Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly

neighbors into cranky enemies.

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity.
Flying fish flew by the space station.
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under
them.
He drank life before spitting it out.
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having
time to join us.
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
his seven-layer cake only had six layers.
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom.
I'm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties.
Be careful with that butter knife.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was
actually choosing.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser
history.
You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a
gazelle in a savannah.
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny's head by mere
millimeters.
The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out.
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a
row.
It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared.
This is a Japanese doll.
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found
it there was someone already there.
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach.
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and
explained it was so they could find their way home.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when
he saw the exact number.
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity.
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite
confused.
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood.
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb.
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.
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The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive
the next storm.
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.