PLAN B - DETENTION CLASS

ACT 1

The Teacher Advisor is giving her welcoming speech.

A student approaches her.

Afdal Teacher, teacher…They are ready.

Pn Azira Ha, ready dah? Okay, Okay. Alright, everyone, that’s the welcoming speech. You
may leave now, go back to your class. Ha, cikgu Zara, okay dah ke speech I tu?
Cikgu Pija…nanti suh depa tepuk kuat sikit tau.

The stage is filled with students. Some of them are putting on makeup. Some are talking to each other.
A pair of sweet couple is sitting together, talking and gigling. Then two girls walk onto the stage. They
approached the couple.

Yaya Bangun ah. Kitaorang nak duduk

Atirah Ishh! Jom la sayang. Kita duduk sana.

Syahmi Kemana b pergi, ayang ikut.

The couple got up and sat down somewhere else

Both Geli aku

Pn Azira Ha, Afdal. Do you have the list with you?

Afdal Yes, teacher.

Pn Azira Assalamualaikum. I have been assigned by the principal to take over the detention
class. As you know, I am the drama teacher and I am announcing that we are going
to stage a drama for the coming Hari Terbuka. (excited)

Everyone is very surprised and starts making noise.

Iman Eh! Bertenang semua! Bertenang.

Pn Azira Kamu ingat kenapa kamu kena cuba costumes ni semua?

Esther Ingat ade fashion show…

Pn Azira Alright, lets check the list, Afdal. Who is on top?

Afdal Kakak saya! Kakak saya!

Pn Azira Kakak kamu? Puteri Nur Khairun Fakhira binti Samsuddin ni? Yang panjat pagar

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 ni lari beli roti canai ni?

Afdal Ye. Dia kakak saya. Kakak…

Fakhira Adik…. Siap kau balik kang.

Pn Azira The name is so lengthy. What’s yours?

Afdal Sabaq na. Baca senafas je. Putera Fakhrul Imran Al-Firdaus Afdal bin Samsuddin.

Pn Azira Haih. Hmm, rakan sekutu beliau, Hafeya Rokiah binti Danish. Panjat pagar jugak.
Tak padan dengan pendek. Ha! Alya Iris Marsya and Esther. Pakai makeup ke
sekolah!

Esther Cantik la sikit.

Pn Azira Mana geng yang letupkan makmal sains 2?

A group of students raised their hands

Pn Azira Sapa ketua ni?

Syakirin Tun teacher

Pn Azira Kalau ketua Tun, yang lain ni ape. Tan Tin. Apa next plan?

Tun Letupkan makmal sains 1 pulak!

Pn Azira Nur Athirah Suzana dengan Mohd Syahmi Haikal! Ni merpati dua sejoli ni! Kantoi
dating belakang makmal RBT! Ha! Duduk jauh-jauh sikit! Halal gap! Wan Alef
Darwish. Buat salah ape?

Iman Lari dari kelas matematik dan menyorok di surau. Pakai telekung budak perempuan
then duduk dalam saf perempuan. Then, main pemadam api, tertarik picu sampai
putih surau tu disembur buih.

Alya OOO…Ko la yang ambik telekung aku!

Wan Alef Sebok makeup je awak tu?

The teacher shakes her head.

Pn Azira Hafiy Aqil dengan Akid Ibrahim. Eh Panjang! Ko bukan budak basketball ke?

Hafiy Ye teacher.

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Pn Azira Ada coach baru kan? Sir Qassim kan?

Akid Haah

Pn Azira Handsome?

All Handsome teacher.

Iman Sabor Teacher. Depa la yang main spirit of the coin sampai satu blok dorm kena
rasuk. Saya ingat depa tengok bola. Terjerit- jerit.

Pn Azira Astafirullah. Yang gaduh dengan senior tu mana? Harith Sulaiman Yasin dengan
Syed Zachry Muthadai

Iman Menangis senior kamu. Apa kamu buat?

Harith Dia buli kami dulu. Dia suruh kami cuci baju dia pulak. Saya hempuk la dia dengan
baldi.

Afdal Teacher. Ni lah abg yang tulis surat cinta dekat Madam Awanis tu.

Pn Azira Muhammad Zikri Ziqim Al-Qudus. Madam Awanis dah kahwin!

Ziqim Ha! Kahwin dah!? Sedihnya cinta pertama saya.

Iman Neil kan dia pergi gores kereta Cikgu Leha. Dia bukan gores sikit.

Pn Azira Neil Alexander, what did you do?

Neil Sunrise on the right side and sunset on the left side.

Pn Azira Ya Allah. Macam dah lama dendam je.

Neil Agak lama dah la

Pn Azira Fly beli rokok. Alif bin Sopian, Zaid Akhtar bin Ahmad dan Adam Haikal Ayish
Akim. Ade tak?

Zaid Ada teacher!

Pn Azira Tengku Nazhan Jamalullail, Jojo Amani. Tido dalam kelas. Tiga hari tak bangun-
bangun?

Pn Azira Mana Nazhan?

Amani Tu Nazhan.

Nazhan raises his hand before place his head on the table and continue sleep.

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Pn Azira Eh Acap! Ko buat ape?

Ashraf Cek nk prank kawan cek. Cek letak tong atas pintu. Sekali tong tu jatuh atas cikgu.
Cek tak sengaja.

Together Kesian. Kesian

Pn Azira Last sekali, Iman Hakimi Hamdan bin Sulaiman?

Iman Saya la tu.

Pn Azira Ha? Kamu pengawas? Apa kamu buat?

Iman Masa tu tengah hujan lebat. Saya nampak budak main hujan. Depa slide dari
hujung sana sampai hujung belah sini. Bila saya marah, depa cakap best. Saya try
la. Betul depa kata. Mmg best, teacher!

Pn Azira Orang suruh jaga budak tapi kamu pulak yang lebih budak-budak dari budak. Eh!
Yang ni sapa? Senarai dah habis? Apa salah kamu?

Safarina Saya Nurul Safarina Nazifa. Saya budak baru.

Pn Azira Baru pindah dah buat salah? Apa salah kamu?

Safarina Saya salah kelas sebenarnya ni.

Pn Azira Alright, because everyone has tried their costume. Please check with the Prop
Master at the back for your character. Go, go.

Iman Me too, right teacher?

Pn Azira Habis? Afdal, Jom gi court basketball.

Afhdal Buat apa?

Pn Azira Kat sana mesti banyak orang buat salah.

Hafiy Paham. Paham

The teacher and the student walk out. Someone brings in the sign ‘two weeks later – rehearsal night’
The teacher walks in again.

Pn Azira Where is my art director? Where is my art director? Mukhriz!!!

Mukhriz Ye teacher.

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Pn Azira Where’s the props darling? Bawak masuk prop!

Mukhriz Okeh. Prop! Prop!

Adam Hariz Teacher, lightning ni nak pasang sekarang ke?

Pn Azira Lightning? (urut dada) lighting. Yes pasang.

When everyone is ready. The drama starts.