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ST George and The Dragon
ST George and The Dragon
A Mummers' Play
As collected from diverse and manifold sources and performed by Green Oak
Morris Men
The Characters:
Father Christmas
The King of Egypt / Tie-
land
Saint George
The Dragon
A Doctor
The Turkish Knight
Beelzebub
1
Dragon Who’s this that seeks the Dragon’s blood,
And calls so angry and so loud?
This English dog, it’s you who likes to shout,
I’ll tear apart your nostrils
And rip your liver out.
Of such I’ve broken half a score,
And stay my stomach ‘til I’d more.
(Fight ensues)
Doctor I can cure the itch, the stitch, palsy and gout,
Pains within and pains without,
Heal the sick, the blind, the lame
And bring the dead to life again.
If a man gets 19 devils in his skull,
I’ll cast 20 of them out.
I have in my pocket: crutches for lame ducks;
2
Spectacles for bumble-bees;
Pack saddles and panniers for grasshoppers;
And plasters for broken back mice.
Why, I cured Sir Harry of ‘nang nail’ almost 55 yards long.
Doctor I can.
Take hold of this bottle of whiff-whaff whilst I feel his pulse.
(Does so)
3
Turkish Knight Oh, pardon me Saint George,
Pardon of thee I crave.
Oh, pardon me this night,
And 1 will be your slave.
4
And give him something that’s done him good.
Ain’t I Jack?
THE END