1.

With the high wind warning

2. He shaved the peach to prove a point.

3. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.

4. On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite

flavor of random grammar?

5. The light in his life was actually a fire burning all

around him.
6. Written warnings in instruction manuals are

worthless since rabbits can't read.

7. Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol

among macho men.

8. She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream

into her mouth while taking a bath.

9. Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.

10. Shingle color was not something the couple had

ever talked about.

11. It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!

12. Peter found road kill an excellent way to save

money on dinner.
13. He was disappointed when he found the beach to be

so sandy and the sun so sunny.

14. Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of

Cheerios.
15. While on the first date he accidentally hit his head

on the beam.
16. Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.

17. My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad

for your teeth.

 18. Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
19. There's a reason that roses have thorns.

20. He was 100% into fasting with her until he

understood that meant he couldn't eat.

21. I thought red would have felt warmer in summer

but I didn't think about the equator.

22. She is never happy until she finds something to be

unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed.

23. Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to

put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.

24. I’m working on a sweet potato farm.

25. Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of

attire for the beach.

26. I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.

27. Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of fun.

28. Tomatoes make great weapons when water

balloons aren’t available.

29. Car safety systems have come a long way, but he

was out to prove they could be outsmarted.

30. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

31. The sight of his goatee made me want to run and

hide under my sister-in-law's bed.

32. Every manager should be able to recite at least ten

nursery rhymes backward.

33. The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into

the toilet where he saw his friend go.

34. There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they

have money to go to the store.

 35. Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
36. People generally approve of dogs eating cat food

but not cats eating dog food.

37. I'd rather be a bird than a fish.

38. I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat

would miss me.

39. Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and

lived to tell the tale.

40. David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the

bag" strategy over nicely folding it.

41. Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for

the group of Kansas City college students.

42. The reservoir water level continued to lower while

we enjoyed our long shower.

43. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

44. His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus

farm.
45. They got there early, and they got really good seats.

46. Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.

47. There are no heroes in a punk rock band.

48. Two seats were vacant.

49. The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink

scarf.