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    This document provides tongue-in-cheek conversions of common Dungeons & Dragons character classes, races and alignments to modern stereotypes. Basic character classes are equated to stereotypes like barbarians being seen as maniacs, bards as dropouts, and rogues as felons. Races are similarly stereotyped with dwarves as schlubs and halflings as hermits. Alignments on a political spectrum range from dogmatic liberals to radical conservatives.

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    This document provides tongue-in-cheek conversions of common Dungeons & Dragons character classes, races and alignments to modern stereotypes. Basic character classes are equated to stereotypes like barbarians being seen as maniacs, bards as dropouts, and rogues as felons. Races are similarly stereotyped with dwarves as schlubs and halflings as hermits. Alignments on a political spectrum range from dogmatic liberals to radical conservatives.

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    This document provides tongue-in-cheek conversions of common Dungeons & Dragons character classes, races and alignments to modern stereotypes. Basic character classes are equated to stereotypes like barbarians being seen as maniacs, bards as dropouts, and rogues as felons. Races are similarly stereotyped with dwarves as schlubs and halflings as hermits. Alignments on a political spectrum range from dogmatic liberals to radical conservatives.

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    Moral Panic

    Basic Class Conversion


    Barbarian – Maniac
    Bard – Dropout
    Cleric – Lawyer
    Druid – Hippie
    Fighter – Thug
    Monk – Hobo
    Paladin – Crusader
    Ranger – Survivalist
    Rogue – Felon
    Sorcerer – Satanist
    Wizard – Programmer

    Race Conversion
    Dwarf – Schlub
    Elf – Weirdo
    Gnome – ADHD
    Half-Elf – Loner
    Half-Orc – Goon
    Halfling – Hermit
    Human – Average

    Alignments
    Dogmatic Liberal
    Moderate Liberal
    Radical Liberal
    Dogmatic Moderate
    Moderate
    Radical Moderate
    Dogmatic Conservative
    Moderate Conservative
    Radical Conservative

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