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Blue Murder at Bluestone Hall - Script
Blue Murder at Bluestone Hall - Script
by
Cheryl Barrett
Script
Blue Murder at Bluestone Hall
Copyright 2021 by Cheryl Barrett
Characters
Lady Constance Dunne-Wittering – Lady of the manor, late 50s
Tia Maria – the maid, 21
Fetchitt – the butler, 40s
Victoria Sponge – cook, 60s
Henrietta Soufflé – the Vicar’s wife, 40s
Lady Dorothy Dunne-Wittering – Lady Constance’s daughter, 23
Anna Conda – Lady Constance’s personal secretary, 38
Major Freddie Dunne-Wittering – Lord Henry’s brother, 55
Ivanna Foxtrot – the Major’s fiancée, 30s
Detective Inspector Mayday – a bumbling detective inspector, 40s
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INTERROGATION
Mayday invites a few audience members to raise their hand if they want to ask a question.
He repeats the question as he puts it to the suspects.
Suspects answer the question.
Mayday responds with various comments – ’Thank you, Sir, that was most helpful/unhelpful’,
’Don’t give up your day job, Madam’, etc.
Once a few questions have been answered, Mayday addresses the Audience again…
Act 3
Scene 1 – Whodunnit. How they dunnit. Why they dunnit.
(LX 9 – lights up. Everyone present. Detective Inspector Mayday enters stage left. He is
carrying a notebook and pencil.)
Mayday: Stay where you are – oh, you have. Well done. (Addresses suspects.) I have now
finished questioning you all and am ready to make an arrest. (Checks his pockets.) Once I find my
handcuffs. (Takes a biscuit from his trouser pocket.) Ah, I wondered where that went. Right,
will the murderer please stand up.
(Major stands.)
Dorothy: Uncle Freddie?
Mayday: (Rips up one of his notes.) Well, that has certainly put the cat amongst the cabbages.
Dorothy: My own uncle a cold-blooded murderer? Who would have believed it? Oh, Uncle
Freddie, whatever will become of me when Sebastian finds out you’re a murderer?
Constance: How could you put Lady Dorothy’s future in jeopardy?
Major: What? No, it wasn’t me.
Mayday: Then why did you stand up, Major?
Major: I stood up because me shrapnel’s on the move. Dashed pain keeps giving me gyp.
Mayday: Then kindly sit down, Major – this is the serious part of the proceedings.
(Major sits down.)
Mayday: (To suspects.) If you lot don’t stop messing about, I shall have to caution you for wasting
police time. Do not stand up because you have gyppy knees. Do not stand up for the national
anthem. Do not stand up because you have shiftin’ shrapnel. Do I make myself clear?
Anna: Yes, crystal clear, Inspector. As I understand it, you won’t stand for any random standing
up.
Mayday: Quite, now then – one of you lot must have a guilty conscience and want to confess.
(Tia stands.)
Constance: Tia? I thought with a bit of training and self-discipline you’d prove to be a good
housemaid. It seems I was wrong.
Mayday: (Rips up another of his notes.) Join the club.
Tia: I have a confession to make, Inspector.
Mayday: Do you, indeed, Miss?
Tia: I’m not really a maid. I got a job here so that I could be closer to Lord Henry. He is
(slight pause) he was, my father. I confronted Lord Henry about my mother, Rose. She worked in
service here before I was born.
Constance: Henry’s daughter? What nonsense, you have no proof.
Tia: Oh, but I do, Ma’am. I have letters that Lord Henry sent to my mother after you sacked
her. He admits to being my father. My mother moved away, and it was only after her death that I
discovered the letters.