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Peça-The Post Office
Peça-The Post Office
Clerk: But you’re the only customer. So you can come over here!
Clerk: what’s this? ( reading the label on the parcel) contents: one coffee pot. _ A coffee pot?
Customer: yes!
Customer: Be careful!
Customer: reading the book. No food by post. FOOD?! This isn’t food.
This is Napoleon!
Clerk: Napoleon?
Customer: Please!
Clerk: No.
Customer: Please ! !
Clerk: Not the name of the fish. Your daughter name’s name. What’s your daughter’s name?
Customer: Josephine.
Customer: Elisabeth.
Clerk: No – when I said “her second name, I meant her family name. What is her family name?
Customer: Wellington.
Clerk: Wellington.
Customer: Yes.
Clerk: address?
Customer: pardon?
Customer: Er...
Clerk: Sydney?
Customer: No.
Clerk: Melbourne?
Customer: No.
Clerk: Adelaide?
Clerk: Adelaide.
Clerk: Vienna?
Customer: Vienna.
Customer: Did I?
Customer: pardon?
Clerk: weight.
Customer: oh, ok... ( the customer starts walking back to the “wait here sign.)
Clerk: No! I didn’d say ( indicating the sign) “wait”. ( indicating the scales on the counter), “ weight”.
The clerk weights the parcel.
Customer: on an aeroplane?
Clerk: yes.
Clerk: really?
Customer: yes.
Clerk: In Vienna?
Customer: Yes.
Clerk: Yes!
Clerk: yes !!
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: But you’re the only customer. So you can come over here!
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: what’s this? ( reading the label on the parcel) contents: one coffee pot. _ A coffee pot?
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: No.
( the clerk bangs the parcel on the counter.)
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: Napoleon?
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: No.
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: Not the name of the fish. Your daughter name’s name. What’s your daughter’s name?
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: No – when I said “her second name, I meant her family name. What is her family name?
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: Wellington.
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: address?
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: Sydney?
Customer:
Clerk: Melbourne?
Customer:
Clerk: Adelaide?
Customer:
Clerk: Adelaide.
Customer:
Clerk: Vienna?
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: weight.
Customer:
Clerk: No! I didn’d say ( indicating the sign) “wait”. ( indicating the scales on the counter), “ weight”.
The clerk weights the parcel.
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk; why not?
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: yes.
Customer:
Clerk: really?
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: In Vienna?
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Customer:
Clerk: Yes!
Customer:
Clerk: yes !!
Customer: