1.

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree

angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come
along.
2. We have young kids who often walk into our room

at night for various reasons including clowns in the

closet.
3. You bite up because of your lower jaw.

4. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the

crevasse
5. I'd always thought lightning was something only I

could see.
6. He ended up burning his fingers poking someone

else's fire.
7. She always had an interesting perspective on why

the world must be flat.

8. Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed

to work for gin.

9. My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out

of noodles.
10. They ran around the corner to find that they had

traveled back in time.

11. The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of

becoming a sea turtle.

12. Before he moved to the inner city, he had always

believed that security complexes were

psychological.
13. 100 years old is such a young age if you happen to

be a bristlecone pine.
 14. He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail
collection.
15. They got there early, and they got really good seats.

16. Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

17. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.

18. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind

of freaked them out.

19. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to

dinosaurs.
20. At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was

living an experience.
21. It dawned on her that others could make her

happier, but only she could make herself happy.

22. Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place

at the wrong time.

23. The bullet pierced the window shattering it before

missing Danny's head by mere millimeters.

24. Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and

lived to tell the tale.

25. It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a

banana by promising it infinite bananas when they

die.
26. He strives to keep the best lawn in the

neighborhood.
27. 25 years later, she still regretted that specific

moment.
28. He decided to live his life by the big beats

manifesto.
29. Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup &
buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like
caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t
recommend anyone else do it either.
30. They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy.

31. The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known.

32. Please wait outside of the house.

33. The water flowing down the river didn’t look that

powerful from the car

34. It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all

the way to the deepest depths.

35. She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made

things all the worse.

36. The secret code they created made no sense, even to

them.
37. The furnace repairman indicated the heating

system was acting as an air conditioner.

38. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.

39. They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this

cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.

40. Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.

41. Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.

42. The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness

engulfed us.
43. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.

44. It was at that moment that he learned there are

certain parts of the body that you should never

Nair.
 45. The fence was confused about whether it was
supposed to keep things in or keep things out.
46. She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream

into her mouth while taking a bath.

47. The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her

longing.
48. That is an appealing treasure map that I can't read.

49. Lets all be unique together until we realise we are

all the same.