reunited in
heaven and give an evil smile
Ask Charlie if he’ll take you to his shed someday and show you his
tools
Do not turn the page
 Round 4

That sexy gardener Charlie is going to stand up and announce

something, take a look at his bum at this point and shout “Nice
bottom” After the confession, ask Lady Strutbury if it is true and
don’t stop till you get an answer.

Ask Victoria if she wants to buy anything from your Anne Summers
catalogue.

Very drunk tell Lady Strutbury that her husband was a great kisser
and you’re church will greatly miss his donations laugh loudly.

WHO MURDERED LORD STRUTBURY?

It wasn’t you.