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Champions of Death Profile
Champions of Death Profile
CHAMPIONS OF DEATH
Team Colours: Black (what else!)
Symbol: A skull
Owner: Tomolandry the Undying
Head Coach: None
Home Stadium: Pain Park, Underearth
(capacity unknown, surface crushed bone)
Players: Undead
Sponsor: The Temple of Morr
Cheerleaders: Dem Bonez
2425 Tomolnadry the Undying, a hard-working to add more ‘muscle’ to the team to aid a
Necromancer, becomes bored with all that longer campaign.
tedious mucking about with corpses and
coffins. He uses his skills to tune into what 2464 Tomolandry finds the solution and signs a
other mages were doing, but he soon finds secret pact with Tomb King Match-Ra. In the
himself patched into the broadcasting net of deal the Champions get the services of
the Necromancers Broadcasting Circle, and Ramtut III, in return any kills Ramtut makes
is delighted to discover football! are sent to Match-Ra. Ramtut is an unwilling
Tomolandry’s becomes so enthusiastic element of the deal and although he goes
about the new sport that he finally takes the along with it, he resists Tomolandry’s
plunge and starts his own football club. But controls. In a double swoop he also signs
instead of hiring players away from other Vynheim Valkyries star ball handler Stefan
clubs, he simply resurrects a dozen Helmhand after he met his untimely end,
skeletons, cast a spell of his own devising falling through a crack in their winter pitch
which gives them a rudimentary knowledge and freezing to death in a block of ice.
of the rules of the game- and the Champions
of Death are (re) born! 2466 With a team captained by Ramtut the Third,
the Champs, storm to victory in Blood Bowl
2439 In their first season in the AFC the Champs VII against the Vynheim Valkyries. The team
attract much opposition from all the other are the raised undead versions of the
teams. Tomolandry, in a rare interview with Middenheim Marauders who all
Spike! Magazine, declares that the other mysteriously died in a flying carpet accident
teams are jealous because their players have last year
to stop playing when they die, and because
he doesn’t have a weekly wage bill to pay! In 2474 The Champs’ bitter rivalry with the Westside
their first few seasons, the team do Werewolves is born when they play for the
reasonably well, winning their first trophy in first time. Over the years, the Werewolves
2440, though they have a tendency to go to have run off with essential parts of over 200
pieces in rough scrambles for the ball. of the Champions' Skeletons, ruining their
championship chances on several occasions.
2451 Tomolandry is accused by the Dwarf Giants In recent seasons, Tomolandry has refused
of kidnapping one of their players, when it is to even play against the Westside team,
revealed that the skeleton of ex-Giant claiming that he would rather forfeit one
lineman, Skrull Halfheight, has been game against them than have his entire team
resurrected and is now playing for the decimated for the remainder of the season.
Champs! Most teams bring in player
contracts stating that players’ bodies are still 2486 After a decade spent re-finding lost body
team property even after their death! parts, the Champs win Blood Bowl XVII
against the Dwarf Warhammerers. The
2459 The Champions win the Chaos Cup again triumph is all the more sweet for beating
and will win it twice more in the following 3 their bogey team the Westside Werewolves
years. However, league success evades in the quarter final, despite a Werewolf
them (they only made the play-offs once) player going berserk, and running off with a
and so Tomolandry starts looking for ways star catcher’s leg bones!
CHAMPIONS OF DEATH
TEAM PROFILE
2489-90 First Team Roster
3 Champions of Death
Cheerleaders’ Chant
“You can stab us,
you can punch us,
you can kick us in the head,
But you’ll never, ever kill us
‘cause we’re dead, dead, dead!”
Hall of Fame
None (no players ever retire- they’re simply put
in storage for a few years before being revived
again).