G: Excuse me.

Gym Trainer: Hello Madam!!!

G: Hey, who’s the trainer here?

GT: (does an impromptu push up) Mai hi hu madam ji!

G: I wanted to know about the gym, so if you could please brief me about the rates and packages?

GT: Arreyy, aap pehle gym toh dekhlijie, kya pta aapke liye free hi krdunnnnn.

Gym Tour begins

(Walk around as if it’s a gym tour)

GT: Yeh dekhie, yeh hai yaha ka Treadmill. Waise toh aapko aadat toh hogi hi daudne ki, jabse aai
hai mann mein jo daud rahin hain 😊.

G: full on blush
G: Diet plan will be available too??

GT: Arey khana toh mai apne haath se bna ke khila dungaa, aap kyun tension lete ho.

G: Excuse me?

GT: Arrey matlab trainer hun, aapke liye personalized diet bnaunga, farz hai mera.

….

Points to mirror:

Yeh aap ke liye full length mirror, taaki aap squats krte time apna posture check kr ske, aur mai
aapko😏

G: Hein?? Kya bole aap?

GT: Aree matlab aapka form, mai trainer hu na, aap zimmedari ho meri.
G: (Change in emotions, cause creepiness zyaada ho rhi hai ab)
G: Achcha, zara yeh btana muscle wuscle bnjaegi? Kaise bnegi?

GT: (aage chalte chalte hue)

GT: Dekh, aisi baat hai. Ek hota ha idola aur ek hota hai rola, jabh dola hota hai toh duniya dekhti
hai, jab rola hota hota toh duniya ki phat ti hai. Jabh hota hai dola aur rola toh duniya ki dekh ke
phatt ti hai.

Aur mujhe hai Erectile Dysfunction!

G: (Completely Irritated, creeped out)(Kicks him on the back)

(He falls)
G: (angrily) Sun ab, ek hoti hai chappal aur ek hoti hai heel, jo sir pe padti hai jor se, bahut kuch hota
hai feel.