FLCLXL

FOOLY COOLY EXTRA LARGE

THE EXTRA LARGE MOVIE

Give me a sit-rep on HARUKO's

SHI was last seen at the HELLO KITTY theme park riding a 1972 VESPA armed

with a 1994 FFA

FFA?

Free Form Artillery. To the naked eye , it looks like a normal guitar ,

but looks can be deceiving, and looks can kill .

Give me a sit-rep on her recent activity

(busting open mailboxes with a Lousiville Slugger)

Credit Card Fraud

(hacking baseball pitching machines to attack civilians)

Disturbing the Peace

Oh !

and VAMPIRE HUNTING

She's hunting vampires , now ?

Vampires are dark world entities !

Really ?

Very much so .

We can't let the press get a hold of this !

What do we do ?

Quick ! The hush money !

Hush money ? ! $@%K ! Is that in the budget ?

Budget ?

It's in the vault . . . In the curse jar . . . and that's coming

out of your paycheck !

( what now ? )

Press the big red button ?

This one?

. . . that's . . . the ask button . . . what are you doing on tumblr ?

. . . bored . . .

This one?

That's the SELF DESTRUCT button ! We don't press that one until the end of the MOVIE !

THAT ONE !

EMERGENCY SIRENS

THE CITY OF MABASE IS IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY !

NOCAP ! I REPEAT ! NOCAP ! AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
ANY

FOOLY COOLY ! ! !

EMERGENCY SIRENS

NANDABAS HOME

What are you up to ?

I'm reading poetry ? Look !

The rice tasted like

Spaghettios it was so

Very delicious
See ? It's haiku !

That's nothing !

You read poetry with your nose in a book

I read the ground , with my head on the pavement

That was poetry !

Now , quit it , book worm

I want to get under the covers with a WELL ENDOWED man !

Cut it out ! I just rented The Notebook !

You wanna watch The Notebook ?

Yeah ! It's the SPECIAL EDITION !

( The Notebook : The Director's Cut )

What is this ?

He's just enjoying the sunset . . .

" dear diary . . . today I found out I'm the most attractive man on the planet "
( lying down , hands behind his head smiling )

Yeah ! It's great , right ?

(argument)

Morning Sleepy Head !

*knock knock*

We're not home !

It's your Papa Razi !

* sigh *

hey dad . . .

*SHASHIN*

*camera flash*

Ah, memories !

*flipping polaroid*

Would you like a stick of gum ?

One of those trick gum things ?

POP COUPLE ! DOUBLE BUBBLE OR

DOUBLE TROUBLE ?

It looks like I'm going to hit her !

You're lucky ! I was going to photoshop it but I didn't have time !

What's that ?

Frost Flakes !

Doesn't look like you're enjoying them . . .

They're Frosted Flakes ! They're GRRRRRREAT !

*SHASHIN FLASH*

Hey !

*Grimace from camera flash*

GIRL HATES FROSTED FLAKES

NANI ? WHAT ?

Haruhara HARUKO : A picture says a thousand words , you know !

Ah ! HARUKO SAN , such a pleasure ! What are you doing here ?

I had to lay low here for a little while . . . They

caught me selling cat nip at the (cat) cafe !

[ haruko wearing a trenchcoat with

a HELLA KITTY t-shirt

selling cat nip at the HELLO KITTY

theme park Cat Cafe ]

Mind if I get a photo for the MABASE DAILY ?

Are you crazy ? You'll blow my cover !

HARUKO , baby ! Business is business ! Besides , you'll be a star !

Hmmmm . . . I am cold-blooded ! The spotlight will keep me warm and

give my skin a healthy glow !

That's the spirit !

*SHASHIN*

( HARUKO LOUNGING ON COUCH )

Hmmm! Who would've thought ? A sexy couch potato ! I like it !

OKAY EVERYONE GROUP HUG !

*grumble grumble*

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FOOLY COOLY THE EXTRA LARGE MOVIE

If I'm gonna be a super famous rebel we're gonna need a (BACK UP PLAN)

PLAN A

PLAN B

PLAN C

THAT'S WHY I'm RECRUITING YOU

to be a part of my FOOLY COOLY BAND

FOOLY COOLY !

Oh ! I thought you'd never ask ! I'll play KEYTAR !

NOT YOU !

Awww . . .

YOU !

Why me ?
What are you , a scaredy cat ?

Not me ! I'm tough !

Oh yeah ?

First ! I'm gonna start a ticketmaster !

OH NO !
TICKETMASTERRRRRRRR !

Not so tough now , huh ? Hot Shot

If you wanna be in fooly cooly ya gotta be tough, and you gotta be

COOL !

I'm cool !

AS IF ! You sleep with (one of those anime girl pillows)

Hatsune MIKU (pillow)

You swore you wouldn't tell anybody about that !

My fingers were crossed !

POP QUIZ
If one train is going to Tokyo , and another is going to Kyoto

do they cross paths ?

Uh . . . Yes ?

TRICK QUESTION ! NO ONE CARES !

YOU GOTTA BE A FOOL !

*the FOOL tarot card with photo of Pillows wearing FOOL t-shirt *selfie* *

JUN KEN PON !

ACHI DE MOITE HOI !

Ow, paper cut !

So tough ! Hah !

and you gotta be good with TOOLS !

It's time for

FRENCH TOAST !

I'm fine ! I had Frosted Flakes !

They're part of a nutritious breakfast !

and , they're GRRRRRRRRREEA-

HUSH PUPPY ! It's a game ! It's like truth or dare !

It's . . . fun !

First you stick you're tongue in the toaster . . .

theeen

*click*

( see how long you can last ! )

Oh ! I see !

It's getting hot !

HARUKO SAN ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TOASTER ?

( toaster between harukos legs )

Nothiiiing

*knock knock*

We have company ! Quick ! In the closet !

Already on it ! Whose shoes are these ? They stink !

Have you heard the good news?

I'm the editor of the news. NO news is good news .

About Lord CANTI ! Some say he's the god that keeps us from harm and anger !

I'll believe it when I see it !

NEKO stuck in TREE dialling 911 on CELLPHONE

911 ! What is your Emergency ?

* meow ! meow ! meow ! *

That's NOT an EMERGENCY !

*flip phone clicks*

Lord CANTI flies to tree to gently bring NEKO down from tree

See ? See ? Do you believe us now ?

Listen , saving cats from trees is nice and all , but that sort of stuff

doesn't SELL papers ! Besides , who's going to believe a FLYING ROBOT's a GOD ?
Actually it's a cyb-

* helicopter sounds *

( the call tipped them off ! )

WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU'RE HARBORING A FUGITIVE ! COME OUT

WITH YOUR HANDS UP !

What do we do ?

Throw the cat at them !

* nyan nyan nyan nyan nyaaaaaan *

NEKO catapults into Helicopter ,

whooshes into distance

*star*

MABASE PD IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN !

(should we call a lawyer ?

copyright infringement !

Flagrant plagiarism !

n i n t e n d o cease and desists burst out of helicopter )

Fwuf ! That was a close one ! But we're not in the clear yet !
We're not ?

{ You know , the best defense is a good offense !

Quick ! Get Offensive !

(What about the FCC !

Fuck the FCC

F the FCC ! Ooh ! I like it ! At this rate we'll get an R Rating For Sure !

This is bad ! What do I do ?

Hide in the tree !

What do I do when I get in the tree ?

*sigh*

What are they doing in there?

They're swearing up a storm ! They don't even have a swear jar !

SIR, THEY BLEW UP OUR HELICOPTER

I said NOCAP !

. . . NoCAP ? . . .

NO COMBAT AIR PATROL

Ohhhh ! . . .

. . . [ beat ] . . .

NO COMBAT AIR PATROL ?

THAT MEANS NO HELICOPTERS !

OHHHHHHHHHH . . .

But they're so fun !

* sigh *

Hey . . . What's that ? In the tree ?

It's probably the cat . . .

No . . . [NEKO]'s here . . .

Who's a good lil kitty ? You are ! Yes you are !

Hmmmm. . .
If I'm right . . .

and I usually am

then we have move ! Quick ! Now !

We're going to sound bath !

Where'd I leave the keys ?

( Keys sitting in bento box in fine china next to japanese common cold face covering )

Hmmm . . .

I think they're in the junk drawer . . .

Paper clip !

[ clippy

would you like some help finding your keys ? ]

Ugh this thing is so annoying !

Hey ! There's my Tamagotchi !

(nintendogs)

doraemon key chain

FOUND EM !

Welcome to Sound Bath !

Before we begin, we need to perform a Psyche Test !

Do you know what BPD stands for ?

Borderline Personality Disorder ?

Wrong ! Bitchinest Personality D'ever !

BOOK ( BPD : DO YOU HAVE THE BITCHINEST PERSONALITY D'EVER ? )

Are you familiar with what Schizophrenia is ?

Yes ?

Then . . . how do you feel about . . .

Rock Climbing ?

. . . I . . . feel like . . . that's a totally unrelated question . . .

Are you bi polar ?

No . . .

How's your mood ?

I feel . . . fine . . .

*Punch*

OW ! WHAT THE F -

How's your mood ?

YOU MOTHER F

Typical ! That's very common with sufferers of bipolar

Mood Swings.

It took you awhile to answer that one !

You know . . . We could schedule a therapy session . . .

You may need Speech Therapy .

Speech . . . The . . . REI . . . P - - -

JAPANESE
Speech

THE GHOST

CENSORED

( The r*a*p*i*s*t )

CENSORED

*cough* Ahem ! Purrrrrfect ! We're done here !

Now if you'll kindly step into our soundbath .

You good , NAO ?

It's like Im Drowning . . .

But I'm still breathing

and the rain will fall on the ocean

and the ocean will get deeper

and deeper . . .

But I'm still breathing . . .

Whoah . . .

( F L A S H B A CK

A BLAST FROM THE PAST )

Who are you ?

I'm HIROSHI

I'm the last survivor of the bomb . . .

LORD CANTI / HIROSHI ORIGIN

SOUNDBATH IS USED TO COMMAND CANTI

What's with those beatles guys ? I mean . . . They're beatles who (turned into guys)

and then they have the NERVE to talk about YOKO ONO'S PUSSY CAT !