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Bard Stuff
Limericks
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The Human Bard was doing his best to make a group of dwarves
laugh, but they didn't seem to grasp any of his jokes...
...they were flying right over their heads.
A merchant gave me a wand of lightning, but it didn't work...
...probably because it was free of charge.
So I asked the Rust Monster what made my coins so yummy and
he said....
"They're Minted."
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
Yeah, let yourself go, follow that feeling
Maybe something new is what you're needing
Like a real life, let your hair down, feel alive
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
To stand out
Above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you see
Gonna stand out 'til you notice me, yeah
"Everyone dies. I'm going to make sure I get to really live first."