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Knights of The Dinner Table-Special Edition 3
Knights of The Dinner Table-Special Edition 3
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Knights of the Dinner Table ®
SPECIAL EDITION #3
June, 2003
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NIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE™ was accidentally created by Jolly R. Blackburn way back in
inquiries). Our Twitter handle is K 1990 as ‘filler’ for his small press magazine, S HADIS™.It was something of a ‘creative burp’ and
Jolly really didn’t give it much thought. Perhaps that’s why he was just as surprised as anyone that
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trolling the creator. Fortunately, writing and drawing KODT strips isn’t the
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kay, so maybe working three extra issues sure of the outcome
UPDATE: last issue b.a. as you take your seats at your USUAL table, you notice oh my. \ hope it’s not
forked over TWO that KRISYLLA* is NOWHERE to be found. YAGGAR the SERIOUS. maybe \
HUNDRED DOLLARS and COOK comes out of the back room to take your order. should LOOK in on her.
some CHANGE for the
massive town supplement; hey, that’s the aaaaah, she’s
“saree, mates. KRIS iz
FOURTH time just POUTING
TERON: DEN OF THIEVES. down wit a SICK stomach.
this week. ‘coz DAVE
\’ll be takin’ yer order.”
jilted her.
armed with advice from
WIERD PETE and the
“HARTZ-FELGUR
PRINCIPLE”, b.a. set out sick?
to DRAW his players into again?
the setting by
getting them
EMOTIONALLY involved.
so far so good...
\ didn’t JILT her. she BROKE \ STILL can’t believe you saw it --\ FAILED
up with me ‘coz \ REFUSED to give you WENT there, dude. my saving throw.
up ADVENTURING and SETTLE down.
yer my best BUD. that chick was on me
you BLEW it. you KNOW ya shouldn’t hit like BEANS on rice.
that don’t you? you had on a friend’s ex.
a GOOD THING going. shya’right.
what can \ say? she only
it just KNUCKLES just has a HOOKED UP
yeah, who cares?
well you isn’t done. WAY with the women. with you to
it didn’t take her make ME
LONG to start DROVE her jealous!
KICKIN’ IT with right into bob’s hey, it’s not they can’t RESIST him.
KNUCKLES. arms. serves MY fault.
you right.
oh
brother.
and ANOTHER thing. \ don’t LIKE the way you TREAT her. why are you JUMPIN’ on MY
draggin’ her off to the DUNGEON like you did. makin’ her tote case anyway? TEFLON
your BACKPACK and GEAR. skinning and gutting your KILLS. “minute man” BILLY knocked
boots with her too.
you even had her out playing DECOY hey, that’s not FUNNY! it
on one of your PICK POCKET forays. could happen to ANYBODY!
*Krysilla — the “friendly” Bar Wench who showed romantic interest in El Ravager (Dave) last issue. Described as the ‘gold digger with a heart of gold’.
* See Bundles of Trouble Volume 9; THE LEGEND OF HEIRS — Bob’s character father’s a child and fights to win custody.
she SET
hey -- that’s me up. no way. he CLEARLY said
q
RIGHT around the think again, HERO. he FOUR to FIVE months. that
time we BROKE up. said FOUR months. puts it in the middle.
that would be
after KNUCKLES no doubt about it. | put
took up with her. that BUN in her OVEN.
\ suppose the information \ KNEW there was some SPECIAL BOND between
could be SCRYED magically TEFLON and KRISYLLA. now it makes sense.
but the simple fact of the
matter is that ANY one of hey you CLAIM-JUMPER! where
you could be the father. do you get off claiming
responsibility for MY son?
four months of GAME TIME later, the nervous “DADS” await the BLESSED event.
oh man, \’m a \ just hope the LITTLE well he won’t have to well, that’s
hold on guys -- TYKE makes out okay roll on the INHERITANCE
NERVOUS it guys.
just be PATIENT. on the QUIRKS or STARTING MONEY
WRECK. \
hope his DEX and FLAWS section. TABLES. he’s taken the CHILD
\’ve only got CARE of in
is decent. has ARRIVED.
a FEW more THAT department.
stats to roll.
we’ve
seen to
THAT.
sho
o
sho ka!
oka!
moments later...
“let er go,
mum. let
‘er go.”
over my
DEAD body.
yeah.
right.
this is FAMILY
as a matter of FACT, \ do.
business.
\ was thinkin’ ELLE RAVAGER.
stay OUT
of it,
sara.
-FINIS- *
* Note: Jolly has promised the adventures of Elle Nusha Krisylla Lotus will continue in a follow up story at some point down the road.
okay, before after a rather successful DUNGEON CRAWL, you guys got a little CARELESS and
we begin, let’s ended up walking SMACK DAB into the MIDDLE of a GNOME TITAN ambush zone.
REVIEW the
TRAGIC events the party was almost ANNIHILATED. hey, one of those GOONS made
of last week’s a BELOVED comrade was LOST off with my PACK PONY. \ was
SESSION. in the battle and you ended up still making PAYMENTS on her.
yeah,
LOSING most of the HAUL you
yeah...
had acquired during the CRAWL.
shall
we?
thievin’
GNOME
BASTARDS!
sorry
to
hear
that.
* This original strip is set in the past, about a year or so after Sara joined the group.
life was DUMPIN’ on me at the time. \ had a LOT on my mind. lose your GRIP and FLIP a frickin’
TABLE around here and it gets
\ played that character for FOUR frickin’ YEARS. THROWN in your face for MONTHS.
MOMENTS LATER...
AAAAAARRRRRRR!!
\ SWEAR to gawd --
one of these days,
\’m BOLTIN this
table to the FLOOR.
yeah,
yeah.
whatever.
\ got some LARD and a that way whenever \ MARKED ‘em off \ would
SKILLET in my SADDLE- hey!! don’t KNOW it was HIS vitality \ had DRAWN from.
BAGS. maybe we could even THINK
CRUMBLE up a few about it. you’re
CORN DODGERS and mix whoah! that’s saaaay...
is TOTALLY now how joking...
‘em up with some ASH. \’m DEAD that IS
awesome. KEWL is that? RIGHT?!
serious. kewl.
*Bob is referring to the fact that a point of Honor is deducted for “failure to properly bury a member of one’s own race” in the HackMaster rules.
in it, the dwarven hero, he ended up CLIMBING up the SOCIAL LADDER among
HERKRIGARD, was captured by the GREVANS and EVENTUALLY became a TRIBAL ELDER.
a roving band of GREVANS and
taken back to their VILLAGE.
at the end of the book the gawd WYANGNORE
offered to ACCEPT the DWARF into the FAITHFUL.
they decided to TORTURE him
to death but HERK was
of course, HERK flipped him the BIRD and told him where
incredibly BRAVE and refused
he could STICK it, but my POINT is -- the PRECEDENT for a
to SCREAM or yell out.
NON-GREVAN being ACCEPTED by WYANGNORE has been
established. and by none other than GARY JACKSON himself!
they were so
IMPRESSED he flipped that was a
oh off a GAWD?
they decided GREAT book. oh, it was.
yeah? AWESOME!
to let him
live and made
him a SLAVE.
that you go get yourselves CAPTURED by some GREVANS on the OFF CHANCE
they’ll make you SLAVES and EVENTUALLY you can WORSHIP their gawd?
damn, \ wish
gee, \ dunno. hey, maybe we could WANDER
VERDIGRIS
around and wait til some POP
hadn’t DIED.
are there any UP as a RANDOM ENCOUNTER.
GREVANS in he would’a
the area? guys, please. LOVED gettin’
let’s not GO there. in on this.
gimme a
freakin’
break.
you could
REALLY stack
a lot of
HIT POINTS
over time.
‘member that time \ FAILED my DEX and okay, guys. you LISTEN up and listen
slipped off that LEDGE? \ would’ve fallen GOOD, coz’ \’m only saying this ONCE.
253 feet onto JAGGED ROCKS but he
granted me a MULLIGAN. that was SWEET. there’s no WAY in hell \’m letting you
GALAVANT about the WILDERNESS purposely
yeah, well ODIN heh, one time ZELAUR pulled triggering RANDOM MONSTER ENCOUNTERS.
can BITE me. my BUTT out of a SLING when
\ HAD a \ got caught TRASHING the and toward what end -- so you can
character tied TEMPLE OF KAZAAR-FREEM. RUN into some GREVANS and take a
to THOSE apron DIVE so they’ll CAPTURE you?
strings once. and \ hardly
EVER attended sheesh -- you guys have taken POINT
NEVER AGAIN! SERVICES. WHORING to a whole NEW pathetic level.
okay that’s it. \ say we go \ mean it’s not like hey guys, \ haven’t even brought
find ourselves some GREVANS we’d have to PLAY it out. in my NEW character yet.
and get the ball rolling.
le!
scribb !
le
scribb
then the
are you kidding? you can COUNT me in. GAME’S afoot.
excellent.
we’ll even
no need to USE up your PREPARED
make a LOT
material. just ROLL us
of noise to
some RANDOM ENCOUNTERS
UP the ANTE.
!
roll
!
roll
oh, \ see...
so far we’ve got \’m inclined to agree with DAVE. \ think B.A. has
JACK to show for it. been NUDGING his ENCOUNTER ROLLS in HIS favor. so it’s
HARDBALL is it?
six BEARS, four
RACCOONS, nine
POSSUMS, a TREE that’s the way
what a DIRTY it’s gonna be?
TROLL, two PIXIE rotten trick. well that’s IT
GRELS, seven GREAT then. we ain’t
HORNED OWL BEARS... FINE! then
you mean he has NEVER gonna
let’s throw ‘im
us TRAMPIN’ run into any he’s
a CURVE BALL.
around BACK WOODS GREVANS if RIGHT
BUM-SQUAT he’s working brian.
for NOTHING? AGAINST us.
okay B.A. -- we UP the ante once again. we’re trust me. this’ll
crossin’ the VARGAR and heading further NORTH. FORCE b.a.’s HAND.
right into the HEART of GREVAN TERRITORY!!
no way he can
NOBODY goes into the DENY us a GREVAN
what do WE care? huh?
“LAND OF A THOUSAND ENCOUNTER when
S-S-SAY WHAT?? we ain’t goin’ in to FIGHT ‘em
CLANS.” not even we’re in the HEART
and WIN. we’re going in to
the KRANDANEERIAN ARMY. of GREVAN
you mean the get ourselves CAPTURED.
GREVAN STEPPES?? and they ain’t frickin’ TERRITORY.
a-a-are you INSANE? afraid of remember?
NOBODY.
good. then
it’s time
to CALL.
later on the GREVAN STEPPES... the STEPPES are suddenly ALIVE with swarms of GREVAN
WARRIORS rising up on ALL SIDES. some are MOUNTED
as you TRUDGE across the low on stout WAR PONIES but MOST are on foot.
GRASSY DIVIDE, the air is suddenly
PIERCED by a CRESCENDO of their frightful WAR CRIES and painted
WHOOPS and HOWLS!! FACES drive FEAR into your hearts
as they DESCEND upon you en masse.
COUNTLESS shadowy
figures BURST forth careful
you wanted to run what you whoah!
from the CAMOUFLAGED HOLD up, b.a.
pits they were HIDING in. into some GREVANS? WISH
for guys.
uh oh.... \’m crying
well you JUST got yer wish
it is as if HELL itself -- you’re facing about FOUL!!
has opened its dark FOUR THOUSAND of ‘em.
MAW and unleashed
its WRATH
upon the PLAINS.
several rounds of
twenty grevans, a hundred, FIERCE FIGHTING later...
he’s right.
FOUR THOUSAND! makes no diff.
nothing’s really as you WAVE your flag of
we MIX it up for a few rounds to make CHANGED. b.a. SURRENDER the thunderous
it look good and THEN we surrender. is just playing war-chanting begins
with our heads. to die down and fade.
as you lie PANTING for breath in the TANGLE of it’s SUICIDE otherwise.
twisted DRIFT WOOD you’ve taken refuge in, you get
the UNSETTLING feeling that your FATE is being
debated somewhere among the GREVAN leadership. you don’t understand.
ZARUNDA’s code of
tense seconds seem like HOURS. BATTLE prevents her
from EVER surrendering
or giving up her SWORD.
finally a stern voice
in BROKEN HAGAAN hey! it’s working. they’re if that means she
yells out... ACKNOWLEDGING our flag. goes down FIGHTING, hey, it’s
then so be it. YOUR
funeral.
“you SCRUBS who HIDE well, \’m not
like women! throw out THROWING out might
your WEAPONS and my weapons. as well,
SHOW yourselves!” sara.
nicely PLAYED sara. KUDOS! hold up guys -- she’s not DEAD yet.
q
a SHAMAN is summoned and
what the
too bad you he IMMEDIATELY goes about
wow! forty-seven hell?
KILLS -- that was died. you TREATING ZARUNDA’s wounds
BETTER than the would have and STOPS the bleeding.
FINAL battle scene CLEANED up
in EXCALIBUR! on EPs
the pain is
SEARING as
the blood
begins to
FLOW.
“do not INSULT GEEZE LOUEEZE!! actually, now that \ THINK about
me with your it, it makes PERFECT sense.
PLEASANTRIES!” he snaps. there’s some SERIOUS
“cousin-cards” being played here.
\ pay tribute to GREVAN SOCIETY is CENTERED
the WARRIOR around the WARRIOR CULTURE
not the PERSON.
she enters into a they LITERALLY base their
DEATH MATCH with PERCEPTION of their OWN
with THAT he slaps the frickin’ GREVANS greatness upon how
hindquarters of your and WALKS away? GREAT their enemies are.
PONY with the BUTT put a
of his CROSSBOW. SOCK
did that guy in it bob! it creates a
just call us
the animal really BIZARRE
COWARDS?
BOLTS dilemma for them
toward as a PEOPLE.
the river.
okay, b.a., we TOSS out our weapons. wave our flag. YADA YADA!! sara, since you’re SEPARATED
from the PARTY \’ll
you know the ROUTINE. so what do we have to do to get things RESOLVE your situation later.
rolling? do \ need to make a ROLL on a TABLE or something?
you are shoved ROUGHLY to the ground and PINNED DOWN with after you have been BOUND
spear points to your BACK as your ARMS and LEGS are BOUND. and TIED, the GREVANS busy
themselves with making
“HONORLESS SCRUBS!” one a fire and setting up camp.
of them barks as he SPITS
on y0ur PRONE bodies.
yeah, yeah, that’s GREAT
another KICKS el ravager
don’t let it can we DISPENSE with
hard in the ribs.
hey... there they GET to you dave. the DETAILS and just
go calling me a JUMP ahead? how
“COWARD!! you have the
COWARD again. SWALLOW yer pride. long does it take to WIN
AUDACITY to carry the
this is for their RESPECT?
WEAPONS of a WARRIOR
a GOOD CAUSE.
and yet you are
AFRAID to FIGHT? \’ll let you
KNOW when
the time comes.
sorry guys. since you saw FIT to once the SHAMAN is finished with his DANCE he
give up your FREE WILL and deliver motions for a GREVAN standing nearby to come forward.
yourselves into BONDAGE, \’m
afraid you’re just going to have
to SIT back and HEAR me out. the large WARRIOR stoops down and draws a RED HOT
branding iron from the burning embers of the fire.
this ain’t
RIGHT!
“SHIRK
and you
DIE!”
after being handed over to the WOMEN, you two are HA HA!!! very funny, b.a.
shown to the DoG PENS. you are told in BROKEN HAGAAN
that THIS is where you are expected to sleep and EAT. \ guess you MADE your point.
\’m afraid
it’s not
going to be
that EASY.
you’ll find there are SEVERAL your SLAVE MARKS effectively LATER STILL...
factors working against you. ERODE your WILL and make
it more DIFFICULT for you to act on sorry bob!
first off, the DOGS are TRAINED to your own INITIATIVE from FEAR of
ATTACK should you LEAVE the PEN being CAUGHT by your OPPRESSORS. a LODGE MATRON
unescorted. secondly, even spots you trying to
if you MANAGED to escape, any act of FREE WILL CROTCH the KNIFE
GREVANS are EXPERT TRACKERS. the you wish to make from the WASH BASIN.
STEPPES are their domain -- you would requires a SAVE.
be TRACKED down in short order.
she CRACKS you
eventually, you you were right across the head with
and THIRDLY, those might be able to bob. there a STIRRING STICK.
BRANDS on your BREAK the spell ARE lumps in
FOREHEADS are but it could take the GRAVY.
MAGICAL RUNES. they months or YEARS.
act as a
combined CHARM
PERSON-FEAR SPELL.
“so we have a THIEF, eh? ummmm, b.a., \’m puttin’ the WOMEN and CHILDREN pour out of their
this will TEACH you.” the FORK \ stole LODGES and gather round to throw STONES
BACK in the basin while and SPIT at you. your ESCAPE attempt
with that they nobody is LOOKING. really seems to have PISSED them off.
HACK OFF both
your THUMBS. before being TOSSED good effort,
back in the DOG PEN you boys. at least
are both HAMSTRUNG! you tried.
WHAT?!!
they walked
guys...? RIGHT into it.
-FINIS-
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ased on the letters we’ve been receiving (as well as reports from accounting that sales continue to rise), it’s become very apparent that there
B are a LOT more of you reading this magazine than ever before. That means we have some fresh meat in the ranks. So if you’re reading this,
it’s quite likely this is the FIRST time you’ve ever seen a copy of KODT®. Welcome! You’re among friends here. Make yourself at home,
take off your shoes and kick back. Stay a while.
If this is your first time with us (or, if you just recently started reading KODT) you’re probably feeling a little lost. Jumping in on KNIGHTS
OF THE DINNER TABLE midstream is like tuning into a soap opera for the first time. The cast of characters can be intimidating to the Newbie and
trying to match names to faces is a bit daunting. One of the best ways to get up to snuff on KODT is to pick up a copy of TALES FROM THE
VAULT 1, 2, 3 or 4 or one of the ten BUNDLES OF TROUBLE (these are compilations of earlier strips and back issues). Not only are they great read-
ing but they include detailed bios for almost ALL the characters that have appeared in KODT over the years. Chances are you’ll find these books
at the very same place you found your first issue of KODT. If not, simply ask the friendly guy behind the counter if he can order them for you.
If that doesn’t work, then you can pick them up at www.kenzerco.com. In the meantime, the following information will help get you started.
We’ve included some abbreviated bios of the five primary characters along with some background notes.
B.A. FELTON BOB HERZOG DAVE BOZWELL SARAH FELTON BRIAN VANHOOSE
B.A. is the group’s Bob was the first dues Dave claims to be a stu- Sara is B.A.’s cousin. She Brian lives alone in the
GameMaster. He lives with paying member of the dent at BSU (though no moved back to Muncie, house he inherited from his
his mom and it’s his ‘Dinner group. He’s from the old one has ever seen him crack Indiana from Wisconsin a parents (they died in a car
Table’ where most of the school of role-playing and open a book). He was few years ago and is the crash a few years ago). He
action in the strips unfolds. believes it’s all about break- introduced to role-playing newest member of the manages to make a modest
B.A. is a night manager at a ing things and killing peo- by Bob, who he met at a group. Unfortunately, Sara living operating a fee-based
local 24 hour Pizza Shop. ple. He’s made the local local paintball tournament. is also the only female in the gaming website and selling
Somehow he manages to pre- papers twice for getting lost He’s a true blooded hack-n- group and fights a lonely painted miniatures. Brian
pare and run an adventure for in the steam tunnels under slasher who becomes bored battle to bring more role- can’t remember his own
the group week after week. Ball State. He’s known to easily if the experience play and less hack-n-slash to phone number but he can
His players give him a tough excite easily and has a bit of points aren’t flowing. He the group’s gaming sessions. recite entire passages of var-
time. It’s a constant battle — a temper, and everyone has a reputation for being So far, it’s a losing battle. ious rule books from mem-
trying to win them over to his knows not to touch his ‘clueless’ at times. Even so, Sara continues to ory. He’s the classic rules-
style of role-playing. dice. set the example and hope. lawyer and is proud of it.
THE MUNCHKIN
With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe
nce upon an evening dreary, spilling on the floor, That one word, as if his soul in that now thy character hits the floor!