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Pitching With Demonic Sigil Grips - Andy Martrich - PDF
Pitching With Demonic Sigil Grips - Andy Martrich - PDF
Pitching With Demonic Sigil Grips - Andy Martrich - PDF
The text of this book has been this guide is essential to the
designed as a guide and re- evolution of the craft, the me-
source for the philosophy, fun- chanics and control it takes to
damentals, and application throw pitches without injury
of demonic sigil grips for use is absolutely imperative. Risk
in the game of baseball. The of physical injury will increase
information found here has substantially if complex grips
been compiled through count- are used in combination with
less hours of research, practice, inferior mechanics. Please con-
and development at all levels sider this a disclaimer; I do not
of the game, and reveals the take responsibility for any inju-
secret knowledge that has been ries that may occur.
used to effectively instruct and
indoctrinate pitchers for over About ten years ago, I was
two centuries. The skillful ad- moved to begin the research
aptation of demonic sigil grips and development processes
is one of the most punishing necessary for this guide. Hav-
athletic activities to explore, ing been provided with an op-
and I am fully aware that it is portunity to coach, my initial
equally formidable to coach; approach consisted of relaying
however, while I believe that the same technical instruction
the information provided in that I had learned from my
own coaches over the course of position mid-season, and dedi-
my amateur baseball career. To cated myself to the search for
my dismay, I soon realized that answers.
many of the players under my
guidance, especially pitchers, I had left without the slightest
were simply not progressing. comprehension of the phenom-
In my ignorance I had catered ena of the game. I was ignorant
to the reinforcement of the of the very principles lying at
graphic conformities confront- the bottom of an interrelation
ing my team, both collectively that I then believed to be rela-
and individually, each player tively novel and autonomous,
essentially coerced through the but which I now know to be
same universal sieve. They had as endemic and old as the tem-
been coached to toe the line, ples of antiquity. I now under-
acquiesce to pre-established de- stand that all anatomies com-
marcation without question, or mence with the establishment
in other words, to fail. As a re- of outward manifestations, the
sult, I was overwhelmed by the spiritual genesis of dimension
idea of my own failure, which promulgated as divine. Admit-
inevitably led to tremendous tedly, for some time I remained
bouts of insecurity regarding skeptical to a fault. The extrav-
my knowledge of the game, for agances of faith in the evoca-
as Mickey Mantle once said, tion of invisible spirits seemed
“It’s unbelievable how much to be so effectively detached
you don’t know about the game from the very machinery of
you’ve been playing all your baseball, a game that at the
life.” In retrospect, what should surface appears to be a simple
have been the crux of essential game of throwing and hitting,
instruction then, is exactly the even though every player learns
authenticity that I recognize that the game becomes progres-
now: a different way of know- sively complex as they advance
ing. That, of course, meant not to higher levels, especially for
only a change in the methods pitchers.
of research, but in myself as
well. I abandoned my coaching Fundamentally, the common
authority on pitching desig- and experimentation. Even
nates two types of baseball professional pitchers contin-
players that take the mound— ue to change and adjust their
pitchers and throwers. Pitch- grips and mechanics. A notable
ers are athletes who exhibit example is Toronto Blue Jays
a prodigious determination, pitcher and Cy Young winner
and dedicate themselves to the R.A. Dickey, who spent 9 years
study and implementation of in professional baseball before
the physiological, intellectual, completely altering his pitch-
and spiritual strategies and im- ing arsenal.
provements that will enhance
their craft. Throwers merely I am aware that a process of
throw the ball, and are players mastery contingent on patience
who typically lack the neces- and practice stems from a tra-
sary self-discipline and com- ditional approach to pitching
mitment that proffers adequate instruction. But the procedure
conditioning. Apathetic to the found in this guide is better ex-
advancement of their tech- plicated by the trick in lieu of
nique, they seldom progress the method—a sentiment much
into mature pitching, relying more apropos here. The trick it-
primarily on a congenital ve- self lies in the accurate distribu-
locity that rapidly deteriorates tion of the fingers over the ball,
with overuse and age. which in effect conjures its élan
vital. The skilled application of
To become a pitcher, it is nec- a demonic sigil grip will sum-
essary to master at least 2 or 3 mon the causative force neces-
pitches that can be thrown for sary for the constitution of an
a strike approximately 60% of influential undercurrent that si-
the time. An aspiring pitcher multaneously activates and ma-
should focus on 2 or 3 substan- nipulates the ball’s fundamen-
tial grips, rather than an over- tal anima. This is not new, but
abundance of uninspired grips rather ancient ground that my
with little control; however, pitchers break, resonant with
finding the grips that best suit the minds of the saints, aes-
you will take time, practice, thetes, and diviners, who mani-
fest the reflections of forgotten note that a suitable history of
truths. Therefore, approach this these particular influences has
guide with a heavy but atten- yet to be written, and it would
tive heart. We present a gener- be encouraging to think that
ous selection of 6 demonic sigil the indications set out in this
grips and one should be careful guide might contribute to such
to choose wisely; demons never a work.
forget a face or a name, and as-
piring pitchers should be cau- Baseball superstition is a com-
tious not to bite off more, so to monly known aspect of the
speak, than they can chew. In game, albeit misunderstood,
this respect, every pitcher who treated somewhat comically as
is minded for progression must an idiosyncratic offshoot corol-
tread lightly while thoroughly lary to the game’s embedded el-
understanding the dynamic ements of chance. It is typically
principles of mimicry and di- not recognized as a flagrant
vine evocation. There are no indicator of preternatural pres-
intercessors, save in the sigils ences, but it certainly serves as
themselves. an effective starting point. Base-
ball professionals are renowned
Before setting out the practical as the most superstitious ath-
considerations of this guide, it letes in the world—literally
is important to recapitulate a willing to do whatever it takes
lesser known aspect of baseball to sustain any kind of streak in
culture, which is the adapta- good fortune. Ostensibly, this
tion of esotericisms, occult and is a pragmatic inclination, as
black magic practices in order the livelihoods of baseball pro-
to effectuate advantages, how- fessionals depend on how well
ever large or small, in any given they perform.
baseball game. Being neither an
overt advocate of occult beliefs, Almost exclusively, perfor-
nor the opposite, I am better mance determines whether or
able to document the affecta- not a player will be scouted
tion of praxis in this context; into the professional baseball
however, it is important to system, where a player is slot-
A black cat circles Ron Santo at Shea Stadium in 1969, after which the Chicago Cubs
blew a nine run lead against the New York Mets
Occult symbols flashed during a live broadcast of the Chicago Cubs vs. the Milwaukee
Brewers in 2013
It called for twigs from 3 dif- more than provide a superficial
ferent types of trees. I gathered skimming of the techniques.
twigs from the first three trees This would have been danger-
I came upon, brought them to ous, as inadequate knowledge
the ballpark, and gathered a inevitably does more harm
pair of co-warlocks (Larry An- than good, especially consid-
dersen and Dave Smith). The ering the possible evocation of
spell mandated we spit on the malevolent spirit beings.
twigs, light them on fire, and
while smoldering recite the in- It is a little-known fact that
cantation.” many scrawls and motives in
ancient works of art and litera-
Having set the tone, I now ture are demonic sigils, com-
want to briefly comment on posed of compressed meaning,
the instructional portion of this practices, incantations, and in
guide. Initially, I had hoped to some cases, corporeal substanc-
be able to present the text in es. As Arthur Machen writes,
such a form that it would re- “such forces cannot be named,
quire little explanation and be cannot be spoken, cannot be
easily intelligible to the general imagined except under a veil
baseball community (i.e. play- and a symbol.” But so far as I
ers, coaches, parents, fans, etc.). am aware, this is the first guide
However, it soon became evi- of its kind to assemble a collec-
dent that without taking into tion of these sigils illustrating
account empirical observation, their explicit use in baseball.
baseball’s peculiar pseudohisto- The instructional portion of
ry, and matters of psychological this guide was constructed via
and spiritual enterprise (many the collation and examination
facets of which have been de- of a large number of demonic
scribed in this introduction), sigil representations and their
it would be impossible to do derivatives as contemporary
baseball grips. Grips are de- in the actual summoning of in-
scribed rather than visualized herently precarious spirits, who
in order to emphasize the sigil are constantly attempting to
images. Self-discovery is essen- creep into human bodies and
tial to my method of instruc- return to terrestrial life (posses-
tion; therefore, effective use sion being their only agency of
requires a certain level of inter- establishing the purity neces-
pretation on the reader’s part. sary for the transmutation into
When one works (intentionally minerals, plants, and animals).
or not) in conjunction with the In Dogme et Rituel de la Haute
demon, the sigils function as Magie, Élphias Lévis explicitly
activation indicators that when warns:
matched with their double bio-
mechanical choreography will “Those who abdicate the em-
unlock one’s ability to gain the pire of reason and permit their
necessary physiological domi- wills to wander in pursuit of
nance over the ball’s anatomi- reflections in the Astral Light,
cal faculties via the Ouroboros, are subject to alternations of
ultimately resulting in the suf- mania and melancholy which
ficient deception of batters. have originated all the mar-
vels of demoniacal possession,
Please note that sigils will re- though it is true, at the same
main unnamed in an effort to time, that by means of these re-
avoid what might lead to ac- flections impure spirits can act
cidental evocation. It is in the upon such souls, make use of
emulation of the sigil that the them as docile instruments and
grip finds its power—thus the even habitually torment their
focus of this guide remains on organism, wherein they enter
the activation process of spread- and reside by obsession, or em-
ing the fingers over the ball in bryonically.”
the form of the sigil, instead of
However, in our current con- lief structures, these spirits are
text, I believe that it is not the universal maliciousness incar-
role of the practitioner to de- nate. Therefore, pitching with
cide either for or against the be- demonic sigil grips is a delicate
lief in spirits, or for that matter balance. Make no mistake—
in the phenomena of evoking these grips are powerful, and
external manifestations, such as they absolutely work.
fire hovering around an oppo-
nent’s dugout or the summon-
ing of a meteor to crush the
stands. To a certain end, these
sorts of acts are absurd, and it
is essential to approach this text
with the understanding that we
are only interested in the pos-
sibilities within the constraints
of the game, specifically the
manipulation of pitches. Tech-
nically speaking, the pitcher Perhaps it is not necessary to
of little faith may still unlock mention again in the present
influence via ritualistic and ju- context, but it constitutes an
risdictional intention, indica- essential facet of my approach,
tive of a homogeneous running so to speak, that the faith of
through the motions that was practitioners of demonic sigil
held by many of the early ini- grips who deal more particu-
tiates of the temples of antiq- larly in external manifestations
uity, and to which the majority remain an inessential quality of
of western metaphysicians and praxis. However, as an unbiased
scientists seem predisposed to documentarian and instructor,
critical orientation. Regardless I will be cautious not to omit
of varying esotericisms and be- any enigmatic exploits, even
with due consideration for the middle fingers on the narrow
obvious difficulty of believing portion of the diadem, while
in the preternatural actions of pressing the thumb firmly to
these adept magicians. the bottom of the ball. From
this position, shift everything
In the intellectual world, toward the middle finger. In ef-
whence the fatal law, this sigil fect, the index finger is wedged
is simultaneously indicative of against the middle finger, and
a dominant fire element and the thumb slides up to catch on
submissive terra specter. Fire the side of the ball. A possible
produces a fast kinetic en- variation is to place the index
ergy while the earth simulates and middle finger tightly to-
a subtle drag in auxiliary. As a gether over the widest portion
result, this sigil manufactures a of the diadem with the thumb
high-velocity pitch while con- resting firmly up the inside of
currently initiating a friction the baseball.
against itself, in effect casting
slightly off-speed and deviating In both cases, the pitcher is
along one-plane (from east to throwing from off the sides of
west and vice versa depending the baseball. The categorical
on a RHP or LHP, but seldom essence of the grip is embod-
north to south). ied by the middle finger, the
representative crux of the sigil,
There are two correct ways to which attaches to the Ourobo-
apply this sigil to a baseball: ros in order to effectuate the
necessary rotation. Be care-
The first, and more preferable ful not to apply the grip with
manner of adaptation is to hold too much pressure, as fire and
the ball so that the Ouroboros earth refuse to hybridize in co-
forms a “U” away and toward erced equidistance, particularly
the body. Place the index and with fire rooted as the domi-
nant shadow. Successful ap- cases, I did not even recognize
plication of this grip results in the movement until after the
an off-center pitch of potent swing. Truly, when correctly
kinetic action; however, the gripped, the demon manifests
affectation of terra will ensure just as sneaky and deceptive as
that the ball veers to the left for if the embodiment of the dual
a RHP and to the right for a snake itself. But in my defense,
LHP at around 16 meters. As no one talked about this pitch
the hitter will not be expect- 30 years ago, and although
ing any movement on the ball, this sigil may constitute one
the deception lies in the one- of the most powerful illusions
plane displacement, disrupt- in baseball, it was necessary to
ing time and confidence, as the build my analysis from residual
ball inevitably misses the sweet information.
spot of the snake, resulting in
frequent pop ups and ground
balls for easy outs.
The absence of Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown’s index finger allowed him to apply this sigil
with peculiar skill
human physicality—a process little pressure, bend it back
that simultaneously results in with the tip of the nail lightly
the sphere’s deviation from the touching the soft leather off the
flight path between two hy- seam. Many practitioners have
pothetical points via entangle- successfully used this sigil while
ment. The core mechanism of leaving the index finger off the
this process is dependent on a ball entirely, although keep in
succession of actions initiated mind that a raised finger has
by the divine proofs of the sigil, the potential to tip off intui-
here a corollary delivery device tive batters. Upon release, the
in the form of a compressed ball will miss the index finger
homily to the spirit of the in- and skid along the middle—an
constant. But I fear that I have impediment that creates a for-
revealed too much regarding ward moving topspin with the
its character. I advise you not axis of rotation tumbling into
to mention its name if you feel the flight path, just opposite
that you know it. the movement of our previous
sigil.
To adapt this sigil into its proper
grip, set the middle finger along The resulting pitch splits down
the wide portion of the diadem and toward the off hand, with
parallel to the long seam. On the effectiveness of the break
the obverse, the thumb should dependent on the amount of
bear down just at the rear of the topspin applied. The extent
seam. When set correctly, the of the break will vary for each
hand will model the letter C— pitcher, and can range from
with the wide portion of the around 10 to 50 centimeters.
diadem directed to the palm From the batter’s persepec-
approximating the curve of the tive, the pitch appears to be
thumb. In order to ensure that approaching high, but will
the index finger imparts very break at the last second, ideally
through the strike zone. This
pitch can be incredibly chal-
lenging to hit, as it is difficult
for the batter to anticipate the
exact location of the break. But
be forewarned, an inaccurate
application of this grip may
result in a slow, lob-like throw
that hitters can easily hit for The study of athleticism as a
power. There is also the poten- form of evidence, with its severe
tial for frequent wild pitches emphasis on the limitations of
and passed balls when thrown the body and physiological ex-
with little control. perience, in no way relieves the
essential role of the a priori.
If a developing pitcher feels On the contrary, it connotes
confident enough in their com- a foundational undecidablility
mand, they should consider regarding the notion of exten-
mixing this grip into their 0-0 sion, and in some cases disloca-
count repertoire; however, as tion, of corporealness. Here are
a pitcher progresses into high the facts of my explorations,
school and college-level ball, and anyone dependent upon
it will be more strategic to use the so-called strands of logic
this grip during the 1-2 count. should attempt to understand
Please keep in mind that as this the grounds of my observations
pitch is relatively easy to throw, before hastily rejecting them.
many young pitchers will be The spirit of this sigil appeared
tempted to overuse it. Coaches as the sphere exploding into
should be sure to provide prop- randomness, isolated shells of
er guidance, limiting novice light each evolving into their
practitioners to a 20% use of own isolated self-explosions,
this sigil during game play. the repeated object becoming
Eddie Cicotte was one of the first successful practitioners of this manifestation