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Barney Live: The Search For The Barney Bag Act 2 (Script)
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Show starts up again as the curtian opens up with an instramental of the theme*
Barney: Little ladies and little gentalmen welcome to Barney's super dee duper circus *laughs* here come the
clowns and they're really crazy
The kids dressed up as clowns and actual clowns (including a fimiler looking one) ride on stages VIA tiny
clown cars and various other tiny vehicles*
The totally not Winkster clown sneaks behind the cardboard audience as Boom Boom start's up*
The kids: Boom, boom, Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and foolish the
whole day through,Boom, boom, Ain't it great to be crazy?
Johnny: A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sat on a curbstone covered with ice. The horse, he slipped And
fell on the flea "Whoops!", said the flea, "There's a horse on me!"
Barney and the kids: Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and
foolish the whole day through,Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy?
Jake: Way down south where bananas grow A flea stepped on an elephant's toe.The elephant cried,with tears in
his eyes,"Why don't you pick on someone your size?"
Barney and the kids: Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and
foolish the whole day through,Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy?
Karen: Way up north where there's ice and snow, There lived a penguin and his name was Joe.He got so tiredOf
black and white,He wore pink slacks to the dance last night.
Barney and the kids: Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and
foolish the whole day through,Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy?
Song ends*
Barney: It's always fun to clown around. But did all of you travel in these little cars?
car horn is heard as BJ ,Baby Bop and a few more clowns appear on a bus (same one from Colorful World
but repainted)*
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Barney: This bus can't fit everybody but all of you can help us with this song just sing what we sing and do what
we do
The Cast: The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus
go round and round All through the town The doors on the bus go open and shut Open and shut, open and shut
The doors on the bus go open and shut All through the town The people on the bus go up and down Up and
down, up and down The people on the bus go up and down All through the town The babies on the bus go "Wah,
wah, wah! ""Wah, wah, wah! Wah, wah, wah!" The babies on the bus go "Wah, wah, wah!" All through the town
The mommies on the bus go "Shh, shh, shh! ""Shh, shh, shh! Shh, shh, shh!" The daddies on the bus go "Shh,
shh, shh!"All through the town
BJ drives the bus offstage as the clowns and the kids exits with the bus*
Baby Bop: Sometimes mommy and daddys say "Your acting like little monkeys" well this is how real monkeys
act. Come on in monkeys!
Baby Bop: Now remember don't try this at home. Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
Baby Bop: One fell off and bumped his head Mommy called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
Baby Bop: One fell off and bumped his head Mommy called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
Baby Bop: She fell off and bumped her head Mommy called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
Song ends*
Barney: Let's give a hand to Baby Bop,her marvalus monkeys and doctor Jake
Barney: Then your really going to enjoy our next act but first we're going to need to get some penuts
Barney: There's usally someone selling peanuts at a circus... I think I saw one back stage somewhere oh peanut
salesman! Peanut salesman!
Barney goes backstage repating Peanut salesman as magic sparkles appear on the TV screens*
Barney: Peanuts! Get your peanuts here! hot chrunchy munchy peanuts here
Barney: Circus Pea-....oh thought I had more oh well circus peanuts for all of you here you Kristy
Kristy: Thanks
Barney: You're welcome Peanuts! Get your hot roasted peanuts here!
Barney improvises as he goes backstage as the same magic sparkles as before appear on the stage*
Winkster pops up behind the carboard audience with peanuts and then goes back in*
Barney: *Laughs* Well now that you've got peanuts let's welcome our next act he just loves peanuts
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Barney: OK all you elephents out there let's see how low your ears hang
Barney and the kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie
'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em 'oer your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?
Fred ,Kristy and Elissa leave the stage as Baby Bop enters*
Barney: And now Barney's Super Dee Duper circus presents someone stronger then a elephent
Clowns come in with a gigantic barbell and puts it on Baby Bop's blanket*
Barney: And now ladies and gentelmen let us introduce the strongest man on earth he once lifted an entire
football filed and an elephant at once.
Barney: OK I might have made up the last part *laughs* but here he comes now to lift a barbell "Charles The
Incredable"
Charles: Yes?
Charles: Not to worry just give me a few minutes and this barbell will be off your blanket
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Charles and Baby Bop leave the stage as Barney walks in the stage again*
Barney: You know i've never seen a tent with a sky light before *laughs* anyway our next act has someone high
in the air but he's not on a trapeeze
Barney: Thank you very much. he's waiting outside the teather as we speak so let's just guide him in
Karen exits the stage as BJ arrives in a airplane (same one from Colorful World like the bus) as he's joined
by the clowns and 3 of the kids (Jimmy,Fred and Kristy)
BJ: Wow it's great flying and all of you can fly during this next song just watch my friends and do what we do
The Cast: Oh, we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an
airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high.
BJ:Lookin' out the window, we can see the wings. Down below, we see other things. Like little tiny buildings
and cars so small. It makes me feel like I'm really tall.
The cast:Oh, we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an
airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high.
BJ:Pretending I'm a pilot is a lot of fun. I think when I grow up, I really might be one. But for now I'm just
enjoying being in this plane, Safe from the snow, and from the rain.
The cast:Oh, we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an
airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high. Yes we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window,
Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high.
Song ends*
Kristy:No problem
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Barney:And now next at our Super Dee Duper circus we like to present to you Karen and her amazing dancing
bears
Barney leaves the stage as Karen enters the stage in a dress with a teddy bear*
Karen:Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got
lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one.
Dancing bears come out on the stage (including The winkster hiding behind one of them wearing bear
hats)*
Karen:Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all
ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun.
But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready
Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really
frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me
I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy,
gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind,
and that's cool.
Barney:That was Karen and her amazing dance bears .....altough one of those bears looked a bit fimiler
.....anyway we have lots more animals to showcase at this circus in fact we're going to need all of you to help us
during this next act let's hear all of you quack like a duck
Barney:Wow all of you sounded so real i almost tought there was real ducks at our circus.....actually here they
come now
Barney:Four little ducks went out one day Over the hills and far away Mother Duck said
Barney:But only three little ducks came back. Three little ducks went out one day Over the hills and far away
Mother Duck said
Barney:But only two little ducks came back. Two little ducks went out one day Over the hills and far away
Mother Duck said
Barney:But only one little duck came back. One little duck went out one day Over the hills and far away Mother
Duck said
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Barney: But none of the five little ducks came back. awwwww..... Sad Mother Duck went out one day Over the
hills and far away Mother Duck said "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!" And all of the five little ducks came back!
Barney:And that's the end of the circus we hope all of you had a great ti-
BJ:Wait a minute Wait a minute! we've saved the best part of the circus for last
BJ:Bring it in guys
BJ:My canon!
Barney:Your canon?
The clowns bring in the canon as Barney and BJ throws out improv lines*
BJ:Yes i'm BJ the human cannon ball and i'm going to launch myself out of this cannon
Barney:Uhhh BJ maybe we should talk about this because there's some saftey regulantions to thi-
BJ:And when I'm high up in the air I'll wave some flags ,then i'll hum the french national athem say the alphabet
backwards while doing morse code with my feet
Barney:BJ?
Barney:BJ!
Barney:BJ!
BJ:Yes Barney?
Barney:That sounds very entertaining and all but you can't shoot yourself out of a canon that's not a safe thing to
try and saftey is very important
BJ:I guess your right.......it beats trying my magic act again tough
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Winkster:*Laughs* what are you doing all the way over there Barney?!?
Winkster:*phew* .....You see boys and girls Barney and all of his friends will never catch me
The kids go on stage blocking the steps to the stage as the curtians open for Barney to catch the bag*
Winkster runs to where the curtians are before they close leaving Barney and the kids on the stage*
Winkster's voice:That was a close one! but it looks like I get to keep the Barney bag and the surprise
inside
Barney:Oh come on everybody we got really close this time. We can always think of another plan
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Barney:Oh but you will .........everyone will if we all sing a silly song .........How about it everyone? would you
like to sing a silly song to cheer up my friends? you will?
Barney:Great because the next song is something that just "Came back" to me *laughs* My aunt came back
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Song ends*
Barney:Well since we're all feeling better why don't we go back to the backyard to play some more games?
The kids::YEAH!
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Curtians open back up to the backyard setting (slightly darker then before with a night time sky backdrop)
as they regroup with BJ and Baby Bop*
Barney and Fred makes a bridge as the rest gets ready to play*
The Cast:London Bridge is falling down, Falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, My fair
lady.
Barney:Build it up with iron bars, Iron bars, Iron bars.Build it up with iron bars, My fair lady.
BJ,Baby Bop and the kids:Iron bars will bend and break Bend and break, bend and break Iron bars will bend
and break My fair lady.
Barney:Build it up with silver and gold, Silver and gold, silver and gold. Build it up with silver and gold, My fair
lady.
BJ ,Baby Bop and the kids: Gold and silver I have none, I have none, I have none. Gold and silver I have none,
My fair lady.
The Cast:London Bridge is falling down, Falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, My fair
lady
Song ends*
Kristy:We'd like to Barney but it looks like we might have to go home soon
Elissa:Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in
the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are
Barney ,Baby Bop,BJ and the kids:Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world
so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are
Baby Bop:I want to make a wish on one of these stars ........Now what will I wish for? oh i know Star light, star
bright, first star I'd see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish, I wish tonight.......Now what was my
wish? Oh no I remember ,Please mister star can we get the Barney Bag back for all of our friends? Thank you
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Winkster:Star light, star bright, first star I'd see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might,have the wish, I wish
tonight
Barney:Huh?.......oh Thank you everybody you know everybody has a special type of wish in they're hearts let's
all be quiet and hear what his wish is
Winkster:I took this bag because I wanted all of you to be friends with me,but I now relize that it wasn't the right
thing to do ...........I'm sorry
Song ends*
Winkster:I don't have many friends and I tought playing a game of chase would be fun
Barney:That's right
Barney: There are lots of things we can do to be nice Sometimes they're hard to remember But there are two
little things You should never forget From January through December
The kids: He's talkin about please and thank you They're called the magic words
If you want to be nice then take this really sound advice Remember please and thank you, 'Cause they're the
magic words
Barney: Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night, 'Cause it's a great way to be polite
Barney and the kids: Please and thank you, they're the magic words We're talkin about please and thank you
They're called the magic words
If you want to be nice then take this really sound advice Remember please and thank you, 'Cause they're the
magic words
The kids: Use 'em in the morning,at noon, and night, 'Cause it's a great way to be polite
Barney and the kids: Please and thank you, they're the magic words
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Winkster: You're talkin about please and thank you They're called the magic words If you want to be nice Hey
i'[m digging this sound advice it's please and thank you Cause they're the magic words
The cast: Cause it's a great way to be polite. Please and thank you they're the magic words.
Song ends*
Barney: Winkster I'd like to thank you for bringing back the Barney bag
BJ: Hey since we now have The Barney Bag back let's see what this surprise is
Barney: OK here we go
Barney reaches inside the bag and pulls out a felt heart*
Barney: Oh it's a heart with all sorts of wonderful decorations all over it
Winkster: That's it? I mean it's really nice but isn't this a bit small for everyone here to see?
Barney: It is now but it won't be if we use our imaginations ............Come on everybody imagine a heart big
enough to share with your family,a heart big enough to share with all of your friends ,a heart big enough for
everybody everywhere and let's imagine it ........right........now!
The cast closes they're eyes as a replica of the heart comes down over the hangout*
Barney: Now that"s a heart big enough to share with all of my friends You are special, you're the only one You're
the only one like you There isn't another in the whole wide world Who can do the things you do
The Cast: 'Cause you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Oh, you are
special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way
Barney: You're important, oh, you really are You're the only one like you The world is better, just because you're
here
The Cast: You should know that we love you 'Cause you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his
or her own way Oh, you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way
Barney: You know it's like I always say a little kindess goes a long way .......and in this case it goes a big BIG
way
The cast: Yes you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Oh, you are special,
special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way
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song ends*
Barney: You all did such a great job with the surprise
Jimmy: We couldn't have shown it if our new friend didn't bring us back The Barney Bag
Barney uses his "Magic" and puts the words "I Love You" to the heart*
Barney: Those are the words I love to hear the most from the people I love
Barney: I love you,you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ,won't you
say you love me too?
The cast: I love you, you love me we're best friends like friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from
me to you won't you say you love ....me too.......
Song ends*
Barney:Annnnnd that's our show it was really fun but i don't think we could have done it without all of you so
come on give yourself a big appluase YAY FOR YOU .....that's so nice and before you go remember one thing I
Love You
The Cast:Yes you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Oh, you are special,
special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Everyone! Everyone in his or her own way
Song ends as the cast waves goodbye to the audience as the curtian closes*
Barney: Wait a minute You can't all leave without a kiss goodbye .........so here it comes
Barney blows a kiss (the TV screens showing animated hearts as heart shaped confetti rains towards the
audience*
Curtian closes as Barney stays out waving goodbye to the audience ending the show*
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