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Funny Love Words
Funny Love Words
Funny Love Words
Your body has 65% water, and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.
I will love you forever. LOL! But I can’t live that long.
I love you like I love my cake, like my last bite of pizza and the money in my
bank. God, I really love you so much!
I love you with all my butt. I could have said Heart, but my butt is bigger.
People say we look so good together. I mean, you did pick the best girlfriend,
right?
Are you some kind of a drug? Because I have been feeling high when I’m with you.
I am your cheese, and you are my macaroni. We’re the perfect combo!
Please stop being so adorable. I’m falling for you all over again!
I wanted to send you something that will make you happy, unfortunately, the mailman
said I wouldn’t fit in the mailbox. Sad!
I am not a photographer, but somehow I can clearly see a perfect picture of you and
me.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your
common sense leaving your body.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
You want to know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they
have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I'd
definitely fight a care bear for you.