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Mmm. When I die,

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we should totally
get this sandwich place

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for my memorial.

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So good. Mmm. Can't wait.

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Oh, all these people
loved Mr. Chase.

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His students
are taking it so hard.

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Yeah, nobody grieves
like theater kids.

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This is my show!

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Why are they singing
about computers?

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It was a musical about Y2K,

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which was very scary back then.

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Scarier than anything
we have now.

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The whole show takes
place on New Year's Eve,
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- 1999...
- ♪ <i>Five, four, three</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Two, zero, zero, zero</i> ♪

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♪ <i>A midnight countdown to Y2K</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Five, four, three,
two, will I be a zero?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>When tomorrow becomes today.</i> ♪

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Mom, which one are you?

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I was right over here.

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In the wings,
calling all the shots...

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as the stage manager.

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Mrs. Chase, I'm so
sorry for your loss.

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Oh, thank you, dear.

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Say, look what I found
when I was cleaning out

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Franklin's office.

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My prompt book.

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This binder lists all the cues

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for the entire production.

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Oh, Franklin always said you
were the heart of the show...

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That your stage managing
was so... zealous.

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I definitely ran a tight ship.

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But in a fun way
everyone loved, obviously.

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- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Super fun.

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Of course, I would have
loved to have been in the show,

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except I'm not much of a singer.

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But in my imagination, I've got
the voice of a Disney princess.

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Oh...

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What a special time.

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I'd give anything to
feel that magic again.

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♪ <i> Script notes and sound cues</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Take me there again</i> ♪

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♪ <i>In my blacks in the
backs of the wings</i> ♪

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♪ <i>So I'm not seen</i> ♪

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♪ <i>No one knows the magic</i> ♪

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♪ <i>That hides behind the scenes</i> ♪

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It's me!

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The cast said yes!

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We're putting on a musical!

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♪ <i>Places, everybody</i> ♪

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♪ <i>It's time to start the show</i> ♪

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♪ <i>That's what actors
need me to say</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Otherwise, they
wouldn't know where to go</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Cinch up the hemlines</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Sound check all the mics</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Close the door,
ring the bell</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And bring down
the house lights</i> ♪

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♪ <i>It's curtains up
for Marge Bouvier</i> ♪

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♪ <i>'Cause I'm once
again the star</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Of the backstage</i> ♪

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Wow, you're the director?

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No, more
important... the stage manager.

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- Ah!
- Five minutes, guys!

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- Thank you, five.
- Five minutes.

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I always used to love
saying that, before...

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♪ <i> The endless loads of laundry</i>

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♪ <i>The dishes piled high</i> ♪

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♪ <i>The whining and complaining</i> ♪

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- ♪<i> It's mine</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>It's mine</i> ♪

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- ♪<i> It's mine</i> ♪
- Enough!

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♪ <i> I'm returning to my theater family</i>

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♪ <i>A revival of our
fondest memories</i> ♪

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- ♪<i> Singin'...</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>Do</i> ♪

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- ♪<i> Re</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>Mi</i> ♪

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♪ <i> This ♪ -♪ Show</i> ♪- ♪

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♪ <i>The talk of the town</i> ♪

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♪ <i>A hit, a smash, the rage</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And there's nothing
Springfield needs more</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Than a play</i> ♪

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Good!

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♪ <i> 'Cause I'm once again the</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Appreciated, well-respected,
never, ever disconnected</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Nothing but the
most impressive</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Everybody's dearest friended</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Star</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Of the backstage...</i> ♪

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♪ <i>She's the star,
see how she shines</i> ♪

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♪ <i>She answers when
we call for lines</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Places, everybody!</i> ♪

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Wow, honey, those
dorks are so excited to be

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in your show again.

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And I will do everything

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I can to support you...
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while I'm at Moe's.

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Mwah.

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Sorry, Marge, but I got
to drop out of the show.

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I broke my hip while
singing and dancing

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about feeling young again.

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Say, Dad, what if
you filled in for Lenny

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and joined Mom's musical?

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Yeah, then you'd be the
most supportive husband ever.

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Great idea, kids.

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I'm all in, babe!

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One pair of super tight
dance pants, please!

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From this day forward,
we are enemies.

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Forever and ever.

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Forever.

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<i>Okay,</i>

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back on stage... it's just
like we're teenagers again.

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Now let's start the rehearsal.

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Theater!

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Wait, we can't start
without Sasha Reed.

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- She was the star of the show.
- Mm-hmm.

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She got into Julliard.

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Sasha.

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You never forget
your first diva.

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I'd love to know
what she's been up to.

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Well, as your dutiful
stage manager,

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I did reach out repeatedly,
but never heard back.

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I guess we'll never
know what happened

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after Sasha left
little old Springfield

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for New York City.

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Never say never!

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Hello, old friends!

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Ah! It's Sasha!

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Let me tell you all about it.

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♪ <i>It was a cold
and rainy morning</i> ♪

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♪ <i>When I exited the bus</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I stepped into the city</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Everyone in such a rush</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I suppose I started singing</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Just to keep
the chill at bay</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I guess I sounded
something like</i> ♪
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♪ <i>This</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And that's when
I heard a man say</i> ♪

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♪ <i>"That tone, that pitch</i> ♪

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♪ <i>"Your voice'll make us rich</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Stick with me, and you'll
be destined to impress"</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And that's how Sasha became</i> ♪

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♪ <i>A massive success</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Yes, Sasha</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Is a massive success</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Now I dine on the veranda</i> ♪

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♪ <i>With Lin-Manuel Miranda</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Scrape meat off the
bone with Patti LuPone</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Don't mention Glenn Close</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I eat Bananas Foster</i> ♪
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♪ <i>With my good
friend Sutton Foster</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Thanks to Stephen Sondheim,
who's the most gracious host</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Yes, I'm everything
you thought I'd be</i> ♪

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♪ <i>When I left Springfield
for the big city</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I've made it, I'm a
cut above the rest</i> ♪

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♪ <i>'Cause Sasha has returned</i> ♪

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♪ <i>A massive</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Success...</i> ♪

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♪ <i>That's right</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I'm a Broadway</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Star!</i> ♪

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Oh, I can't believe
Sasha came back.

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What a career!
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I know a famous person
that knows what's his name,

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who is she, and
never heard of him!

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Okay, okay, everybody.

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It's so exciting that Sasha
is a massive success,

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but we really need to
walk through our blocking.

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Let's make it precise, gang!

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Blocking, so important.

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That's what Hal always told me.

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Hal Prince.

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Boom! Named it!

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But before we get
into the technical stuff,

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we need to reconnect
as an ensemblé.

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Let's all go to my lake
house and do trust falls.
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But we have to carve
out some time to run lines.

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Marge Bouvier,
you have not changed a bit.

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Okay, Mom, we'll run lines,

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but don't wait up for us.

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Us? What do you mean?

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This bonding
session is for the cast.

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You understand, right?

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Oh.

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Sure. Of course.

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Come on, friends!

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I was wrong. Theater
kids are super cool.

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Thanks for the hookup, honey.

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♪ <i>How will I stay alive?</i> ♪

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♪ <i>When all</i> ♪
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♪ <i>The computers think I died?</i> ♪

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- ♪<i> How will I</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>How will I</i> ♪

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<i>♪ Stay alive ♪</i>

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♪ <i>When all the clocks
and the computers</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Think I died?</i> ♪

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Okay, the curtain-raiser
went a smidge long,

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so stay on your marks next time.

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- Take five!
- Thank you, five.

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Anyway, I hope you all remember
the best part of rehearsal...

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brownies!

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Are those Margie's Brownies
with walnuts and M&Ms?

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It's true, I do matter.

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Look what else I'm included in.
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It's all from our shows.

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We were such a tight-knit group.

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Remember the
tightness of the knitting?

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There's my old guitar pick.

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Oh, I haven't played
guitar since I lost this!

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Still works!

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Oh, man, this takes me back...

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Remember, guys?

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♪ <i>Bonfires at Billy's</i> ♪

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♪ <i>We'd talk about our dreams</i> ♪

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♪ <i>We'd get drunk
and make out, ha</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Cause a scene</i> ♪

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Remind me who Billy was again?

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You know... Billy.
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♪ <i>Late nights at the diner</i> ♪

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♪ <i>We'd laugh and we'd cry</i> ♪

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Right. Uh-huh. The diner.

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♪ <i>Smoking clove cigarettes</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Ruthie serving
us cheese fries</i> ♪

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Is that why you
guys always smelled

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like burnt cinnamon?

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♪ <i>Climbing the water tower</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Drunk on whiskey sours</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Stealing the Lard Lad sign</i> ♪

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- That was you guys?
- Yeah.

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♪ <i>Remember the times</i> ♪

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♪ <i>The best times</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Of our lives</i> ♪
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♪ <i>We had nothing but times</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Remember the times</i> ♪

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Okay, I might've missed
some of those specific moments,

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but I'm sure I'll remember
all the other ones.

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What else?

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♪ <i>The kegger at Marge's</i> ♪

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♪ <i>What an epic night</i> ♪

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Wait, there was a
party at my house?

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Where was I?

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♪ <i>She was at a
tech run-through</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Nowhere in sight</i> ♪

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Guys, that's like,
pretty messed up.

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♪ <i>Oh, yeah</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I was at that super
killer party, too</i> ♪

243
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You weren't even in the show.

244
00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:57,805
♪ <i>Yeah, but I was cool</i> ♪

245
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♪ <i>Lenny fell off the roof</i> ♪

246
00:11:00,886 --> 00:11:02,972
- What?
- ♪ <i>Marge's parents got sued</i> ♪

247
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,997
♪ <i>And had to file
for bankruptcy</i> ♪

248
00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:08,241
Is that why I couldn't
go away to college?

249
00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,909
♪ <i>Remember the time</i> ♪

250
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,745
♪ <i>When Jackie died</i> ♪

251
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,172
Wait, I thought Jackie moved.

252
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,841
♪ <i> No one saw
the signs</i> ♪ -

253
00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:18,401
♪ <i>Together we cried</i> ♪

254
00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:21,179
♪ <i>And then we made
it about ourselves</i> ♪

255
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:23,239
♪ <i>When the reporter came</i> ♪
256
00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:25,499
- What?!
- ♪ <i>He worked for</i> The Times ♪

257
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:26,593
Which one?

258
00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:28,928
♪ The New York Times ♪

259
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,097
♪ <i>Such timey times</i> ♪

260
00:11:31,249 --> 00:11:32,857
How'd I miss all of this?

261
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,736
♪ <i>We were all together.</i> ♪

262
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,446
Except me.

263
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:44,163
♪ <i> Script notes and sound cues</i> ♪

264
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:47,780
♪ <i>They never saw
me as a friend</i> ♪

265
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,858
♪ <i>In my blacks in the
backs of the wings</i> ♪

266
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,045
♪ <i>I was unseen</i> ♪

267
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:58,717
♪ <i>So much for the magic</i> ♪

268
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:04,013
♪ <i>No one wants old Marjorie.</i> ♪

269
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,712
I was unpopular and never knew!
270
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,714
All my best memories are ruined.

271
00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:16,642
I wish I had never done
this stupid musical again.

272
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:20,572
As soon as Sasha showed
up, it was like I didn't exist.

273
00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,632
I never liked that Sasha Reed.

274
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:25,134
Taking pop out of the
fridge without asking...

275
00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:26,578
getting us sued...

276
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,655
Of course! It's
all Sasha's fault.

277
00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:32,976
Someone ought to teach that
Broadway big shot a lesson.

278
00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:35,903
Mom, do you still
have a computer?

279
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:43,319
Last night I made some
very interesting discoveries,

280
00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:46,747
requiring the printing
of a revised playbill.

281
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,806
♪ <i> I'll refer you to page three</i> ♪

282
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:54,347
♪ <i>To an updated biography</i> ♪

283
00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:56,332
♪ <i>Of which you must see</i> ♪

284
00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:59,018
♪ <i>Certain to change your view</i> ♪

285
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,531
♪ <i>Of the beloved ingenue</i> ♪

286
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,025
♪ <i>Sasha! Poof</i> ♪

287
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,268
♪ <i>The truth</i> ♪

288
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:12,106
♪ <i>She's never been in a
Broadway musical or play?</i> ♪

289
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,443
♪ <i>She was never in</i> Pippin,
Show Boat, <i>or</i> Cabaret? ♪

290
00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:20,023
♪ <i>She didn't sign autographs
at a stage door-a?</i> ♪

291
00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:24,636
♪ <i>She worked at the
Herald Square Sephora?</i> ♪

292
00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,266
♪ <i>Lost hope, gave up
and moved the day</i> ♪

293
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,700
♪ <i>She didn't get a
callback for</i> Hairspray ♪

294
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,144
♪ <i>She's a fraudway baby</i> ♪

295
00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:34,795
♪ <i>A phony, a fake</i> ♪
296
00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:38,632
♪ <i>She ain't got what it takes</i> ♪

297
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,652
♪ <i>She's a fraudway baby</i> ♪

298
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:43,040
♪ <i>She doesn't
know Sutton Foster</i> ♪

299
00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:44,730
♪ <i>This broad's an imposter</i> ♪

300
00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,850
♪ <i>She's had you wrapped
around her finger</i> ♪

301
00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:49,494
♪ <i>For days</i> ♪

302
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:52,221
♪ <i>But she's nothing
but a hair-extentioned</i> ♪

303
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,201
♪ <i>Makeup-slinging,
Botox-forehead</i> ♪

304
00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:55,149
♪ <i>Lying, cheating</i> ♪

305
00:13:55,168 --> 00:14:00,004
♪ <i>Baby fraudway...</i> ♪

306
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,327
So you don't know the people

307
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,013
you said you knew
but who are they?

308
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,849
Marge Bouvier, you're...

309
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,183
mean!

310
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,265
Well, I'm sure you're all
as angry at Sasha as I am,

311
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,601
but now we can
wipe the slate clean

312
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,845
and really come together
as a theater family.

313
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,181
Without Sasha, there's no show.

314
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:30,943
You ruined everything,
you... techie!

315
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,187
But, w-w-wait.
She made it all up.

316
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,706
She's a liar!

317
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,766
I think this is
the kind of thing

318
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:40,603
that makes people not
want to invite you to stuff.

319
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,888
Stupid, ungrateful cast.

320
00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:51,948
Did you sleep at all last night?

321
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,041
"We don't care
that Sasha's a liar."
322
00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:55,779
"We still love her
more than you."

323
00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,229
Mo-om! Bart replaced
my Kashi cereal

324
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,881
with woodchips from
the hamster cage!

325
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:03,217
So? You didn't
notice till I told you.

326
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,054
- What's wrong with Mom?
- Well, kids, your mother has

327
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:10,057
severely pissed off all
the theater weirdos...

328
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:11,225
Of which I am now one...

329
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,653
But she can't
see it's her fault.

330
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,562
So... are you gonna tell her?

331
00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:20,251
Indeed I am, and there's
only one way to do it.

332
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,309
♪ <i>When your
partner's in a tizzy</i> ♪

333
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,483
♪ <i>Flossing till she's dizzy</i> ♪

334
00:15:27,502 --> 00:15:30,336
♪ <i>Clearly in the wrong,
but certain she's right</i> ♪

335
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,764
♪ <i>It's your responsibility</i> ♪

336
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,657
♪ <i>To imply her culpability</i> ♪

337
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,936
♪ <i>In a way that doesn't
instigate a fight</i> ♪

338
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,105
Whoops.

339
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,608
♪ <i>Don't escalate the situation</i> ♪

340
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,276
♪ <i>Or add further complication</i> ♪

341
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,404
♪ <i>Mince your words, so
as never to encroach</i> ♪

342
00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:51,174
♪ <i>Deliver your advice</i> ♪

343
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,675
♪ <i>But make sure to do it nice</i> ♪

344
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:56,037
♪ <i>For it's best to use
a delicate approach</i> ♪

345
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,814
Marge, darling...

346
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,274
Leave me alone!

347
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,609
Marge, listen!
I'm being delicate!
348
00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:04,278
Oh, are you?

349
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,948
♪ <i>Now, I know you may think
you were just in your actions</i> ♪

350
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,928
♪ <i>But it makes my heart
sink to see your infractions</i> ♪

351
00:16:09,952 --> 00:16:11,948
♪ <i>Your feelings were hurt,
but it's malice you blurt</i> ♪

352
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,472
♪ <i>Your transaction
compels a retraction</i> ♪

353
00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:18,476
Oh, you're right, Homie.

354
00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:20,203
It's all my fault.

355
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,206
I did the one thing a stage
manager must never do:

356
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:26,317
I put myself before the show.

357
00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:28,511
You see, kids?

358
00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:31,214
♪ <i>It's best to use a delicate</i> ♪

359
00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,565
♪ <i>Approach.</i> ♪

360
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,735
I have to make things right.

361
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,069
You need to let me see

362
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,223
the cast-only text chain.

363
00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:41,407
Yeah, I don't know.

364
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,909
It's really not cool
for me to share it.

365
00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:46,412
Plus, you wouldn't
get any of the jokes.

366
00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:48,247
You might want to
skip over the stuff

367
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:49,507
with your name in it.

368
00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:50,900
Sasha hasn't left town.

369
00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,552
There's still time.

370
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,015
Why would Marge do that to me?

371
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,999
I was never mean to her.

372
00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,593
I never even talked to her!

373
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,521
Yeah, we don't care
that you only sell makeup

374
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:06,173
and that you're a huge liar.

375
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,434
I miss high school.

376
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:11,029
Remember the night
of the cast party?

377
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:14,348
You and me... in the hot tub?

378
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,759
That night really happened?

379
00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:18,036
I thought I imagined it.

380
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:19,612
It was real.

381
00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:22,189
And I've never had better.

382
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,783
Ah...

383
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,452
Sasha! Sasha, I'm so sorry.

384
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,379
Once my husband
sang and danced to me

385
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,940
about what I
did, I felt terrible.

386
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,718
I acted like such
a crazy teenager.

387
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,295
All I wanted to do was
recapture my glory days,

388
00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:38,705
when I could've
become anything...

389
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:40,283
instead of what I really am,

390
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,709
a floor manager at Sephora.

391
00:17:43,971 --> 00:17:45,063
Sales associate.

392
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:48,149
I guess we both
wanted to be stars again.

393
00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:49,976
There she is.

394
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,051
Probably called us here

395
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,962
to expose the lies
the rest of us put

396
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,463
in our playbill bios.

397
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:55,815
What lies?

398
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,058
I am "thrilled to
reprise my role

399
00:17:58,152 --> 00:18:00,411
as Steve/Ensemble."

400
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,822
I was supposed to
manage the stage,

401
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,066
but instead I just managed
to screw everything up.
402
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:08,064
But there's still time
to put on the best show

403
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,070
of the latter part of our lives.

404
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:12,590
What do you say?
Should we give it a try?

405
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,032
Oh, why should we?

406
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,320
What has trying
ever gotten anyone?

407
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,491
♪ <i>I could've been a crooner</i> ♪

408
00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,602
♪ <i>Star of stage and screen</i> ♪

409
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,178
♪ <i>But I'd just as sooner</i> ♪

410
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:29,774
♪ <i>Drink away my dream</i> ♪

411
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,001
- ♪<i> Never try.</i> ♪
- Stop!

412
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,170
That's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.

413
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:38,432
Barney, nobody needs to
do this show more than you.

414
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:42,011
♪ <i>Except me!</i> ♪

415
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:43,437
Yay!

416
00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:46,866
It's a full house, so...

417
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,702
♪ <i>Places, everybody.</i> ♪

418
00:18:49,871 --> 00:18:52,779
Marge, when I'm onstage
and it's not my turn to talk,

419
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,258
- can I look at my phone?
- No.

420
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:13,559
It's almost midnight.

421
00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:15,194
What's going to happen?

422
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,973
Oops.

423
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,475
Five, four...

424
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,370
Three, two, one!

425
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,315
So the show just ends?

426
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,725
What a cop-out!

427
00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,560
At least at the end
of <i>Rent</i> you get to see

428
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,004
Mimi come back to life.

429
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,914
This is just lazy.

430
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:43,088
Marge, thanks for reminding
me how good it feels

431
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,408
to be a big fish
in a small pond.

432
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,593
I guess that's
why you never left.

433
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,545
Actually, I think it was
because my parents

434
00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:52,523
couldn't afford college
after a lawsuit from a party

435
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,175
you threw at my house
but didn't invite me to.

436
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,029
Such timey times.

437
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,184
Oh, my God, it's really her.

438
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,778
It's Marge Bouvier.

439
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,372
Just ask her.

440
00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,667
Um, would you please
sign my prompt bible?

441
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,104
You know me?

442
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:16,464
You're a stage-managing icon!

443
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,918
Would you go to
the diner with us?

444
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,036
We'd die to hear
some of your stories.

445
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,297
Invited to the diner.

446
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,541
I'm getting cheese fries!

447
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,803
Cast party at Marge's house!

448
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,595
All right!

449
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,381
Theater!

450
00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:51,323
♪ <i> Five, four,
three, two, zero, zero, zero</i> ♪

451
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,899
♪ <i>A new millennium</i> ♪

452
00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:55,811
♪ <i>But who will I be?</i> ♪

453
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,663
♪ <i>Five, four, three, two</i> ♪

454
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,999
♪ <i>Way too many zeros</i> ♪

455
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,167
♪ <i>What will the computers</i> ♪

456
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,910
♪ <i>Do to me?</i> ♪

457
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,838
♪ <i>Will there be blackouts?</i> ♪

458
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,172
♪ <i>Chaos?</i> ♪

459
00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:09,174
♪ <i>Motherboards exploding?</i> ♪

460
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,251
♪ <i>Glitches and crashes?</i> ♪

461
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,211
♪ <i>A run on the banks?</i> ♪

462
00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:15,106
♪ <i>Will I have a mortgage?</i> ♪

463
00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:18,276
♪ <i>A family? A boy and a girl?</i> ♪

464
00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:22,688
♪ <i>What happens
to a two-digit soul</i> ♪

465
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:26,492
♪ <i>In a four-digit world?</i> ♪

466
00:21:27,695 --> 00:21:29,578
Shh!

467
00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:31,602
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