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Dance Ten Looks Three
Dance Ten Looks Three
Dance Ten Looks Three
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VAL: Dance: ten; looks: three, and I’m still on un - em - ploy - ment, danc - ing for my
Flat and sas - sy, I would get the strays an’ los - ers. Beg - gars real - ly
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own en - joy - ment. That ain’t it, kid! That ain’t it, kid! Dance: ten; looks: three
can’t be choos - ers. That ain’t it, kid! That ain’t it, kid! Fix the chas - sis,
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is like to die. Left the the - ’ter and called the doc - tor for my ap - point - ment to
“How do you do.” Life turned in - to an end - less med - ley of “Gee, it had to be
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buy– tits and ass. Bought my - self a fan - cy pair
you.” Why? Tits and ass. Where the cup - board once was bare,
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tight - ened up the der - ri - ere. Did the nose with it, all that goes with it. Tits and
now you knock and some - one’s there. You have got ’em, hey! Top to bot - tom, hey! It’s a
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ass! Had the bin - go - bon - gos done. Sud - den - ly I’m get - ting Nash - ’nal
gas! Just a dash of sil - i - cone. Shake your new ma - ra - cas and you’re
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tours! Tits and ass won’t get you jobs un -
fine! Tits and ass can change your life. They
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less they’re yours. Did - n’t cost a for - tune, nei - ther.
sure changed mine.
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Did - n’t hurt my sex life, ei - ther. Have it all done! Hon - ey, take my
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word. Grab a cab, c’ mon. See the wiz - ard on Park and Sev - en - ty Third for
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tits and ass. Or - ches - tra and bal - co - ny. What they want is
Sheet Music Plus Order 6667222239. 1 copy purchased by Shanshan Wu on Oct 20, 2022.
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what cha see. Keep the best of you, do the rest of you. Pits or class,
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I have nev - er seen it fail. Deb - u - tante or cho- rus girl or wife.
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Tits and ass, yes, tits and ass have changed my life!
Sheet Music Plus Order 6667222239. 1 copy purchased by Shanshan Wu on Oct 20, 2022.