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ILPT Request: I live 5 minutes from a school.
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ILPT Request - please help me improve my plan to steal from the
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school locker room. i want to know how to be as safe as possible
r/IllegalLifeProTips · 5 days ago
because of the cameras that show everyone going in and out of the
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Advertise chantillylace9 • 4 mo. ago

AirPods are trackable, so what’s the plan there?

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Don’t shit where you eat. Don’t steal from your school. Go to a public gym or NSFW
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gurganator • 4 mo. ago
 Best ILPT. Don’t shit where you eat is so clutch.
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whenwillredditdie • 4 mo. ago

Put a sock on the stuff you steal, that way if anyone tries to take it back all they get is
a sock.

In all seriousness, you can get in a lot more trouble stealing at an academic institute.
Don’t risk your education, OP.
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Evolxtra • 4 mo. ago

Before actual stealing, hide object in the place. Take them out when you will have
possibility.
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supernaturalriver • 4 mo. ago

Buy the same shirt/hat as someone you don't like, Keep at school till u see them
wear it. Wear it into the locker room with mask up. Steal. ditch clothes.
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shann0n420 • 4 mo. ago

I did this in high school, tbh I do regret it and even though I felt justified at the time,
I’ve felt guilty ever since. I did it while “going to the bathroom” and another time after
school during a sports game.

Did the stash for later thing.

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furry_anus_explosion • 4 mo. ago

 Plan your target ahead of time. Know who you are gonna steal from, wait until
everyone is starting to leave, but don’t wait until the locker room is empty, strike the
locker and quickly try to catch up so you aren’t more than a few steps behind the last
person out. As long as you are in with the crowd, you won’t be a suspect. You just
need to find an opportunity where people are still in the locker room but nobody is
looking at that locker.
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mdawg1100 • 4 mo. ago

You can track AirPods through find my phone, if you take them don’t use them at
school cause it would be very easy for them to catch you
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l3Lunt • 4 mo. ago

Done this before, lemme tell ya how I did it! So you’re gonna need a slingshot with
paintballs to disable the cameras, then your gonna need a good angle grinder from
the shop class to cut through the door. After that it’s as easy as incapacitating any
witnesses with a subservient army of wasps (more on that later) and smashing the
lockers open with the angle grinder because it’s not battery powered and the cord
won’t reach and it’s heavy enough to do the job. But hey that’s okay it’ll be easy
because of course you remembered to bring a can of compressed air to turn upside
down and freeze the locks so they shatter! And if your lucky your bullies will meet the
wasps… mine did.
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