SCVMFURTHER by KARL DRUID

a collection of terrible traits, bad habits, and bodily features for

TERRIBLIER TRAITS (2xd66) BODILY FEATURES (d20)

11. Abrasive Defensive
1. Always-dripping nose.
12. Mannerless Hateful
13. Self-assured Argumentative 2. Lacking a navel.
14. Fanatical Tormenting
15. Hypocritical Self-conscious 3. Bulbous growth on the neck. It moves
when nobody sees.
16. Eccentric Irresponsible
21. Morbid Melancholic 4. Chapped and cracked lips.
22. One-sided Arbitrary
23. Enigmatic Inconsistent 5. Painfully average.
24. Hesitant Imitative
6. Face covered in pustules.
25. Scared of Sarcastic
commitment 7. Short of stature.
26. Aggressive Rude
31. Shortsighted Vain 8. Bones that crack with every movement.
32. Stubborn Petty
9. Taller than most.
33. Mischievous Vindictive
34. Grim Resentful 10. Eyebrows lost to fire and memory.
35. Ritualistic Disloyal
11. Broken nose, crooked forever.
36. Brutal Strict
41. Unpredictable Anarchistic 12. Gut telling tales of too many ales.
42. Naïve Dependent
43. Prejudiced Snobbish 13. Completely and utterly hairless.
44. Vulgar Untrusting
14. Forked tongue. A sign?
45. Sloppy Assertive
46. Impulsive Charmless 15. Eyelids marked with charcoal, always.
51. Calculating Pompous
16. Nasty scar where a lung used to sit.
52. Pedantic Greedy
53. Gullible Tactless 17. Born with six fingers on each hand.
54. Demanding Unhelpful
55. Whiny Anxious 18. Small eyes, making anyone suspicious.
56. Ungrateful Gloomy
19. Hair coarse like bristles.
61. Hedonistic Undisciplined
62. Shallow Careless 20. Bad back and worse posture.
63. Fearless Nosy
64. Scheming Domineering
65. Nagging Dull
66. Fatalistic Rebellious

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 WORSE HABITS (d20)
1. Cannot remember a name to save your
life. Great at faces, though.
2. Compelled to lick things clean.
3. Yawns constantly.
4. Snores like a dreaming troll. Others
must test Toughness to sleep.
5. Only eats things with given names.
6. Obsessively steals from those that
have less. Fears those that have more.
7. Never learned to share.
8. Feels the need to point out any and
all mistakes others make. In detail.
9. You bite your nails and save them for
later.
10. Terrified of being alone.
11. Never trusts anything with four legs.
12. You walk in your sleep, 1 in 12 times
waking somewhere very unfortunate.
13. Convinced you are a talented singer.
This is not the case.
14. A terrible winner and even worse
loser. Everything’s a competition.
15. Convinced you cannot die.
16. A mythomaniac, you like to create
your own truths.
17. Dumb labor is beneath you.
18. Compulsively swallows silver coins,
to keep them safe for the afterlife.
JINGLE
~JANGLE when you run.
19. Can speak to horses. Or so you think.
20. You are a philosopher. But are you
really a philosopher?