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Christine Jones
Hello & welcome to the June/July 2023 edition of
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ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
Dementia is the name for a group of symptoms
associated with an ongoing decline of brain function-
ing. It can affect memory, thinking skills and other
mental abilities.
The exact cause of Alzheimer's disease is not yet
fully understood, although a number of things are
thought to increase your risk of developing the
condition.
These include:
· increasing age
· a family history of the condition
· untreated depression, although depression can also
be one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's disease
· lifestyle factors and conditions associated with
cardiovascular disease.
Signs and symptoms of Alzheimer's disease
Alzheimer's disease is a progressive condition, which
means the symptoms develop gradually over many
years and eventually become more severe. It affects
multiple brain functions.
The first sign of Alzheimer's disease is usually
minor memory problems.
For example, this could be forgetting about recent
conversations or events, and forgetting the names of
places and objects. As the condition develops, memory
problems become more severe and further symptoms
can develop, such as:
· confusion, disorientation and getting lost in familiar
places
· difficulty planning or making decisions
· problems with speech and language
· problems moving around without assistance or
performing self-care tasks
· personality changes, such as becoming aggressive,
demanding and suspicious of others
· hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that are not
there) and delusions (believing things that are
untrue)
· low mood or anxiety
Who is affected?
Alzheimer's disease is most common in people over the
age of 65. The risk of Alzheimer's disease and other
types of dementia increases with age, affecting an
estimated 1 in 14 people over the age of 65 and 1 in
every 6 people over the age of 80.
 But around 1 in every 20 people with Alzheimer's
disease are under the age of 65. This is called early- or
young-onset Alzheimer's disease.
Getting a diagnosis
As the symptoms of Alzheimer's disease progress
slowly, it can be difficult to recognise that there's a
problem. Many people feel that memory problems are
simply a part of getting older.
Also, the disease process itself may (but not always)
prevent people recognising changes in their memory.
But Alzheimer's disease is not a `normal' part of the
ageing process. An accurate and timely diagnosis of
Alzheimer's disease can give you the best chance to
prepare and plan for the future, as well as receive any
treatment or support that may help.
If you're worried about your memory or think you
may have dementia, it's a good idea to see a GP. If
possible, someone who knows you well should be with
you as they can help describe any changes or problems
they have noticed. If you're worried about someone
else, encourage them to make an appointment and
perhaps suggest that you go along with them.
There's no single test that can be used to diagnose
Alzheimer's disease. And it's important to remember
that memory problems do not necessarily mean you
have Alzheimer's disease.
A GP will ask questions about any problems you're
experiencing and may do some tests to rule out other
conditions. If Alzheimer's disease is suspected, you
may be referred to a specialist service to:
· assess your symptoms in more detail
· organise further testing, such as brain scans if
necessary
· create a treatment and care plan.
How Alzheimer's disease is treated
There's currently no cure for Alzheimer's disease, but
medicines are available that can help relieve some of
the symptoms. Various other types of support are also
available to help people with Alzheimer's live as
independently as possible, such as making changes to
your home environment so it's easier to move around
and remember daily tasks.
Psychological treatments such as cognitive stimula-
tion therapy may also be offered to help support your
memory, problem solving skills and language ability.
Outlook
People with Alzheimer's disease can live for several
years after they start to develop symptoms. But this
can vary considerably from person to person. Alzhei-
mer's disease is a life-limiting illness, although many
people diagnosed with the condition will die from
another cause. As Alzheimer's disease is a progressive
neurological condition, it can cause problems with
swallowing. This can lead to aspiration (food being
inhaled into the lungs), which can cause frequent
chest infections. It's also common for people with
Alzheimer's disease to eventually have difficulty
eating and have a reduced appetite. There's increasing
awareness that people with Alzheimer's disease need
palliative care.
This includes support for families, as well as the
person with Alzheimer's.
Can Alzheimer's disease be prevented?
As the exact cause of Alzheimer's disease is not clear,
there's no known way to prevent the condition. But
there are things you can do that may reduce your risk
or delay the onset of dementia, such as:
· stopping smoking and cutting down on alcohol
· eating a healthy, balanced diet and maintaining a
healthy weight
· staying physically fit and mentally active
These measures have other health benefits, such as
lowering your risk of cardiovascular disease and
improving your overall mental health.
SHINGLES
Shingles, also known as herpes zoster, is a viral
infection caused by the varicella-zoster virus. This is
the same virus that causes chickenpox. After an
individual has had chickenpox, the virus remains
dormant in the body's nerve tissue. However, the virus
can become reactivated years later and cause shingles.
The condition typically affects older adults, but it
can occur in individuals of any age. Shingles presents
with a painful rash that develops on one side of the
body, usually in a band or a cluster. The rash is
accompanied by a burning or tingling sensation and
can last for several weeks. The blisters that develop
from the rash contain fluid and may break open and
crust over. Other symptoms of shingles can include
fever, headache, fatigue, and sensitivity to light.
The severity and duration of the symptoms asso-
ciated with shingles can vary widely among indivi-
duals. Some individuals may experience mild
symptoms that resolve quickly, while others may
experience more severe symptoms that last for weeks
or even months. In some cases, individuals may
develop complications, such as postherpetic neuralgia,
which is a condition that causes persistent pain in the
area affected by shingles.
Shingles can be diagnosed through a physical
examination. In some cases, a sample of the fluid
from the blisters may be tested to confirm the
diagnosis.
Treatment for shingles typically involves antiviral
medications, such as acyclovir. These medications can
help to reduce the severity and duration of the
symptoms associated with the condition. Pain relief
medication, such as ibuprofen, may also be prescribed
to help manage the discomfort associated with the
condition. In addition to medical treatment, indivi-
duals with shingles may find relief from home
remedies such as cool compresses and calamine lotion.
Rest and adequate hydration can also help to promote
healing and reduce symptoms.
Prevention is possible through vaccination. The
shingles vaccine is available for individuals over the
age of 70 and is effective at reducing the risk of
developing shingles and the severity of symptoms if it
does occur. It is important for individuals to speak with
their healthcare provider about vaccination options.
PARKINSONS DISEASE
Parkinson's disease is a chronic and progressive
neurological disorder that affects millions of people
worldwide.
Parkinson's disease was first described in 1817 by
Dr. James Parkinson, a British physician. It was
initially known as `shaking palsy' because of the
tremors that are a common symptom of the disease.
Since then, research has led to a better understanding
of the condition and the development of effective
treatments to manage its symptoms.
While the exact cause of Parkinson's disease is
unknown, it is believed to be a combination of genetic
and environmental factors. Studies have shown that
certain genetic mutations can increase the risk of
developing Parkinson's disease. Environmental factors
such as exposure to toxins and traumatic brain
injuries may also play a role in the development of
the condition.
The hallmark feature of Parkinson's disease is the
degeneration of dopamine-producing neurons in a
region of the brain called the substantia nigra.
Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that is responsible
for regulating movement, and when dopamine levels
are low, movement becomes slow and difficult. The
motor symptoms of Parkinson's disease typically
develop gradually and worsen over time. The most
common symptoms include tremors, rigidity, slowness
of movement, and difficulty with balance and coordi-
nation. These symptoms can vary in severity and can
have a significant impact on daily activities such as
walking, dressing, and eating.
Parkinson's disease can also cause non-motor
symptoms such as depression, anxiety, sleep dis-
turbances, and cognitive changes. These symptoms
can be just as challenging to manage as motor
symptoms and can significantly impact a person's
quality of life.
There is currently no cure for Parkinson's disease,
but there are treatments available to manage the
symptoms and improve quality of life. Medications
such as levodopa and dopamine agonists can help
increase dopamine levels in the brain and improve
motor symptoms. Other medications such as antide-
pressants and antipsychotics may also be used to
manage non-motor symptoms.
Physical therapy and exercise can also be beneficial
for improving mobility and balance. Occupational
therapy can also be helpful for developing strategies
to manage activities of daily living. Speech therapy
may be needed to manage speech and swallowing
difficulties that can occur in Parkinson's disease.
In addition to medical and therapeutic treatments,
there are various lifestyle changes that can help
manage Parkinson's disease. A healthy diet, getting
enough rest, and avoiding stress can all help manage
symptoms and improve overall well-being.
Support groups and counselling can also be
helpful for managing the emotional and psychologi-
cal impact of the condition. It is important for
individuals with Parkinson's disease to work closely
with their healthcare team to develop a personalised
treatment plan and manage their symptoms effec-
tively. Regular follow-up visits with a neurologist or
movement disorder specialist can help ensure that
treatment is adjusted as needed to manage symptoms
effectively.
While Parkinson's disease can be a challenging
condition to live with, with the right treatment and
support, individuals can continue to lead fulfilling and
meaningful lives. Advances in research and treatment
have led to significant improvements in the manage-
ment of the condition, and ongoing research holds
promise for developing new and more effective
treatments in the future.
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NO MORE NAILBITING . . .
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands
over tea. `I do wish that my Elmer would stop
biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous.'
My Billy used to do the same things,' the older
woman replied, `but I broke him of that pesky
habit.' `How?'I hid his teeth!'
THE HEALING POWER OF HOLY WATER?
One morning a man came into the church on
crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water,
put some on both legs, and then threw away his
crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and
then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what
he'd just seen.' Son, you've just witnessed a
miracle!' the priest said. `Tell me where this man
is now?' Flat on his butt over by the holy water!'
the boy informed him.
AND THE WINNER IS
The father of five children had won a toy at a
raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one
should have the present.
`Who is the most obedient?' he asked. `Who
never talks back to mother? Who does everything
she says?'
Five small voices answered in unison.
`Okay, dad, you get the toy.'
THE FLORIST
A new business was opening and one of the
owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the
occasion. They arrived at the new business site
and the owner read the card, which said: `Rest in
Peace.' The owner was angry and called the florist
to complain. After he had told the florist of the
obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist
replied:
'Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather
than getting angry, you should imagine this -
somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today,
and they have flowers with a note saying:
`Congratulations on your new location!''
WHERE YA FROM, SAM?
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a
theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this,
he whispered to the man, `Sorry, sir, but you're
only allowed one seat.'
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became impatient. `Sir,' the usher said, `if you
don't get up from there I'm going to have to call
the manager.'
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated
the usher who turned and marched briskly back up
the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the
manager returned and stood over the man.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
move him, but with no success. Finally, they
summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then
asked, `All right buddy, what's your name?'
`Sam,' the man moaned.
`Where ya from, Sam?' the cop asked.
And with pain in his voice, Sam replied, `The
balcony.'
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET INTO
HEAVEN?
An exasperated mother, whose son was always
getting into mischief, finally asked him, `How do
you expect to get into heaven?' The boy thought it
over and said, `Well, I'll just run in and out and in
and out and keep slamming the door until St.
Peter says, `For heaven's sake, Jimmy, either come
in or stay out!'`
LOOKING FOR A TREE
There were two blondes who went deep into the
frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures and a few
close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned
to the other and said, `I'm chopping down the next
tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or
not!'
ORANGE JUICE
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with
a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice
on the table and stares at it.
 The store is about to close down and the blonde
is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes
and asks the blonde, `Excuse me, we are about to
close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have
to leave.'
`No,' the blonde replies.
`Why not?' questions the waiter.
`The carton says ``concentrate'''.
CLEANING POWER
A blonde was driving down the motorway when
she read a sign saying, `Clean toilets ahead, 10
miles on the left.'
She was really late for her appointment since
there were 26 toilets to clean.
THE BMW
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced
individuality and besides that, every other girl in
the office had one. She fancied something a bit
more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and
spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was
wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its
gorgeous red paint work. An empty cheque stub
later and off she was tearing down the leafy
country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car.
Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind,
music blaring from the radio, what could possibly
go wrong? At that thought there was a splutter
from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a
stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and
concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have
a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her
mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to
the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny
yellow van pull up behind her.
`That's a lovely car,' said the mechanic. `What
seems to be the matter?
Judi replied, `Well, it just conked out I'm afraid.'
`Let me have look.' He set to work and ten
minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
`Thank goodness,' she said. `What was the matter?'
`Simple really, just crap in the carburettor,' he
replied.
 Looking shocked she asked, `Oh. How many
times a week do I have to do that?'
IT IS WORLD PIANO DAY!
A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his
arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog
on the stool next to him. The bartender says,
`Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed.'
The man says, `But this is a special dog he plays
the piano!'
The bartender replies, `Well, if he can play that
piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the
house!'
So the man puts the dog on the piano stool, and
the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and then
he plays some rock `n' roll. The bartender and
patrons are amazed.
Suddenly, a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small
dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.
The bartender asks the man, `What was that all
about?' The man replies, `Oh that was his
mother. She wanted him to be a doctor.'
INSOMNIA
A man went to the doctor complaining of
insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough
examination but found absolutely nothing physi-
cally wrong with him.
`Listen,' the doctor said, `if you ever expect to
cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking
your troubles to bed with you.'
`I know,' said the man, `but I can't. My wife
refuses to sleep alone.'
DOCTORS ORDERS
Harry had been feeling sick lately and was finally
convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy's
urging. After a thorough examination, and much
thought, the Doctor was ready to tell Harry and a
very worried Suzy, his prognosis: Harry was too
stressed out. He would need 6 months of pure
relaxation.
Suzy, very agitated, took out her notepad to
begin writing down his list of orders for these
months of relaxation.
 `How should I go about it?' asked Harry.
`OK,' said the doctor, `I would like your wife to
take one tranquiliser four times a day . . .'.
THE OLD LADY WALKING
A little old lady was walking down the street
dragging two large plastic bin bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and every once in a
while a £20 fell out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and
said, `Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of
that bag.'
`Oh really? Darn it!' said the little old lady. `I'd
better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks
for telling me officer.'
`Well, now, not so fast,' said the policeman.
`Where did you get all that money? You didn't
steal it, did you?'
`Oh, no, no', said the old lady. `You see, my
back garden is right next to the football stadium
car park. On home game days, a lot of fans come
and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right
into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off.
Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why
not make the best of it? So, now, on home game
days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole,
real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time
some man sticks his thing through my fence, I
surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ``O.K., buddy!
Give me £20, or off it comes.'''
`Well, that seems only fair,' said the copper,
laughing. `OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's
in the other bag?'
`Well, you know', said the little old lady, `not
everybody pays.'
AT THE BAR
This man walks into the local bar one Friday
afternoon when he gets out of work, as he steps up
to the bar he sees his good friend Joe throw down 2
shots, he had a frown on his face.
`What's with the long face Joe?' asked the guy.
Joe responds, `My wife told me today that she
was only going to have sex with me on Mondays,
and Thursdays!'
`Well,' said the friend, `That's not that bad,
some of us she has cut off completely.'
CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in
the church. It was given by one of our members in
honour of his wife.
Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to
defray the cost of the new carpet. All those
wishing to do something on the new carpet will
come forward and get a piece of paper.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to
the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and
other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to
cripple children.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are not afflicted with
any church.
Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person you want remembered.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be seen in the basement on
Friday afternoon.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
campaign slogan last Sunday: `I Upped My Pledge
± Up Yours.'
Our next song is `Angels We Have Heard Get
High.'
`Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.'
`For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a nursery downstairs.'
`This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis
to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.'
IT'S A JOKE
At a meeting, the Boss told a joke. Everyone on
the team laughed except one guy.
The Boss asked him, `Didn't you understand my
joke?'
The guy replied, `Oh I understood it, but I
resigned this morning.'
BLACK EYE . . .
One night a man stumbled into the police station
with a black eye. He claimed he had heard a noise
in his back yard and went to investigate. The next
he knew, he was hit in the eye and knocked out
cold. An officer was sent to his house to
investigate, and he returned one-and-a-half hours
later with a black eye. `Did you get hit by the same
person?' his captain asked. `No,' he replied. `I
stepped on the same rake.'
A TRIP TO THE DENTIST
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a
huge bill.
`I'm shocked!' she complained.
`This is three times what you normally charge.'
`Yes, I know,' said the dentist. `But you
screamed so loudly, you scared away two other
patients.'
TESLA VS ROLLS-ROYCE
A man driving a Tesla stops at a traffic light next
to a Rolls-Royce.
The Tesla driver rolls down his window and
calls out to the Rolls-Royce driver, `Hey, pal,
that's an impressive car. Does your Rolls have Wi-
Fi? My Tesla does!' The Rolls-Royce driver replies,
`Yes, it has Wi-Fi.'
The Tesla driver continues, `Nice! And do you
have a fridge in there? I have a fridge in the
backseat of mine!' The Rolls-Royce driver, getting
irritated, responds, `Yes, there's a refrigerator.'
Not backing down, the Tesla driver asks, `That's
cool, man! What about a TV? I've got a TV on my
backseat!' The Rolls-Royce driver, increasingly
annoyed, says, `Yes, there's a television. A Rolls-
Royce is the epitome of luxury vehicles!'
The Tesla driver says, `Amazing car! But, do you
have a bed in there? I've got a bed in the back of
my car!' Frustrated that his car lacks a bed, the
Rolls-Royce driver speeds off.
He heads straight to the dealership and orders a
bed to be installed in his Rolls.
The following morning, he picks up his car, and
the bed looks fantastic, complete with silk sheets
and elegant brass accents. It's undoubtedly a bed
suited for a Rolls-Royce.
The Rolls-Royce driver spends the entire day
searching for the Kia. Finally, late that night, he
spots the Tesla parked with fogged-up windows.
He gets out of his Rolls-Royce and knocks on the
Tesla's window. At first, there's no response, but
then the owner pokes his head out, dripping wet. `I
now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,'
the Rolls-Royce driver declares smugly.
The Tesla driver replies, `Did you really drag me
out of the shower just to tell me that?!'
DOOR TO DOOR
Two salesmen were going door to door, and
knocked on the door of a woman who was not
happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain
terms that she did not want to hear their offer and
slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise,
however, the door did not close and, in fact,
bounced back open. She tried again, really put her
back into it, and slammed the door again with the
same result: the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people were
sticking their foot in the door, she reared back
to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson,
when one of them said:
`Madam, before you do that again you need to
move your cat.'
NO MALE PALLBEARERS
An elderly woman died last month. Having never
married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her
handwritten instructions for her memorial service,
she wrote, `They wouldn't take me out while I was
alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm
dead.'
GONE CAMPING
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake
camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife
puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but
what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site
only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
`Dang man, how long you been here and how
did you talk your wife into letting you go?'
`Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday
evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife
came up behind me and put her hands over my
eyes and said `guess who'?'
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a
brand new see through nightie. She took my hand
and took me to our bedroom. The room had two
dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on
the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie
and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said,
`now, you can do what ever you want.' So here I am.
AYOUNG LADY
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, `Jeff proposed to me an hour
ago.'
`Then why are you so sad?' her mother asked.
`Because he also told me he was an atheist.
Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell.'
Her mother replied, `Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong
he is.'
QUESTION TIME . . .
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade
students a short lesson on science. He had
explained about magnets and showed them how
they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
And now it was question time.... `Class,' he said,
`my name begins with the letter `M,' and I pick up
things....What am I?' A little boy on the front row
said, `You're a mother.'
A CONCERNED FATHER
After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese
father went to see the obstetrician. `Doctor,' he
said, `I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset
because my daughter has red hair. She can't
possibly be mine.'
`Nonsense,' the doctor said. `Even though you
and your wife both have black hair, one of your
ancestors may have contributed red hair to the
gene pool.' `It isn't possible,' the man insisted.
`We're pure Japanese.'
`Well,' said the doctor,' let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?'
The man seemed ashamed. `I've been working
very hard for the past year. We only made love
once or twice a month.'
`There you have it!' the doctor said confidently.
`It's just rust.'
FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.
The first one tells her friends: `my son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
``Father''.' The second Catholic woman chirps:
`My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a
room, people say, ``Your Grace''.' The third
Catholic woman says smugly: `my son is a
Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people
say, ``Your Eminence''.' The fourth Catholic
woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle `Well?' She replies:
`My son is a gorgeous, 6'2' tall, stripper. When he
walks into a room, people say, ``Oh my God''.'
THE ARMY PHYSICAL
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting
their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor
was surprised to discover that both of them
possessed incredibly long and oversized manhood.
`How do you account for this?' he asked the
brothers. `It's hereditary, sir,' the older one replied.
`I see,' said the doctor, writing in his file. `Your
father's the reason for your elongated manhood?'
`No sir, our mother.' `Your mother? You idiot, she
couldn't be responsible!' `It's not her fault, sir,'
replied the recruit. `But she only had one arm, and
when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she
had to manage as best she could.'
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 What's Going On?
CHEYLESMORE GOOD NEIGHBOURS
ONE-TO-ONE COMPUTER GUIDANCE
Cheylesmore Good Neighbours is an organisation staffed entirely by
volunteers.We offer one-to-one computer guidance sessions in
conjunction with student volunteers from Warwick University.
The 90-minute sessions cost »8.00 each, and are held at Quinton
Park Baptist Church Hall, Cheylesmore. The sessions are ideal for
absolute beginners, people who wish to improve their skills or gain
more confidence on their device.We do not provide advanced tuition
in specialist topics.
You would be allocated a volunteer and learn on your own device. As
you would set the agenda for what you want to learn, you work
entirely at your own pace. If you do not own a device, we could lend
you a laptop for the session.
If you are interested, contact Alex Robinson on 07737 511215.
(You can text or leave a message and we will get back to you).
As places are limited booking is essential.
CHEDHAM'S YARD AT WELLESBOURNE
Chedham'sYard, a nineteenth-century blacksmiths and
wheelwrights located in the old part of WellesbourneVillage is open
every Saturday until the end of September with a themed event
each week such as pole lathe turning, wheel making, willow weaving
and much more including special events for children. See the web
site www.chedhamsyard.org.uk for more information of the weekly
activities. Entry is free for all the family.
Come along and enjoy the tranquillity of this unique site and relive
the past with demonstrations by the blacksmiths and wood
turners and the featured guest. Gates open at 11am with last entry
at 3.15pm, the yard closes at 4pm.
The yard staff also give audio-visual presentations to groups about
the yard, contact the team at enquiries@chedhamsyard.org.uk or
call Eric on 01789 555678.

SENIORS FRIENDSHIP GROUP OF ALLESLEY PARK

If you are over sixty five, no matter who you are
Male or female local people, who like to meet each week
Keep your brain and body active with us
Don't just sit at home, make the effort, come take a peak.
At 11am everyTuesday morning
In the Byre room at Allesley park community centre
Contact Sheila on 02476468594 she will tell you what we are up
to next.

CORLEY BOWLING CLUB

Church Lane, Corley, CV7 8AZ
Are looking for new members, any age or gender and any ability
Bowling is one of the few sports where members of the opposite sex
actually play on equal terms.We bowl in gents' leagues and ladies'
leagues with mixed games at weekends and bowl against 12yr olds
and 90yr olds. Expand your social life and get some nice easy
exercise.We roll up onTuesday evenings.We provide free coaching
and loan you a set of bowls.
Call Graham 01676 540112 orTrevor 07790 606173

Warwickshire Watercolourists' Art Exhibition

Bank Holiday 26±28th August 2023
Berkswell Reading Rooms, Meriden Road, Berkswell, CV7 7BE
10.00am-5.00pm daily
Free Entrance
Over 200 items of unique art work on display for the first time,
most for sale [cash or cheques only] together with a wide range of
prints and cards
This year's special raffle prize: an original Trevor Boult painting,
kindly donated, with proceeds to Dementia UK
Refreshments available with proceeds to charity
Ample free car parking & disabled access with additional parking in
the rear carpark of `The Bear'
For further information, please email
WarwickshireWatercolourists@gmail.com

CHEYLESMORE GOOD NEIGHBOURS

Are you interested in making new friends, listening to interesting
speakers, joining us for a trip to the theatre or days out?
We meet every two weeks on a Friday afternoon 2pm±4pm at
Quinton Park Baptist Church Hall.
For further information, contact
Frances on 07787 597467
 What's Going On?

COVENTRY SOCIAL CIRCLE

The Coventry Social Circle (formerly Coventry Wine Circle) meet at
St Christophers Church Hall,Winsford Avenue, Allesley Park,
Coventry on the third Tuesday of every month at 8 pm.
We have a variety of speakers and interactive evenings including
Saturday evenings for Valentines Dance, Annual Dinner, Skittles
nights, etc.We also arrange Holidays, Short Breaks, Day trips, etc.
It is a non-profit-making circle
purely for social gatherings with friends.
Why not come along and join us to see what we are all about.
For more information contact
June Britain on 02476 460874.

DO YOU ENJOY SINGING?

Your local male singing groupThree Spires Harmony are looking
JERRY'S OUTLOOK
We are a group who meet at the JohnWhite Community Centre in
Grange Avenue Binley every Wednesday 11.00 till 12.30 (tea, coffee
and biscuits available) for socialising and chatting and optional
activities including indoor bowling, dominoes, word games,
monthly quizzes, guest speakers, and coach trips, etc.
We are a very friendly group open to people of any age
but at present mainly older people.
Transport can be provided by the`Ring and Ride'.
New members are always very welcome and more details can be
obtained fromVeronica (7645 6679) or David (7645 0703).
for more singers.
We sing a wide selection of music from pop, musicals, and
movies, old and new favourites.
No previous singing experience is necessary.
We meet everyTuesday at 7.15 at St James on the Grange,
Lonscale Drive, Coventry CV3 6QR.
Just turn up, or contact davidrharris364@gmail.com
Find us online at www.threespiresharmony.co.uk

COVENTRY PROBUS CLUB

Coventry Probus Club for retired professional and businessmen
meets at St James Hall on Knoll Drive, Coventry at 10.15 a.m. on
the first Friday of each month for tea/coffee and a presentation by
a guest speaker. For details of past and future events, see
https://coventryprobus.org.uk/ We also meet socially for
lunches, strolls and other events, with partners.
Contact secretary Ray Starkey at 024 76411929 or
starkeyrb@outlook.com for details.
 21st birthday on July 29th. Have a lovely day.
Lots of love from Grandma and Grandad. 8 8 8
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY John for July 22nd.
Love from Pat. 8 8 8

hope to see shortly. Have a great day. Lots of FOR SALE

HAPPY MESSAGES
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my darling daughter
Emilie for June 7th. With lots of love always &
forever. Mum. 8 8 8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my Mummy for June 7th.
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Hope your birthday holds everything you would
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a wonderful young friend
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love from Chris. 8 8 8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Roy for June 15th. Have a
great day. From your nosey neighbour and the
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Catarina on June 8th.
Love from everyone. 8 8 8
HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY to dearest daughter
Jenny Duggan on July 17th. Love you always
from loving Mum Sheila. 8 8 8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to June Walsh for her 80-
something birthday! Have a lovely day June.
Love from Ann, Barbara and Pat. 8 8 8
MANY HAPPY RETURNS to Conor Evans for
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