The Church of Anime: Watching “Komi-san wa,

Comyushou desu” is a SIN

I love anime; but what I love more than anime is hentai-Jesus Christ.
Komi-san wa, Comyushou desu is an anime, some say a good anime
full of heartwarming high school high jinks, I say it’s full of SIN. But
what constitutes a sin? Well, basically, according to Wikipedia, any
transgression against divine law. While sins are generally considered
actions, any thought, word, or act considered immoral, selfish,
shameful, harmful, or alienating might be termed "sinful".
Hmmmmmmmm.
“Love the sinner, not the sin”. – Made up Hollywood quote.
And love the sinner I do. Tadano-kun perfectly embodies the awkward,
sweat ridden, hexagon looking ass, teenager many of us used to be.
Sure, he’s a cookie cutter dense little man that needs to get his legs
hobbled so he can experience the pain I’m feeling, as a viewer, every
time I hear him say he isn’t good enough for Komi-san. Tadano-kun
isn’t a decent human being, he´s actually a good one. He doesn’t help
out the quiet girl out of pity or lustful thoughts. He’s not an asshole, like
me, he does what he does out of a genuine sense caring for someone
as awkward as him. Tadano is a very frustrating character? Of course,
mi amor. He sales himself way low. He thinks too much. And he’s a
dense motherfucker. Still, in those rare moments where he leaves
behind the boundaries of thinking ahead, we get a small glimpse at the
true beauty of “being yourself”.
“Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will
come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive
many.” (Matt. 24:4).
Komi-san is many things: first and foremost an underage female. Now,
I’ve been on the subreddit, I know what you guys are into to: jail time.
Remember “love sinner, hate the sin”? Well, what’s the sin? What are
we doing here? Have I wasted five minutes of your life? Maybe.
In truth, when I started this video, I wanted to have a clickbait title. Now
that I’ve accomplished what I set out to do, I shall lay bare my true
intentions: Is Shouko Komi the messiah?
Short answer: I.
Long answer:
There are many boxes one has to check in order to be considered a
messianic figure.
Firstly, the scriptures do say (*cough* Isaiah 40:3-5) that a messenger
will prepare the way for Messiah. And I mean, yea, sure, coincidence,
right? WRONG.
(*COUGH*, *COUGH* Psalm 69:8, Isaiah 53:3) The Messiah will be
rejected by his own people. Judas? No, it’s Osana Najimi. Osana?
Hosanna? I mean even the name is similar: Osana/Hosanna.
Mmmm… suspicious.
Lightning round:
1. The Messiah will be called queen (Psalm 2:6, Zechariah 9:9)
2. The messiah would be praised by little children (Psalm 8:2)
3. The messiah will be silent before his accusers (Isaiah 53:7)
Am I delusional? I hope not.
You want an answer? Here it is: I didn’t plan any structure for what I
wanted to say. (*Speedy González Rant* I’m Mexican BTW).
In conclusion: Neither you or I will ever be able to feel the warmth of
Komi-san’s hand. Perfection is a fictional construct. Slice of life anime
is just medicine and not a cure. Happiness is just a peak. If there was
something after the end, the end wouldn’t be the end; even still, we
walk to meet it, knowing that nothing and no one awaits us
I love anime; but what I love more than anime is Komi-san… and
hentai.