How Sleazy Are You?

Your Score = 0

Scoring:
0 - 20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21 - 40 You barely make our scale.
41 - 60 Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date.
61 - 100 Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.
101 - 130 Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt.
131 - 160 You're a social menace.
161 - 200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.

1 Ever tried alcohol?

Yes Enter a Y, or
No Enter a N
2 Ever been drunk
Yes
No
3 Ever play drinking games?
Yes
No
4 Ever fall down because you drank to much?
Yes
No
5 Ever drink enough to throw up?
Yes
No
6 Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
Yes
No
7 Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
Yes
No
8 Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?
Yes
No
9 Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week?
Yes
No
10 Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
Yes
No
11 Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
Yes
No
12 Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
Yes
No
13 Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms?
Yes
No
14 Do you do drugs regularly?
Yes
No
15 Ever bought "soft" drugs?
Yes
no
16 Ever sell drugs?
Yes
No
17 Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
Yes
No
18 Ever used barbiturates?
Yes
No
19 Ever used hallucinogens?
Yes
No
20 Ever used narcotics?
Yes
No
21 Ever been stoned drunk for more than 48 hours?
Yes
No
22 Ever been on a date?
Yes
No
23 Ever been felt up or groped?
Yes
No
24 Ever had sexual intercourse?
Yes
No
25 Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
Yes
No
26 Ever paid for sex?
Yes
No
27 Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
Yes
No
28 Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favours and succeed?
Yes
no
29 Ever engage in oral sex?
Yes
No
30 Ever engage in anal sex?
Yes
No
31 Ever engage in the 69 position?
Yes
No
32 Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)?
Yes
No
33 Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
Yes
No
34 Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
Yes
No
35 Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
Yes
No
36 Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes
No
37 Ever had sex in a public place?
Yes
No
38 Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act?
Yes
No
39 Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
Yes
No
40 Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification?
Yes
No
41 Ever used sex toys?
Yes
No
42 Ever pass out during sex?
Yes
No
43 Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
Yes
No
44 Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
Yes
No
45 Ever bought something in a sex shop?
Yes
No
46 Ever licked or had someone lick your:
Eyes
Toes
Ears
Anus
47 Ever had sex with a relative?
Yes
 No
48 Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot?
Yes
No
49 Does necrophilia, paedophilia or bestiality turn you on?
Yes
No
50 Ever been arrested?
Yes
No