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WHAT THE FUCK?

Music by TOM KITT
Lyrics by BRIAN YORKEY

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With urgency

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A(add2)
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LIZ:

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Hey you there, with that

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face in the mir - ror— What the hell are you

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look - ing at? No, real - ly, who are you there to judge

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me? You’re ex - act - ly like me, but

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flat. I’m the one who has to live this

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life, Grab the hap - pi - ness that comes my

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E7sus
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way, So I’m gon - na say...

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What the fuck? Stay the night.

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There’s a chance that it will all be all

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19 D(add2,#4) D D(add2) D E7sus

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right. It’s pos - si - ble I’m push - ing this a

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E7 Asus2,4
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lit - le too far, But it’s not like things can get a whole lot

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23 Asus2,4 A D(add2)/F#

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worse than they are— I’m not run - ning on a streak of good

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25 Dmaj9/F# D6/F#

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luck... so what the

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27 D(add#4)/F# D(add2)/F# F#sus2 E(add2)/F#

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fuck?
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31 A(add2) Asus2,4 E7sus

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BETH:

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oth - er day of sav - ing the plan - et—

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One more night of noth - ing but tears, and

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D6/9/F#

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Ste - phen plays dumb, sur - prised that I want him,

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Like we have - n’t been flirt - ing for years. And I

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D(add2,#4) Dsus2
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know that I was out of bounds— It was

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C#m7(add4)

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me, some - how, on the at - tack— but then he

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kissed me back. What the
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fuck? What’s the deal? Can I

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ev - er just feel what I feel? I’m ac -

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com - plished and I’m fun - ny— I’ve got wis - dom and wit, and a

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A Asus2,4 A/G#

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taste for cer - tain men who will treat me like shit... So ro -

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55 D(add2)/F#

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mance has a - gain run a - mok—

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57 D6/9/F# A(add2)

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Oh— what the fuck?
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D(add#4) D(add#4)/C#

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E7sus µ/E
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     
62
 
          
      

   
  
 p sub.

 



       
    


 

Colla voce

65 E7 A5
      
BETH:
  


   

   
 
What the fuck? What’d I

   
 

    
p
 
 

    Dsus2 D(#4)


68

               
   


        
do? How’d I end up ly - ing na - ked with you? I was
 

  
 
 

 
 9

E7sus E7
71

       


        
stone cold stu - pid so - ber, so I can’t blame the drink. I was

     

    

 
    
mp

A Tempo

 
73 Asus2,4 A E/A A5

  
         
   


 

    
need - y, I was greed - y and I just did - n’t think. That’s a

      
 
     

  
  


75 D6/9/F#

     
    


   
lie. I thought a - bout it a - lot... I had

  
             
 
   
 

           
mf

          

 
77 Dm6/9/F

        

 


lots of warn-ing thoughts I for- got... Just an

          
              
           
    
       
10

 A/E

79
A(add2)/E
     
 
 


  
oth - er bad de - ci - sion, I guess... Just an

  
                     

           

         



81 Dmaj7 Dmaj13

    
  
  


  
o - ther pile of crap in the mess. But I’ve

 
                       
         
        

A/C#

83 A(add2)/C#

 
   
     



man - aged to in - volve my best friend... Will my

 
        
              
            
     

  
85 Am/C

        
 


 
trail of sad mis - takes ev - er end? ’Cause I’m


8va

 
    
      


mp
  
rit.
     
     
 11
A Tempo


87 E7sus E13

   

   


  
start - ing to sus - pect that I’m stuck... Like a

    
                       
 
mf cresc. poco a poco

   
       
   


 
89 Dsus6 A(add2)/C#

   
 


schmuck... And I suck...

     

                
   

       
     
   
Am(add2)/C

  
 
91


        
                         

     
       
   


Bm7(add4) Esus µ A5
  
93

      


What the fuck?

 

       
      
       

 ff

      
      
       