Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Untitled
Untitled
Untitled
by
REVISED DRAFT
May, 2013
WARNER BROS. PICTURES INC. © 2013
4000 Warner Boulevard WARNER BROS. ENT.
Burbank, California 91522 All Rights Reserved
FADE IN:
SUPERIMPOSE: SPRING
TOMMY (V.O.)
You wanna know the real story, I’m
the one you wanna talk to -- Tommy
DeVito. Wasn’t for me, we all
probably would’ve wound up in the
trunk of somebody’s car with a
bullet in our head. Of course it
don’t come easy. You gotta have
talent and skill and vision.
TOMMY (V.O.)
And luck.
FRANKIE
(sings)
JUST LIKE A WAND’RIN SPARROW
ONE LONELY SOUL
I WALK THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW...
(hums)
Mm-mm-hmmm --
DeCARLO
Frankie! Where’s my single?
(CONTINUED)
2.
2 CONTINUED: 2
FRANKIE
Coming up, Mr. DeCarlo.
DeCARLO
Vito, when you gonna give my boy,
here, his own chair, eh?
VITO
He’s not ready yet.
DeCARLO
Frankie, you wanna give me a
shave?
FRANKIE
(not sure)
Yeah, sure --
DeCARLO
Give him the razor. Go ahead.
DeCARLO
Soave, Louie. He’s not gonna cut
my throat, are you, Frankie?
FRANKIE
No, Mr. DeCarlo.
DeCARLO
Lotta people’d like to, eh?
(then)
Go ahead. Nice and close.
Tommy arrives.
TOMMY
He in there?
TOMMY
Pick a card.
(CONTINUED)
3.
3 CONTINUED: 3
TOMMY
Jack of clubs.
TRULIO
Spectacular. You should open for
Dean Martin.
TOMMY
Okay, party time!
VITO
Dio mi aiuti!
FRANKIE
Aah!
DeCARLO
What?
VITO
Nothing -- it’s nothing --
TOMMY
What?
FRANKIE
It’s okay, just a little -- gimme
the witch hazel.
FRANKIE
I’m sorry, Mr. DeCarlo --
DeCARLO
Maybe you should phone ahead, eh,
Tommy?
TOMMY
Sorry, Gyp. I didn’t figure --
(CONTINUED)
4.
4 CONTINUED: 4
DeCARLO
I know. You usually don’t.
VITO
Gimme, I’ll finish --
DeCARLO
Calm down, Vito. What’s a little
blood between friends?
TOMMY (V.O.)
Gyp DeCarlo. Sure, they had
elections, but you wanted
something done -- or undone -- in
New Jersey, Gyp was the man. And
I had a special relationship with
him.
DeCARLO
Tommy -- you pick up my dry
cleaning?
TOMMY
Sure thing, Gyp. It’s at your
house.
DeCARLO
Okay. Drop Frankie and then take
me home.
(to Frankie)
You doing your exercises?
FRANKIE
Uh-huh.
DeCARLO
A voice like yours, that’s a gift
from God. The world is gonna hear
that voice. You understand?
FRANKIE
Sure, Mr. DeCarlo. Except --
DeCARLO
What?
FRANKIE
I just wish it would start to
happen.
(CONTINUED)
5.
5 CONTINUED: 5
DeCARLO
Impatient, huh? Don’t worry. You
work hard, everything follows. Am
I right, Tommy?
TOMMY
Bigger than Sinatra, my hand to
God.
TOMMY (V.O.)
There were three ways out of the
neighborhood: you join the Army
and maybe get killed; you get
mobbed up, maybe get killed that
way -- or you get famous. For us
it was two out of three.
Frankie enters.
FRANKIE
Hey, Mama --
FRANKIE’S MOTHER
What are you hanging around with
those bums?
6.
FRANKIE’S MOTHER
You hang out with them you become
like them. Tell him.
FRANKIE’S FATHER
Listen to your mother.
FRANKIE
Sorry. Gotta go.
FRANKIE’S FATHER
Finish your dinner.
TOMMY
Hello, Mr. Castelluccio. Mrs.
Castelluccio.
FRANKIE’S FATHER
Where you going at night?
FRANKIE
Rehearsal.
FRANKIE’S FATHER
What rehearsal?
TOMMY
(gets it)
We got a thing this Friday, right,
Frankie?
FRANKIE
Yeah. At the high school dance.
FRANKIE’S FATHER
You better not be drinking or
using drugs.
FRANKIE’S MOTHER
Tommy, you watch out for
Francesco, understand?
(CONTINUED)
7.
9 CONTINUED: 9
TOMMY
I’ll never let anything happen to
Frankie. My hand to God.
FRANKIE’S MOTHER
Here. For later. He didn’t eat a
thing.
TOMMY
Meatballs. Marone. From heaven.
Mama, I love you.
FRANKIE’S MOTHER
(to Frankie)
Home by eleven, you hear?
TOMMY
Okay, you look, you listen. You
see something, you give the high
sign.
FRANKIE
Yeah, I got it.
TOMMY
What’s the high sign?
FRANKIE
Silhouettes.
TOMMY
Don’t screw up, kid. This is for
real.
(CONTINUED)
8.
11 CONTINUED: 11
Here come Tommy and Nick out the back of the store,
struggling to pull a heavy safe on a small dolly toward
the parked Studebaker.
NICK
I can’t believe this.
TOMMY
He gave me the wrong combination,
okay? I’ll take care of him
later.
NICK
You couldn’t open it in there, how
you gonna open it at home? With a
can opener?
TOMMY
Shut up and push.
TOMMY
Okay, on three. One, two --
FRANKIE
TOOK A WALK AND PASSED YOUR HOUSE
LATE LAST NIGHT --
OFFICER MIKE
Hey, Frankie.
FRANKIE
Hey, Officer Mike.
OFFICER MIKE
What’s with the concert?
FRANKIE
Good acoustics. It bounces off
the building there.
(CONTINUED)
9.
13 CONTINUED: 13
OFFICER MIKE
Aren’t you supposed to be home by
eleven?
FRANKIE
Okay, truth? It’s my girl. She
lives there --
(a window across the
street)
I’m wooing her.
OFFICER MIKE
‘Wooing,’ huh?
FRANKIE
Making love with music.
(sings)
SILHOUETTES SILHOUETTES
SILHOUETTES SILHOUETTES
SILHOUETTES SILHOUETTES
OOOH-OOH --
ANGRY WOMAN
Hey, down there -- shut the hell
up! We’re tryin’ to sleep!
FRANKIE
The mother don’t like me.
OFFICER MIKE
Okay, nice try. Now get outta
here before I run you in.
FRANKIE
Sure, Mikey.
TOMMY
Get in! Balance it out.
(CONTINUED)
10.
14 CONTINUED: 14
NICK
(calls to Frankie)
Back it up!
Frankie jumps down from the car, whose front end is now
halfway into the rear door of the jewelry store. On top
of the alarm we can how hear a police siren in the
distance.
TOMMY
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
We’re the Variety Trio, I’m Tommy
DeVito, plus we got my brother
Nick DeVito, and our bass player,
Nick Massi.
(as Ed Sullivan)
And now, right here on our
stage... before we bring out the
Vienna Boys choir and Topo
Gigio...
(drops it)
Here he is, a new discovery of
mine, little Frankie Castelluccio!
(counts in the band)
Three-four!
(band begins to play)
Get up here, Frankie!
(CONTINUED)
11.
15 CONTINUED: 15
TOMMY
You sang good tonight.
FRANKIE
Thanks.
TOMMY
Good, not great.
FRANKIE
They seemed to like it.
TOMMY
What are you, an audience expert?
I’ll tell you when they like it.
FRANKIE
Okay, Tommy. I’m just saying --
TOMMY
Don’t say so much and just listen,
okay? By the way, the redhead in
the front? I seen her clocking
you. I think you could get in
there.
FRANKIE
Nah. She was with somebody.
TOMMY
Not if you take her for a little
spin.
FRANKIE
Like in what?
TOMMY
(dangles car keys)
The Belvedere.
(CONTINUED)
12.
16 CONTINUED: 16
FRANKIE
(skeptically)
You’re gonna lend me the Plymouth.
TOMMY
I might.
FRANKIE
Bullshit.
TOMMY
Just don’t wrap yourself around a
tree. I don’t wanna have to fill
out a lotta forms.
TOMMY
Coupla things you gotta know.
There’s two types of women, okay?
Type A and Type B. Type A: At
first they’re real easy, jump
right in bed with you, then later
on they bust your balls. Type B:
At first they play hard to get.
Then later on, they bust your
balls.
FRANKIE
I don’t get it.
TOMMY
Don’t worry, you will.
TOMMY
C’mon, don’t you like it? Huh?
Big man with the ladies? Show me
what you got --
TOMMY
Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy, little
brother.
(CONTINUED)
13.
16 CONTINUED: (2) 16
FRANKIE
Don’t do that! Don’t hit me! And
I ain’t your little brother!
TOMMY
Frankie --
FRANKIE
So, where you gonna go?
ANGELA
I dunno. Where you wanna go?
FRANKIE
(dangling keys)
Mexico?
OFFICER MIKE
Hey, Frankie.
FRANKIE
Hey, Mike. What’s up?
18 POLICE STATION 18
DETECTIVE #2
That jog your memory?
DETECTIVE #1
Frankie, you’re underage, you’re
hanging around the jewelry store,
you give the officer some bullshit
story about doing a Romeo act --
FRANKIE
I don’t know what you’re talking
about.
(CONTINUED)
14.
18 CONTINUED: 18
DETECTIVE #2
Tommy and his brother already gave
you up, numb nuts.
FRANKIE
Bullshit.
DETECTIVE #2
Okay, asshole, have it your way.
JUDGE
How old are you?
FRANKIE
Sixteen, Your Honor.
TOMMY
Your Honor. Please. The kid
didn’t know what he was doing. I
conned him into it.
JUDGE
(to Frankie)
I’m letting you off with a
warning. I suggest you get
yourself a new set of friends. I
see you in my courtroom again
you’re going away. Get outta
here.
FRANKIE’S MOTHER
(screams at Tommy)
Tu sei il diavolo! Stare lontano
da mio figlio!
TOMMY
ON EARTH ANGEL, EARTH ANGEL...
FRANKIE’S MOTHER
Tu pezzo di spazzatura!
(CONTINUED)
15.
19 CONTINUED: 19
JUDGE
(raps gavel)
Order!
TOMMY
Hey, Frankie --
(as Frankie turns)
Sing good.
JUDGE
(to Tommy, opening
his file)
As for you, let’s see... Gaetano
DeVito...
(reads in one breath)
Breaking and entering, possession
of stolen property, possession of
stolen property, breaking and
entering, possession of a forged
document, breaking and entering,
illegal gaming... quite a resume.
(then, chatty)
So, the kid’s a singer?
TOMMY
A good singer. And getting better
every day.
JUDGE
Then he oughta be great by the
time you get out. Six months.
TOMMY (V.O.)
So it’s back to the joint. Rahway
Correctional. They got a
revolving door on this place.
Somebody from the neighborhood’s
always inside.
(CONTINUED)
16.
20 CONTINUED: 20
TOMMY
Teach him. And watch him.
Anything happens to Frankie, you
got a problem with me.
GUARD
Welcome back, Tommy. How’s life?
TOMMY
Never better. You? The family?
GUARD
Can't complain.
In the dark:
NICK’S DATE
Nicky, fa’ God’s sakes! I thought
we were going to the movies!
NICK
Relax, willya?
NICK’S DATE
But I wanna see The Blob.
NICK
Sit down, read the Bible, improve
your mind.
NICK
Okay, remember the words?
(CONTINUED)
17.
21 CONTINUED: 21
FRANKIE
Yeah, yeah.
NICK
And don’t push. A little more
from the inside.
Nick, for a solo line, turns to his date and sings to her
cleavage.
Lights are flicked on, blinding them. The Nun and a COP.
NUN
There! I told you it wasn’t no
vision.
COP
Hey, Nicky. Frankie.
NICK
Hey, Stanley.
COP
What are you breaking into a
church? You’re on parole, fa’
chrissake.
(removing handcuffs
from his belt)
Put ‘em behind your back.
NICK’S DATE
G’night, Nicky. At least now I’ll
know where your hands are gonna
be.
FRANKIE
Hey -- you take him, you gotta
take me, too.
(CONTINUED)
18.
23 CONTINUED: 23
COP
Aren’t you supposed to be home by
eleven?
NICK
(as he’s cuffed)
Don’t bend the suit, Stanley.
It’s imported.
(as he’s led off)
Work on the B-flat, Frankie.
Chest voice. And do your
exercises.
REVEAL --
TOMMY (V.O.)
So I do my stretch and as I’m
getting out, Nick is going in --
TOMMY (V.O.)
So the Variety Trio is now a
single...
(CONTINUED)
19.
26 CONTINUED: 26
TOMMY (V.O.)
... and you don’t gotta be no
Einstein to see there ain’t no
future for me as a single. So I
make an executive decision and put
Frankie in the band.
MARY
Hey. Cool you cogliones. I’m
listening.
FRANKIE
Lookit that sonofabitch over
there.
TOMMY
Who?
FRANKIE
That guy, the big guy. Hitting on
my girl.
TOMMY
That’s not your girl.
FRANKIE
She will be soon as she meets me.
TOMMY
That’s Mary Delgado. She’ll eat
you alive. They’ll send you home
in an envelope.
FRANKIE
Come on, Tommy, I’m in love!
TOMMY
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
(lightly)
Enjoy yourselves, drink up and
then get lost, because we got
second show at ten.
KNUCKLES
Okay, friend. Bedtime.
KNUCKLES
Mother Goose.
TOMMY
Mary.
MARY
Hey, Tommooch. Mister subtle,
huh?
TOMMY
Frankie, I want you to meet Mary
Delgado. Mary, Frankie Valli.
You guys should know each other.
MARY
Hi.
(CONTINUED)
21.
27 CONTINUED: (2) 27
FRANKIE
How are ya?
TOMMY
Take it slow. The kid ain’t legal
yet.
MARY
Since when do you care about
legal?
TOMMY
Hey, Frankie --
(confidentially)
Type A.
FRANKIE
Yeah, yeah.
Tommy leaves.
FRANKIE
(Mr. Suave)
You know, that’s a nice colore for
you. You should always wear that.
MARY
Thanks for the fashion tip.
FRANKIE
No problem. Listen, let’s get
outta here, what d’you say?
FRANKIE
(Mr. Cool)
Pretty nice place, huh?
(CONTINUED)
22.
29 CONTINUED: 29
MARY
Yeah. They don’t sell slices.
That’s how you can tell.
(then)
So that’s your real name? Vally?
FRANKIE
No, Castelluccio. Francis
Castelluccio.
MARY
Kinda long for a marquee.
FRANKIE
That’s why I changed it. Vally.
V-a-l-l-y.
MARY
No. V-a-l-l-i.
FRANKIE
How come?
MARY
Because ‘y’ is a bullshit letter.
It doesn’t know what it is. Is it
a vowel? Is it a consonant?
FRANKIE
I never thought about it.
MARY
Plus, which, you’re Italian. You
gotta end in a vowel. Delgad-O.
Castellucci-O. Pizz-A. Vall--EE
with an ‘I.’ It says ‘This is who
I am. You don’t like it, you can
go fuck yourself.’
FRANKIE
(trying)
That’s a very unusual fragrance.
I never smelled anything like that
before. What do you call it?
MARY
Soap.
FRANKIE
(smile)
Tommy warned me about you.
MARY
Yeah, what’d he say?
(CONTINUED)
23.
29 CONTINUED: (2) 29
FRANKIE
He said I couldn’t handle you.
MARY
That’s because he couldn’t.
(sips drink)
So your group --
FRANKIE
The Varietones --
MARY
Yeah. It’s just you and Tommy --
FRANKIE
And his brother Nick and this
other guy Nicky.
MARY
So where are they?
FRANKIE
They went away for a while.
MARY
What for?
FRANKIE
They did some things.
MARY
With friends like that maybe you
should just change your name to
Sinatra.
FRANKIE
I'm gonna be as big as Sinatra.
MARY
Only if you stand on a chair.
FRANKIE
What do you gotta say that kind of
stuff?
MARY
(softening)
Look. First of all, Sinatra would
never be caught dead in that
jacket. Where'd you get it?
FRANKIE
Tommy got it off a truck.
(CONTINUED)
24.
29 CONTINUED: (3) 29
MARY
Exactly. Tommy's a two-bit
hustler. He doesn't see the big
picture. You've got a big talent,
Frankie -- but you gotta know how
to present yourself. Without the
right image, talent means squat.
FRANKIE
So what do I do?
MARY
First thing, you go to Nibs
Menswear over on Union Avenue.
You ask for Mr. Ocean, tell him I
sent you, tell him to fix you up.
Then we'll talk about mike
technique, how to pace your set,
all that. You're going back to
school, honey.
FRANKIE
(infatuated)
Yeah? What school is that?
MARY
The Mary DelGado School of
Success. C'mere.
MARY
You got a nickel?
FRANKIE
(husky)
Yeah.
MARY
Call your mother. You're gonna be
home late.
(CONTINUED)
25.
30 CONTINUED: 30
TOMMY (V.O.)
Mary had a couple of years on him
and they both wanted out. Up and
out. She saw Frankie as her
chance so she poured it all into
him.
The happy couple get into a new Olds, cans tied to the
rear bumper, and drive off.
TOMMY (V.O.)
Love? I'll be honest with you. I
never knew what that was.
Marriage is not love. Marriage is
you take a shave while your wife
sits on the can and clips her
toenails.
CUT TO:
TOMMY (V.O.)
Anyway, Frankie's married, we're
playing clubs nights, Frankie's
cutting hair in the daytime --
TOMMY (V.O.)
-- and it's their anniversary and
he decides to get Mary some
jewelry. So he goes shopping --
Jersey style.
FRANKIE
I don't understand. Why can't
this guy just bring the stuff over
the house?
DONNIE
He's a little nervous.
(CONTINUED)
26.
32 CONTINUED: 32
STOSH
Your wife's gonna love this shit,
Frankie. Diamonds, couple'a
watches. He got it off some house
in Saddle River. Hadda smack the
broad around a little, but --
DONNIE
Shut up, he don't need to know
that.
STOSH
Hey, Frankie's cool, right,
Frankie?
FRANKIE
No problem.
DONNIE
Wait a minute. Stop the car.
DONNIE
This isn't Bloomfield.
STOSH
No, it's Fairfield.
DONNIE
Not Fairfield. You fucking
asshole. Bloomfield.
STOSH
You said Fairfield.
DONNIE
Why would I say Fairfield if it
was Bloomfield?
STOSH
I dunno, Donnie. Maybe your brain
is fucked up. And don't call me
an asshole.
DONNIE
Why not? It's what you are, a
piece of fucking shit asshole
fucking moron --
(CONTINUED)
27.
32 CONTINUED: (2) 32
FRANKIE
Fellas -- it's okay --
STOSH
(snaps)
You keep outta this.
DONNIE
Hey. Don't get outta line.
STOSH
Fuck him. And fuck you. I'm not
the asshole. You're the asshole.
DONNIE
Don't talk to me like that.
STOSH
Yeah, asshole, what're you gonna
do about it?
DONNIE
How about this?
FRANKIE
Holy shit! What are you, crazy?!
DONNIE
Now who's the asshole?
FRANKIE
Jeez, Donnie, my God --
DONNIE
Go, get out --
FRANKIE
Yeah, but --
DONNIE
Get out, I'll take care of it.
I'll call you tomorrow. Go, go!
DONNIE
You shoulda seen his face! I
almost feel sorry for the kid.
(CONTINUED)
28.
32 CONTINUED: (3) 32
STOSH
Well, don't. Just lean on him --
hard. I want that money.
(big smile)
Asshole.
TOMMY
What are ya, deaf? Open it.
TOMMY'S GIRLFRIEND
What if it's your wife?
FRANKIE
(through the door)
Tommy! Open up! It's Frankie!
FRANKIE
Tommy! Something terrible
happened!
TOMMY
Okay, slow down. He shot a guy in
your car and now he wants -- lemme
guess -- twenty grand to get rid
of the body.
FRANKIE
Twenty-five.
TOMMY
(to the girlfriend)
Sweetheart, go powder your nose,
okay?
(to Frankie)
Why should you pay? He shot him.
(CONTINUED)
29.
34 CONTINUED: 34
FRANKIE
You nuts? It's my car! There's a
dead guy in it! My prints're all
over it. The cops're gonna trace
it! It's a murder rap, Tommy --
TOMMY
Frankie, it's a scam.
FRANKIE
What?
TOMMY
They fake a murder in your car,
then they hit you for 25 G's to
make it go away.
FRANKIE
No, no -- there was blood all
over. I saw it with my own --
Fake blood. Like in the movies?
TOMMY
Lemme explain something. You
shoot somebody, you gotta shoot
the witnesses too. This is a
basic rule. You go by his house, a
hundred bucks says your car is
sitting right in his driveway.
FRANKIE
But Donnie's my friend.
TOMMY
I'm your friend. Go home, I'll
take care of it.
FRANKIE
What're you gonna do, call Gyp?
TOMMY
Are you nuts? You don't bother
Gyp DeCarlo with two-bit bullshit.
I said I'll get your car back.
(then)
Go home, make your wife happy.
FRANKIE
Thanks, Tommy. I owe you.
(CONTINUED)
30.
35 CONTINUED: 35
DeCARLO
Okay, I'll say it once, so get it
through your thick skulls.
Frankie is my friend. Capisce?
You don't touch him, you don't
speak to him, you don't even dream
about him. You see him coming
toward you, you cross the street.
But if he trips, you better be
there to catch him. Now get outta
here.
TOMMY
(his two cents)
You're being watched, my friends.
DeCARLO
(wryly)
Thank you, Tommy.
DeCARLO
I appreciate you sang that,
Frankie. It was my mother's
favorite song.
FRANKIE
Please. My pleasure.
(CONTINUED)
31.
37 CONTINUED: 37
DeCARLO
By the way -- you get your car
back?
FRANKIE
My car? Yeah.
DeCARLO
Those guys, they went away?
FRANKIE
Yeah.
DeCARLO
You're a good boy, Frankie.
(rips bill in half)
Here's your claim check.
(hands half to
Frankie)
Any time you got a problem, you
reach out to me.
TOMMY
You got something to say?
FRANKIE
Nope.
TOMMY
Good.
TOMMY (V.O.)
For years I'm humping DeCarlo's
laundry, he treats me like a bum.
Frankie sings one song, he gets a
claim check. I'll tell you --
it's good to be lead singer.
Anyway, Nick Massi finally
revolves out of Rahway...
(CONTINUED)
32.
38 CONTINUED: 38
TOMMY (V.O)
... So it's me, Nick and Frankie.
And it's up to me to keep us out
of the gutter. But nobody's
hiring trios anymore. Trios are
dead. Quartets are in. I'm
looking for a fourth guy so we can
get some work. Any work. And I
find somebody.
NICK
Who's he?
TOMMY
Our fourth. Hank Majewski, Nick
Massi.
HANK
(too effusive)
Hi!
TOMMY
Plus which the ladies love him,
right, Handsome?
HANK
(over the top)
Va-va Voom!
TOMMY
He plays, he sings, he does the
novelty stuff.
NICK
Novelty stuff?
TOMMY
One more thing. We're not the
Varietones anymore. We're the
Four Lovers.
(CONTINUED)
33.
39 CONTINUED: 39
NICK
Come on, Tommy, I can't keep it
straight. We've been the Romans,
the Village Voices, the freakin'
Andrews Sisters. What're you
trying to do?
TOMMY
Run the group, okay, Nicky? We're
the Four Lovers, and we do a full
act with comedy and music. And I
want to get some good moves, too,
like the colored groups.
NICK
That's great, Tommy. Just drop me
home and we'll discuss it
tomorrow.
TOMMY
No time. We gotta be in Nevada by
Saturday.
NICK
Nevada? What's in Nevada?
TONIGHT ONLY!
ALSO
NICK
Who'd you have to bribe to get
this booking, Tommy?
(CONTINUED)
34.
40 CONTINUED: 40
TOMMY
Think of it as out-of-town. We
perfect, we hone, then we move to
the big time.
TOMMY
Okay, folks, let's not act like
animals --
NICK
That went well.
TOMMY
I guess your comedy isn't so
funny.
HANK
My comedy is fine. It just has to
be nuanced.
TOMMY
Okay, here's a nuance: take the
ape suit and shove it up your ass.
HANK
Take my advice. Stick to what you
know. Rob a bank.
35.
TOMMY
Nevada. Next time I say Nevada,
somebody shoot me.
FRANKIE
So what's the plan, Tommy?
TOMMY
Don't worry about it.
FRANKIE
Well, I do. I got a wife and a
kid, okay?
TOMMY
You wanna run the group, Frankie?
FRANKIE
I want somebody to run it.
NICK
Maybe this is a good time for me
to start my own group.
TOMMY
(flaring)
What is it with you guys? A
little setback and you start
whining? This is the process!
You experiment. You refine. This
is the beginning of our journey.
SEE:
THEN:
TOMMY
This is all good. Il brutto è
passato. The bad has passed. I
got ten ideas already. We get
back to civilization, we find our
forth guy -- the sky’s the limit,
my hand to God.
REVEAL:
SUPERIMPOSE: SUMMER
TOMMY (V.O.)
Fact is, I’m all out of ideas.
We’re back to Three Lovers and
zero bookings.
TOMMY (V.O.)
So to generate some walking-around
money, I’m working with this kid
on a little project at a local
establishment.
37.
Crash!
JOEY
TOMMY
Hey, Joey -- you listening?
JOEY
Yeah, yeah. I’m workin’ here.
TOMMY
Okay, on the fifth frame, but not
before, you start spotting the
pins like we said.
JOEY
I know -- a little off.
(then)
So listen: we got this jazz
group, you know, we’re playing up
in Bergenfield with this kid. He
plays like a madman, he writes
songs, and I’m thinking, this is
the guy you’re looking for!
TOMMY
For what?
JOEY
For the group! The Lovers or the
Romans or whatever the hell it is
this week.
(listens)
That’s his song!
(sings with the
jukebox)
WHO’S GOT SHORT SHORTS?
WE’VE GOT SHORT SHORTS.
THEY’VE GOT SHORT --
(CONTINUED)
38.
51 CONTINUED: 51
TOMMY
Joey!
JOEY
What?
TOMMY
Can we take care of business?
JOEY
Yeah, sure, Tommy, I just
thought --
TOMMY
We take care of business, then
we’ll talk about you being a
talent scout, okay?
JOEY
Okay, okay --
TOMMY
You don’t mess up, there’s a C-
note in it for you. What’s his
name?
JOEY
Gaudio. Bob Gaudio. You want, I
could arrange a sit-down.
TOMMY
Who are you, Al Capone? Let me
handle the sit-downs, you handle
the bowling pins.
JOEY
Tommy, he’s a genius! You’re
gonna thank me for this. And
don’t forget, I discovered him!
FREEZE ON Joey.
TOMMY (V.O.)
Yeah. That Joe Pesci. Who knew?
(and)
Sure, I played the whole thing
down about Gaudio, hadda keep my
game face on, but in here --
(taps his head)
-- bells here going off big time:
some kid from outta nowhere who
sings, plays and writes songs!
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
39.
51 CONTINUED: (2) 51
TOMMY (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Sign him up, man -- you just hit
the trifecta!
BOB (V.O.)
Okay, just to set the record
straight: no matter what Tommy
says about plucking me from
obscurity, the real story is I had
‘Short Shorts’ at Number Two when
I was fifteen. I dropped out of
high school to tour --
BOB (V.O.)
... I shared a bus with Chuck
Berry, Sam Cook, Jackie Wilson...
SAM
See, a publisher is always gonna
wanna put his name on the song as
co-writer ‘cause then he gets half
the bread. I gotta do that ‘cause
I got no choice. But you don’t
have to. And what you really
wanna do is own your masters.
BOB
Okay, thanks.
SAM
Now -- what about pussy? You
gettin’ enough?
(CONTINUED)
40.
53 CONTINUED: 53
BOB (V.O.)
It was a better education than
high school, but by 17, I’m just
another one-hit wonder worrying
that the best is already behind
me.
BOB’S FATHER
(reading brochure)
Printer’s assistant. $4.50 an
hour. Not bad.
BOB
That’s where you lose your
fingers, right? In the printing
factory? Nice one, Pop.
BOB’S FATHER
You gotta have a trade.
BOB’S MOTHER
He has his music.
BOB’S FATHER
His music. You saw what happened.
Those record companies -- bunch of
thieves. Thirty-three hundred
dollars from a hit song -- and
they make millions!
(calling after his
son)
What happens when you get married,
have a family? How you gonna
provide?
(CONTINUED)
41.
55 CONTINUED: 55
JOEY
Bobby, listen! The Three Lover’s
looking for a fourth!
BOB
Who?
JOEY
The Three Lovers! They just got
rid of this yutz who did monkey
songs or some shit. So they’re
looking for a fourth. And they’re
dying to meet you.
BOB
Why?
JOEY
‘Cause I told ‘em you’re a
freakin’ genius! And don’t forget
-- I discovered you.
BOB
Joey, come on. This is like for
my grandparents.
JOEY
Wait. Will you relax?
BOB (V.O.)
I heard them all, from Johnny
Mathis to Dinah Washington, but I
never heard a voice like Frankie
Valli’s. After thirty seconds I
know I need to write for the
voice.
TOMMY
Thank you, everybody. Good night!
57 ANOTHER ANGLE 57
JOEY
Hey, fellas, fabulous, what a set!
Hey, Tommy, this is Bob Gaudio,
the guy I was talking about.
Bobby, this is --
TOMMY
(cutting him off)
Tommy DeVito, Bobby. I run the
group. Out kinda late, aren’t
you?
JOEY
I told him about how you were
looking for a, you know --
TOMMY
Joey! Don’t get over-excited.
JOEY
Sorry.
TOMMY
Nick Massi, Frankie Valli -- Bob,
what is it -- ?
BOB
Gaudio. Hi.
TOMMY
Somebody said you write.
JOEY
I told ya -- ‘Short Shorts,’
number two with a bullet -- sorry.
Shut up, Joey.
TOMMY
Call me, we’ll set up a meeting.
(CONTINUED)
43.
57 CONTINUED: 57
FRANKIE
C’mon, the kid’s here. We’re
here. Let’s do it.
JOEY
He’s got a new one. The stuff
just pours outta him. I’m just
sayin’.
58 CLOSE ON BOB 58
BOB
Vodka tonic.
BARTENDER
How about a glass of milk?
(CONTINUED)
44.
59 CONTINUED: 59
WAITRESSES
Hi.
BOB
Hi.
WAITRESS #1
So who’s the girl in the song?
Your girlfriend?
BOB
No. It’s any girl. Every girl.
It’s what T.S. Eliot calls ‘the
objective correlative.’
WAITRESS #2
You’re not from around here, are
you?
Tommy approaches.
TOMMY
Hey, kid -- you got a manager, an
agent, somebody does your deals?
BOB
That’s okay, you can talk to me.
TOMMY
You sure?
BOB
Uh-huh.
TOMMY
Okay. I’m gonna hire you on a
trial basis for, let’s say...
three weeks, at a salary of $25 a
week, then we’ll see what happens.
BOB
Oh. Gee. I don’t think that’s
going to work.
TOMMY
Why not?
BOB
I was thinking I would come in as
an equal partner.
(CONTINUED)
45.
59 CONTINUED: (2) 59
TOMMY
Really.
BOB
Plus which, I retain the
publishing on anything I write,
and we can work out a favored
nations on any mechanical and
ancillary rights.
TOMMY
Excuse me a minute.
TOMMY
Forget it.
FRANKIE
Why?
TOMMY
He wants a four-way split. In his
dreams.
FRANKIE
Tommy --
TOMMY
You think this kid is the golden
goose? He’s one-hit wonder with
his eye on the buck. There’s a
million of ‘em out there.
JOEY
May I just say something?
TOMMY
No.
JOEY
Okay.
FRANKIE
Tommy, I like it.
TOMMY
What do you got a hard-on for this
kid? He can’t drink, he can’t
vote, he probably never been laid,
what good is he?
(CONTINUED)
46.
59 CONTINUED: (3) 59
FRANKIE
You think he’s green, take him
under your wing. Like you did
with me.
TOMMY
You wanna cut him in equal.
FRANKIE
If it works, there’ll be enough
for everybody. If it doesn’t,
what’s the difference?
TOMMY
We don’t need a keyboard. That’s
my decision. So stop busting my
chops.
FRANKIE
Okay. Then you can go get
yourself another lead singer.
TOMMY
What’d you say?
FRANKIE
Get yourself another lead singer.
TOMMY
So. You’re growing up, huh, kid?
Okay, I’ll give it a shot. But
when it crashes don’t come crying
to me.
(to Bob)
Okay, kid, this is your lucky day.
Welcome to the group.
TOMMY
Music business is a jungle, kid.
You got a problem, you need
anything, you come to me. Okay?
BOB
Okay.
(CONTINUED)
47.
60 CONTINUED: 60
TOMMY
Any time, any place. What’s your
shoe size?
BOB
Ten and a half. Why?
TOMMY
Come over the house tomorrow.
TOMMY
Ten and a half... here we go.
(hands box to Bob)
Go ahead, open it.
TOMMY
Not bad, huh? Fendi. Top of the
line.
BOB
Tommy, it’s one shoe.
TOMMY
Yeah. It’s a left.
BOB
A left?
TOMMY
It’s how they ship ‘em. From
Italy. To stop the pilferage.
The lefts, then a couple weeks
later, different dock, the rights.
The rights are coming in next
week.
BOB
You know, Tommy, I got enough
shoes, really --
(CONTINUED)
48.
61 CONTINUED: 61
TOMMY
Okay. I hear ya. How about
cigarettes? Booze -- Henley’s
J&B, Johnny Walker --
BOB
(laughing)
No, Tommy, I’m okay. No stolen
goods.
TOMMY
(toast)
Okay, the group. Right to the
top.
TOMMY
Salud.
NICK/FRANKIE/BOB
Salud.
TOMMY
Now, here’s the plan. I laid on a
limo, we’re going down to Atlantic
City, I got a suite at the
Traymore, we see a couple of
shows, have a little party --
FRANKIE
We’re gonna take a pass, Tommy.
TOMMY
Bullshit, since when do you pass
on Atlantic City?
FRANKIE
We sent out those demos, you know?
TOMMY
We who?
FRANKIE
Me and Bobby. So we're gonna go
into town and follow up.
TOMMY
You and Bobby, huh?
(CONTINUED)
49.
61 CONTINUED: (2) 61
FRANKIE
Tommy, nobody's getting any
younger, okay? I don't wanna go
to the Traymore, I don't wanna go
to a party, I wanna get a record
contract and feed my family.
TOMMY
Whoa. Excuse me. Okay, go with
the demos. But you don't do
anything without you talk to me
first.
BOB
(soothing him)
Of course, Tommy.
TOMMY
Thank you, Bobby Businessman.
When you're finished with the
demos, you can take over General
Motors.
Doors close.
ELEVATOR'S POV
FRANKIE
Hi. We're the Four Lovers. We
sent you a demo --
PUBLISHER #1
Not interested.
SLAM.
FRANKIE
Hi. We're the Four Lovers. We
sent --
PUBLISHER #2
Sorry.
SLAM.
67 NEXT DOOR 67
FRANKIE
Hi. We're the Four Lovers --
PUBLISHER #3
You're the Four Lovers?
FRANKIE
Well, two of 'em.
PUBLISHER #3
No, no -- the Four Lovers is a
colored group.
FRANKIE
No, that's us.
(CONTINUED)
51.
67 CONTINUED: 67
PUBLISHER #3
Not bad. Come back when you're
black.
FRANKIE
Get out here, you chickenshit,
I'll rip your throat out!
CREWE
Hey, watch your mouth, Toto.
You're not in Newark anymore.
FRANKIE
(turns)
Crewe?
CREWE
As I live and breathe. Frankie
Castelluccio!
FRANKIE
No, it's Valli. Frankie Valli.
With an 'I.'
CREWE
And why not?
FRANKIE
What're you doing here?
CREWE
Making hit records. You?
FRANKIE
We got a new group. The Four
Lovers. Here -- we made these
demos, you should listen to
them --
CREWE
Who's your friend?
FRANKIE
The next Otis Blackwell. Bob
Gaudio, Bob Crewe.
(re: Crewe)
Best ears in the business.
(CONTINUED)
52.
67 CONTINUED: (2) 67
CREWE
(warmly)
Hello, young man. Young young
young young man.
BOB
Hi.
CREWE
(regards him, points)
Scorpio.
BOB
No, Gaudio.
CREWE
(laughs)
No, no -- your birthday.
BOB
November 17th.
CREWE
(re: himself)
November 12th! It's a sign! The
stars are in alignment! Follow
me, boys! Destiny awaits!
BOB (V.O.)
I remember thinking at the time,
there's something a little off
about this guy. I mean, this was
like, 1959. People thought
Liberace was just, you know --
theatrical.
CREWE
Entrez!
(CONTINUED)
53.
69 CONTINUED: 69
The boys stand out like aliens from the distant planet of
New Jersey.
CREWE
Welcome to civilization, mes
enfants!
(calls, points)
Jerry! This is them!
TOMMY
So... this is where the magic
happens, huh?
CREWE
No, dear -- the magic happens in
the bedroom.
(then)
Tommy. Joke. Now, go make
friends and don't get into
trouble.
TOMMY
Is that vodka?
BARTENDER
Uh-huh.
TOMMY
Gimme a triple.
TOMMY
They ought to take it away.
TOMMY
His freedom.
NICK
So, you room together, is that it?
BUBBLE-HEAD #1
(provocatively)
We do everything together.
NICK
How old are you?
BUBBLE-HEAD #2
Together or separately?
73 ON TOMMY 73
74 ON BOB 74
JAZZ-CAT
Very tasty. You sure you're not a
brother?
BOB
One of my grandfathers was
Sicilian.
JAZZ-CAT
There you go.
55.
ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
So what do you do?
FRANKIE
Hair stylist.
ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
Professionally?
FRANKIE
During the day. And then at night
I put on a cape and fight crime.
76 ON CREWE 76
CREWE
Okay, everybody! Please!
Children!
(as the place quiets)
I have a special treat for you. I
want you to meet the most amazing
sound I've heard the past ten
years. My new friends -- Tommy,
Nick, Bob and Frankie Valli with
an ‘I.’ Come over here, boys.
TOMMY
(sotto)
What is this, an audition?
CREWE
(sotto)
Tommy, there's a lot of important
people here. I want them to hear
you.
FRANKIE
C'mon, let's do it.
(then)
The Porter.
CREWE
Goosebumps, boys. I got indigo
goosebumps.
(then)
Who does the arrangements?
CREWE
Where did you study?
NICK
Study?
FRANKIE
He just hears it in his head and
tells us what to sing.
CREWE
I'm getting a very good feeling.
Adrienne!
CREWE
Boys, I'd like you to meet
Adrienne. Adrienne is my
astrologer and advisor.
CREWE
What d'you think?
ADRIENNE
It's the solstice. Scorpio's
ascending. Sign 'em, bubbie!
57.
BOB (V.O.)
We never read the fine print. The
contract was for us as backup
singers, with an option to record
four of our songs -- his option.
So we spent the next year doing
the musical equivalent of room
service.
ENGINEER
Hal Miller and the Rays. 'An
Angel Cried.' Take 1.
The guys doing backup for Billy Dixon and the Topix.
ENGINEER
Billy Dixon and the Topix.
'Trance.' Take 3.
CREWE
No, no, stop tape! Guys, you're
not hearing it the way I do.
TOMMY
How do you hear it?
CREWE
I hear it in sky blue. You're
giving me brown.
TOMMY
That's because you're paying us
shit.
(CONTINUED)
58.
79 CONTINUED: 79
CREWE
Excuse me?
TOMMY
Whatsa matter, Crewe? Famous ears
get clogged up?
CREWE
Is there a problem, Tommy? Are
our sessions cutting into your
time at the track?
TOMMY
I'll tell you what the problem is --
BOB
Here's the problem. You said
you'd record us. That was -- what
-- a year ago? So when are you
going to record us?
CREWE
When you give me a hit.
BOB
I've given you ten hits.
CREWE
Ten songs. And they're all
derivative. You find yourself a
sound and a name, then maybe
something could happen.
TOMMY
How do you know what's a hit until
you get it out there?
CREWE
Okay. You want me to produce four
songs? Go find the money.
TOMMY
What're you talking about?
CREWE
I'm tapped out. You want a
session, I need thirty-five
hundred dollars.
TOMMY
Eight rooms on Park Avenue and
you're tapped out?
(CONTINUED)
59.
79 CONTINUED: (2) 79
CREWE
I've got certain personal
obligations.
TOMMY
Yeah, I saw him.
CREWE
Don't get me started, baby.
TOMMY
Crewe's right about one thing.
Your songs are derivative.
BOB
Really.
TOMMY
They all sound like each other.
FRANKIE
Tommy, lay off. Let Bobby write
the songs, you handle the
bookings.
JOEY
Okay, I talked to the manager.
You do two sets, it's a cool three
fifty for the night. Ten nights,
you got your session. And I'm
only gonna take 5 percent.
(off Tommy's look)
Or not.
OWNER (MANAGER)
Wait, wait, hold it. What's your
name?
TOMMY
The Four Lovers. The Romans.
(CONTINUED)
60.
81 CONTINUED: 81
NICK
The Romans. The Topix.
FRANKIE
The Varietones. The Lovers.
BOB
The Topix. The Varietones.
OWNER
No, no. You. I know you. You
used to come here. You had some
kinda scam going, spotting pins,
betting on games.
TOMMY
I've never been here in my life.
OWNER
And I never forget a face. Get
outta here, all of you. 'Four
Lovers.' Four felons.
NICK
That went well.
FRANKIE
This is crazy. We gotta find a
club.
BOB
Forget the clubs. What we want is
a record contract.
TOMMY
What record contract? We can't
even book a lousy bowling alley.
NICK
Maybe this is a good time for me
to start my own group.
TOMMY
Get off that. You're not startin'
any groups! You're in this group.
(CONTINUED)
61.
82 CONTINUED: 82
NICK
Yeah? Which one? The Topix? The
Romans? The Lovers? Who we gonna
be next, Tommy?
FOUR SEASONS
LANES AND LOUNGE
BOB
(staring at it)
Frankie.
TOMMY
What?
FRANKIE
(sees, points)
It's a sign, Tommy!
BOB
But we still need the thirty-five
hundred.
TOMMY
I'll take care of it.
(pointedly, to Bob)
That's what I do.
(then)
Now go write some hits.
Tommy arrives.
NORM
You're late.
TOMMY
You got it?
NORM
Five thousand.
(CONTINUED)
62.
83 CONTINUED: 83
NORM
Let's see, the eleven grand you
owe me, plus this five... it's
getting heavy, Tommy. You're up
to sixteen grand.
TOMMY
No problem. We just signed with
RCA Victor.
NORM
That's good. Because you don't
wanna get behind on the vig.
TOMMY
Hey -- I'll send you a record.
NORM
Better yet, send me three grand by
next Friday.
BOB (V.O.)
So I lock myself in my room and I
write four new songs in two days.
No, not songs -- hits.
FRANKIE
You like the new name?
CREWE
I love the new name. So did
Vivaldi.
TOMMY
Some guy stole our name? I'll go
talk to him.
CREWE
It's okay, Tommy, he's already
dead.
(CONTINUED)
63.
85 CONTINUED: 85
BOB
The songs?
CREWE
The songs are great, I love the
songs. But we still have a
problem.
TOMMY
Problem solved. Thirty-five
hundred. DeVito delivers.
FRANKIE
Uncle Bob writes the songs and we
record them, and the beauty part
is we're not just covering
somebody else's stuff, plus which
we own the publishing. It's
important to own your publishing.
Remember that.
FRANCINE
Daddy?
FRANKIE
What, sweetheart?
FRANCINE
Can I have a pony?
FRANKIE
Of course, sweetheart. Soon as
Daddy has a hit.
MARY
Why stop at one? How about three
horses and a buffalo?
(CONTINUED)
64.
86 CONTINUED: 86
FRANKIE
(re: her drink)
Whyn't you take that inside?
TOMMY
This is bullshit. The most
important day of his life and he's
late.
FRANKIE
It's not like Bobby to be late.
NICK
(as he pours another
drink)
No, that's Tommy's territory.
TOMMY
Okay, stronzo, get off my case.
And lay off the booze while you're
at it, shithead.
MARY
Hey, watch your mouth in my
kitchen. Francine, c'mere, baby.
MARY
Asshole.
Frankie tries to take the bottle from her but she wrests
it away and leaves. Frankie sighs.
65.
Now he looks up, out the window. He's passed his stop.
Checks watch. Mouths "shit.” Pulls on the signal cord
frantically.
FRANKIE
Let's run the numbers again.
TOMMY
(holding a driving
iron)
You run the numbers. You sound
like a cat in heat. My ears are
bleeding from that shit. We're
gonna play a quick nine. Tell
the genius he blew it.
Phone rings.
FRANKIE
(phone)
Yeah?
BOB
(phone)
Frankie?
FRANKIE (V.O.)
Bobby? Where the hell are you?
BOB
I'm coming! I missed my stop. I
had this idea! It just came to
me, I think it's --
He gestures with the lead sheet and loses it. The wind
takes it and blows it away.
(CONTINUED)
66.
92 CONTINUED: 92
FRANKIE (V.O.)
Bob? Hello?
Bob chases the paper into the middle of the street, into
traffic. A car is coming on, jams on the brakes, back-
ended by the following car. A pile-up. The car stops
six inches from Bob. He gets down on all fours and
reaches under the car to retrieve the paper, waves it
happily to the irate drivers who are emerging from their
cars to survey the damage.
BOB
It's okay -- I got it!
TOMMY
He's late, he comes in with some
bullshit song he wrote fifteen
minutes ago --
FRANKIE
Take a look, willya?
TOMMY
-- it's an insult, Frankie. A
slap in the face.
FRANKIE
Tommy, it's a good song. Don't
make it personal. Nicky?
NICK
I say we do the four we rehearsed.
TOMMY
We're not taking votes here. I'm
running this group, and I say --
(CONTINUED)
67.
93 CONTINUED: 93
FRANKIE
Wait wait wait -- Crewe's got the
ears, right? So let's let him
decide.
CREWE
Bob Crewe.
FRANKIE
(phone)
I want you to listen --
(then)
I know, I know. Wouldya just calm
down and listen?
NICK
One -- two -- three -- four --
CUT TO:
ENGINEER
What?
CREWE
Set up the eight-track.
ENGINEER
What for?
CREWE
We're gonna double Frankie's
voice. It's gonna explode right
off the radio!
ENGINEER
I never heard of that.
(CONTINUED)
68.
96 CONTINUED: 96
CREWE
Because it's never been done! I'm
a genius!
ON THE AIR!
WIDER
BARRY BELSON
And you're listening to me, Barry
Belson, WCFA Radio! We're in our
seventeenth hour, locked inside
this studio, and yes, we're still
playing the same song! I mean, is
that a different sound, or what?
Who are these people? Four black
guys? Three guys and a girl?
What can I say -- I LOVE THIS
RECORD!!!
MOVE TO REVEAL --
REVEALING --
(CONTINUED)
70.
104 CONTINUED: 104
TOMMY
So, where's the song? You got it?
CREWE
Not yet.
TOMMY
It's been three weeks! What'a you
guys been doing? The company's
going nuts.
BOB
What's in the bag?
TOMMY
Chinks. You gotta eat to work.
CREWE
Omigod. Shhh! Wait.
BOB
What?
CREWE
John Payne and Rhonda Fleming.
Dontcha just love her?
TOMMY
What are we -- working or watching
television?
CREWE
(an idea)
Shhh. Bobby, c'mere!
(CONTINUED)
71.
104 CONTINUED: (2) 104
The group performs the song. The fans love it. They
join in on the famous chorus. At some point before the
end of the song, we’re at --
Silence. Tension.
TOMMY
I don't get it.
BOB
What don't you get, Tommy?
TOMMY
The title. ‘Walk Like a Man.’
BOB
So?
TOMMY
As opposed to what -- a woman?
BOB
It's for boys, Tommy. Teenage
boys. We're telling them to act
like men.
(CONTINUED)
72.
106 CONTINUED: 106
TOMMY
Instead of like girls.
BOB
Instead of like boys. Why are you
doing this?
CREWE (V.O.)
(from the booth)
Look, Miss Congeniality -- it's a
metaphor. This is an anthem for
every guy who's ever been twisted
around a girl's little finger!
CREWE (V.O.)
Well, isn't it? Okay, Phil.
ENGINEER (V.O.)
Take one. Rolling.
FOUR SEASONS
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO
WALK, WALK, WALK, WALK
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO
WALK LIKE A MAN...
(CONTINUED)
73.
108 CONTINUED: 108
BOB (V.O.)
I’ll say this about Tommy. He had
his issues but he sure knew how to
run a party.
The door opens and Nick and Tommy poke their heads in.
With them is a yummy young PARTY GIRL. Nick whispers to
the girl and leaves.
She locks the door, flicks off the overhead light, and
sits next to Bob on the bed. Bob smiles at her
nervously.
BOB
You were right. It is more fun
with another person.
CUT TO:
(CONTINUED)
74.
111 CONTINUED: 111
Phone rings.
FRANKIE
Yeah, hello?
TOMMY
Frankie -- we’re still going.
Come on -- jump in the car, you’ll
be here in ten minutes. I got a
present for you.
(to the girl)
What’s your name, honey?
FRANKIE
Tommy -- we just got back from
church.
TOMMY (V.O.)
You’re missing all the fun.
FRANKIE
I got all the fun I can handle
right here.
(CONTINUED)
75.
114 CONTINUED: 114
One star says SHERRY, one BIG GIRLS, one WALK LIKE A MAN.
The song continues under:
CREWE
Three Number Ones in a row! Did I
say the stars were in alignment?
BOB
Yes, Crewe. You’re always right.
CREWE
(calling)
Tommy! Nicky! Get in here!
BOB
Good time to make an investment.
FRANKIE
In art?
BOB
In us.
FRANKIE
What do you mean?
BOB
You got the voice. I got the
songs.
FRANKIE
Yeah, so?
(CONTINUED)
76.
116 CONTINUED: 116
BOB
We make a partnership. I give you
half of everything I write, you
give me half of everything you
record outside of the group.
FRANKIE
Why would I ever record outside
the group?
BOB
I dunno. Things happen.
FRANKIE
What about Tommy and Nick?
BOB
It won’t cut into their share.
I’d never do that.
FRANKIE
If things work out, could we talk
about a saxophone?
BOB
If things work out, we can talk
about a whole horn section.
FRANKIE
Okay, I’m in.
BOB
Great. I’ll get somebody to draw
up a contract.
FRANKIE
You mean like sign a piece of
paper from a lawyer?
BOB
Yeah --
FRANKIE
You wanna do this thing?
BOB
Sure, I just thought --
(CONTINUED)
77.
116 CONTINUED: (2) 116
FRANKIE
So we do it. You want a contract?
Here -- a Jersey contract.
FRANKIE
But I already have a car.
NICK
The Chevy is transportation. What
you want is a statement.
FRANKIE
A car’s a car.
NICK
(leaning in)
Frankie, come on! You are riding
in the Great American Wet Dream.
And this baby gets almost 8 miles
a gallon.
FRANKIE
What if everything blows up?
NICK
What if it doesn’t? You gotta
stop and smell the roses.
NICK
Look at that beauty. Those
curves, those headlights, that
rear end. You know what she’s
saying? ‘I want you inside me.’
FRANKIE
Nick, you really need help.
The Caddys exit, over the final “WALK, WALK, WALK” board
fade of “WALK LIKE A MAN.” Then:
(CONTINUED)
78.
117 CONTINUED: 117
CUT TO:
119 INT. ATLANTIC CITY HOTEL - THE BIG ROOM - NIGHT 119
LINDA
(an Angel)
HE WENT AWAY, AND YOU HUNG AROUND
AND BOTHERED ME EVERY NIGHT...
NICK
The one on the right.
TOMMY
Uh-uh. No dibs. Share and share
alike.
121 INT. ATLANTIC CITY HOTEL - THE BIG ROOM - NIGHT 121
ANGELS
MY BOYFRIEND’S BACK AND YOU’RE
GONNA BE IN TROUBLE
HEY LA, HEY LA, MY BOYFRIEND’S
BACK!
(CONTINUED)
79.
122 CONTINUED: 122
-- ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.
INTERCUT WITH:
125 DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF THE THREE ANGELS AND THE FOUR 125
GUYS AND THE TWO CARS
NICK
Hey, Tommy -- you put that ten
grand back in the tax account?
TOMMY
Get off my back, okay, Nick?
NICK
It’s adding up. Plus the 3,500
you dropped at the track last
Saturday --
TOMMY
Okay, that’s it. We’re gonna have
a new arrangement.
NICK
What?
(CONTINUED)
80.
126 CONTINUED: 126
TOMMY
Frankie rides with me. You ride
with the genius.
NICK
That’s kind of up to Frankie,
isn’t it?
ANGEL #1
Yeah, and Bobby, too, right? I
mean, the two of them, they’re
always together. They’re like a
pair of -- what d’ya call it --
Chinese twins.
TOMMY
Try not to say anything for the
rest of the day, okay, sweetheart?
FRANKIE
(to his Angel)
Lemme explain. You’re out on the
road. A thousand miles from home.
You do a show, you get charged up,
you’re ten feet tall... and then
it’s midnight and what’re you
supposed to do? Go back to the
hotel and rinse out your socks?
(then)
Everybody has a girlfriend, honey.
Everybody.
ANGEL #2
Then why get married?
FRANKIE
Are you kidding? Family is
everything.
81.
MARY
You show up for a couple of days
and you think that makes you a
father?
FRANKIE
At least when I’m here I’m here.
Not stoned out of my mind. You
think the kids don’t know what
you’re doing?
MARY
You wanna switch places? Any
time. There’s the kitchen,
there’s the washing machine, knock
yourself out.
FRANKIE
Okay, you go on the road, we’ll
all live off what you make.
MARY
No thanks, I wouldn’t want to
cramp your style.
FRANKIE
Listen, the road is the road. I’m
out there busting my hump to
provide for this family --
MARY
(riding over)
Bullshit.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
82.
131 CONTINUED: 131
MARY (CONT'D)
Your family’s out there. You
think I don’t know what goes on?
MARY
Here. Give it to one of your
‘special friends.’ Go tour outer
space for all I care. You’ll
still be what you always were -- a
dumb wop from Jersey who never
even graduated high school.
Mister Vally with a ‘y.’ Give me
a break.
FRANKIE
Pick that up.
FRANCINE
Is Mommy very sick?
FRANKIE
Why do you ask?
FRANCINE
Sometimes she drinks a lot of
medicine and then goes to sleep on
the couch.
FRANKIE
Medicine, huh?
(then)
Well sometimes that medicine makes
her real tired.
FRANCINE
Daddy, do you love me?
FRANKIE
More than anything.
FRANCINE
But do you like me?
(CONTINUED)
83.
132 CONTINUED: 132
FRANKIE
I like you more than the whole
world with the sun and the moon
thrown in extra. Now go to sleep.
FRANCINE
Sing me.
FRANKIE
(a capella)
MY EYES ADORED YOU
THOUGH I NEVER LAID A HAND ON YOU
MY EYES ADORED YOU... (ETC.)
ED SULLIVAN (O.S.)
And now, for the youngsters,
everybody's favorite Italian mouse
-- Topo Gigio!
(CONTINUED)
84.
135 CONTINUED: 135
STAGE MANAGER
One minute, people.
CREWE
(to Bob)
Remember, you’re not playing to
the house, you’re playing to the
camera. Don’t move too much and
don’t look down. And smile.
STAGE MANAGER
One minute.
NORM
Hey, Frankie! Fabulous show. You
guys get better and better.
FRANKIE
Thanks.
NORM
Tommy around?
FRANKIE
Who wants to know?
NORM
Norman Waxman, Frankie. Friend of
Tommy’s.
FRANKIE
What’s this about?
NORM
Money.
FRANKIE
Listen, Mister --
(CONTINUED)
85.
135 CONTINUED: (2) 135
NORM
Waxman. Norman Waxman.
FRANKIE
You got business with us, you talk
to our attorney. Now, if you’ll
excuse me --
NORM
No, no. You got a little success
now, right? You got the records,
the TV, the personal appearances.
And we’re all proud of you --
STAGE MANAGER
Excuse me, you can’t be here.
NORM
(ignoring him)
Tommy’s put me in this awkward
position. I’ve stalled my people
as long as I can. But he’s in too
deep. They want their money now,
before something unfortunate
happens to one of you and it all
goes up in smoke.
FRANKIE
(turns to leave)
This is bullshit.
BOB
How much does he owe you?
NORM
One hundred and fifty large.
FRANKIE
Excuse me?
NORM
One hundred and fifty thousand
dollars.
BOB
Oh, Jesus.
NORM
Hi, Tommy.
TOMMY
Hey, Norman. What’s up?
(CONTINUED)
86.
135 CONTINUED: (3) 135
POV OF ED SULLIVAN
ED SULLIVAN
Now, ladies and gentlemen, another
song from the fabulous Four
Seasons!
BACK TO SCENE
None of them very happy with the latest news about Tommy.
BACK TO SCENE
Bob has to sing lead here, and it’s hard for him to
smile. But he does, for Sullivan and America.
NICK (V.O.)
Bob’ll tell you it was all smooth
sailing right up until we hit the
iceberg with Tommy and the hundred
and fifty thousand. That’s Bob --
he was always looking so far into
the future he never saw what was
going on under his nose. Fact is,
the trouble didn’t start at the
Sullivan show. It started long
before that.
SUPERIMPOSE: FALL
(CONTINUED)
87.
137 CONTINUED: 137
TOMMY
Thank you, folks! See you next
year!
OFFICER
Great show, fellas. Welcome to
Cleveland. You’re under arrest.
TOMMY
For what?
OFFICER
Defrauding an innkeeper.
TOMMY
What?
OFFICER
You fellas played here last year?
TOMMY
Yeah.
OFFICER
You stay at the Holiday Inn?
(CONTINUED)
88.
138 CONTINUED: 138
TOMMY
I don’t remember.
OFFICER
They do. You skipped without
paying the bill. You owe the
Holiday Inn one hundred and twenty
dollars.
BOB
Tommy, for crying out loud!
TOMMY
A minor oversight. I can take
care of that right now.
OFFICER
Gotta see the Judge about that.
TOMMY
Can’t we deal with this privately?
OFFICER
You’re not offering me a bribe,
are you? Because that’s a Class B
felony.
BOB
Okay, Tommy, I want a lawyer!
TOMMY
Hey. This is Ohio. I’m dealing
with it.
(to the Officer)
One-twenty, was it? Let’s make it
a round three hundred and we all
have a nice day.
(CONTINUED)
89.
139 CONTINUED: 139
TOMMY
Wrong again. That’s forty you owe
me.
TOMMY
(from his cell)
Hey, Nicky -- remember when we
couldn’t get arrested?
BOB
(fuming, from his
cell)
When was that? When you were
three?
TOMMY
Calm down, genius. A couple of
days. No big deal.
BOB
Uh-huh. This may come as a big
shock to you, Tommy, but I don’t
have a police record.
TOMMY
Never too late to start.
(then)
Hey -- maybe you’ll get a song out
of it.
(sings)
OH ME OH ME OH MY-O,
DID SOME TIME IN OHIO --
FRANKIE
Tommy, can it.
TOMMY
Well, calm the kid down.
BOB
I’m not gonna calm down! I’m in a
jail cell, you cretin! With a --
a --
BOB
-- person.
(CONTINUED)
90.
139 CONTINUED: (2) 139
NICK (V.O.)
Bob never forgave Tommy for that
weekend. Me, I let it slide,
because the group comes first.
We’re all in this together, right?
(then)
Right.
ACCOUNTANT
We shouldn’t be drawing down from
this account, Tommy. We gotta put
something aside for Uncle Sam.
TOMMY
Lou, this is November. April is
nine months away.
ACCOUNTANT
Six, actually.
TOMMY
(a joke)
That’s why you’re the accountant.
ACCOUNTANT
Yes, and that’s why I think --
TOMMY
Don’t think, okay? Just do what I
tell ya. 20 grand to Bellevue
Apartments, I.N.C.
NICK
(looking at a folder)
What’s ‘GaVa’?
ACCOUNTANT
Bobby and Frankie’s partnership.
NICK
What partnership?
(CONTINUED)
91.
141 CONTINUED: 141
TOMMY
They got some kinda cockamamie
partnership.
NICK
About what?
TOMMY
Frankie sings, Bobby writes, some
kinda split.
NICK
You knew about this?
TOMMY
Yeah, so?
NICK
So when were you gonna tell me?
TOMMY
Don’t make a braciole. It doesn’t
cut into your share.
NICK
I dunno, Tommy. A group is a
group. It’s not two guys with a
side deal.
TOMMY
Don’t worry about it, it’s not
gonna last. Not with those two
egos.
NICK
You know, I think maybe I should
start my own group.
TOMMY
You’re not gonna start anything,
Nicky.
NICK
Why not?
TOMMY
Because you gotta get up before
noon to start a group.
(CONTINUED)
92.
141 CONTINUED: (2) 141
NICK (V.O.)
Okay, I let that slide, too. I
mean, we were doing good --
concerts, club dates, cover of
Cashbox. Six more weeks at number
one -- that covered a lot of sins.
NICK (V.O.)
Until we hit Detroit. This
reporter comes to do a feature on
us. And Frankie falls hard.
LORRAINE
You were how old?
FRANKIE
Fourteen, fifteen... you gotta
understand, we didn’t have
playgrounds or what do you call
these -- after-school programs...
what we had was hanging out on the
corner and B and Es and picking up
numbers and driving guys to card
games...
LORRAINE
B and Es?
FRANKIE
Breaking and entering.
(then)
Here. Look.
CLOSE ON SNAPSHOT
(CONTINUED)
93.
143 CONTINUED: 143
BACK TO SCENE
FRANKIE
My mother. Best meatball
sandwiches in America. Five feet
two. But don’t mess with her.
(then)
She really wanted me outta that
neighborhood, but now I can’t get
her out. She won’t leave her
friends. I tell her, Ma -- take
‘em with you, I’ll move ‘em all.
No way. I send her cash, it goes
in the drawer. The washing
machine breaks, she won’t spend
the money to fix it. So she goes
to the laundromat and tells
everybody she’s Frankie Valli’s
mother. So now people think I’m
the kinda son who makes his mother
go to the laundromat.
FRANKIE
So... what else do you wanna know?
LORRAINE
(really asking, are
you married?)
Kids?
FRANKIE
Three girls. They’re with their
mother now.
LORRAINE
(pointing to a
snapshot)
Who’s that?
SNAPSHOT OF FRANCINE
BACK TO SCENE
FRANKIE
Francine. My youngest. She wants
to be a singer, God help me.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
94.
143 CONTINUED: (2) 143
FRANKIE (CONT'D)
Used to get up on the coffee table
and sing, ‘I Can’t Give You
Anything But Love, Daddy.’
NICK (V.O.)
Sometimes it just clicks with
people, and after the nightmare
with Mary... this was a nice girl,
smart, great-looking... they were
crazy about each other.
NICK (V.O.)
And then she interviewed Tommy.
Thing about Tommy is, he was only
used to dealing with a certain
class of woman.
TOMMY’S WIFE
I’m the wife. You’re the whore.
Capisce? Just so we have our
priorities straight.
NICK (V.O.)
... so when he went up against
Lorraine, it was like, no contest.
TOMMY
So what’d Frankie say about me?
LORRAINE
Not much. More about him and
Bobby. How the group never really
took off until Bobby --
TOMMY
(cuts her off)
Did he tell you I hired Bobby?
LORRAINE
He said it was more like a group
decision.
TOMMY
Oh, he said that, huh?
TOMMY
Did Frankie tell you, before I
took him on, he was studying to be
a hairdresser?
LORRAINE
No.
TOMMY
Oh, yeah. The kid was lost.
Between you and me -- and don’t
print this, because he doesn’t
want it out there -- I taught him
everything he knows.
LORRAINE
(writing)
Really.
TOMMY
But not everything I know.
LORRAINE
Ah.
(CONTINUED)
96.
147 CONTINUED: 147
TOMMY
I even had to get him laid the
first time. Give him a little
tutoring.
LORRAINE
(touche)
Well, you tutored him very well.
TOMMY
(smile)
Why don’t we just cut to the chase
here, Lorraine?
LORRAINE
How do you mean, Tommy?
TOMMY
You’re a big girl. I can see you
been around. So... when you get
tired of high school, you might
wanna check out the graduate
course.
FRANKIE
He hit on you?
LORRAINE
Only like with a sledge hammer.
FRANKIE
That sonofabitch. I'm gonna kill
him.
LORRAINE
Frankie -- it was funny.
FRANKIE
It's not funny. You don't do
that.
(CONTINUED)
97.
148 CONTINUED: 148
LORRAINE
He's pathetic. Leave it alone.
FRANKIE
You don't do it! You don't! And
now I'm supposed to go out on
stage with him? Sing with him?
Make jokes? What is he, crazy?
LORRAINE
He might be just a little stupid.
Did you ever think of that?
FRANKIE
No, he's not stupid. Tommy's not
stupid. He's evil. Did he put
his hands on you?
LORRAINE
No, of course not.
FRANKIE
This is bad.
FRANKIE
Shit! Shit! Son of a --
TOMMY
Pick a card.
TOMMY
He's freezing me out. What'd I do
so terrible? Take him off the
street? Put him in the group,
hustle with him all these years,
make him a star? And now he won't
even look at me? Over a piece of
ass? I mean, is there an ounce of
good that I did? One ounce? Hand
me that, willya?
FRANKIE
I want Bobby to handle the cash
from now on.
TOMMY
What?
FRANKIE
I want Bobby to handle the cash.
TOMMY
Lemme explain something. When I
leave this group or they carry me
out, Bob can handle whatever you
want him to handle. While I'm in
this group, he's not gonna handle
a dime. Not one stinkin' dime.
NICK
Maybe we should put it to a vote.
TOMMY
I see. Now we got a democracy.
Okay, we'll have a vote. Should
Bobby handle the money, yea or
nay?
TOMMY
Okay, that's my vote. Anybody
else?
(CONTINUED)
99.
151 CONTINUED: 151
FRANKIE
Tommy --
BOB
(hand on Frankie's
arm)
Let it go.
TOMMY
Okay, the nays have it.
(then, calmly)
So, who's hungry? Lunch is on me.
NICK (V.O.)
Tommy won that one but it was the
beginning of the end. Something
just snapped and after that it was
just a long slow slide...
RETURN TO:
NICK (V.O.)
Fact is, we had no idea how deep
in he was until Norm Waxman showed
up at the Sullivan show and blew
the lid off.
NICK'S POV
CUT TO:
TOMMY
as he says to Norm:
TOMMY
Hey, Norman. What's up?
101.
NICK (V.O.)
You'd think after everything that
went down, Frankie woulda cut
Tommy loose right then. That's
what you think, you're not from
Jersey.
FRANKIE
Tommy's in a little trouble.
DeCARLO
How little?
FRANKIE
A hundred and fifty thousand.
DeCARLO
So why isn't he standing here
talking to me?
FRANKIE
Because he can't sing ‘My Mother's
Eyes’ like I can.
DeCARLO
You take care of family, Frankie.
I like that.
FRANKIE
(wryly)
Yeah.
DeCARLO
I'll see what I can do.
(CONTINUED)
102.
162 CONTINUED: 162
EMCEE
Ladies and gentlemen, The Sea
Breeze Lounge is proud to present
the special return engagement of
international recording stars, The
Four Seasons!
CUT TO:
DeCARLO
We're here to resolve a problem.
We're all gentlemen and we will
act in a civilized manner.
(raises glass)
Salud.
(CONTINUED)
103.
166 CONTINUED: 166
ALL
Salud.
DeCARLO
Okay, how much are we talking
about?
NORM
(consults a small
notebook)
As of noon today, including the
vig -- one hundred and sixty-two
large.
DeCARLO
What were you thinking, Tommy?
TOMMY
I dunno, Gyp. It crept up on me.
DeCARLO
(to Norm)
I'm surprised he's still walking
around.
NORM
I'll be honest with you, Gyp. We
like their songs. Anybody else,
he'd already be in the hospital.
TOMMY
What, you gonna put your goons on
me? You two-bit shylock --
NICK
Tommy, shut up. The man's trying
to work with you.
TOMMY
Hey. Whose side are you on?
NICK
Mine.
TOMMY
You're right about that.
FRANKIE
Tommy --
NICK
Asshole.
TOMMY
I'm the asshole?
(CONTINUED)
104.
166 CONTINUED: (2) 166
NICK
From day one, my friend.
DeCARLO
(sharply)
Gentlemen.
(then)
Our friend Mr. Waxman has a
legitimate --
NICK
(rising)
No. No. Excuse me. All due
respect, he opened it up, I'm
gonna say something.
(then)
I've been rooming with this guy,
on and off, for -- what is it --
ten years? This was not a walk in
the park. This was a sentence. A
ten-year sentence.
FRANKIE
Nicky --
NICK
The man is a personal nightmare.
He wears the same underwear three
days running, he takes no pride in
his appearance. In the simple
amenities of life. You wanna talk
about towels?
FRANKIE
Nicky, this isn't --
NICK
(riding over)
The man cannot be in a hotel
without using all the towels. I'm
talking face towels, bath towels,
the bath mat, the little
washcloths. Like he's living
alone. You need a towel, you know
where it is? In a wet pile on the
floor.
FRANKIE
Nicky --
NICK
I come back to the room one time,
the man is pissing in the sink --
(CONTINUED)
105.
166 CONTINUED: (3) 166
TOMMY
You're crazy, I never pissed in
the --
NICK
Right in the sink! I say, 'Tommy,
what's wrong with you? There's a
toilet over there.' He says,
'This was closer.' This is what
I'm dealing with. The man is not
properly socialized. Frankie
doesn't have to deal with it,
Gaudio doesn't -- I've had to deal
with it.
(screams)
Ten. Years.
DeCARLO
Okay, Nick, thank you for sharing
that.
(then)
Now, Norm and me're gonna take a
little walk and work things out.
I want you boys to put your heads
together and see what you can come
up with.
(to Tommy)
And you -- stay outta the
bathroom.
FRANKIE
Maybe Gyp can talk some sense into
this guy.
TOMMY
Forget sense. I got some things,
I can put together enough to --
NICK
What? Pull a job? He's gonna
roll a 7-11, like the old days.
TOMMY
Drink your wine, Nicky, and shut
your trap. DeCarlo's not running
this group, I am. I don't even
know what we're doing here.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
106.
167 CONTINUED: 167
TOMMY (CONT'D)
Beggin' Gyp for help -- you make
me look like an asshole.
NICK
You do that all by yourself,
Tommy.
FRANKIE
Fellas -- can we --
TOMMY
You know what'd be nice, since I
was here before any of you? A
little respect!
NICK
For what -- getting a hundred and
sixty-two in the hole?
TOMMY
(riding over)
You think it's easy, running a
group? Dealing with the club
owners, the managers, the record
companies, everybody trying to
screw you five ways from Sunday?
You don't care how it gets done,
only that Tommy's taking care of
it! Well, I took care of it!
ME!!
FRANKIE
(quietly, ominously)
Sit down.
(then)
Tommy, you don't give a shit about
the group. You never have. It's
always been whatever it is you got
going, and then there's the group.
TOMMY
You don't know what the hell
you're --
FRANKIE
(seething)
You never wanna rehearse, you
drive Nicky to drink, you put Bob
through the wringer, forget about
trying to mess with my head, which
you've done from day one...
(then)
God help me, Tommy, part of me
would really like to see you hurt.
(CONTINUED)
107.
167 CONTINUED: (2) 167
TOMMY
Tu stronzo dis graziato!
DeCARLO
School kids! Leave that outside.
Macche caffoni! Davanti da lui da
Bruculino, macche vergogna! (You
embarrass us in front of Brooklyn
here!)
(then)
All right. Here's how it's gonna
go down.
FRANKIE
Excuse me, Mr. DeCarlo. The group
-- we've come to a decision.
NICK
We have?
FRANKIE
(to Norm)
We're gonna pay back every penny
Tommy owes you.
TOMMY
(stunned)
What?
NICK
Frankie, wait a min--
FRANKIE
(sternly)
Let me handle this.
(then)
It's a lousy few hundred grand.
We got something going here, took
a lot of work and a lot of years --
NICK
So --
FRANKIE
So the group takes the debt.
(CONTINUED)
108.
168 CONTINUED: 168
NICK
This is his problem. Why do we
take his debt?
FRANKIE
'Cause we're not gonna let it come
apart.
BOB
Well?
(rises, all eyes on
him)
Is that good enough, Tommy?
TOMMY
For what?
BOB
Because Frankie's singing was
never good enough, his ideas were
never good enough, nothing he ever
did was good enough --
FRANKIE
Bobby, lay off --
BOB
(riding over)
-- the kid who was never good
enough is bailing you out. So is
that good enough?
DeCARLO
I'm afraid it's a little more
complicated than that.
FRANKIE
Why?
NORM
My people are very angry. They
want a message sent.
FRANKIE
What message?
NORM
(to Tommy)
You're moving to Las Vegas.
TOMMY
What for?
(CONTINUED)
109.
168 CONTINUED: (2) 168
NORM
Your health. We’re gonna keep an
eye on you. We see you outside
Nevada, it gets ugly.
TOMMY
No way. Not Nevada. Better throw
me in the river.
NICK
Your choice.
FRANKIE
Wait a minute. For how long?
NORM
Until it’s paid off.
FRANKIE
(to DeCarlo)
But we’re in the middle of a tour!
DeCARLO
Best I could do.
FRANKIE
But what happens to the group?
TOMMY
I’ll tell you what -- nothing.
Because I’m still 25 percent of
this thing and it’s all on paper.
So suck on that.
BOB
Okay, we buy him out. A clean
break.
TOMMY
But me out! You don’t buy me out.
I buy you out.
BOB
With what, Tommy?
TOMMY
Fine. Buy me out. It’s over
anyway. How many more hits you
think you’re gonna write?
FRANKIE
All right, wait a minute, wait a
minute --
(to Tommy)
Anything else we don’t know about?
(CONTINUED)
110.
168 CONTINUED: (3) 168
TOMMY
I maybe borrowed a little from the
tax account.
FRANKIE
How much?
TOMMY
Half a mil, in that neighborhood.
FRANKIE
All right, we’re gonna take that,
too.
NICK
Frankie, what’re you --
FRANKIE
(edge)
I said let me handle it!
(to Tommy)
The loan, the taxes, we take it
all.
DeCARLO
Okay, that’s it then. Norm,
Tommy, would you excuse us?
DeCARLO
Frankie, you’re digging a million
dollar hole for yourself.
FRANKIE
Tommy took me off the street, Gyp.
What’s that worth?
DeCARLO
You’ll be on the road till you’re
ninety. You want, I could arrange
a loan.
(CONTINUED)
111.
169 CONTINUED: 169
BOB
Thanks, Mr. DeCarlo, but I don’t
want anybody involved in our
future but me and Frankie.
NICK
Hey, I just realized something.
(as they all look)
I don’t want to be in this group
anymore.
FRANKIE
Not now, Nicky.
NICK
No, forget that. I wanna go home.
FRANKIE
What’re you talking about?
NICK
I wanna go home.
FRANKIE
Okay, good idea. After the tour,
we all take a break --
NICK
No. Now.
(then)
I quit.
BOB
You can’t quit.
NICK
Hey, I got his attention. Hi,
Bob.
BOB
Nicky, we’re in the middle of a
tour!
NICK
Yeah...
(oddly)
You know, I always hated the
touring... the hotels... those
tiny little bars of soap. You’re
supposed to wash with that soap?
You can’t even see it.
(CONTINUED)
112.
169 CONTINUED: (2) 169
FRANKIE
Nicky, you’re talking crazy. Now
calm down and we’ll figure it out.
NICK
I already figured it out. I’m
gonna make it real easy. I don’t
want any money. I don’t want any
side deals. All I want is out.
DeCARLO
Nicky, wait --
DeCARLO
Let me understand. You put in all
this time, you have all these
hits, and you’re just gonna walk
away? That is crazy.
NICK
You wanna hear about crazy? Me
and the wife had a little trouble
last year, so you know what I did?
I put my kids with my parents.
And then I told ‘em -- my own kids
-- I made up this thing where I
told ‘em I was really their uncle.
Uncle Nick.
DeCARLO
I don’t understand.
NICK
So I could screw around. Do what
I wanted. I figured if I wasn’t
home to put ‘em to bed and stuff,
they wouldn’t feel deprived of a
father.
DeCARLO
I don’t know what to say, Nicky.
(CONTINUED)
113.
170 CONTINUED: 170
NICK
All due respect, Mr. DeCarlo --
you sell a hundred million
records, see how you handle it.
DeCARLO
Frankie and Bob, they’re gonna
take this hard.
NICK
I’m not worried. With all their
talent, they’ll never even know
I’m gone.
He drives off.
BOB
Of course it’ll be fatter when I
get some brass and strings --
RECORD EXEC
May I speak freely? The people
want the Four Seasons, not the Two
Seasons. And so do we.
FRANKIE
Well, as Nicky would say -- that
went well.
BOB
Look, Frankie -- you may not want
to hear this, but performing was
never really my thing.
FRANKIE
You’re right. I don’t wanna hear
this.
(CONTINUED)
114.
172 CONTINUED: 172
Frankie and Bob hear the song off the jukebox. The irony
is not lost on them. The song continues under the scene.
BOB
You’re a single, Frankie. You
should be up in front.
FRANKIE
But they said --
BOB
Forget what they said. They’re
morons. We try and get the group
back we’ll go crazy. Because
we’ll never get it back.
FRANKIE
(finally)
You want me to get out there by
myself? What are you, nuts?
BOB
There’s a lotta great backup guys
out there. Joe Long and Charlie
Calello. We find two more, put
you in front, and it’s ‘Frankie
Valli and the Four Seasons.’ A
great drummer, a horn section like
we talked about --
FRANKIE
And what do you do?
BOB
Write and produce.
FRANKIE
I don’t like it.
BOB
Why?
FRANKIE
Because you’re crapping out on me!
I thought we had a handshake.
BOB
We do. Look, you want me to stay,
I’ll stay --
FRANKIE
Good. I want you to stay.
(CONTINUED)
115.
172 CONTINUED: (2) 172
BOB
-- Only we’ll do better if we make
money from both ends and dig
ourselves out of the Tommy thing.
FRANKIE
What if they don’t like me as a
single?
BOB
What makes you think they liked
you before?
FRANKIE
You always know what to say, huh?
(then)
I dunno, Bobby -- it’s such a
goddamn roller coaster. I wake up
in the middle of the night, I
don't know where I am. I think,
what the hell happened? What’s
gonna happen? Everybody leaves.
(looks at Bob)
Why does everybody leave?
BOB
Frankie, this is your time.
FRANKIE
How do you do that?
BOB
What?
FRANKIE
Get me to agree to stuff.
BOB
(smiles)
It’s a gift.
SUPERIMPOSE: WINTER
(CONTINUED)
116.
173 CONTINUED: 173
FRANKIE (V.O.)
You listen to Tommy, he’ll tell
you he taught me everything I
know. Except I was making records
when I was fifteen, before anybody
ever heard of Tommy DeVito. And
then, when we had The Four Lovers,
he was paying me twelve bucks a
night when he was getting a
hundred fifty. Well, what the
hell, that’s Tommy. I’m from the
old school. You come up together,
that’s a promise and it’s like
iron. You don’t forget where you
come from.
Frankie and his team disembark. The Four Seasons are now
his backup group: Joe Long, Charlie Calello, plus two
other musicians.
FRANKIE (V.O.)
The one who really gets me is
Nick. He was the real article.
We had something going and he just
walks away. Nicky said we
couldn’t handle success. I’ll
tell you the truth. I got no
problem with success. My problem
is being on the hook for a million
bucks, and Bob gets to be home
with his family while I’m on the
road 200 days a year, taking
anything I can dig up.
Nightclubs, hotels, private
parties, anything...
DESK CLERK
Welcome to the Beachcomber, Mr.
Valli.
FRANKIE
Glad to be here.
DESK CLERK
Could I ask a question?
FRANKIE
Yeah?
DESK CLERK
What ever happened to the real
Four Seasons?
Christmas decorations.
FRANKIE
You and me both, pal.
CLERK
Mr. Valli! You got a collect call
from New Jersey.
FRANKIE
Okay, where is she?
MARY
You tell me. She’s your daughter,
too --
FRANKIE
We gonna work together on this or
turn it into a contest?
(CONTINUED)
119.
183 CONTINUED: 183
MARY
(riding over)
-- she never knows if you’ll
visit, when you do, it’s always
last minute --
FRANKIE
I’m an entertainer, remember?
Things get moved around --
MARY
She doesn’t need an entertainer.
She needs a father.
FRANKIE
How about a mother? Why’nt you
pull yourself togeth--
The phone rings. They both go for it. Frankie grabs it.
FRANKIE
Hello?... Hello?
INTERCUT WITH:
FRANCINE
Could I talk to Mommy?
FRANKIE
Francine! Where are you,
sweetheart? Your mother and I are
worried sick.
FRANCINE
I’m in the city, okay? Don’t have
a cow.
FRANKIE
Sweetheart, you don’t just
disappear off the face of the
earth for two days, you gotta
leave a note or something --
FRANCINE
Don’t yell at me, Daddy.
(CONTINUED)
120.
184 CONTINUED: 184
FRANKIE
Look, I just took a plane halfway
across the country --
(fighting to keep his
patience)
You got money for a cab? Just get
in a cab and come home.
FRANCINE
So now you’re gonna be my father
all of a sudden?
MARY
(hand out for the
phone)
Frankie --
FRANCINE
It’s two lousy days, Daddy. You
disappear for months at a time --
FRANKIE
That’s different, Francine --
FRANCINE
I know, I know. You’re working.
You’re slaving away on the road so
you can give us a good life. I’ve
heard it a billion times. Gimme a
break. Can I please talk to Mom!
FRANKIE
Don’t talk to me like that,
Francine, I’m your fath--
The BAD NEWS DUDE puts his hand on the hook, cutting off
the call.
FRANKIE
Francine -- ?
MARY
Good job, Dad.
(CONTINUED)
121.
184 CONTINUED: (2) 184
JOHNNY
Francine?
FRANCINE
Yeah?
JOHNNY
Your father would like to see you.
BOYFRIEND
Can I help you?
JOHNNY
No.
(to Francine)
C’mon.
BOYFRIEND
Who the hell are you?
JOHNNY
Get lost before I snap your neck.
FRANCINE
It’s okay. I’ll call you.
FRANKIE
Thanks, Johnny.
JOHNNY
Any time, Frankie.
Johnny exits.
(CONTINUED)
122.
186 CONTINUED: 186
FRANKIE
Sit down, Francine.
FRANCINE
How’d you find me?
FRANKIE
I have friends who have friends on
the street.
FRANCINE
You mean your friends in the mob?
FRANKIE
(decides to ignore
it)
You want something?
FRANCINE
Coke.
FRANKIE
(calls)
Coke over here!
FRANKIE
Look, Francine. I’ve been a bad
father. I don’t know what
happened. Actually, I do. I was
never around, and your mother --
well, you know all about that.
She just couldn’t handle it and I
should have stepped in, but it’s
hard to balance the home and the
work... I screwed up, okay? The
thing is, I wanna make it right.
FRANKIE
You wanna be a singer, first thing
is you stop that. You could be a
great singer. You got my chops
and your mother’s beauty and you
could have it all if you’d just
get it together. I know how hard
it is. You got something you
wanna give to the world and nobody
gives a shit. But then it turns
around. We’re gonna turn it
around.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
123.
186 CONTINUED: (2) 186
FRANKIE (CONT'D)
You’re gonna take singing lessons
and start eating good and
exercising and I set it up with
Bob Crewe -- you’re gonna record a
demo -- four songs -- and this
nightmare’s gonna end.
FRANKIE
It’s funny. Back in the day we
almost left Crewe because he
wouldn’t record us a demo -- four
songs. And now he’s doing it for
Francine. I swear, the kid was
about to go under. You know what
it’s like out there with the kids
and the drugs... and her mother --
is it ever about the kid? No.
It’s about winning, who’s right,
who’s wrong, who screwed up. I
mean, people turn into something --
FRANCINE
Frankie --
FRANKIE
What?
LORRAINE
I can’t do this.
FRANKIE
What do you mean?
LORRAINE
This is a small apartment.
There’s not enough room for your
whole family.
FRANKIE
(re: her packing)
Can you stop that for a minute?
(CONTINUED)
124.
188 CONTINUED: 188
LORRAINE
What’s the point? I gotta be out
of town for the next week, then I
come back and you’re on the road,
I don’t see you for six more
weeks --
FRANKIE
I’m working! It’s not a vacation!
LORRAINE
(riding over)
-- and it goes on and on and
nothing changes --
FRANKIE
I need these dates! I got a
million dollar hole that I gotta
get out of!
LORRAINE
That you dug for yourself --
FRANKIE
Don’t talk about things you don’t
know about!
LORRAINE
He used you, he ridiculed you, he
did everything he could to destroy
the group, and you take his debts!
FRANKIE
He couldn’t help himself!!
LORRAINE
Oh, my God. Saint Francis, is
that it? Kind to animals?
(then)
You know, I thought if you could
get out of the neighborhood maybe
we’d have a shot. But you’re
never gonna get out, are you?
FRANKIE
What if we got married?
LORRAINE
You and Tommy? I don’t think
that’s legal in Nevada.
FRANKIE
You don’t give an inch, do you?
(CONTINUED)
125.
188 CONTINUED: (2) 188
LORRAINE
I’m never gonna be first in line.
I’ll always be standing behind
Tommy, and Bobby, and Nicky and
Joey...
(then)
Listen, I gotta go.
FRANKIE
Go tomorrow.
LORRAINE
Come to Boston. We’ll spend the
weekend.
FRANKIE
I can’t do that. I got things --
LORRAINE
I know. Family and work. And
what’s left, Frankie?
FRANKIE
Don’t do this. Not now.
LORRAINE
Why? So we can have a drink and
go around one more time?
(kisses him)
I’m sorry, sweetheart. I gotta
get off the merry-go-round. It’s
no fun anymore.
FRANKIE
Yeah! Francine!... What?...
what’s wrong? Take it easy. Stop
crying. Talk slower. Just tell
me -- no, no, of course you’re
not --
(CONTINUED)
126.
188 CONTINUED: (3) 188
FRANKIE
Francine, honey, can you hold for
a second, just a second --
FRANKIE
Hello... no, I’m here. Now,
what’s the problem?... Crewe? I
know... He’s a perfectionist.
He’ll make you crazy until you get
it right. Francine, listen to me.
I never said it was gonna be easy.
NORM
Fourteen-nine, fourteen-nine-
fifty, fifteen thousand.
(makes a neat pile)
Okay, we’re good.
DeCARLO
Everybody’s whole now, right?
NORM
Frankie -- you know it was nothing
personal --
DeCARLO
Norm. Say goodbye.
(CONTINUED)
127.
189 CONTINUED: 189
Norm hastily sweeps the money into a gym bag and exits.
DeCARLO
I told you, ‘do the work and
everything follows.’
(as they laugh)
Long life.
DeCARLO/FRANKIE/BOB
(toast)
Long life.
FRANKIE
Ten o’clock. That’s my daughter,
Francine. She calls every Friday.
DeCARLO
That’s good, Frankie.
FRANKIE
She’s playing at Victoria’s in
Plainfield.
(phone)
Hold a minute, sweetheart --
FRANKIE
(phone)
Francine? You’ll never guess who
was just -- what? Yes... this is
her father. Is something wrong?
Is she all right?
DISSOLVE TO:
128.
FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN:
BOB
How you doing?
FRANKIE
Never better.
BOB
I got something I think is yours.
BOB
You gonna open it?
FRANKIE
You want me to sing a love song?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Were you at the funeral?
BOB
You gotta climb out of this,
Frankie, or it’ll kill you.
FRANKIE
She had a bigger range than me,
you know that? And in here, she
had it.
(off his heart)
What was I supposed to do? Put
her on a leash? Chain her to the
bed? They grow up, they go out,
and some strugatz with a bottle of
pills is waiting, and it’s over.
BOB
Don’t blame yourself.
(CONTINUED)
129.
192 CONTINUED: 192
FRANKIE
(flaring)
Really? Who then?
BOB
Do me a favor. Just take it home.
Something’s not quite right in the
release. Maybe you’ll have an
idea.
FRANKIE
I don’t think so.
BOB
Just look at it.
BOB
And wear this, will ya? No point
in getting pneumonia.
SERIES OF SHOTS
Frankie cranking the car up, way past the limit, faster
and faster and faster.
Bob and his wife asleep. Phone rings. Bob torn from
sleep.
(CONTINUED)
130.
194 CONTINUED: 194
BOB
Yeah --
INTERCUT WITH:
FRANKIE
The problem is, you're modulating
up after the B section and I don't
think you should. You listening?
BOB
(now awake)
Go ahead.
FRANKIE
Goosing it up is, I dunno -- it's
cheesy. It's fine like it is.
Maybe a couple of notes here and
there.
BOB
Why't you come over tomorrow and
we'll fix it.
FRANKIE
I dunno. Maybe.
BOB
How's two o'clock?
FRANKIE
I'll check my schedule.
BOB
Good idea.
ENGINEER #2
Okay, people -- take five. Five
minute break.
FINNEY
Look, I sprung for the session.
What else do you want from me?
BOB
Release the song.
FINNEY
I don't know what to do with it.
It's too hard to be pop and too
soft to be rock.
BOB
It's a new kind of song, Al.
You're the head of a record
company. Do your job. Find the
next thing.
FINNEY
Bobby, what are you busting my
chops? You drag me down here to
hear some kinda fuckin' art song,
you're never gonna get air play.
BOB
Listen. Frankie's made you a
shitload of money. I want you to
do this for him because deep down,
you're a decent human being.
FINNEY
I'll be candid, my friend.
Frankie's okay but he's no Neil
Sedaka.
BOB
Okay, then I want out of our
contract and I'm gonna take you to
court to get back our masters.
FINNEY
Bobby, I own those masters.
BOB
Not after a jury gets a look at
your books.
FINNEY
You don't have the balls.
(CONTINUED)
132.
197 CONTINUED: 197
BOB
Try me.
FINNEY
(finally)
Okay. Call me sentimental, here's
the deal. You get some stations
to play it, I'll release the damn
song. They say no, you can take
your little work of art and stick
it where the sun don't shine.
BOB
Thanks, Al, you're a class act.
FRANKIE (V.O.)
You wanna break a song, it's all
about air play. At least then
you're in the game. Then it's up
to the song to click. Without air
play, you got nothing. And the
program directors were the ones in
the toll booth. They were tough.
And greedy.
ENGINEER #2
(on the PA)
Okay, folks, we're back.
CREWE
No problem. Where do you wanna
break the song?
BOB
Detroit. The Rooster Tail.
CREWE
Detroit. That's WJR. I know that
guy. Marty something. Mr. First
Nighter. About three hundred
pounds. We get him in there, we
lay on the food, the booze, the
full treatment.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
133.
198 CONTINUED: 198
CREWE (CONT'D)
He may be a moron but he's not
stupid. Once he hears the crowd,
you'll get air play, don't worry.
BOB
But that's just Detroit.
CREWE
So we follow up. Philly -- Boston
-- Chicago -- San Francisco. You
start a little movement. Word
gets out.
CREWE
Stations start getting calls --
(building)
'Where's that song?' 'We wanna
hear that song!' 'What's wrong
with you people?'
ENGINEER #2
Okay, everybody --
CREWE
(screams)
PLAY THE FREAKIN' SONG ALREADY!
CREWE
And it'll work. You know why?
BOB
Why?
CREWE
I did Frankie's chart. His moon
is in Taurus.
FRANKIE (V.O.)
Bobby!
134.
FRANKIE
What if we're wrong? What if it's
a turkey?
BOB
If it's a turkey I'll buy the
cranberry sauce.
FRANKIE
What the hell's that supposed to
mean?
BOB
I dunno. But in ten minutes we're
into heavy overtime.
FRANKIE
Bobby, I'm drowning here. Say
something.
BOB
You can always go back to cutting
hair.
FRANKIE
You have no heart, you know that?
That's why Crewe has to do the
lyrics.
FRANKIE
YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU
YOU'D BE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH
I WANNA HOLD YOU SO MUCH --
CUT TO:
200 INT. ROOSTER TAIL (DETROIT) - PALM RIVER ROOM - NIGHT 200
(CONTINUED)
135.
200 CONTINUED: 200
NOW FAVOR --
SUPERIMPOSE TITLE:
1990
PICK UP --
(CONTINUED)
136.
202 CONTINUED: 202
JOURNALIST
So you guys haven't sung together
in how long?
NICK/FRANKIE/BOB
(simultaneously)
25 years. /12 years. /19 years.
They laugh.
NICK
A while.
JOURNALIST
You were one of the top groups of
all time. What happened?
FRANKIE
What didn't happen.
JOURNALIST
Of course you've remained friends.
FRANKIE
Oh, yeah. Whenever Tommy's in
town he sleeps on my couch.
Nick smiles.
TOMMY
Good to see you, Frankie.
FRANKIE
How's life, Tommy?
TOMMY
(trying)
Can't complain. A little golf, a
little money laundering, the
usual.
(CONTINUED)
137.
202 CONTINUED: (2) 202
CREWE (V.O.)
It's been more than twenty years
since these guys have appeared on
the same stage, and what better
stage for a reunion than this one!
203 INT. ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME - AUDITORIUM - NIGHT 203
CREWE
Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome my old friends and brand
new Hall of Famers, the original
Four Seasons!
TOMMY
Know what I do now? I work for
Joe Pesci. Little Joey Fishes.
Same kid I used to slap around.
(then)
Couple of months ago, I'm driving
him somewhere, he says, 'Tommy,
how do you remember yourself back
then?' And I says, 'I think I was
a pretty stand-up guy.' And he
says, 'I gotta be honest with you.
You were a total prick. Nobody
would've put up with your shit
except we all needed something.'
Everyone remembers it how they
need to, right?
(starts to go, then
stops)
By the way -- you're ever in
Vegas, walk into any casino, and
say 'Tommy DeVito.' My hand to
God, you'll be outta there in
about twelve seconds.
(CONTINUED)
138.
203 CONTINUED: 203
BOB
I'm not drawn to the old
neighborhood, my life never
revolved around the old
neighborhood, I don't give a fuck
about the old neighborhood. I'm
from wherever I happen to be. Me,
my beautiful wife -- and a good
cigar, quiet and peaceful in the
knowledge that none of this
could've happened... without me.
NICK
Everybody asks the same question:
'Why'd you do it, Nicky? Why'd
you walk away?' Lemme clear that
up. It wasn't the side deal. It
wasn't the touring. It wasn't
even rooming with Tommy. It just
came outta my mouth. And once I
said it, I knew it was what I
wanted. I wanted to go home.
(then)
All right, I'll be honest with
you, it coulda been an ego thing.
Everybody wants to be up front.
But if there's four guys, and
you're Ringo...
(then)
Better I should spend some time
with my kids.
FRANKIE
They ask you, what was the high
point? The Hall of Fame? Selling
all those records? Pulling
'Sherry' out of the hat? It was
all great. But four guys under a
streetlamp, when it was all still
ahead of us... the first time we
made that sound -- our sound --
when everything dropped away and
all there was, was the music --
that was the best.
(then)
That's why I'm still out there,
singing -- like that bunny on TV
with the battery, I just keep
going and going and going.
(eyes the audience)
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
139.
203 CONTINUED: (2) 203
FRANKIE (CONT'D)
Chasing the music. Trying to get
home.
FINITA LA COMEDIA
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END