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Clubhouse Confidential A Yankee Bat Boy's Insider Tale of Wild Nights, Gambling, and Good Times With Modern Baseball's Greatest Team
Clubhouse Confidential A Yankee Bat Boy's Insider Tale of Wild Nights, Gambling, and Good Times With Modern Baseball's Greatest Team
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Clash of the Titans
Roger Clemens
What is wrong with this guy! A giant of a man stands pressing his
face up against the New York Yankees’ clubhouse mirror, cheeks
puffed out until they look like they’re about to explode. When he
leans back there’s a smudge of oil where his nose touched the glass.
Baseball cap in hand, he’s breathing like he just walked up a flight
of stairs, but the game hasn’t even started.
He steps back and I see it’s Roger Clemens. He’s pitching
today. He screws his cap tight onto his head. His eyes rake over the
clubhouse and he begins pacing back and forth. Roger is massive
through the chest, nearly the size of two average men, his legs cut
and muscular as he turns and exits through the tunnel leading
up to the field. I can hear him breathing, the echo of each breath
magnified in the runway.
At first I was worried about him, but then I started worrying
about them—the batters going up against him. For it dawned on
me that this was a new side of Clemens, one I hadn’t seen yet. This
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times and the crowd came alive. Then there was the windup and
the pitch—a high fastball headed directly at the batter’s face! You could
hear a sharp gasp from the crowd. Piazza had no more than a frac-
tion of a second to react. His right foot was already off the ground
because he had launched into the swing, preventing him from get-
ting enough twisting force to turn his body away. He only had time
to move his head a few inches to avoid a direct blow between the
eyes. The baseball—unleashed, some said, with an intention to hit
him—smashed into the upper crown of Piazza’s blue helmet, di-
rectly above his left ear.
For a moment the massive body of the Mets catcher shook, as
if uncertain what to do. The echo of the Craaaaaackkkkkkkkkkkkk!
that the ball made upon impact with his batting helmet could be
heard all the way down in the Yankees’ dugout. The Yankees play-
ers and coaches leaped to their feet to see what had happened. A
few seconds later, the powerhouse who had faced Clemens with
such confidence and dignity crumpled and fell, collapsing over
home plate.
A hush fell over the crowd and for a few scary minutes all
50,000 spectators seemed to be thinking the same thing: this is
a hell of a dangerous sport. Then, as the fallen player was helped
off the field, the mood changed. The buzz of conversation spread
in waves. Everybody was talking about it! The legendary Mets
catcher had suffered a concussion and had to be taken out of the
game.
The Mets players were on top of the dugout yelling at Clemens.
“You’re an asshole!”
“You’re fucked up!”
Players were upset and reacting. The Yankees were jabbering
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was finally on our side—we realized that he was acting like a ner-
vous man. He was muttering sorry comments like, “I didn’t mean
to do it!”
Three months later things got even worse. It was Game 2 of
the World Series between the Yankees and the Mets. More than
anything else, what fans had come to see that October night was
the rematch between Clemens and Piazza. By now these two had
a history between them that went deeper than statistics and num-
bers. It was a history of blood and violence, and fans came to the
arena to see how it would unfold.
In quick succession, Clemens struck out the first two Mets
batters, Timo Perez and Edgardo Alfonzo, which brought up
the main event: Mike Piazza. When he stepped up to the plate—
the future Hall of Fame Mets catcher facing the future Hall of
Fame Yankees pitcher—I happened to be on bat boy duties that
day and was in the dugout. Piazza looked relaxed and ready for
business, swinging the bat around to show off his massive arm
and neck muscles. The Rocket was looking intense and focused on
the mound, psyched and ready to rumble. Roger’s face was red,
the muscles of his arms clearly visible in the lights. He was con-
centrating and breathing hard, just as he had done on that day
three months before, when he had psyched himself up in the
clubhouse. He was here to face his rival and finish this business
between them.
The Mets catcher took a few warm-up swings and stepped into
the batter’s box. An air of excitement and anticipation snapped
through the crowd, and you knew what they were thinking. There
wasn’t one man, woman, or child whose eyes weren’t trained on the
green diamond. The chatter wasn’t the usual noise you hear at
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Before every game the Yankees air the national anthem, and all
the players stand on the field. Sometimes, though, a player is late
getting to the ball park. To remedy this problem, Joe Torre made
up a rule:
if you’re late
for the national anthem
you pay a fine of
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It was the manager’s way of creating unity and making sure that
everyone was on time and responsible. He would use this money
at the end of the year to take the coaches out to dinner.
On off days, when he wasn’t pitching, Roger might get a mas-
sage and order something to eat. So when he came back to work
he was still in a relaxed frame of mind. Sometimes there would
be a memo posted up on the door of the clubhouse to let players
know what time they had to report in front of the dugout for the
national anthem. Roger Clemens would be late a good 80 percent
of the time.
When he arrived late, he would go into Torre’s office in full
uniform like a schoolboy reporting to the principal’s office. He
would leave three hundred-dollar bills on the manager’s desk, and
then he would take his time walking up to the dugout. After the
national anthem was over he would approach Torre.
“Hey, Mr. T, I left three hundred bucks on top of your table.
I know a couple of other guys were late so I’ll pay for them, too.”
Joe Torre would give him a sour look.
“Don’t make that a habit.”
But the funny thing is that having to pay these big fines never
seemed to teach Clemens a lesson. He was like a lot of the ath-
letes I’ve known: they’re late more often than the average person.
I don’t know why that might be, unless maybe it’s because they’re
so confident of their physical stamina that they think they can
get to places faster than they really can. Clemens’s lateness might
be a sign of arrogance, but it might just as easily be a sign of over-
confidence. One thing I know for sure is that it was this kind of
confidence that made Clemens such a menace on the field.
Torre would shake his head.
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“I’ll let you off this time,” he would say. “But next time you
have to be here. Don’t make this a regular thing because then
everybody will get used to it and just leave money on top of my
desk and won’t take the rule seriously.”
Forget the impression you may have of Roger Clemens as an
aggressive, inconsiderate person. Not only was he considerate enough
to pay for teammates who were late, but if you were in the same
room with him, like I was hundreds of times, you’d see that he
was a friendly guy with an almost sweet disposition. Yes, he was
competitive during games, but when he was off the field he was
like your fun-loving kid brother. That’s the best description I can
give of him. Like your little brother. You’d have loved him.
There’s no question that inside Clemens lives a little kid just
waiting to come out and have fun. Take, for example, what hap-
pened one fall day in September 2003. It’s always a tradition in
baseball on each team where the rookies—guys playing their first
full season in Major League Baseball—get hazed during their first
year. It’s called Rookie Dress-Up Day. This practical joke is sched-
uled for the last road trip in September. Rob Cucuzza, the Yan-
kees’ equipment manager, searches the Internet weeks in advance
and orders costumes. I would see Robbie sitting at his desk, hair
uncombed, sleeves rolled up, focusing on the task of finding some-
thing crazy-looking. People thought he was working. He would
spend hours setting up this prank, and Clemens would take a more
active role in the planning than other players. He used to walk into
the office sometimes when I was in there, and say, “How’s the cos-
tumes coming along? Did you guys get them yet?” Robbie would
show Clemens a couple of pictures of what he was considering.
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