COMMANDERETTE(walks in) President Skroob.

SKROOB Yes.

COMMANDERETTE This is Central Control, Spaceball Commanderette

Zarican speaking, sir.

SKROOB Yes, what is it Commanderette?

COMMANDERETTE Lord Helmet has informed us that Princess Vespa is

in
sight, and Spaceball 1 is closing in on her.

SKROOB Good, good.

COMMANDERETTE We have both ships coming up on the teledar, sir,

if
you wish to observe.

SKROOB I'll be down immediately.

COMMANDERETTE Shall I have Snotty beam you down?

SKROOB I don't
about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?

COMMANDERETTE Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It

was
wonderful.

SKROOB All right, I take a shot at it. What the hell, it works on
Star Trek. (steps into the beaming pod)

Skroob walks into pod

COMMANDERETTE: Beaming now sir

INT. TEMPLE - DAY YOGURT and LONE STARR are standing in front the
big statue. LONE STARR is showing YOGURT his medallion.

LONE STARR It's a big mystery. None of the wise men can tell me
what
it means.

YOGURT Wise men, pa sha. Wise guys, you mean. What do they know.
Here, let me take a look. (he takes the medallion) Whuck, whuck,
munuck, munck, muck, muck.

LONE STARR You can read it?

YOGURT No, I was just clearing my throat. Here, let me take look
at
this. Ohh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.

LONE STARR You understand it?

YOGURT Yes.

LONE STARR What's it say?

YOGURT I cannot tell you that now. It will be revealed to you at

the
proper time.

LONE STARR Great. (puts the medallion back in his shirt)

YOGURT C'mon, don't be disappointed. Back to your Schwartz

training.
Here, take the ring. Point it at that big statue.

LONE STARR (puts the ring on) Okay, but I still don't understand
how
I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.

YOGURT Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz.