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THE LAST BLOCKBUSTER - Draft
THE LAST BLOCKBUSTER - Draft
by
JOHN VARINA
TIME
Peak fire season, the not so distant future.
PLACE
A Blockbuster Video in Elk Creek, CA. The last of its kind, the
store is a relic of the past. A checkout counter is flanked by
rows of Blu-Rays, DVDs and VHS tapes. An occasional movie
poster covers cracks and peeling paint on the walls. An
outdated radio plays the local news station, reporting on the
wildfires that have been raging the county for days.
NOTE
Symbol / indicates when the proceeding line starts, creating
dialogue overlap.
BERT: Oh, wow. Quite the classic. Ron Howard at the helm.
Kurt Russell at his best! Billy Baldwin...
ERIC: Mmm.
BERT: Mmm. Here’s a little trivia for ya: can you name the
second highest-grossing domestic film with a firefighter as the
protagonist? U.S. produced...
BERT: Backdraft.
ERIC: Mmm.
BERT: Mm-hmm. Yup, held the record from ‘91 to ‘07. Then I
Pronounce You Chuck & Larry came along-
BERT: I’ve had quite the run here, Eric. Nearly 30 years.
My first job. My only job. Shelf clerk, to cashier, to
assistant manager, to MANAGER, until FINALLY...finally, I saved
enough wages to buy the franchise.
Eric swoons.
BERT: No-
LEIGH: (into phone) Looks like I’ve actually found the last
Blockbuster in the country. I’ll keep you posted. (To Bert)
Sir, sorry to break up your...whatever this is...but-
ERIC: Mmhmm!
LEIGH: Well, you might want to head up north then if you want
to keep your job.
LEIGH: I’m here to warn you and everyone who hasn’t already
evacuated that it’s time to get out of Dodge.
ERIC: BERT!
ERIC: Rat Pack?!? I don’t know HOW you can JOKE at a time
like THIS!!!
ERIC: Um, excuse me. I’ll need to see your membership card,
please.
BERT: Just take them, just take them. I can’t believe this
is happening. What am I going to do?
Bert nods.
BERT: I know, Eric. I know. I’ve held on for far too long.
A sad attachment to my youth. Going to rent a new release on a
Friday night after a long week. It’s over. It’s been over.
But, we won’t go down without a fight.
They kiss.
END.